South Africa to **** McDonald's right up their arseholes!!!

R

Richard Catto

Guest
"And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
that they could make eaters fat."

Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!

and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that ****!

My proposed warning label:

"Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly mother****er, and go
grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my
****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger, you become
part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning
label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle,
South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT
****S."

~ ~ ~

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473

Clamp down on junk food

No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk
food adverts at school tuckshops...

That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed.

These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat
junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of
McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop.

They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims.

The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and
Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three
months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002.

The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on
most foods, and standards for nutritional information.

There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet"
- like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and
sports drinks.

These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to
children under 16, not even on labels.

Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be
used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them.

They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops.

And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
that they could make eaters fat.

The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and
marketing.

"The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient
content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims
(function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics,
prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food
manufacturers.

"This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is
intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani
Mngadi.

A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food
directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close
loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and
include updated food information.

"Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to
ensure honest and fair labelling."

She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on
the cards.

"They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them."

The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed
- and healthy - choices.

Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels,
and the department planned to encourage that.

She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad
foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary
to consume them for a healthy lifestyle."

Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they
were aware of the regulations but had not read them.

The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards
Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would
consult with their sectors before commenting.

Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests.

"We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and
regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis.

Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is
important about them is that there are huge international concerns
about advertising junk food to children.

"If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with
international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position."

The health department admitted that policing the proposed food
labelling regulations would be complicated.

"We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health
practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der
Riet.

Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities,
customs and port authorities.

She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies
checking up on rivals.

Visit health department website at www.doh.gov.za for regulations.

Foods listed "not essential":

Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional
claim may be made, include:

# Sweetened drinks
# "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks
# Cakes
# Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index
# Chocolates and sweet confectionery
# Chewing gum
# Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high
salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil
# Flavoured fat spreads and margarine
# "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per
bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats
# Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g
# Sugar
# Tea and coffee creamers
# Food or drinks sweetened with fructose
# Mayonnaise

Labels for allergens:

Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two
to nine:

# Eggs
# Milk
# Crustaceans and molluscs
# Fish
# Peanuts
# Soya beans
# Tree nuts
# Natural flavourants
# Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley,
oats, etc).
 
Richard Catto held us spellbound with...

> "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
> that they could make eaters fat."
>
> Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
>
> and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that ****!
>
> My proposed warning label:
>
> "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly mother****er, and go
> grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my
> ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger, you become
> part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning
> label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle,
> South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT
> ****S."
>
> ~ ~ ~
>
> http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
>
> Clamp down on junk food
>
> No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk
> food adverts at school tuckshops...
>
> That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed.
>
> These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat
> junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of
> McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop.
>
> They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims.
>
> The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and
> Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three
> months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002.
>
> The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on
> most foods, and standards for nutritional information.
>
> There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet"
> - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and
> sports drinks.
>
> These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to
> children under 16, not even on labels.
>
> Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be
> used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them.
>
> They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops.
>
> And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
> that they could make eaters fat.
>
> The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and
> marketing.
>
> "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient
> content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims
> (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics,
> prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food
> manufacturers.
>
> "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is
> intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani
> Mngadi.
>
> A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food
> directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close
> loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and
> include updated food information.
>
> "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to
> ensure honest and fair labelling."
>
> She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on
> the cards.
>
> "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them."
>
> The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed
> - and healthy - choices.
>
> Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels,
> and the department planned to encourage that.
>
> She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad
> foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary
> to consume them for a healthy lifestyle."
>
> Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they
> were aware of the regulations but had not read them.
>
> The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards
> Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would
> consult with their sectors before commenting.
>
> Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests.
>
> "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and
> regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis.
>
> Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is
> important about them is that there are huge international concerns
> about advertising junk food to children.
>
> "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with
> international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position."
>
> The health department admitted that policing the proposed food
> labelling regulations would be complicated.
>
> "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health
> practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der
> Riet.
>
> Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities,
> customs and port authorities.
>
> She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies
> checking up on rivals.
>
> Visit health department website at www.doh.gov.za for regulations.
>
> Foods listed "not essential":
>
> Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional
> claim may be made, include:
>
> # Sweetened drinks
> # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks
> # Cakes
> # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index
> # Chocolates and sweet confectionery
> # Chewing gum
> # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high
> salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil
> # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine
> # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per
> bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats
> # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g
> # Sugar
> # Tea and coffee creamers
> # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose
> # Mayonnaise
>
> Labels for allergens:
>
> Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two
> to nine:
>
> # Eggs
> # Milk
> # Crustaceans and molluscs
> # Fish
> # Peanuts
> # Soya beans
> # Tree nuts
> # Natural flavourants
> # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley,
> oats, etc).


Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus.

--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
============================
 
St. Jackanapes wrote:
> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
> > that they could make eaters fat."
> > Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
> > and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that ****!
> > My proposed warning label:
> > "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly mother****er, and go
> > grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my
> > ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger, you become
> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning
> > label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle,
> > South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT
> > ****S."
> >
> > ~ ~ ~
> >
> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
> >
> > Clamp down on junk food
> >
> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk
> > food adverts at school tuckshops...
> >
> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed.
> >
> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat
> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of
> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop.
> >
> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims.
> >
> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and
> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three
> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002.
> >
> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on
> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information.
> >
> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet"
> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and
> > sports drinks.
> >
> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to
> > children under 16, not even on labels.
> >
> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be
> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them.
> >
> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops.
> >
> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
> > that they could make eaters fat.
> >
> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and
> > marketing.
> >
> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient
> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims
> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics,
> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food
> > manufacturers.
> >
> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is
> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani
> > Mngadi.
> >
> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food
> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close
> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and
> > include updated food information.
> >
> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to
> > ensure honest and fair labelling."
> >
> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on
> > the cards.
> >
> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them."
> >
> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed
> > - and healthy - choices.
> >
> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels,
> > and the department planned to encourage that.
> >
> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad
> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary
> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle."
> >
> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they
> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them.
> >
> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards
> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would
> > consult with their sectors before commenting.
> >
> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests.
> >
> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and
> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis.
> >
> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is
> > important about them is that there are huge international concerns
> > about advertising junk food to children.
> >
> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with
> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position."
> >
> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food
> > labelling regulations would be complicated.
> >
> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health
> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der
> > Riet.
> >
> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities,
> > customs and port authorities.
> >
> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies
> > checking up on rivals.
> >
> > Visit health department website at www.doh.gov.za for regulations.
> >
> > Foods listed "not essential":
> >
> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional
> > claim may be made, include:
> >
> > # Sweetened drinks
> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks
> > # Cakes
> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index
> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery
> > # Chewing gum
> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high
> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil
> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine
> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per
> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats
> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g
> > # Sugar
> > # Tea and coffee creamers
> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose
> > # Mayonnaise
> >
> > Labels for allergens:
> >
> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two
> > to nine:
> >
> > # Eggs
> > # Milk
> > # Crustaceans and molluscs
> > # Fish
> > # Peanuts
> > # Soya beans
> > # Tree nuts
> > # Natural flavourants
> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley,
> > oats, etc).

>
> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus.


All the **** comes out of America.

South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the world.

See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested
banning McDonalds.

Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.

I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all involved.
 
"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185801845.763075.224380@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com...
> St. Jackanapes wrote:
>> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
>> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
>> > that they could make eaters fat."
>> > Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
>> > and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that ****!
>> > My proposed warning label:
>> > "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly mother****er, and go
>> > grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my
>> > ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger, you become
>> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning
>> > label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle,
>> > South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT
>> > ****S."
>> >
>> > ~ ~ ~
>> >
>> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
>> >
>> > Clamp down on junk food
>> >
>> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk
>> > food adverts at school tuckshops...
>> >
>> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed.
>> >
>> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat
>> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of
>> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop.
>> >
>> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims.
>> >
>> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and
>> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three
>> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002.
>> >
>> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on
>> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information.
>> >
>> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet"
>> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and
>> > sports drinks.
>> >
>> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to
>> > children under 16, not even on labels.
>> >
>> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be
>> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them.
>> >
>> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops.
>> >
>> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
>> > that they could make eaters fat.
>> >
>> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and
>> > marketing.
>> >
>> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient
>> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims
>> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics,
>> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food
>> > manufacturers.
>> >
>> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is
>> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani
>> > Mngadi.
>> >
>> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food
>> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close
>> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and
>> > include updated food information.
>> >
>> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to
>> > ensure honest and fair labelling."
>> >
>> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on
>> > the cards.
>> >
>> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them."
>> >
>> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed
>> > - and healthy - choices.
>> >
>> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels,
>> > and the department planned to encourage that.
>> >
>> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad
>> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary
>> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle."
>> >
>> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they
>> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them.
>> >
>> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards
>> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would
>> > consult with their sectors before commenting.
>> >
>> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests.
>> >
>> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and
>> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis.
>> >
>> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is
>> > important about them is that there are huge international concerns
>> > about advertising junk food to children.
>> >
>> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with
>> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position."
>> >
>> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food
>> > labelling regulations would be complicated.
>> >
>> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health
>> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der
>> > Riet.
>> >
>> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities,
>> > customs and port authorities.
>> >
>> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies
>> > checking up on rivals.
>> >
>> > Visit health department website at www.doh.gov.za for regulations.
>> >
>> > Foods listed "not essential":
>> >
>> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional
>> > claim may be made, include:
>> >
>> > # Sweetened drinks
>> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks
>> > # Cakes
>> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index
>> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery
>> > # Chewing gum
>> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high
>> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil
>> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine
>> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per
>> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats
>> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g
>> > # Sugar
>> > # Tea and coffee creamers
>> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose
>> > # Mayonnaise
>> >
>> > Labels for allergens:
>> >
>> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two
>> > to nine:
>> >
>> > # Eggs
>> > # Milk
>> > # Crustaceans and molluscs
>> > # Fish
>> > # Peanuts
>> > # Soya beans
>> > # Tree nuts
>> > # Natural flavourants
>> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley,
>> > oats, etc).

>>
>> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus.

>
> All the **** comes out of America.


So that's where all out sewer lines end up at.
>
> South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
> South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the world.


At least it's high class **** compared to what you have.
>
> See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested
> banning McDonalds.


Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds?
>
> Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.


What you'd rather have is people burgers.
>
> I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all involved.


Start with yourself porky
>
 
Parsons wrote:
> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > St. Jackanapes wrote:
> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
> >> > that they could make eaters fat."
> >> > Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
> >> > and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that ****!
> >> > My proposed warning label:
> >> > "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly mother****er, and go
> >> > grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to my
> >> > ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger, you become
> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this warning
> >> > label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier lifestyle,
> >> > South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you FAT
> >> > ****S."
> >> >
> >> > ~ ~ ~
> >> >
> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
> >> >
> >> > Clamp down on junk food
> >> >
> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk
> >> > food adverts at school tuckshops...
> >> >
> >> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed.
> >> >
> >> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to eat
> >> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death of
> >> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and Pop.
> >> >
> >> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims.
> >> >
> >> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and
> >> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three
> >> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002.
> >> >
> >> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on
> >> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information.
> >> >
> >> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy diet"
> >> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and
> >> > sports drinks.
> >> >
> >> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to
> >> > children under 16, not even on labels.
> >> >
> >> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be
> >> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them.
> >> >
> >> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops.
> >> >
> >> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
> >> > that they could make eaters fat.
> >> >
> >> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and
> >> > marketing.
> >> >
> >> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient
> >> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims
> >> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics,
> >> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all food
> >> > manufacturers.
> >> >
> >> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is
> >> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani
> >> > Mngadi.
> >> >
> >> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food
> >> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close
> >> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and
> >> > include updated food information.
> >> >
> >> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to
> >> > ensure honest and fair labelling."
> >> >
> >> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on
> >> > the cards.
> >> >
> >> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them."
> >> >
> >> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make informed
> >> > - and healthy - choices.
> >> >
> >> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels,
> >> > and the department planned to encourage that.
> >> >
> >> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad
> >> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not necessary
> >> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle."
> >> >
> >> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying they
> >> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them.
> >> >
> >> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising Standards
> >> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would
> >> > consult with their sectors before commenting.
> >> >
> >> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests.
> >> >
> >> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and
> >> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis.
> >> >
> >> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What is
> >> > important about them is that there are huge international concerns
> >> > about advertising junk food to children.
> >> >
> >> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with
> >> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult position."
> >> >
> >> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food
> >> > labelling regulations would be complicated.
> >> >
> >> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health
> >> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der
> >> > Riet.
> >> >
> >> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities,
> >> > customs and port authorities.
> >> >
> >> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies
> >> > checking up on rivals.
> >> >
> >> > Visit health department website at www.doh.gov.za for regulations.
> >> >
> >> > Foods listed "not essential":
> >> >
> >> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or nutritional
> >> > claim may be made, include:
> >> >
> >> > # Sweetened drinks
> >> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks
> >> > # Cakes
> >> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index
> >> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery
> >> > # Chewing gum
> >> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre, high
> >> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil
> >> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine
> >> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar per
> >> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats
> >> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g
> >> > # Sugar
> >> > # Tea and coffee creamers
> >> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose
> >> > # Mayonnaise
> >> >
> >> > Labels for allergens:
> >> >
> >> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from two
> >> > to nine:
> >> >
> >> > # Eggs
> >> > # Milk
> >> > # Crustaceans and molluscs
> >> > # Fish
> >> > # Peanuts
> >> > # Soya beans
> >> > # Tree nuts
> >> > # Natural flavourants
> >> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley,
> >> > oats, etc).
> >> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus.

> > All the **** comes out of America.

> So that's where all out sewer lines end up at.


American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans!

> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
> > South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the world.

> At least it's high class **** compared to what you have.


Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef
burgers with real meat.

> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested
> > banning McDonalds.

> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds?


No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this.

> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.

> What you'd rather have is people burgers.


Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers.

> > I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all involved.

> Start with yourself porky


I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you.
 
"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185810788.710291.79360@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
> Parsons wrote:
>> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> > St. Jackanapes wrote:
>> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
>> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning
>> >> > consumers
>> >> > that they could make eaters fat."
>> >> > Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
>> >> > and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that ****!
>> >> > My proposed warning label:
>> >> > "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly mother****er, and
>> >> > go
>> >> > grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to
>> >> > my
>> >> > ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger, you become
>> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this
>> >> > warning
>> >> > label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier
>> >> > lifestyle,
>> >> > South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you
>> >> > FAT
>> >> > ****S."
>> >> >
>> >> > ~ ~ ~
>> >> >
>> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
>> >> >
>> >> > Clamp down on junk food
>> >> >
>> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk
>> >> > food adverts at school tuckshops...
>> >> >
>> >> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed.
>> >> >
>> >> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to
>> >> > eat
>> >> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death
>> >> > of
>> >> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and
>> >> > Pop.
>> >> >
>> >> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims.
>> >> >
>> >> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and
>> >> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three
>> >> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002.
>> >> >
>> >> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on
>> >> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information.
>> >> >
>> >> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy
>> >> > diet"
>> >> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and
>> >> > sports drinks.
>> >> >
>> >> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to
>> >> > children under 16, not even on labels.
>> >> >
>> >> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be
>> >> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them.
>> >> >
>> >> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops.
>> >> >
>> >> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
>> >> > that they could make eaters fat.
>> >> >
>> >> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and
>> >> > marketing.
>> >> >
>> >> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient
>> >> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims
>> >> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics,
>> >> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all
>> >> > food
>> >> > manufacturers.
>> >> >
>> >> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is
>> >> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani
>> >> > Mngadi.
>> >> >
>> >> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food
>> >> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close
>> >> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and
>> >> > include updated food information.
>> >> >
>> >> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to
>> >> > ensure honest and fair labelling."
>> >> >
>> >> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on
>> >> > the cards.
>> >> >
>> >> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them."
>> >> >
>> >> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make
>> >> > informed
>> >> > - and healthy - choices.
>> >> >
>> >> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels,
>> >> > and the department planned to encourage that.
>> >> >
>> >> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad
>> >> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not
>> >> > necessary
>> >> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle."
>> >> >
>> >> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying
>> >> > they
>> >> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them.
>> >> >
>> >> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising
>> >> > Standards
>> >> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would
>> >> > consult with their sectors before commenting.
>> >> >
>> >> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests.
>> >> >
>> >> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and
>> >> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis.
>> >> >
>> >> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What
>> >> > is
>> >> > important about them is that there are huge international concerns
>> >> > about advertising junk food to children.
>> >> >
>> >> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with
>> >> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult
>> >> > position."
>> >> >
>> >> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food
>> >> > labelling regulations would be complicated.
>> >> >
>> >> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health
>> >> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der
>> >> > Riet.
>> >> >
>> >> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities,
>> >> > customs and port authorities.
>> >> >
>> >> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies
>> >> > checking up on rivals.
>> >> >
>> >> > Visit health department website at www.doh.gov.za for regulations.
>> >> >
>> >> > Foods listed "not essential":
>> >> >
>> >> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or
>> >> > nutritional
>> >> > claim may be made, include:
>> >> >
>> >> > # Sweetened drinks
>> >> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks
>> >> > # Cakes
>> >> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index
>> >> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery
>> >> > # Chewing gum
>> >> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre,
>> >> > high
>> >> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil
>> >> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine
>> >> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar
>> >> > per
>> >> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats
>> >> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g
>> >> > # Sugar
>> >> > # Tea and coffee creamers
>> >> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose
>> >> > # Mayonnaise
>> >> >
>> >> > Labels for allergens:
>> >> >
>> >> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from
>> >> > two
>> >> > to nine:
>> >> >
>> >> > # Eggs
>> >> > # Milk
>> >> > # Crustaceans and molluscs
>> >> > # Fish
>> >> > # Peanuts
>> >> > # Soya beans
>> >> > # Tree nuts
>> >> > # Natural flavourants
>> >> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley,
>> >> > oats, etc).
>> >> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's
>> >> anus.
>> > All the **** comes out of America.

>> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at.

>
> American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans!


I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone to the
stores.
And you hate everything including yourself.
>
>> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
>> > South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the world.

>> At least it's high class **** compared to what you have.

>
> Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef
> burgers with real meat.


Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass.
>
>> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested
>> > banning McDonalds.

>> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds?

>
> No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this.


You know it's out of your price range.
>
>> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.

>> What you'd rather have is people burgers.

>
> Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers.


They say you are what you eat, coward.
>
>> > I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all involved.

>> Start with yourself porky

>
> I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you.


Making idle threats again as usual?
>
 
Parsons wrote:
> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > Parsons wrote:
> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> > St. Jackanapes wrote:
> >> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
> >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning
> >> >> > consumers
> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat."
> >> >> > Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
> >> >> > and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that ****!
> >> >> > My proposed warning label:
> >> >> > "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly mother****er, and
> >> >> > go grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me sick to
> >> >> > my ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger, you become
> >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this
> >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a healthier
> >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection just for you
> >> >> > FAT ****S."
> >> >> >
> >> >> > ~ ~ ~
> >> >> >
> >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Clamp down on junk food
> >> >> >
> >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no junk
> >> >> > food adverts at school tuckshops...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are passed.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children to
> >> >> > eat
> >> >> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the death
> >> >> > of
> >> >> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and
> >> >> > Pop.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics and
> >> >> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three
> >> >> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August 2002.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings on
> >> >> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy
> >> >> > diet"
> >> >> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy and
> >> >> > sports drinks.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised to
> >> >> > children under 16, not even on labels.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not be
> >> >> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning consumers
> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and
> >> >> > marketing.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient
> >> >> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health claims
> >> >> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk, probiotics,
> >> >> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all
> >> >> > food
> >> >> > manufacturers.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is
> >> >> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson Sibani
> >> >> > Mngadi.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food
> >> >> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close
> >> >> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and
> >> >> > include updated food information.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to
> >> >> > ensure honest and fair labelling."
> >> >> >
> >> >> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was on
> >> >> > the cards.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them."
> >> >> >
> >> >> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make
> >> >> > informed
> >> >> > - and healthy - choices.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading labels,
> >> >> > and the department planned to encourage that.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad
> >> >> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not
> >> >> > necessary
> >> >> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle."
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying
> >> >> > they
> >> >> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising
> >> >> > Standards
> >> >> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would
> >> >> > consult with their sectors before commenting.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal and
> >> >> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel: "What
> >> >> > is
> >> >> > important about them is that there are huge international concerns
> >> >> > about advertising junk food to children.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns, with
> >> >> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult
> >> >> > position."
> >> >> >
> >> >> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food
> >> >> > labelling regulations would be complicated.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health
> >> >> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van der
> >> >> > Riet.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as municipalities,
> >> >> > customs and port authorities.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies
> >> >> > checking up on rivals.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Visit health department website at www.doh.gov.za for regulations.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Foods listed "not essential":
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or
> >> >> > nutritional
> >> >> > claim may be made, include:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > # Sweetened drinks
> >> >> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks
> >> >> > # Cakes
> >> >> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic index
> >> >> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery
> >> >> > # Chewing gum
> >> >> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre,
> >> >> > high
> >> >> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil
> >> >> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine
> >> >> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g sugar
> >> >> > per
> >> >> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats
> >> >> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g
> >> >> > # Sugar
> >> >> > # Tea and coffee creamers
> >> >> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose
> >> >> > # Mayonnaise
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Labels for allergens:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from
> >> >> > two
> >> >> > to nine:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > # Eggs
> >> >> > # Milk
> >> >> > # Crustaceans and molluscs
> >> >> > # Fish
> >> >> > # Peanuts
> >> >> > # Soya beans
> >> >> > # Tree nuts
> >> >> > # Natural flavourants
> >> >> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley,
> >> >> > oats, etc).
> >> >> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's
> >> >> anus.
> >> > All the **** comes out of America.
> >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at.

> > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans!

> I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone to the
> stores.


I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both.

> And you hate everything including yourself.


I love myself, waddler.

> >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
> >> > South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the world.
> >> At least it's high class **** compared to what you have.

> > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef
> > burgers with real meat.

> Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass.


That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again?

> >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested
> >> > banning McDonalds.
> >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds?

> > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this.

> You know it's out of your price range.


How much is a McD burger?

> >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.
> >> What you'd rather have is people burgers.

> > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers.

> They say you are what you eat, coward.


I don't eat them. I **** them. Then I hand them to homeless people.
They like the extra mayo.

> >> > I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all involved.
> >> Start with yourself porky

> > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you.

> Making idle threats again as usual?


Always.
 
"Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185814811.688456.250080@g4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> Parsons wrote:
>> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> > Parsons wrote:
>> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> > St. Jackanapes wrote:
>> >> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
>> >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning
>> >> >> > consumers
>> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat."
>> >> >> > Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
>> >> >> > and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that
>> >> >> > ****!
>> >> >> > My proposed warning label:
>> >> >> > "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly mother****er,
>> >> >> > and
>> >> >> > go grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me
>> >> >> > sick to
>> >> >> > my ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger, you
>> >> >> > become
>> >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this
>> >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a
>> >> >> > healthier
>> >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection
>> >> >> > just for you
>> >> >> > FAT ****S."
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > ~ ~ ~
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Clamp down on junk food
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no
>> >> >> > junk
>> >> >> > food adverts at school tuckshops...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > That's what's on the menu if proposed food regulations are
>> >> >> > passed.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > These ban adverts, cartoons and toys aimed at enticing children
>> >> >> > to
>> >> >> > eat
>> >> >> > junk food and unhealthy snacks. If passed, it could mean the
>> >> >> > death
>> >> >> > of
>> >> >> > McDonald's fast-food symbol Ronald, as well as Snap, Crackle and
>> >> >> > Pop.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > They also aim to put a stop to fake nutrition claims.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > The 80-page draft regulations, under the Foodstuffs, Cosmetics
>> >> >> > and
>> >> >> > Disinfectants Act of 1972, were issued last week and allow three
>> >> >> > months for comment. An earlier draft was published in August
>> >> >> > 2002.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > The regulations include new definitions, mandatory date markings
>> >> >> > on
>> >> >> > most foods, and standards for nutritional information.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > There is a list of foods "not considered essential for a healthy
>> >> >> > diet"
>> >> >> > - like fast foods, sweets, cakes, sweetened cereals, and fizzy
>> >> >> > and
>> >> >> > sports drinks.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > These may not carry nutritional claims and may not be advertised
>> >> >> > to
>> >> >> > children under 16, not even on labels.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Child actors, cartoon characters, and toys or gifts may also not
>> >> >> > be
>> >> >> > used to advertise these or encourage children to eat them.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > They may not be advertised at schools, preschools or tuckshops.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning
>> >> >> > consumers
>> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > The health department wants honest and responsible labelling and
>> >> >> > marketing.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "The criteria for all categories of nutrition claims (nutrient
>> >> >> > content, glycaemic index and comparative claims) and health
>> >> >> > claims
>> >> >> > (function, enhanced function, reduction of disease risk,
>> >> >> > probiotics,
>> >> >> > prebiotics and slimming claims), level the playing field for all
>> >> >> > food
>> >> >> > manufacturers.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "This ensures the quality and reliability of information that is
>> >> >> > intended for consumers," said health department spokesperson
>> >> >> > Sibani
>> >> >> > Mngadi.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > A senior medical natural scientist in the department's food
>> >> >> > directorate, Yolande van der Riet, said the aim was to close
>> >> >> > loopholes, bring South Africa up to international standards and
>> >> >> > include updated food information.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "Our main aim was to get people to improve their health... and to
>> >> >> > ensure honest and fair labelling."
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > She said the main players in the industry were aware of what was
>> >> >> > on
>> >> >> > the cards.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "They've been involved. It's not, I think, a real shock to them."
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > The regulations rely on consumers reading food labels to make
>> >> >> > informed
>> >> >> > - and healthy - choices.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Van der Riet was convinced that more consumers were reading
>> >> >> > labels,
>> >> >> > and the department planned to encourage that.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > She emphasised that non-essential foodstuffs listed were not "bad
>> >> >> > foods", but too much of them was not a good thing. "It's not
>> >> >> > necessary
>> >> >> > to consume them for a healthy lifestyle."
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Food industries contacted would not comment, most of them saying
>> >> >> > they
>> >> >> > were aware of the regulations but had not read them.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > The Consumer Goods Council of SA (CGCSA) and the Advertising
>> >> >> > Standards
>> >> >> > Authority of SA (ASA) welcomed the regulations, saying they would
>> >> >> > consult with their sectors before commenting.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Both said some of the regulations arose from industry requests.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "We've been waiting for these for a long time," said CGCSA legal
>> >> >> > and
>> >> >> > regulatory affairs manager Nick Tselentis.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Said ASA head of legal and regulatory affairs Gail Schimmel:
>> >> >> > "What
>> >> >> > is
>> >> >> > important about them is that there are huge international
>> >> >> > concerns
>> >> >> > about advertising junk food to children.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "If South Africa does not keep up with international concerns,
>> >> >> > with
>> >> >> > international norms, we could find ourselves in a difficult
>> >> >> > position."
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > The health department admitted that policing the proposed food
>> >> >> > labelling regulations would be complicated.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "We'll have to do a lot of training of environmental health
>> >> >> > practitioners. There's quite a big task for us here," said Van
>> >> >> > der
>> >> >> > Riet.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Policing was the responsibility of agencies such as
>> >> >> > municipalities,
>> >> >> > customs and port authorities.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > She expected "self-policing" by the food industry, with companies
>> >> >> > checking up on rivals.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Visit health department website at www.doh.gov.za for
>> >> >> > regulations.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Foods listed "not essential":
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Foods not essential for health, and for which no health or
>> >> >> > nutritional
>> >> >> > claim may be made, include:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > # Sweetened drinks
>> >> >> > # "Energy", "sport" or "power" drinks
>> >> >> > # Cakes
>> >> >> > # Confectionery unless high in fibre and with a low glycaemic
>> >> >> > index
>> >> >> > # Chocolates and sweet confectionery
>> >> >> > # Chewing gum
>> >> >> > # Fast foods with trans fats, a high glycaemic index, low fibre,
>> >> >> > high
>> >> >> > salt, saturated fats or cooked in oil
>> >> >> > # Flavoured fat spreads and margarine
>> >> >> > # "Health" breakfast, seed or energy bars with more than 10g
>> >> >> > sugar
>> >> >> > per
>> >> >> > bar, more than 1g per 100g of saturated fats, or any trans fats
>> >> >> > # Ready-to-eat breakfast cereals with 15g or more sugar per 100g
>> >> >> > # Sugar
>> >> >> > # Tea and coffee creamers
>> >> >> > # Food or drinks sweetened with fructose
>> >> >> > # Mayonnaise
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Labels for allergens:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Common allergens to be clearly identified on labels increase from
>> >> >> > two
>> >> >> > to nine:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > # Eggs
>> >> >> > # Milk
>> >> >> > # Crustaceans and molluscs
>> >> >> > # Fish
>> >> >> > # Peanuts
>> >> >> > # Soya beans
>> >> >> > # Tree nuts
>> >> >> > # Natural flavourants
>> >> >> > # Gluten, specifying its origin (wheat, durum wheat, rye, barley,
>> >> >> > oats, etc).
>> >> >> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's
>> >> >> anus.
>> >> > All the **** comes out of America.
>> >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at.
>> > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans!

>> I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone to
>> the
>> stores.

>
> I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both.


You haven't looked at yourself lately have you porky.
>
>> And you hate everything including yourself.

>
> I love myself, waddler.


That's another lie. You said you hate everything Dicky.
>
>> >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
>> >> > South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the
>> >> > world.
>> >> At least it's high class **** compared to what you have.
>> > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef
>> > burgers with real meat.

>> Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass.

>
> That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again?


So that's what you call fat females.
>
>> >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested
>> >> > banning McDonalds.
>> >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds?
>> > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this.

>> You know it's out of your price range.

>
> How much is a McD burger?


Haven't been there in years.
>
>> >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.
>> >> What you'd rather have is people burgers.
>> > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers.

>> They say you are what you eat, coward.

>
> I don't eat them. I **** them. Then I hand them to homeless people.
> They like the extra mayo.


That's another lie CHICKEN.
>
>> >> > I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all involved.
>> >> Start with yourself porky
>> > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you.

>> Making idle threats again as usual?

>
> Always.


And hiding as usual.
>
 
"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.21175b25b03eca7f9896f8@news.alt.net...
>
> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus.


That pretty much makes Mel a dingle-berry.
 
Parsons wrote:
> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > Parsons wrote:
> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> > Parsons wrote:
> >> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >> > St. Jackanapes wrote:
> >> >> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
> >> >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning
> >> >> >> > consumers
> >> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat."
> >> >> >> > Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
> >> >> >> > and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that
> >> >> >> > ****!
> >> >> >> > My proposed warning label:
> >> >> >> > "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly mother****er,
> >> >> >> > and
> >> >> >> > go grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me
> >> >> >> > sick to
> >> >> >> > my ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger, you
> >> >> >> > become
> >> >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this
> >> >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a
> >> >> >> > healthier
> >> >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal injection
> >> >> >> > just for you
> >> >> >> > FAT ****S."
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > ~ ~ ~
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Clamp down on junk food
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and no
> >> >> >> > junk food adverts at school tuckshops...


[...]

> >> >> >> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's
> >> >> >> anus.
> >> >> > All the **** comes out of America.
> >> >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at.
> >> > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans!
> >> I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone to
> >> the stores.

> > I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both.

> You haven't looked at yourself lately have you porky.


How stupid are you (1 out of 10)?

Come on, I need a number, poesgesig.

> >> And you hate everything including yourself.

> > I love myself, waddler.

> That's another lie. You said you hate everything Dicky.


behalwe ekke.

> >> >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
> >> >> > South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the
> >> >> > world.
> >> >> At least it's high class **** compared to what you have.
> >> > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL beef
> >> > burgers with real meat.
> >> Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass.

> > That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again?

> So that's what you call fat females.


hulle is almal poedelkaal.

> >> >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested
> >> >> > banning McDonalds.
> >> >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds?
> >> > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this.
> >> You know it's out of your price range.

> > How much is a McD burger?

> Haven't been there in years.


McDonalds burgers are cheaper here than in the US. I've checked.

Why are you so lazy that you can't even lift a finger to research a
topic?

I filletted a South African lawyer who blogs because he doesn't
research his facts before blogging. I demanded that he convince me
that he has a point. That exploded his tiny little brain and he bled
all over his own blog as I thought he would. Now I just crucify him at
will. He's a stupid ****ing ugly little **** and I'd cut his heart out
and feed it to him if I ever met him.

I take these things personally. I believe I should get a free pass to
kill these little online ****ers.

> >> >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.
> >> >> What you'd rather have is people burgers.
> >> > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers.
> >> They say you are what you eat, coward.

> > I don't eat them. I **** them. Then I hand them to homeless people.
> > They like the extra mayo.

> That's another lie CHICKEN.


Actually, I'm a real son of shithead. You really don't wanna **** with
me.

I hate beggars. Loathe them. Would kill them all if it were up to me.
Really. Can't stand being accosted by dirty dribbling ****wits on the
street. ugh. I can't stand the sight, sound or smell of them.

So I got tired of one loathesome little shithead beggar in Sea Point
always hassling me for change or whatever the **** every time I went
to park in a certain place. So this one time a few months ago, maybe
last year, he complained to me that he was hungry, like this is my
problem to solve. So I told him to **** off as usual and he just hung
around as per ****ing usual. They never **** off when told to. They
just never take the goddamn ****ing hint. So I was in KFC fuming about
this arsehole when it occurred to me that I could order a burger for
him and spit on it or something. Then the idea of getting him to eat
my cum came to me, so I ordered him a burger and went to the bathroom
where i squirted my jizz inside it. I presented him with it when I got
to my car. I sat inside and ate one of my burgers and watched him wolf
down my cum. I laughed all the ****ing way home. It was ****ing
glorious!

> >> >> > I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all involved.
> >> >> Start with yourself porky
> >> > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you.
> >> Making idle threats again as usual?

> > Always.

> And hiding as usual.


how am i hiding, bitch?
 
"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185862259.675412.296640@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
> Parsons wrote:
>> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> > Parsons wrote:
>> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> > Parsons wrote:
>> >> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> > St. Jackanapes wrote:
>> >> >> >> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
>> >> >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning
>> >> >> >> > consumers
>> >> >> >> > that they could make eaters fat."
>> >> >> >> > Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
>> >> >> >> > and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that
>> >> >> >> > ****!
>> >> >> >> > My proposed warning label:
>> >> >> >> > "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly
>> >> >> >> > mother****er,
>> >> >> >> > and
>> >> >> >> > go grab yourself a rice cake instead. People like you make me
>> >> >> >> > sick to
>> >> >> >> > my ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger,
>> >> >> >> > you
>> >> >> >> > become
>> >> >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this
>> >> >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a
>> >> >> >> > healthier
>> >> >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal
>> >> >> >> > injection
>> >> >> >> > just for you
>> >> >> >> > FAT ****S."
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > ~ ~ ~
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Clamp down on junk food
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and
>> >> >> >> > no
>> >> >> >> > junk food adverts at school tuckshops...

>
> [...]
>
>> >> >> >> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the
>> >> >> >> world's
>> >> >> >> anus.
>> >> >> > All the **** comes out of America.
>> >> >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at.
>> >> > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans!
>> >> I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone
>> >> to
>> >> the stores.
>> > I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both.

>> You haven't looked at yourself lately have you porky.

>
> How stupid are you (1 out of 10)?


Like I said.
>
> Come on, I need a number, poesgesig.


Dream on lard ass.
>
>> >> And you hate everything including yourself.
>> > I love myself, waddler.

>> That's another lie. You said you hate everything Dicky.

>
> behalwe ekke.


Take that dick out of your mouth dicky. It isn't polite to take with your
mouth full.
>
>> >> >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
>> >> >> > South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the
>> >> >> > world.
>> >> >> At least it's high class **** compared to what you have.
>> >> > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL
>> >> > beef
>> >> > burgers with real meat.
>> >> Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass.
>> > That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again?

>> So that's what you call fat females.

>
> hulle is almal poedelkaal.


You're still mumbling.
>
>> >> >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he
>> >> >> > suggested
>> >> >> > banning McDonalds.
>> >> >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds?
>> >> > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this.
>> >> You know it's out of your price range.
>> > How much is a McD burger?

>> Haven't been there in years.

>
> McDonalds burgers are cheaper here than in the US. I've checked.


Well good for you.
>
> Why are you so lazy that you can't even lift a finger to research a
> topic?


A lot you don't know about.
>
> I filletted a South African lawyer who blogs because he doesn't
> research his facts before blogging. I demanded that he convince me
> that he has a point. That exploded his tiny little brain and he bled
> all over his own blog as I thought he would. Now I just crucify him at
> will. He's a stupid ****ing ugly little **** and I'd cut his heart out
> and feed it to him if I ever met him.


And then will you eat him?
>
> I take these things personally. I believe I should get a free pass to
> kill these little online ****ers.


You enjoy killing don't you porky.
>
>> >> >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.
>> >> >> What you'd rather have is people burgers.
>> >> > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers.
>> >> They say you are what you eat, coward.
>> > I don't eat them. I **** them. Then I hand them to homeless people.
>> > They like the extra mayo.

>> That's another lie CHICKEN.

>
> Actually, I'm a real son of shithead. You really don't wanna **** with
> me.


You shouldn't call you mommy a shithead. That isn't nice at all.
>
> I hate beggars. Loathe them. Would kill them all if it were up to me.
> Really. Can't stand being accosted by dirty dribbling ****wits on the
> street. ugh. I can't stand the sight, sound or smell of them.


So that's why you hate yourself.
>
> So I got tired of one loathesome little shithead beggar in Sea Point
> always hassling me for change or whatever the **** every time I went
> to park in a certain place. So this one time a few months ago, maybe
> last year, he complained to me that he was hungry, like this is my
> problem to solve. So I told him to **** off as usual and he just hung
> around as per ****ing usual. They never **** off when told to. They
> just never take the goddamn ****ing hint. So I was in KFC fuming about
> this arsehole when it occurred to me that I could order a burger for
> him and spit on it or something. Then the idea of getting him to eat
> my cum came to me, so I ordered him a burger and went to the bathroom
> where i squirted my jizz inside it. I presented him with it when I got
> to my car. I sat inside and ate one of my burgers and watched him wolf
> down my cum. I laughed all the ****ing way home. It was ****ing
> glorious!


That must've been a real thrill for you.
>
>> >> >> > I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all
>> >> >> > involved.
>> >> >> Start with yourself porky
>> >> > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you.
>> >> Making idle threats again as usual?
>> > Always.

>> And hiding as usual.

>
> how am i hiding, bitch?


You tell me **** face.
>
 
On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:24:05 -0000, Richard Catto <rrcatto@gmail.com>
puked:

>All the **** comes out of America.
>
>South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
>South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the world.
>
>See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested
>banning McDonalds.
>
>Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.
>
>I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all involved.


So you like having the government tell you what to do? In a country
where they still practice cannibalism and kill endangered species for
laughs, I could understand that, but they need to get some intelligent
folks in the government to put the right rules in place.

And who are you to criticize McDonalds, lardass?

--
lab~rat >:)
Stupid humans...
 
On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrcatto@gmail.com>
puked:

>So I was in KFC


And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.

--
lab~rat >:)
Stupid humans...
 
Richard Catto held us spellbound with...

> > Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus.

>
> All the **** comes out of America.


You bet, dumbass. And it all runs downhill to South America, where you
****ing losers gobble it down in huge reeking chunks, making us filthy
rich. You ****ers are pathetic losers.

--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
============================
 
Parsons wrote:
> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > Parsons wrote:
> >> "Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> > Parsons wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > "And foods not considered healthy must carry labels warning
> >> >> >> >> > consumers that they could make eaters fat."
> >> >> >> >> > Oh **** you, McDonalds! **** you! **** you! **** you!
> >> >> >> >> > and **** all the ****ing lard arses who continue to eat that
> >> >> >> >> > ****!
> >> >> >> >> > My proposed warning label:
> >> >> >> >> > "Put this piece of **** burger down, you fat ugly
> >> >> >> >> > mother****er, and go grab yourself a rice cake instead.
> >> >> >> >> > People like you make me sick to
> >> >> >> >> > my ****ing stomach. By purchasing this piece of **** burger,
> >> >> >> >> > you become
> >> >> >> >> > part of the problem. The solution is to kill you all. If this
> >> >> >> >> > warning label is not effective in getting you to adopt a
> >> >> >> >> > healthier
> >> >> >> >> > lifestyle, South Africa will reinstate death by lethal
> >> >> >> >> > injection just for you FAT ****S."
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > ~ ~ ~
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20070730011554247C946473
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Clamp down on junk food
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > No toys with burgers, no cartoons with sweetened cereals and
> >> >> >> >> > no
> >> >> >> >> > junk food adverts at school tuckshops...

> > [...]
> >> >> >> >> Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the
> >> >> >> >> world's
> >> >> >> >> anus.
> >> >> >> > All the **** comes out of America.
> >> >> >> So that's where all our sewer lines end up at.
> >> >> > American products are garbage. I hate America and I hate Americans!
> >> >> I haven't seen anything that says made in South Africa when I've gone
> >> >> to
> >> >> the stores.
> >> > I know. You're deprived. Or stupid. Or both. Yeah, both.
> >> You haven't looked at yourself lately have you porky.

> > How stupid are you (1 out of 10)?

> Like I said.


You didn't say, waddler.

> > Come on, I need a number, poesgesig.

> Dream on lard ass.


Answer me or I'll kill you.

> >> >> And you hate everything including yourself.
> >> > I love myself, waddler.
> >> That's another lie. You said you hate everything Dicky.

> > behalwe ekke.

> Take that dick out of your mouth dicky. It isn't polite to take with your
> mouth full.


Not my problem that you don't understand South African.

> >> >> >> > South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
> >> >> >> > South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the
> >> >> >> > world.
> >> >> >> At least it's high class **** compared to what you have.
> >> >> > Steers is a South African burger franchised chain. They sell REAL
> >> >> > beef
> >> >> > burgers with real meat.
> >> >> Monkeys don't count as real beef lard ass.
> >> > That's why we have cows here. How stupid are you again?
> >> So that's what you call fat females.

> > hulle is almal poedelkaal.

> You're still mumbling.


Not my problem that you don't understand South African.

> >> >> >> > See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he
> >> >> >> > suggested
> >> >> >> > banning McDonalds.
> >> >> >> Are you saying you can't afford to go to McDonalds?
> >> >> > No, but you're stupid so you didn't spot this.
> >> >> You know it's out of your price range.
> >> > How much is a McD burger?
> >> Haven't been there in years.

> > McDonalds burgers are cheaper here than in the US. I've checked.

> Well good for you.


We shouldn't have even let them operate in this country. They should
have been forced to bring their food up to code first.

> > Why are you so lazy that you can't even lift a finger to research a
> > topic?

> A lot you don't know about.


Tell me all you know.

> > I filletted a South African lawyer who blogs because he doesn't
> > research his facts before blogging. I demanded that he convince me
> > that he has a point. That exploded his tiny little brain and he bled
> > all over his own blog as I thought he would. Now I just crucify him at
> > will. He's a stupid ****ing ugly little **** and I'd cut his heart out
> > and feed it to him if I ever met him.

> And then will you eat him?


You tell me.

> > I take these things personally. I believe I should get a free pass to
> > kill these little online ****ers.

> You enjoy killing don't you porky.


You tell me.

> >> >> >> > Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.
> >> >> >> What you'd rather have is people burgers.
> >> >> > Actually I prefer KFC chicken burgers.
> >> >> They say you are what you eat, coward.
> >> > I don't eat them. I **** them. Then I hand them to homeless people.
> >> > They like the extra mayo.
> >> That's another lie CHICKEN.

> > Actually, I'm a real son of shithead. You really don't wanna **** with
> > me.

> You shouldn't call you mommy a shithead. That isn't nice at all.


Prove it.

> > I hate beggars. Loathe them. Would kill them all if it were up to me.
> > Really. Can't stand being accosted by dirty dribbling ****wits on the
> > street. ugh. I can't stand the sight, sound or smell of them.

> So that's why you hate yourself.


You tell me.

> > So I got tired of one loathesome little shithead beggar in Sea Point
> > always hassling me for change or whatever the **** every time I went
> > to park in a certain place. So this one time a few months ago, maybe
> > last year, he complained to me that he was hungry, like this is my
> > problem to solve. So I told him to **** off as usual and he just hung
> > around as per ****ing usual. They never **** off when told to. They
> > just never take the goddamn ****ing hint. So I was in KFC fuming about
> > this arsehole when it occurred to me that I could order a burger for
> > him and spit on it or something. Then the idea of getting him to eat
> > my cum came to me, so I ordered him a burger and went to the bathroom
> > where i squirted my jizz inside it. I presented him with it when I got
> > to my car. I sat inside and ate one of my burgers and watched him wolf
> > down my cum. I laughed all the ****ing way home. It was ****ing
> > glorious!

> That must've been a real thrill for you.


I just said it was. How stupid are you (1 out of 10)?

Do you believe that I did it?

> >> >> >> > I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all
> >> >> >> > involved.
> >> >> >> Start with yourself porky
> >> >> > I'll start with you. I'll slice and dice you.
> >> >> Making idle threats again as usual?
> >> > Always.
> >> And hiding as usual.

> > how am i hiding, bitch?

> You tell me **** face.


You first.
 
lab~rat >:) wrote:
> On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:24:05 -0000, Richard Catto <rrcatto@gmail.com>
> >All the **** comes out of America.
> >South Africa is passing legislation now to try to protect moronic
> >South Africans from eating YOUR **** that you export around the world.
> >See, this is what Prince Charles was talking about when he suggested
> >banning McDonalds.
> >Personally, none of these proposed solutions comes close to mine.
> >I'd ****ing shut them all down overnight and execute all involved.

> So you like having the government tell you what to do?


I support that legislation. It's not saying anything that I haven't
already said many times.

I posted this because it vindicates all that I've been saying for a
long time now.

You people really ought to start paying attention to my opinions -
they very often coincide with the policy makers.

> In a country where they still practice cannibalism


Prove it.

In fact, South America used to practice human sacrifice and
cannibalism on a wide scale. Many modern Americans are directly
descended from these murdering Indian thugs.

> and kill endangered species for laughs,


Prove it, Tonto.

> I could understand that, but they need to get some intelligent
> folks in the government to put the right rules in place.


These are the right rules.

South Africa is not going to tolerate American companies selling ****
which poisons our people. We are going to shut your American arseholes
down and send you packing.

> And who are you to criticize McDonalds, lardass?


You tell me, Tonto.
 
lab~rat >:) wrote:
> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrcatto@gmail.com>
> >So I was in KFC

> And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.


KFC is better than McD.
 
On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> lab~rat >:) wrote:
> > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com>
> > >So I was in KFC

> > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.

>
> KFC is better than McD.


KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
a drumstick on fire.

As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
right.
 
St. Jackanapes wrote:
> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
> > > Nobody gives a **** what goes on in South Africa. It's the world's anus.

> > All the **** comes out of America.

> You bet, dumbass. And it all runs downhill to South America, where you
> ****ing losers gobble it down in huge reeking chunks, making us filthy
> rich. You ****ers are pathetic losers.


The next step is for South Africa to bar on principle all American
companies from trading here until such time as the American government
agrees to our demands, which are:

The US will agree to:

1. Not foment wars, conflicts, nor commit acts of aggression without
our agreement
2. Cease ALL aid to Israel
3. Withdraw from both Iraq and Afghanistan
4. Cease deployment of their missile shield and in fact totally
dismantle it
5. Sign the Kyoto Treaty
6. Acknowledge the World Court in Den Hague, Nederland and sign the
Rome Statue (International Criminal Court) which handles war crimes.
7. Sign the Ottawa Treaty which bans landmines

In effect, I'd like to see the entire world impose the strictest
sanctions on America and American citizens until such time as America
comes to heel or openly declares its aggression and we can just go to
war status with America.

Sanctions imposed will be:

1. No trade whatsoever
2. No movement of any Americans outside of America at all.
3. All Americans outside America deported summarily. No waiting
period. Immediate deportation.
4. Anyone holding dual citizenship (one being American) having to
choose immediately.
5. All American patents, copyright, intellectual property claims etc
thrown out.

In the event of war, America will be militarily defeated, by sustained
and continued operations by every country. Any country not joining in
will also be militarily defeated. Countries declaring neutrality will
be defeated.

If America uses nuclear weapons even just once to destroy any part of
this Earth, including territory on American soil, all her citizens
lives will be forfeited. In other words, surrender would no longer be
an option for America because doing so will ensure that not a single
American retains their life. It will become a fight to the very end.

China alone should be able to completely conquer America. China and
Russia together have a 100% certainty of completely and utterly
defeating America.
 
Father Haskell wrote:
> On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > lab~rat >:) wrote:
> > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com>
> > > >So I was in KFC
> > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.

> > KFC is better than McD.

> KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
> face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
> in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
> of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
> energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
> a drumstick on fire.
> As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
> right.


I'm right very often. That should really scare you.
 
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