VOTE! Kook Of The Leap Year, 2008!

Archie Leach · Dec 31, 2008

ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>Archie Leach wrote:
>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>> Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>
>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>
>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty,
>>>> naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>
>>>Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty,
>>>Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Dave.
>>
>> Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty,
>> Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty,
>> Naughty, Naughty Dave.
>
>naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty,
>naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty Dave.

Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty,
naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty,
Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty Dave.

ah · Dec 31, 2008

Archie Leach wrote:
> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>> Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>
>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty,
>>>>> naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>
>>>>Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty,
>>>>Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Dave.
>>>
>>> Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty,
>>> Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty,
>>> Naughty, Naughty Dave.
>>
>>naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty,
>>naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty Dave.
>
> Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty,
> naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty,
> Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty Dave.

nAughty, naughty, nAughty, naughty, nAughty, naughty, nAughty, naughty,
nAughty, naughty, nAughty, naughty, nAughty, naughty, nAughty, naughty,
nAughty, naughty, nAughty Dave.
--
ah

david hillstrom · Dec 31, 2008

On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:51:56 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
wrote:

>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>> Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>
>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty,
>>>>> naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>
>>>>Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty,
>>>>Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Dave.
>>>
>>> Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty,
>>> Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty, Naughty,
>>> Naughty, Naughty Dave.
>>
>>naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty,
>>naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty Dave.
>
>Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty,
>naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty,
>Naughty, naughty, Naughty, naughty Dave.

and some fine UPA we have here as a late entry, and its ALL ABOUT
MEEEEEEE!!! YAY!!!!!!!

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

david hillstrom · Dec 31, 2008

On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:49:59 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
wrote:

>david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:18:37 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>
>>>>>Hell no!
>>>>>
>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>
>>>>I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>
>>>I blame daev, for he hace much NAUGHTINESS.
>>
>>MUUUUAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAAAAA
>
>Q. E. f'in D.
>
>

<does the naughty dance>

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

Hatchetmama · Jan 1, 2009

On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hatchetmama wrote:
>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>
>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>with that.
>>>>
>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>><smeps>
>>>
>>>Hell no!
>>>
>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Okay, yeah.
>>
>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>
>
>Wot's in the shed?

OH DAEV!!

--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16
alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't
quite what teh brochure promised.
alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come
to stalk you too.
alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

Hatchetmama · Jan 1, 2009

On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:24:34 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
wrote:

>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:49:59 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>wrote:
>
>>david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:18:37 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hell no!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>>
>>>>>I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>>
>>>>I blame daev, for he hace much NAUGHTINESS.
>>>
>>>MUUUUAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAAAAA
>>
>>Q. E. f'in D.
>>
>>
>
><does the naughty dance>

I love it whan you do the naughty dance.

--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16
alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't
quite what teh brochure promised.
alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come
to stalk you too.
alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

Kali · Jan 1, 2009

In article <0q6ol4prq2fbkcsdk8j1gd87n8aavaso7m@4ax.com>,
dave@meow.org says...
> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:49:59 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
> wrote:
>
> >david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> wrote:
> >
> >>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:18:37 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
> >>wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
> >>>>wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
> >>>>>>wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
> >>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
> >>>>>>>>wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
> >>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
> >>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
> >>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
> >>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>><bows>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
> >>>>>>>with that.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
> >>>>>><smeps>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Hell no!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
> >>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
> >>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Okay, yeah.
> >>>>
> >>>>I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
> >>>
> >>>I blame daev, for he hace much NAUGHTINESS.
> >>
> >>MUUUUAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAAAAA
> >
> >Q. E. f'in D.
> >
> >
>
> <does the naughty dance>

gifs please

> --
> dave hillstrom xrbj
>

--
Kali

david hillstrom · Jan 1, 2009

On Thu, 1 Jan 2009 15:42:16 -0500, Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:

>In article <0q6ol4prq2fbkcsdk8j1gd87n8aavaso7m@4ax.com>,
>dave@meow.org says...
>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:49:59 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:18:37 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>> >>wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>> >>>>wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>> >>>>>>wrote:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>> >>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>> >>>>>>>>wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>> >>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>> >>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>> >>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>> >>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>><bows>
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>> >>>>>>>with that.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>> >>>>>><smeps>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Hell no!
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>> >>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>> >>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Okay, yeah.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>> >>>
>> >>>I blame daev, for he hace much NAUGHTINESS.
>> >>
>> >>MUUUUAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAAAAA
>> >
>> >Q. E. f'in D.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> <does the naughty dance>
>
>gifs please

its too naughty even for usenet. youll just have to let your
imagination run wild. mheh.

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

david hillstrom · Jan 1, 2009

On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:13:55 -0500, Hatchetmama
<Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>
>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>><smeps>
>>>>
>>>>Hell no!
>>>>
>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>
>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>
>>
>>Wot's in the shed?
>
>OH DAEV!!

....things <lightning strikes tree 30 feet away>... are in the shed.

--
dave hillstrom xrbj

Axel Hussein Yerbouti mhm23x3 · Jan 1, 2009

On Jan 1, 5:00?pm, david hillstrom <d...@meow.org> wrote:
> On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:13:55 -0500, Hatchetmama
>
>
>
> <Hatchetm...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
> >On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>Hatchetmama wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <arc...@ha.haha>
> >>> wrote:
>
> >>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetm...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <d...@meow.org>
> >>>>>wrote:
>
> >>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
> >>>>>><Hatchetm...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <d...@meow.org>
> >>>>>>>wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <m...@meow.meow> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
> >>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6...@4ax.com:
>
> >>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
> >>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
> >>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
> >>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <k...@happy.joy> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna3...@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>arc...@ha.haha says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <k...@happy.joy> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38...@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <k...@happy.joy>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkp...@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >d...@meow.org says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monagh...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. ?Anybody may vote, but your votes
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ? you vote for or against yourself
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ? you vote in a thread other than this one
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ? you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ?crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ?or altered version of the ballot
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). ?The vote wrangler
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year:http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index..html
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. ?a three candidate list according to the rules
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>
> >>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>
> >>>>>>>><bows>
>
> >>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>
> >>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? ?i will have to satisfy myself
> >>>>>>with that.
>
> >>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
> >>>>><smeps>
>
> >>>>Hell no!
>
> >>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
> >>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
> >>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>
> >>>>Okay, yeah.
>
> >>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>
> >>Wot's in the shed?
>
> >OH DAEV!!
>
> ...things <lightning strikes tree 30 feet away>... are in the shed.

I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

--
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Meower since 1996-03-30 (wave 2.3) | mhm since 1998-06-18
Denizen of alt.food.dennys | Father of alt.food.mentos
Grand Ultimageneralissimo of the Shock and Awe wing of the Usenet
Flame Force / Defensive Alliance

Jazzycat1 · Jan 1, 2009

Happy new year idiot KOOKS!!

Hope you all get actual lives this year!

Archie Leach · Jan 1, 2009

Jazzycat1 <ThomasErectus@gmail.com> wrote:

>Happy new year idiot KOOKS!!
>
>Hope you all get actual lives this year!

Hi, Spazzycat!!

mimus · Jan 1, 2009

On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:05:55 -0600, Archie Leach wrote:

> Jazzycat1 <ThomasErectus@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Happy new year idiot KOOKS!!
>>
>> Hope you all get actual lives this year!
>
> Hi, Spazzycat!!

I'm touched, and hope myself to get myself a life sometime soon.

Hard keyboard-work for life sucks, and is undoubtedly un-Constitutional.

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I recognize no authority but the Constitution of the
United States (some parts of it) and the bouncer at
Jack's and Charlie's.

< Benchley

Aratzio · Jan 2, 2009

On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:12:35 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:05:55 -0600, Archie Leach wrote:
>
>> Jazzycat1 <ThomasErectus@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Happy new year idiot KOOKS!!
>>>
>>> Hope you all get actual lives this year!
>>
>> Hi, Spazzycat!!
>
>I'm touched, and hope myself to get myself a life sometime soon.
>
>Hard keyboard-work for life sucks, and is undoubtedly un-Constitutional.

I went with a reverse mortgage on my life.

ah · Jan 2, 2009

Archie Leach wrote:
> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>
>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>><smeps>
>>>>
>>>>Hell no!
>>>>
>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>
>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>
>>
>>Wot's in the shed?
>
> Tiedstick.
>
> "Tiedstick?"
>
> Yeah, you know, tiedstick, the stuff that's tied to a stick.
>
> "Ohhhhhh, Tiedstick!"

Eat some sugar, Archie!
--
ah

ah · Jan 2, 2009

Hatchetmama wrote:
> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>
>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>><smeps>
>>>>
>>>>Hell no!
>>>>
>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>
>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>
>>
>>Wot's in the shed?
>
> OH DAEV!!

Coy, huh?
--
ah

ah · Jan 2, 2009

david hillstrom wrote:
> On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:13:55 -0500, Hatchetmama
> <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>
>>>>>Hell no!
>>>>>
>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>
>>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wot's in the shed?
>>
>>OH DAEV!!
>
> ...things <lightning strikes tree 30 feet away>... are in the shed.

Gowan!
--
ah

ah · Jan 2, 2009

Axel Hussein Yerbouti mhm23x3 wrote:
> On Jan 1, 5:00 pm, david hillstrom <d...@meow.org> wrote:
>> On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:13:55 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>
>>
>>
>> <Hatchetm...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>> >On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>Hatchetmama wrote:
>> >>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <arc...@ha.haha>
>> >>> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetm...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <d...@meow.org>
>> >>>>>wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>> >>>>>><Hatchetm...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <d...@meow.org>
>> >>>>>>>wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <m...@meow.meow> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>> >>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6...@4ax.com:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>> >>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>> >>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>> >>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <k...@happy.joy> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna3...@4ax.com>,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>arc...@ha.haha says...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <k...@happy.joy> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38...@4ax.com>,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <k...@happy.joy>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkp...@4ax.com>,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >d...@meow.org says...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monagh...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year:http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>
>> >>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>
>> >>>>>>>><bows>
>>
>> >>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>
>> >>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>> >>>>>>with that.
>>
>> >>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>> >>>>><smeps>
>>
>> >>>>Hell no!
>>
>> >>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>> >>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>> >>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>
>> >>>>Okay, yeah.
>>
>> >>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>
>> >>Wot's in the shed?
>>
>> >OH DAEV!!
>>
>> ...things <lightning strikes tree 30 feet away>... are in the shed.
>
> I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

right, right, right,
--
ah

Hatchetmama · Jan 2, 2009

On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:00:26 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
wrote:

>On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:13:55 -0500, Hatchetmama
><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>
>>>>>Hell no!
>>>>>
>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>
>>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wot's in the shed?
>>
>>OH DAEV!!
>
>...things <lightning strikes tree 30 feet away>... are in the shed.

methinks ah wants in the shed.

--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16
alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't
quite what teh brochure promised.
alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come
to stalk you too.
alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

Hatchetmama · Jan 2, 2009

On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:04:33 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hatchetmama wrote:
>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:48:11 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>
>>>>>Hell no!
>>>>>
>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>
>>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wot's in the shed?
>>
>> OH DAEV!!
>
>Coy, huh?

I'm not in charge of the shed.
That, and I don't feel like chewing through the straps in the morning.
Again.

--
-HM
mhm 34x19
Smeeter 41
WSD #39.3
SPA Oct02
UFtTA #01
Snarky's Gutter Chix0r #16
alt.usenet.kooks for when plonking is just not enough.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk for when life isn't
quite what teh brochure promised.
alt.genius.hatchetmama for when teh new newsgroups come
to stalk you too.
alt.posi... four wen it wudened help enyway

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