So your stuck on an island

[keza]

matt cant make a nun want him

ooo dear

theyre celibate and everything haha

 

[linkinpark-1]

Stenners is just jealous that I have bigger ***** then he does

 

[Hahninator]

we're all jealous you have ***** and won't share them with us

 

[Friðbjörn]

I'd take keza...cause even if I'd starve I'd die happy then at least ^^

and even if it weren't for that she's my wife so I wouldn't have a choice

 

[Vash_the_Stampede]

I'd take keza...cause even if I'd starve I'd die happy then at least ^^


and even if it weren't for that she's my wife so I wouldn't have a choice

Hunger issues are the only reason I didn't choose Keza. I couldn't kill her like that. I'd go alone

 

[keza]

an lpf mod cuz fribs a mod innit

rawr

haha

arwww josh hahaa

yoo dont need to eat...eatings an unnecassary habit

 

[Friðbjörn]

Hunger issues are the only reason I didn't choose Keza. I couldn't kill her like that. I'd go alone

haha

good one

rawr I feel the love keza

 

[majinkamahl]

The biggest recorded bottle of vodka known to mankind.

 

[waiting4thesun]

i had to go with the bottle of vodka... i've never had it before, and i figure i'm gonna die anyway, why not die happy?

 

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

Bottle Caps.

...condoms? Why would anyone need those?! Lol.

 

[FireHawk]

easy....a midget hooker.....who wouldn't...

Bottle Caps.
...condoms? Why would anyone need those?! Lol.

u never know them **** wild animals are ******* hot sometimes

we're all jealous you have ***** and won't share them with us

agreed

 

[Hahninator]

u never know them **** wild animals are ******* hot sometimes

LOL that's the funniest thing I've ever heard ^_^

 

[diva__007]

so does this island have powerpoints???

id chose computer, but wouldnt if i have no power to use it

 

[Clogz]

I'll take the M16 only because I've always wanted one.

And whenever I get cabin fever, I can just shoot the **** out of something...cool.

 

[Brkng_Th_Hbt]

so does this island have powerpoints???id chose computer, but wouldnt if i have no power to use it

Haha yeah, I'd definately choose the computer if I could keep it plugged in and have super fast satellite internet.

 

[Sygy]

cigerettes...but not only ur average ***

it would be like omipotent and everpresent and **** and it would never ever go out even if it got wet..ooo and it would be menthol and have black paper and a golden filter......

 

[LPpinkfreak821]

I'd bring a Stenners... why? because he'd bring the cigarettes & vodka XD

wow! *****... how cool! hahahahaha

 

[TeaTime]

I find this thread endlessly amusing.

However, I'd have to go with the really sexy nun. sacrilege!

 

[Hahninator]

Yeah, ***** are cool. I think we should have a "**** Gallery" here on LPF....lol jk

 

[Stenners]

Stenners is just jealous that I have bigger ***** then he does

Tis why im bringing urs along, duh lol