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Nigel Brooks
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"Chad Stone" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler staggered up to the microphone and
> slurred:
>
> <forwarded to a few froups>
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the 2007 Usenet Kook of the Year
>> awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> you are a notorious net.kook
>> you attempt to vote twice
>> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet you vote
>> for or against yourself
>> you vote in a thread other than this one you vote in a newsgroup
>> other than AUK without crossposting to AUK you follow up to an
>> incomplete or altered version of the ballot you have explicitly been
>> disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler you have officially been declared
>> non-existent you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
>> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on January 18th to cast your votes. Vote
>> wisely; next time the candidate might be you . - - - - - - - - - - - -
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> ROOKIE KOOK OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Bill Hughes
>> Duke the American-American
>> John Wentzky
>> Lady Motown
>> Michael "Miguel" Cranston
>> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Nunya Bidness, alias Massive Prong, alias Spurious Response
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>> Tom Potter
>> Warhol
>> Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
>>
>> KOOK OF THE YEAR (Vote for one; write-ins of other Kook of the Month
>> Winners permitted.)
>>
>> Alexa Cameron
>> Andrew B. Chung
>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
>> Archimedes Plutonium
>> Average Joe AKA Joe Kelly
>> Azure
>> Barbara Schwarz
>> Bill Hughes
>> Brad Guth
>> Bradley L Jesness
>> Catherine Burr
>> Charles D Bohne
>> Chuck Lysaght
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> Daryl Hunt
>> David Tholen
[X] Douglas Grant
>> Duke the American-American
>> Dustin Cook
>> Ed Conrad
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> FreeSpeechStore
>> George Hammond
>> Gerald Newton
>> Honest John
>> Hoofprints
>> Jean-Paul Turcaud
>> John Wentzky
>> Joseph Bartlo
>> Kenneth R. Pangborn
>> Lady Motown
>> Linda Gore
>> Matt Giwer
>> Michael "Miguel" Cranston
>> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Nunya Bidness, alias Massive Prong, alias Spurious Response Onideus Mad
>> Hatter
>> Pamela K Russell
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>> Ray Gordon
>> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>> Richard S Bullis
>> Robert E McElwaine
>> Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
>> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>> soc.men
>> Stephen P Vanier
>> Steve Chaney
>> Steve Young
>> Steven Ray Winter
>> Sylvia Sullivan
>> Tim Bolen
>> Tim Thorne
>> Tom Bishop
>> Tom Potter
>> Twonky
>> Viking of soc.men
>> Vito Kuhn
>> Warhol
>> Will Dockery
>> Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
>>
>> COWARD OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Andrew B Chung
>> Bill Hughes
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Gerald Newton
>> Honest John
>> Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>> Steve Chaney
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign Big-8 Management Board
>> Bill, alias Respondant
>> Brad Guth
>> Chief Thracian
>> Duke the American-American
>> Gerald Newton
>> Hagar
>> Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Paine "Painius" Ellsworth
>> Pamela K Russell
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>
>> RICHBULL.COM MEMORIAL AWARD FOR KOOKSITE OF THE YEAR (Write-in.)
>>
>> Site must be 1) associated with someone with a USENET presence during
>> 2007 and who has at least been nominated for a USENET kook award,
>> preferably someone who has won an award during 2007 and 2) active during
>> at least part of 2007.
>>
>> Write-in candidate:
[X] Doug Grant - Cyberstalker Web Names
http://groups.google.com/group/namesofcyberstalkers
Nigel Brooks
news:fm9su0$epb$4@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler staggered up to the microphone and
> slurred:
>
> <forwarded to a few froups>
>
>> Here follows the one true ballot for the 2007 Usenet Kook of the Year
>> awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> you are a notorious net.kook
>> you attempt to vote twice
>> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet you vote
>> for or against yourself
>> you vote in a thread other than this one you vote in a newsgroup
>> other than AUK without crossposting to AUK you follow up to an
>> incomplete or altered version of the ballot you have explicitly been
>> disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler you have officially been declared
>> non-existent you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>
>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
>> 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on January 18th to cast your votes. Vote
>> wisely; next time the candidate might be you . - - - - - - - - - - - -
>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>> ROOKIE KOOK OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Bill Hughes
>> Duke the American-American
>> John Wentzky
>> Lady Motown
>> Michael "Miguel" Cranston
>> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Nunya Bidness, alias Massive Prong, alias Spurious Response
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>> Tom Potter
>> Warhol
>> Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
>>
>> KOOK OF THE YEAR (Vote for one; write-ins of other Kook of the Month
>> Winners permitted.)
>>
>> Alexa Cameron
>> Andrew B. Chung
>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
>> Archimedes Plutonium
>> Average Joe AKA Joe Kelly
>> Azure
>> Barbara Schwarz
>> Bill Hughes
>> Brad Guth
>> Bradley L Jesness
>> Catherine Burr
>> Charles D Bohne
>> Chuck Lysaght
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> Daryl Hunt
>> David Tholen
[X] Douglas Grant
>> Duke the American-American
>> Dustin Cook
>> Ed Conrad
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> FreeSpeechStore
>> George Hammond
>> Gerald Newton
>> Honest John
>> Hoofprints
>> Jean-Paul Turcaud
>> John Wentzky
>> Joseph Bartlo
>> Kenneth R. Pangborn
>> Lady Motown
>> Linda Gore
>> Matt Giwer
>> Michael "Miguel" Cranston
>> Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Nunya Bidness, alias Massive Prong, alias Spurious Response Onideus Mad
>> Hatter
>> Pamela K Russell
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>> Ray Gordon
>> Raymond Ronald Karczewski
>> Richard S Bullis
>> Robert E McElwaine
>> Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
>> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>> soc.men
>> Stephen P Vanier
>> Steve Chaney
>> Steve Young
>> Steven Ray Winter
>> Sylvia Sullivan
>> Tim Bolen
>> Tim Thorne
>> Tom Bishop
>> Tom Potter
>> Twonky
>> Viking of soc.men
>> Vito Kuhn
>> Warhol
>> Will Dockery
>> Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
>>
>> COWARD OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Andrew B Chung
>> Bill Hughes
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>> Gerald Newton
>> Honest John
>> Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo
>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>> Steve Chaney
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE YEAR (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign Big-8 Management Board
>> Bill, alias Respondant
>> Brad Guth
>> Chief Thracian
>> Duke the American-American
>> Gerald Newton
>> Hagar
>> Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Paine "Painius" Ellsworth
>> Pamela K Russell
>> PorchMonkey4Life
>>
>> RICHBULL.COM MEMORIAL AWARD FOR KOOKSITE OF THE YEAR (Write-in.)
>>
>> Site must be 1) associated with someone with a USENET presence during
>> 2007 and who has at least been nominated for a USENET kook award,
>> preferably someone who has won an award during 2007 and 2) active during
>> at least part of 2007.
>>
>> Write-in candidate:
[X] Doug Grant - Cyberstalker Web Names
http://groups.google.com/group/namesofcyberstalkers
Nigel Brooks