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Archie Leach
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ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>Archie Leach wrote:
>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>
>>>>>Hell no!
>>>>>
>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>
>>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wot's in the shed?
>>
>> Tiedstick.
>>
>> "Tiedstick?"
>>
>> Yeah, you know, tiedstick, the stuff that's tied to a stick.
>>
>> "Ohhhhhh, Tiedstick!"
>
>Eat some sugar, Archie!
What does that have to do with alien vampires, ah?
>Archie Leach wrote:
>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>
>>>>>Hell no!
>>>>>
>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>
>>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wot's in the shed?
>>
>> Tiedstick.
>>
>> "Tiedstick?"
>>
>> Yeah, you know, tiedstick, the stuff that's tied to a stick.
>>
>> "Ohhhhhh, Tiedstick!"
>
>Eat some sugar, Archie!
What does that have to do with alien vampires, ah?