Re: The people ruining Usenet

"Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
[...]
>> I have plenty in the tank, thanks for asking. If you want to feel my
>> wrath then you're going to have to earn it.
>
>Ahh, so your inability to actually bring any heat against a pus-filled
>zit like Mr. Plow is in reality, a tactic . You COULD throw down
>some heavy invective if you felt like it, you just don't feel like it
>right now.

Everything in good time, Snotty. You've got to bait the hook and wait
for the right bite. Striking like you've got a Marlin on the end of
the line does nothing for the long term entertainment value.

>>To me you're just some stupid, insipid lowlife who makes laughable
>>claims about his real life because in reality you're a talentless
>>little nobody and all you have is Usenet.
>
>Sez the hypocrite who has been posting to UseNet for what, 15
>years now? And who joined forces with others to form an
>"organization" in order to flame by committee. Complete with
>scary posting handles and secret handshakes.

Sez the slackjawed coward who cuddled up to the Meowers and ran with
the herd to avoid getting picked on.

--
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Timmay! wrote:
> "Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>> Timmay! wrote:
> [...]
>>> I have plenty in the tank, thanks for asking. If you want to feel my
>>> wrath then you're going to have to earn it.
>>
>> Ahh, so your inability to actually bring any heat against a
>> pus-filled zit like Mr. Plow is in reality, a tactic . You COULD
>> throw down some heavy invective if you felt like it, you just don't
>> feel like it right now.
>
> Everything in good time, Snotty. You've got to bait the hook and wait
> for the right bite. Striking like you've got a Marlin on the end of
> the line does nothing for the long term entertainment value.

[shrug]

Just wondering when this spectacular hook-setting would occur.

You've been making this claim for a decade and a half now.

>>> To me you're just some stupid, insipid lowlife who makes laughable
>>> claims about his real life because in reality you're a talentless
>>> little nobody and all you have is Usenet.
>>
>> Sez the hypocrite who has been posting to UseNet for what, 15
>> years now? And who joined forces with others to form an
>> "organization" in order to flame by committee. Complete with
>> scary posting handles and secret handshakes.
>
> Sez the slackjawed coward who cuddled up to the Meowers and ran with
> the herd to avoid getting picked on.

Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever posted. Or
a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow cascade, meow
newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many meowers as you
ever have and just because we both may have flamed the likes of you
and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."

You're starting to sound a bit like Koput with this conspiratorial paranoia.


--
Scott Campbell

"Needless to say, the President is correct. Whatever it was
he said." - Donald Rumsfeld
 
Scott Campbell wrote:
> [...]
> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever posted. Or
> a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow cascade, meow
> newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many meowers as you
> ever have and just because we both may have flamed the likes of you
> and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."


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|E| (_.-./---------_|______ )
|O| \_.-'`-' `----------._____ _'
|W| | `.---.-'
`-'| \
-.// \ | \
`-' / /||_
VK ( < \__)
`-'

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Here ve see an enraged Scott Campbell locked in a life-or-death struggle with ze
alt.flame:

>Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever posted.
^^^^

I WIN


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20
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Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> Here ve see an enraged Scott Campbell locked in a life-or-death
> struggle with ze alt.flame:
>
>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever
>> posted.
> ^^^^
>
> I WIN

D'oh!


--
Scott Campbell


"I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I
said, but I know what I think, and, well, I assume it's what
I said." - Donald Rumsfeld
 
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> Scott Campbell wrote:
>> [...]
>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever
>> posted. Or a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow
>> cascade, meow newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many
>> meowers as you
>> ever have and just because we both may have flamed the likes of you
>> and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."
>
>
> /|/|
> / . .
> \ _4 .-''' -.
> .-._/ ( ___.---' )
> |M|/ \____________-/.-----------' '._
> |E| (_.-./---------_|______ )
> |O| \_.-'`-' `----------._____ _'
> |W| | `.---.-'
> `-'| \
> -.// \ | \
> `-' / /||_
> VK ( < \__)
> `-'

Actually, to be fair, I did once post UseNet's smallest
kitty art. It was a masterpiece of understated simplicity
that I shall attempt to reproduce here.

[ahem]

.



--
Scott Campbell


"You ask her where she's going,
she tells you where she's been,
she starts a conversation
that don't have no end..." - Muddy Waters
 
Here ve see an enraged Scott Campbell locked in a life-or-death struggle with ze
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

>The 2-Belo wrote:
>> Here ve see an enraged Scott Campbell locked in a life-or-death
>> struggle with ze alt.flame:
>>
>>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever posted.
>> ^^^^
>> I WIN
>
>D'oh!

flex


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20
Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> Here ve see an enraged Scott Campbell locked in a life-or-death struggle with ze
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:
>
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> Here ve see an enraged Scott Campbell locked in a life-or-death
>>> struggle with ze alt.flame:
>>>
>>>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever posted.
>>> ^^^^
>>> I WIN
>>
>>D'oh!
>
> flex

Silverlight
 
The 2-Belo wrote:
> Here ve see an enraged Scott Campbell locked in a life-or-death struggle with ze
> alt.flame:
>
>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever posted.
> ^^^^
>
> I WIN
>
>

2-Belo? From Bumblebee? Right handy with a camera?


--
~coyote
 
Scott Campbell wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > Scott Campbell wrote:
> >> [...]
> >> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever
> >> posted. Or a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow
> >> cascade, meow newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many
> >> meowers as you
> >> ever have and just because we both may have flamed the likes of you
> >> and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."
> >
> >
> > /|/|
> > / . .
> > \ _4 .-''' -.
> > .-._/ ( ___.---' )
> > |M|/ \____________-/.-----------' '._
> > |E| (_.-./---------_|______ )
> > |O| \_.-'`-' `----------._____ _'
> > |W| | `.---.-'
> > `-'| \
> > -.// \ | \
> > `-' / /||_
> > VK ( < \__)
> > `-'
>
> Actually, to be fair, I did once post UseNet's smallest
> kitty art. It was a masterpiece of understated simplicity
> that I shall attempt to reproduce here.
>
> [ahem]
>
> .
>

If I had one [small coin] for every...


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|.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \
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In alt.config on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:47:44 -0500, Scott Campbell
<thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:

> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>> Scott Campbell wrote:
>>> [...]
>>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever
>>> posted. Or a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow
>>> cascade, meow newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many
>>> meowers as you
>>> ever have and just because we both may have flamed the likes of you
>>> and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."
>>
>>
>> /|/|
>> / . .
>> \ _4 .-''' -.
>> .-._/ ( ___.---' )
>> |M|/ \____________-/.-----------' '._
>> |E| (_.-./---------_|______ )
>> |O| \_.-'`-' `----------._____ _'
>> |W| | `.---.-'
>> `-'| \
>> -.// \ | \
>> `-' / /||_
>> VK ( < \__)
>> `-'
>
> Actually, to be fair, I did once post UseNet's smallest
> kitty art. It was a masterpiece of understated simplicity
> that I shall attempt to reproduce here.
>
> [ahem]
>
> .
>

I never knew that cats come from small eggs.


--
PJR :)
 
On 29 Apr 2007 22:26:20 GMT, Peter J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> wrote:

>In alt.config on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:47:44 -0500, Scott Campbell
><thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>
>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>> Scott Campbell wrote:
>>>> [...]
>>>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever
>>>> posted. Or a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow
>>>> cascade, meow newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many
>>>> meowers as you
>>>> ever have and just because we both may have flamed the likes of you
>>>> and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."
>>>
>>>
>>> /|/|
>>> / . .
>>> \ _4 .-''' -.
>>> .-._/ ( ___.---' )
>>> |M|/ \____________-/.-----------' '._
>>> |E| (_.-./---------_|______ )
>>> |O| \_.-'`-' `----------._____ _'
>>> |W| | `.---.-'
>>> `-'| \
>>> -.// \ | \
>>> `-' / /||_
>>> VK ( < \__)
>>> `-'
>>
>> Actually, to be fair, I did once post UseNet's smallest
>> kitty art. It was a masterpiece of understated simplicity
>> that I shall attempt to reproduce here.
>>
>> [ahem]
>>
>> .
>>
>
>I never knew that cats come from small eggs.

they fly, too.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.
 
On Sun, 29 Apr 2007 20:06:39 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On 29 Apr 2007 22:26:20 GMT, Peter J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> wrote:
>
>>In alt.config on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:47:44 -0500, Scott Campbell
>><thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>>> Scott Campbell wrote:
>>>>> [...]
>>>>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever
>>>>> posted. Or a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow
>>>>> cascade, meow newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many
>>>>> meowers as you
>>>>> ever have and just because we both may have flamed the likes of you
>>>>> and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> /|/|
>>>> / . .
>>>> \ _4 .-''' -.
>>>> .-._/ ( ___.---' )
>>>> |M|/ \____________-/.-----------' '._
>>>> |E| (_.-./---------_|______ )
>>>> |O| \_.-'`-' `----------._____ _'
>>>> |W| | `.---.-'
>>>> `-'| \
>>>> -.// \ | \
>>>> `-' / /||_
>>>> VK ( < \__)
>>>> `-'
>>>
>>> Actually, to be fair, I did once post UseNet's smallest
>>> kitty art. It was a masterpiece of understated simplicity
>>> that I shall attempt to reproduce here.
>>>
>>> [ahem]
>>>
>>> .
>>>
>>
>>I never knew that cats come from small eggs.
>
>they fly, too.

Some of them have really sexy **** too, & don't mind them being
grabbed.


--
W "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."
. | ,. w ,
\|/ \|/ Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
 
"Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>>"Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
[...]
>>> Ahh, so your inability to actually bring any heat against a
>>> pus-filled zit like Mr. Plow is in reality, a tactic . You COULD
>>> throw down some heavy invective if you felt like it, you just don't
>>> feel like it right now.
>>
>> Everything in good time, Snotty. You've got to bait the hook and wait
>> for the right bite. Striking like you've got a Marlin on the end of
>> the line does nothing for the long term entertainment value.
>
>[shrug]
>
>Just wondering when this spectacular hook-setting would occur.
>
>You've been making this claim for a decade and a half now.

Go away, ****chops. Your hideous features are scaring the fish.

>>> Sez the hypocrite who has been posting to UseNet for what, 15
>>> years now? And who joined forces with others to form an
>>> "organization" in order to flame by committee. Complete with
>>> scary posting handles and secret handshakes.
>>
>> Sez the slackjawed coward who cuddled up to the Meowers and ran with
>> the herd to avoid getting picked on.
>
>Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever posted. Or
>a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow cascade, meow
>newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many meowers as you
>ever have and just because we both may have flamed the likes of you
>and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."

I'd slap you across the face with a couple of posts from the Google
archive, but it looks decidedly bare at the moment. It's rather
amusing to watch you flail around tossing such gems as 'scary posting
handles' and 'flaming by committee' when you were part of the Brethren
of Beelzebub. Or did that slip your vacuous mind?

>You're starting to sound a bit like Koput with this conspiratorial paranoia.

You're another alt.flame lemming, Snotty. Find a cliff and **** off.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 
Timmay! wrote:
> "Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>> Timmay! wrote:
>>> "Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
> [...]
>>>> Ahh, so your inability to actually bring any heat against a
>>>> pus-filled zit like Mr. Plow is in reality, a tactic . You COULD
>>>> throw down some heavy invective if you felt like it, you just don't
>>>> feel like it right now.
>>>
>>> Everything in good time, Snotty. You've got to bait the hook and
>>> wait
>>> for the right bite. Striking like you've got a Marlin on the end of
>>> the line does nothing for the long term entertainment value.
>>
>> [shrug]
>>
>> Just wondering when this spectacular hook-setting would occur.
>>
>> You've been making this claim for a decade and a half now.
>
> Go away, ****chops.

The idea is to make me go away, you hump. Do your
worst.

> Your hideous features are scaring the fish.

Crushing.

>>>> Sez the hypocrite who has been posting to UseNet for what, 15
>>>> years now? And who joined forces with others to form an
>>>> "organization" in order to flame by committee. Complete with
>>>> scary posting handles and secret handshakes.
>>>
>>> Sez the slackjawed coward who cuddled up to the Meowers and ran with
>>> the herd to avoid getting picked on.
>>
>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever
>> posted. Or a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow
>> cascade, meow newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many
>> meowers as you
>> ever have and just because we both may have flamed the likes of you
>> and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."
>
> I'd slap you across the face with a couple of posts from the Google
> archive, but it looks decidedly bare at the moment.

Only because there's no "meow" postings of mine for you to
Google, you sub-moronic git. Thanks for making my point with
this retreat of yours.

> It's rather
> amusing to watch you flail around tossing such gems as 'scary posting
> handles' and 'flaming by committee' when you were part of the Brethren
> of Beelzebub. Or did that slip your vacuous mind?

How many times can you be wrong in a single posting, Skippy? I wasn't
part of that troll. Never posted a single line. Prove me wrong.

>> You're starting to sound a bit like Koput with this conspiratorial
>> paranoia.
>
> You're another alt.flame lemming, Snotty. Find a cliff and **** off.

Why don't you take a stab at making me **** off, Kopu..... I mean,
Thorne? Suggestions ain't gonna get it done.


--
Scott Campbell

"...and you can have it all,
my Empire of Dirt..." - Trent Reznor
 
"Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> "Scott Campbell" <thundering_puddles@msn.com> wrote:
[...]
>>> Just wondering when this spectacular hook-setting would occur.
>>>
>>> You've been making this claim for a decade and a half now.
>>
>> Go away, ****chops.
>
>The idea is to make me go away, you hump. Do your worst.

But if I'm blunt with you, you drop the thread and run for dear life,
as witnessed with the Iraq War thread. This is entirely the point I've
been making, but you're so obtuse you'll never get it.

[...]
>>> Feel free to point out a single, solitary "Meow" that I've ever
>>> posted. Or a single, solitary example of me participating in a meow
>>> cascade, meow newsgroup invasion, or kitty art. I've flamed as many
>>> meowers as you ever have and just because we both may have flamed the
>>> likes of you and your insipid HFW - doesn't make me a "meower."
>>
>> I'd slap you across the face with a couple of posts from the Google
>> archive, but it looks decidedly bare at the moment.
>
>Only because there's no "meow" postings of mine for you to
>Google, you sub-moronic git. Thanks for making my point with
>this retreat of yours.

Now that the Google archive is back up, you absolutely, positively
state that you've never participated in a ****head cascade with
meowers ever?

>> It's rather amusing to watch you flail around tossing such gems as
>> 'scary posting handles' and 'flaming by committee' when you were
>> part of the Brethren of Beelzebub. Or did that slip your vacuous mind?
>
>How many times can you be wrong in a single posting, Skippy? I wasn't
>part of that troll. Never posted a single line. Prove me wrong.

Troll? I don't think any sentient person would ever call it that. A
bunch of monosyllabic AF regs socked up and 'invaded' AF. The
consensus was that a group of AF regs socked up and 'invaded' AF.
After a period of time it was 'revealed' that the gaggle of socked up
AF regs were to few people's surprise, a gaggle of socked up AF regs.
One stupid Texan was surprised.

>>> You're starting to sound a bit like Koput with this conspiratorial
>>> paranoia.
>>
>> You're another alt.flame lemming, Snotty. Find a cliff and **** off.
>
>Why don't you take a stab at making me **** off, Kopu..... I mean,
>Thorne? Suggestions ain't gonna get it done.

But if I'm cruel and nasty to you by confronting you with your own
stupidity, you drop the thread and **** off. I'd much rather keep you
around and embarrass you over a period of time.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades
 

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