VOTE! Kook Of The Leap Year, 2008!

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ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>Archie Leach wrote:
>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hatchetmama wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <archie@ha.haha>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <meow@meow.meow> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
>>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6hsg@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
>>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
>>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
>>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna35vo@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>archie@ha.haha says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@happy.joy> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38phr@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <kali@happy.joy>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkpd7j@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >dave@meow.org says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monaghan4@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. Anybody may vote, but your votes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a thread other than this one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). The vote wrangler
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year: http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. a three candidate list according to the rules
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><bows>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? i will have to satisfy myself
>>>>>>>with that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
>>>>>><smeps>
>>>>>
>>>>>Hell no!
>>>>>
>>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
>>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
>>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, yeah.
>>>>
>>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wot's in the shed?

>>
>> Tiedstick.
>>
>> "Tiedstick?"
>>
>> Yeah, you know, tiedstick, the stuff that's tied to a stick.
>>
>> "Ohhhhhh, Tiedstick!"

>
>Eat some sugar, Archie!


What does that have to do with alien vampires, ah?
 
On Jan 2, 12:47?pm, Archie Leach <arc...@ha.haha> wrote:
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>
> - Show quoted text -ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Archie Leach wrote:
> >> ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> >>>Hatchetmama wrote:
> >>>> On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:23:51 -0600, Archie Leach <arc...@ha.haha>
> >>>> wrote:

>
> >>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetm...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:

>
> >>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:10:12 -0500, david hillstrom <d...@meow.org>
> >>>>>>wrote:

>
> >>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:59:52 -0500, Hatchetmama
> >>>>>>><Hatchetm...@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote:

>
> >>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:55:24 -0500, david hillstrom <d...@meow.org>
> >>>>>>>>wrote:

>
> >>>>>>>>>On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:08:16 GMT, Little Meow <m...@meow.meow> wrote:

>
> >>>>>>>>>>Eil 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> muetteran eren
> >>>>>>>>>>noos:3k4hl4llor2u3v2i0hm8jjdd2j24fd6...@4ax.com:

>
> >>>>>>>>>>> UPI A 7N DA alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sun, 28 Dec 2008
> >>>>>>>>>>> 21:15:30 -0600 (UPI)... THREE SHOTS WERE FIRED AT Archie Leach'S
> >>>>>>>>>>> MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk... JT
> >>>>>>>>>>> 1234 PCS

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <k...@happy.joy> wrote:

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <33lqk4p1pabnurdi7a6fr5ho1ncsna3...@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>arc...@ha.haha says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <k...@happy.joy> wrote:

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >In article <bmgqk49et0cm07hsi0g12lcjcr9av38...@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 14:03:46 -0500, in the land of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Kali <k...@happy.joy>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> got double secret probation for writing:

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >In article <nqtik4lr83jb6ftsjvfj1bgtnqdfvkp...@4ax..com>,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >d...@meow.org says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> On 17 Dec 2008 15:57:20 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> Wrangler Emeritus <sean.monagh...@btinternet.com> wrote:

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Here follows the one true ballot for the 2008 Kook Of
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >The Leap Year award. ?Anybody may vote, but your votes
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Wrangler's discretion if:

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ? you vote for or against yourself
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ? you vote in a thread other than this one
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ? you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ?crossposting to AUK you follow up to an incomplete
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > ?or altered version of the ballot

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >permitted. You have until 11:00 PM EST on December 19th
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >to cast your votes (approximately 60 hours
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >from the posting of this ballot). ?The vote wrangler
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >reserves the right to have a runoff election - no matter
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >how close (or not-so-close) the final tally is.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >See the official rules & regulations for Kook Of The
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >Leap Year:http://www.screedbomb.info/kotly/index.html

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >- - - - - - -

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> >KOOK OF THE LEAP YEAR, 2008

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> > (Write-In Up To 3 Candidates Below)

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> um, ok.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> gw bush
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the "big-8" advisory board.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> the FNVW

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> there. ?a three candidate list according to the rules
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> given.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >> heh.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >I vote for Dave!

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> >not really. ok. bye.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >> DAEV'S NOT HERE!

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >What did you do with him?

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He swatted DAEV on teh butt with a rolled up newspaper and told
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> him to stop rolling around in his own poop in the back yard.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty Dave.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.

>
> >>>>>>>>>>Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty Dave.

>
> >>>>>>>>><bows>

>
> >>>>>>>>You still haven't won the SPA.

>
> >>>>>>>obviously im naughty, though, hmmmm? ?i will have to satisfy myself
> >>>>>>>with that.

>
> >>>>>>You don't think they're just sayin that?
> >>>>>><smeps>

>
> >>>>>Hell no!

>
> >>>>>When I say that D43v's naughtiness is at a level of (naughty^12) (for
> >>>>>those of you mathematically retarted folks that's -naughty- raised to
> >>>>>the TWELFTH power), I bloody well ****ing MEAN it.

>
> >>>>>Okay, yeah.

>
> >>>> I blame the badgers, the shed, and well, me.

>
> >>>Wot's in the shed?

>
> >> Tiedstick.

>
> >> "Tiedstick?"

>
> >> Yeah, you know, tiedstick, the stuff that's tied to a stick.

>
> >> "Ohhhhhh, Tiedstick!"

>
> >Eat some sugar, Archie!

>
> What does that have to do with alien vampires, ah?


What the **** do YOU care?

This idiot is pathetic!!
 
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