Ravynlee
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Computer. Why? Cant live without one now why deprive myself there?
Besides the obvious benefits that I utilise now (chat, writing, art, ordering stuff online, perving on you-know-who, watching movies, listening to music, looking up answers to all those questions that keep me awake at night, or specifically in this instance looking up essential bush survival skills, or basically summon a rescue party), but if I had no power I'd do what Tom Hanks did in his movie and make a face on it and hold long philosophical conversations til the insanity took over and then I'll smash it to pieces and use organise those fragments on the sand to form a (reflective) distress signal (able to be seen from land or see at a distance), or utilise the broken pieces of glass to magnify the suns rays to start fire with kindling, or to cut up the animals I catch using the cords as traps or just make a noose out of the same cords and hang myself with it... very handy invention that computer
Edit - I was gonna be a smart *** and say a midget hooker... but then thought it was a public forum so many of my 'explanations' (should that be 'justifications?') wouldn't be well "appropriate" for said audience... 0_0
Yes I said that.
Anyway the fact I put so much thought into that response kind of alarms me! **** me and my pessimistic POV! *lol* Bet the inventors and pioneers of this contraption never thought it would ever serve so many purposes all those years ago huh? Dang! XD
Besides the obvious benefits that I utilise now (chat, writing, art, ordering stuff online, perving on you-know-who, watching movies, listening to music, looking up answers to all those questions that keep me awake at night, or specifically in this instance looking up essential bush survival skills, or basically summon a rescue party), but if I had no power I'd do what Tom Hanks did in his movie and make a face on it and hold long philosophical conversations til the insanity took over and then I'll smash it to pieces and use organise those fragments on the sand to form a (reflective) distress signal (able to be seen from land or see at a distance), or utilise the broken pieces of glass to magnify the suns rays to start fire with kindling, or to cut up the animals I catch using the cords as traps or just make a noose out of the same cords and hang myself with it... very handy invention that computer
Edit - I was gonna be a smart *** and say a midget hooker... but then thought it was a public forum so many of my 'explanations' (should that be 'justifications?') wouldn't be well "appropriate" for said audience... 0_0
Yes I said that.
Anyway the fact I put so much thought into that response kind of alarms me! **** me and my pessimistic POV! *lol* Bet the inventors and pioneers of this contraption never thought it would ever serve so many purposes all those years ago huh? Dang! XD
