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<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in
news:6KGdnek684ngQsrVnZ2dnUVZ_rDinZ2d@centurytel.net:
>
> "The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity"
> <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote in message
> news:5EI5k.1855$sg6.242@edtnps91...
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:42:13 -0700, Aratzio did the cha-cha, and
>> screamed:
>>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:23:23 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity got double secret probation
>>> for writing:
>>>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:12:16 -0700, Aratzio did the cha-cha, and
>>>>screamed:
>>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:36:04 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity got double secret probation
>>>>> for writing:
>>>>>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:17:43 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet did the
>>>>>>cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:59:37 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
>>>>>>>> suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:01:21 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>Wrangler did most oddly state:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2008 Usenet
>>>>>>>>>>> Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be
>>>>>>>>>>> disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
>>>>>>>>>>> use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the
>>>>>>>>>>> Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> you are a notorious net.kook
>>>>>>>>>>> you attempt to vote twice
>>>>>>>>>>> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>> you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>> you vote in a thread other than this one you vote in a
>>>>>>>>>>> newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK you
>>>>>>>>>>> follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>> you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>> Wrangler you have officially been declared non-existent
>>>>>>>>>>> you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
>>>>>>>>>>> You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on June 10th to
>>>>>>>>>>> cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might
>>>>>>>>>>> be you .
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>It's been five full days, and no sign at all of the "WINNERS!"
>>>>>>>>>>post -- this is too much! We need a replacement for Vince.
>>>>>>>>>>This just _cannot_ go on. We need a dictator who'll do his
>>>>>>>>>>job!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I agree; with the FNVW a no-show, a new one will have to be
>>>>>>>>> railroaded.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hmmmm. Cujo?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>How about spooge?
>>>>>
>>>>> too messy.
>>>>
>>>>I know! Kadaitcha Man.
>>>
>>> Who?
>>
>> That guy. You know. Him.
>>
> Eunuch Rick Mather is an "it".
>
> HJ
Ever been officially banned from voting? If not, then you're better than
he is.
news:6KGdnek684ngQsrVnZ2dnUVZ_rDinZ2d@centurytel.net:
>
> "The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity"
> <absurd_number_of_nicks@hell.everyposehasits.corn> wrote in message
> news:5EI5k.1855$sg6.242@edtnps91...
>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:42:13 -0700, Aratzio did the cha-cha, and
>> screamed:
>>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:23:23 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity got double secret probation
>>> for writing:
>>>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:12:16 -0700, Aratzio did the cha-cha, and
>>>>screamed:
>>>>> On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:36:04 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>> The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity got double secret probation
>>>>> for writing:
>>>>>>On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:17:43 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet did the
>>>>>>cha-cha, and screamed:
>>>>>>> Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:59:37 -0600, Eris Kallisti
>>>>>>>> Discordia was laughing at the antics of Art Deco, when they
>>>>>>>> suddenly burst out in tears:
>>>>>>>>> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:01:21 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>>>>>>>>>Wrangler did most oddly state:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2008 Usenet
>>>>>>>>>>> Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be
>>>>>>>>>>> disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
>>>>>>>>>>> use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the
>>>>>>>>>>> Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> you are a notorious net.kook
>>>>>>>>>>> you attempt to vote twice
>>>>>>>>>>> you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>> you vote for or against yourself
>>>>>>>>>>> you vote in a thread other than this one you vote in a
>>>>>>>>>>> newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK you
>>>>>>>>>>> follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>>>>>>>>>>> you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote
>>>>>>>>>>> Wrangler you have officially been declared non-existent
>>>>>>>>>>> you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
>>>>>>>>>>> You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on June 10th to
>>>>>>>>>>> cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might
>>>>>>>>>>> be you .
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>It's been five full days, and no sign at all of the "WINNERS!"
>>>>>>>>>>post -- this is too much! We need a replacement for Vince.
>>>>>>>>>>This just _cannot_ go on. We need a dictator who'll do his
>>>>>>>>>>job!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I agree; with the FNVW a no-show, a new one will have to be
>>>>>>>>> railroaded.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hmmmm. Cujo?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>How about spooge?
>>>>>
>>>>> too messy.
>>>>
>>>>I know! Kadaitcha Man.
>>>
>>> Who?
>>
>> That guy. You know. Him.
>>
> Eunuch Rick Mather is an "it".
>
> HJ
Ever been officially banned from voting? If not, then you're better than
he is.