Re: The people ruining Usenet

"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> typed:
>: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>:: Timmay! wrote:
>::: The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>:::: Timmay! and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>::::: The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>:::::: K. A. Cannon and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>:::::
>::::: [...]
>:::::
>::::::: Tim Thorne.
>::::::
>:::::: BUWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAOIHA;DSH;FASHAHAHAHAHHAIFHUIUERHFQIUWEDHCIUAHIHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>::::::
>:::::: Thanks. That made my morning.
>:::::
>::::: You must lead a very dull life.
>::::
>:::: I could be fistfighting Nazis to get back the lost Ark of the
>:::: Covenant and still get a chuckle out of the idea of you being able
>:::: to "ruin" anything more significant than your own lapel after
>:::: spilling baby food on it, Timbot.
>:::
>::: The Nazi's would look down on someone punching them in the knee, in
>::: fact, everyone looks down on you.
>::
>:: oh, boy. you claim to speak for everyone now?
>:
>: No. Have another go at reading and see if you get it right this time.
>
>so which particular part of "in fact, everyone looks down on you." am I
>reading incorrectly?

Think vertically this time.

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The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>Timmay! and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>K. A. Cannon and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>
>>>>[...]
>>>>
>>>>>>Tim Thorne.
>>>>>
>>>>>BUWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAOIHA;DSH;FASHAHAHAHAHHAIFHUIUERHFQIUWEDHCIUAHIHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>>>
>>>>>Thanks. That made my morning.
>>>>
>>>>You must lead a very dull life.
>>>
>>>I could be fistfighting Nazis to get back the lost Ark of the Covenant and still
>>>get a chuckle out of the idea of you being able to "ruin" anything more
>>>significant than your own lapel after spilling baby food on it, Timbot.
>>
>>The Nazi's
>
>ZOT!

Grammar lamer.

>>would look down on someone punching them in the knee, in
>>fact, everyone looks down on you.
>
>Burden of proof on the accuser, Timbot.

You're short. Admit it.

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Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>>: The Nazi's would look down on someone punching them in the knee, in
>>>>: fact, everyone looks down on you.
>>>>
>>>>oh, boy. you claim to speak for everyone now?
>>>
>>>Thorne thinks making "shorty" jokes in a purely textual medium is bad
>>>ass flaming.
>>
>> http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/a7b05ee2c50296d1?hl=en&
>>
>> That's some bad ass flaming there...
>
>So is posting google links.

I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has ****ed off
and left the monkey in charge.

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On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 22:00:41 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>>: The Nazi's would look down on someone punching them in the knee, in
>>>>>: fact, everyone looks down on you.
>>>>>
>>>>>oh, boy. you claim to speak for everyone now?
>>>>
>>>>Thorne thinks making "shorty" jokes in a purely textual medium is bad
>>>>ass flaming.
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk/msg/a7b05ee2c50296d1?hl=en&
>>>
>>> That's some bad ass flaming there...
>>
>>So is posting google links.
>
> I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has ****ed off
> and left the monkey in charge.

Don't you have a Usenet to run away from again?

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Do you, Timmay!, deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and
intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.flame? Yes or no? Don't wait for the
translation! Yes or no?!:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! and alt.usenet.kooks is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>K. A. Cannon and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>
>>>>>[...]
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Tim Thorne.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>BUWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAOIHA;DSH;FASHAHAHAHAHHAIFHUIUERHFQIUWEDHCIUAHIHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Thanks. That made my morning.
>>>>>
>>>>>You must lead a very dull life.
>>>>
>>>>I could be fistfighting Nazis to get back the lost Ark of the Covenant and still
>>>>get a chuckle out of the idea of you being able to "ruin" anything more
>>>>significant than your own lapel after spilling baby food on it, Timbot.
>>>
>>>The Nazi's
>>
>>ZOT!
>
>Grammar lamer.

I frogive tpyos. I don't forgive idiocy.

>>>would look down on someone punching them in the knee, in
>>>fact, everyone looks down on you.
>>
>>Burden of proof on the accuser, Timbot.
>
>You're short. Admit it.

You don't have any other angle. Admit it.


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Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
[...]
>>>So is posting google links.
>>
>> I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has ****ed off
>> and left the monkey in charge.
>
>Don't you have a Usenet to run away from again?

Don't you have a stick to fetch, poochy?

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The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>Timmay! and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
[...]
>>Grammar lamer.
>
>I frogive tpyos. I don't forgive idiocy.

Did you forgive yourself for your geography misadventures all those
years ago? I should really take a trip through Google to read your
snivelling apology that you ****ed up.

>>You're short. Admit it.
>
>You don't have any other angle. Admit it.

You're very defensive about your height.

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On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:23:54 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
> [...]
>>>>So is posting google links.
>>>
>>> I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has ****ed off
>>> and left the monkey in charge.
>>
>>Don't you have a Usenet to run away from again?
>
> Don't you have a stick to fetch, poochy?

Don't you have another lame to wear out even further?

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Do you, Timmay!, deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and
intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.flame? Yes or no? Don't wait for the
translation! Yes or no?!:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>[...]
>>>Grammar lamer.
>>
>>I frogive tpyos. I don't forgive idiocy.
>
>Did you forgive yourself for your geography misadventures

I will when you will, Mr. Continent.

>>>You're short. Admit it.
>>
>>You don't have any other angle. Admit it.
>
>You're very defensive about your height.

You're very obsessive about my height.


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On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:38:03 +0900, The 2-Belo did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
> Do you, Timmay!, deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and
> intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.flame? Yes or no? Don't wait
> for the translation! Yes or no?!:
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>Timmay! and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>[...]
>>>>Grammar lamer.

Don't know the difference between grammar and punctuation? Verrrrrry
interesting.

>>>I frogive tpyos. I don't forgive idiocy.
>>
>>Did you forgive yourself for your geography misadventures
>
> I will when you will, Mr. Continent.
>
>>>>You're short. Admit it.
>>>
>>>You don't have any other angle. Admit it.
>>
>>You're very defensive about your height.
>
> You're very obsessive about my height.

Clealy, Sir is proof of the reality of remote viewing. How else could
he know whether you're short or tall?

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Timmay! wrote:
> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>> Timmay! wrote:
>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
> [...]
>>>> So is posting google links.
>>>
>>> I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has ****ed
>>> off and left the monkey in charge.
>>
>> Don't you have a Usenet to run away from again?
>
> Don't you have a stick to fetch, poochy?

Why do you insist on making a useless hump like Mr. Plow
come across as a semi-competent flamer by comparison, Thorne?
If you're unable to put the boots to a lightweight like him, just
give it the **** up, go home to your shitty one-room flat and
slowly bleed out.



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Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>> [...]
>>>>>So is posting google links.
>>>>
>>>> I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has ****ed off
>>>> and left the monkey in charge.
>>>
>>>Don't you have a Usenet to run away from again?
>>
>> Don't you have a stick to fetch, poochy?
>
>Don't you have another lame to wear out even further?

Don't you have another irony meter gag to **** out any time soon?

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The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>Do you, Timmay!, deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.flame? Yes or no? Don't wait for the translation! Yes or no?!:
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>[...]
>>>>Grammar lamer.
>>>
>>>I frogive tpyos. I don't forgive idiocy.
>>
>>Did you forgive yourself for your geography misadventures
>
>I will when you will, Mr. Continent.

Glad we've found some common ground, Mr Incontinent.

>>>>You're short. Admit it.
>>>
>>>You don't have any other angle. Admit it.
>>
>>You're very defensive about your height.
>
>You're very obsessive about my height.

Rumour has it you were too short to appear in Time Bandits.

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On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:22:07 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>> [...]
>>>>>>So is posting google links.
>>>>>
>>>>> I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has ****ed off
>>>>> and left the monkey in charge.
>>>>
>>>>Don't you have a Usenet to run away from again?
>>>
>>> Don't you have a stick to fetch, poochy?
>>
>>Don't you have another lame to wear out even further?
>
> Don't you have another irony meter gag to **** out any time soon?

Don't you have a flame to roast me with?


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Here ve see an enraged Timmay! locked in a life-or-death struggle with ze
alt.flame:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Do you, Timmay!, deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.flame? Yes or no? Don't wait for the translation! Yes or no?!:
>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>[...]
>>>>>Grammar lamer.
>>>>
>>>>I frogive tpyos. I don't forgive idiocy.
>>>
>>>Did you forgive yourself for your geography misadventures
>>
>>I will when you will, Mr. Continent.
>
>Glad we've found some common ground, Mr Incontinent.

You likely don't know what type of ground you're standing on. An island? A
peninsula? A ****ing oil rig? Who knows?

>>>>>You're short. Admit it.
>>>>
>>>>You don't have any other angle. Admit it.
>>>
>>>You're very defensive about your height.
>>
>>You're very obsessive about my height.
>
>Rumour has it you were too short to appear in Time Bandits.

There's documented proof that you're a ****head, Timbot.


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Timmay! wrote:
> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Do you, Timmay!, deny that the USSR placed and is placing medium- and intermediate-range missiles in sites in alt.flame? Yes or no? Don't wait for the translation! Yes or no?!:
>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>[...]
>>>>>Grammar lamer.
>>>>
>>>>I frogive tpyos. I don't forgive idiocy.
>>>
>>>Did you forgive yourself for your geography misadventures
>>
>>I will when you will, Mr. Continent.
>
> Glad we've found some common ground, Mr Incontinent.
>
>>>>>You're short. Admit it.
>>>>
>>>>You don't have any other angle. Admit it.
>>>
>>>You're very defensive about your height.
>>
>>You're very obsessive about my height.
>
> Rumour has it you were too short to appear in Time Bandits.
>
> --
> Timmay!
>
> Kook of the Month May 1999
> Golden Killfile Sept 1999
> Looney Maroon Dec 1998
> Looney Maroon Feb 1999
> Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
> Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
> George Pickett Sept 2000
> George Pickett Oct 2000
> Busted Urinal Award
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
> Tar & Feathers Award
> Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

Shuttup.
 
Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>So is posting google links.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has ****ed off
>>>>>> and left the monkey in charge.
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't you have a Usenet to run away from again?
>>>>
>>>> Don't you have a stick to fetch, poochy?
>>>
>>>Don't you have another lame to wear out even further?
>>
>> Don't you have another irony meter gag to **** out any time soon?
>
>Don't you have a flame to roast me with?

I have plenty in the tank, thanks for asking. If you want to feel my
wrath then you're going to have to earn it. To me you're just some
stupid, insipid lowlife who makes laughable claims about his real life
because in reality you're a talentless little nobody and all you have
is Usenet. I pity you because you are such a shallow individual.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 
Timmay! wrote:
> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>> Timmay! wrote:
>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>> Timmay! wrote:
>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>>>> Timmay! wrote:
>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>> So is posting google links.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has
>>>>>>> ****ed off and left the monkey in charge.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't you have a Usenet to run away from again?
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't you have a stick to fetch, poochy?
>>>>
>>>> Don't you have another lame to wear out even further?
>>>
>>> Don't you have another irony meter gag to **** out any time soon?
>>
>> Don't you have a flame to roast me with?
>
> I have plenty in the tank, thanks for asking. If you want to feel my
> wrath then you're going to have to earn it.

Ahh, so your inability to actually bring any heat against a pus-filled
zit like Mr. Plow is in reality, a tactic . You COULD throw down
some heavy invective if you felt like it, you just don't feel like it
right now.

> To me you're just some
> stupid, insipid lowlife who makes laughable claims about his real life
> because in reality you're a talentless little nobody and all you have
> is Usenet.

Sez the hypocrite who has been posting to UseNet for what, 15
years now? And who joined forces with others to form an
"organization" in order to flame by committee. Complete with
scary posting handles and secret handshakes.


--
Scott Campbell

"You ask her where she's going,
she tells you where she's been,
she starts a conversation
that don't have no end..." - Muddy Waters
 
On Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:57:30 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>So is posting google links.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I wonder where Kev has gone. It seems the organ grinder has ****ed off
>>>>>>> and left the monkey in charge.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't you have a Usenet to run away from again?
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't you have a stick to fetch, poochy?
>>>>
>>>>Don't you have another lame to wear out even further?
>>>
>>> Don't you have another irony meter gag to **** out any time soon?
>>
>>Don't you have a flame to roast me with?
>
>I have plenty in the tank, thanks for asking.

Ever considered using one?

>If you want to fe[BlaBlaBlaBlaBla....]

--
W "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."
. | ,. w ,
\|/ \|/ Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
 
Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote:
[...]
>>>Don't you have a flame to roast me with?
>>
>>I have plenty in the tank, thanks for asking.
>
>Ever considered using one?

No, because I'm a kookologist!

<guffaw>

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 

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