South Africa to **** McDonald's right up their arseholes!!!

[Father Haskell]

On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Father Haskell wrote:
> > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > lab~rat > wrote:
> > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com>
> > > > >So I was in KFC
> > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.
> > > KFC is better than McD.
> > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
> > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
> > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
> > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
> > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
> > a drumstick on fire.
> > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
> > right.
>
> I'm right very often. That should really scare you.

You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States?

Koreans.

The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU.

 

[Irv Hyatt]

"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1185940144.180145.144910@l70g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Father Haskell wrote:
>> > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > lab~rat > wrote:
>> > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto
>> > > > <rrca...@gmail.com>
>> > > > >So I was in KFC
>> > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.
>> > > KFC is better than McD.
>> > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
>> > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
>> > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
>> > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
>> > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
>> > a drumstick on fire.
>> > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
>> > right.
>>
>> I'm right very often. That should really scare you.
>
> You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States?
>
> Koreans.
>
> The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU.

I'm not sure what they eat but they just reek of putrid day old garlic and
fish, especially when you get stuck in the elevator with them. Damn! Pass
'em a Breath Assure. How could they NOT know how bad they stink? HOW I ASK
YOU? LOL

>

 

[Richard Catto]

Father Haskell wrote:
> On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Father Haskell wrote:
> > > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > lab~rat > wrote:
> > > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com>
> > > > > >So I was in KFC
> > > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.
> > > > KFC is better than McD.
> > > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
> > > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
> > > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
> > > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
> > > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
> > > a drumstick on fire.
> > > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
> > > right.
> > I'm right very often. That should really scare you.
> You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States?
> Koreans.
> The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU.

See, that defines the whole American problem right there.

You've been to war with Koreans. South Africa has not and never will.
We don't care how many nukes and missiles either Korea produces. They
pose no threat to us.

It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.

The 20th century was a very bad century for the United States of
America. Essentially, your empire hit its zenith, and now you are busy
winding down. It'll take a few hundred years perhaps, but you're good
as dead now.

It's anyone's guess whether you'll go slow like the Romans did, or
quickly like the Mayans.

The Mayans peaked at around 900CE (just before) and then poof! they
collapsed.

Why did they collapse?

That is still heavily debated by scientists.

Drought and disease may have played its part in weakening the Mayans,
but one Mayan city, Cancuen fell to an outside attack. They were
attacked and slaughtered. The Royal house was ritually executed. This
shows extreme hatred.

The Mayans practised human sacrifice, capturing Indian tribes people
and slicing them up on their altars on a daily basis. Obviously this
practice gains you many implacable enemies fast.

I theorise that the natives, who were preyed upon, allied with each
other and mounted a sustained and concerted attack against these evil
****s and wiped them out deliberately, purposefully and with extreme
malice. Weakened by disease and drought, those Mayan sick ****s fell
like the dogs they were.

America has managed to do the same - amass many enemies. Sooner or
later, America is going to bite down hard on lead poisoning and go the
way of the dodos. This absolute decline may be precipitating by any
number of calamities befalling your nation. It is possible that you
may succumb to disease, either from an intentional biological attack
or a naturally occurring disease exacting a heavy toll.

As an example of how bad that could be, Black Death tore 5 million
lives out of 7 million living in Britain in the 13th century. Pro-rata
that would reduce your population from 270 million to 78 million. A
perfect time to launch an all out assault on you - you'd be absolutely
ripe for the plucking.

 

[Father Haskell]

On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:

> It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.

I knew it. Catto's a Korean.

 

[St. Jackanapes]

Richard Catto held us spellbound with...

>
> Father Haskell wrote:
> > On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Father Haskell wrote:
> > > > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > lab~rat > wrote:
> > > > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com>
> > > > > > >So I was in KFC
> > > > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.
> > > > > KFC is better than McD.
> > > > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
> > > > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
> > > > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
> > > > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
> > > > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
> > > > a drumstick on fire.
> > > > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
> > > > right.
> > > I'm right very often. That should really scare you.
> > You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States?
> > Koreans.
> > The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU.
>
> See, that defines the whole American problem right there.
>
> You've been to war with Koreans. South Africa has not and never will.

That's because you're pussies.

--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
============================

 

[St. Jackanapes]

Father Haskell held us spellbound with...

> On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.
>
> I knew it. Catto's a Korean.

Or he loves gooks. One or the other.

--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
============================

 

[St. Jackanapes]

Richard Catto held us spellbound with...

>
> The US will agree to:

You didn't expect me to read all that tripe did you? I told you before:
The **** runs downhill YOUR way, ****.

--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
============================

 

[Richard Catto]

Father Haskell wrote:
> On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.
> I knew it. Catto's a Korean.

why don't you go fuk a duk?

 

[St. Jackanapes]

Richard Catto held us spellbound with...

> Father Haskell wrote:
> > On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.
> > I knew it. Catto's a Korean.
>
> why don't you go fuk a duk?

That's South African wit for ya.

--
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
============================

 

[Richard Catto]

St. Jackanapes wrote:
> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
> > Father Haskell wrote:
> > > On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > Father Haskell wrote:
> > > > > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > lab~rat > wrote:
> > > > > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com>
> > > > > > > >So I was in KFC
> > > > > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.
> > > > > > KFC is better than McD.
> > > > > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
> > > > > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
> > > > > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
> > > > > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
> > > > > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
> > > > > a drumstick on fire.
> > > > > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
> > > > > right.
> > > > I'm right very often. That should really scare you.
> > > You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States?
> > > Koreans.
> > > The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU.
> > See, that defines the whole American problem right there.
> > You've been to war with Koreans. South Africa has not and never will.
> That's because you're pussies.

It's because we didn't feel the need to make war on Communists in
Asia.

The USA ****ed up and you continue to **** up.

 

[Richard Catto]

St. Jackanapes wrote:
> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
> > The US will agree to:
> You didn't expect me to read all that tripe did you? I told you before:
> The **** runs downhill YOUR way, ****.

you seem to think I'm in South America.

boy, are you in for a surprise!

 

[Richard Catto]

St. Jackanapes wrote:
> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
> > Father Haskell wrote:
> > > On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.
> > > I knew it. Catto's a Korean.
> > why don't you go fuk a duk?
> That's South African wit for ya.

why did you think i was joking?

 

[Irv Hyatt]

"Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185945941.017910.257120@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com...
> Father Haskell wrote:
>> On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > Father Haskell wrote:
>> > > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > > lab~rat > wrote:
>> > > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto
>> > > > > <rrca...@gmail.com>
>> > > > > >So I was in KFC
>> > > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.
>> > > > KFC is better than McD.
>> > > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
>> > > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
>> > > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
>> > > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
>> > > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
>> > > a drumstick on fire.
>> > > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
>> > > right.
>> > I'm right very often. That should really scare you.
>> You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States?
>> Koreans.
>> The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU.
>
> See, that defines the whole American problem right there.

I'm an American and what defines my problem is that I need more money.
I live right next to Korea Town so they won't be attacking in my area.
It's just that ****ing garlic!!!

>
> You've been to war with Koreans. South Africa has not and never will.
> We don't care how many nukes and missiles either Korea produces. They
> pose no threat to us.
>
> It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.

Except for that day old garlic thingy.
And why are you competing with cheesy dick for 'volume'.
Be a good fellah and outline next time

<CRUNCH>
>

 

[Irv Hyatt]

"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1185946130.715134.199590@r34g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
> On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.
>
> I knew it. Catto's a Korean.
>
Let's give him the breath test

 

[Irv Hyatt]

"Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185949544.629588.267610@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
> Father Haskell wrote:
>> On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.
>> I knew it. Catto's a Korean.
>
> why don't you go fuk a duk?
>

I KNOW you can do better than that.

 

[Irv Hyatt]

"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
>
>> Father Haskell wrote:
>> > On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.
>> > I knew it. Catto's a Korean.
>>
>> why don't you go fuk a duk?
>
> That's South African wit for ya.
absent
>
> --
> St. Jackanapes
> http://www.jackanapes.ws
> ============================
>
>
>
>
>
>

 

[Irv Hyatt]

"Richard Catto" <rrcatto.muizenberg@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185950710.125374.13450@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> St. Jackanapes wrote:
>> Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
>> > Father Haskell wrote:
>> > > On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com>
>> > > wrote:
>> > > > It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.
>> > > I knew it. Catto's a Korean.
>> > why don't you go fuk a duk?
>> That's South African wit for ya.
>
> why did you think i was joking?

Because we know you're a real good speller, smart feller and fart smeller
too.

>

 

[Father Haskell]

On Aug 1, 2:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Father Haskell wrote:
> > On Aug 1, 1:25 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > It's not a bad thing to be Korean in South Africa.
> > I knew it. Catto's a Korean.
>
> why don't you go fuk a duk?

Confirmed.

 

[Father Haskell]

On Aug 1, 2:40 am, Richard Catto <rrcatto.muizenb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> St. Jackanapes wrote:
> > Richard Catto held us spellbound with...
> > > Father Haskell wrote:
> > > > On Jul 31, 11:24 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > Father Haskell wrote:
> > > > > > On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > lab~rat > wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com>
> > > > > > > > >So I was in KFC
> > > > > > > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.
> > > > > > > KFC is better than McD.
> > > > > > KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
> > > > > > face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
> > > > > > in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
> > > > > > of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
> > > > > > energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
> > > > > > a drumstick on fire.
> > > > > > As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
> > > > > > right.
> > > > > I'm right very often. That should really scare you.
> > > > You know who likes KYJ Chicken up here in the States?
> > > > Koreans.
> > > > The prospect that you might be part Korean should scare YOU.
> > > See, that defines the whole American problem right there.
> > > You've been to war with Koreans. South Africa has not and never will.
> > That's because you're pussies.
>
> It's because we didn't feel the need to make war on Communists in
> Asia.

Most of us 'Merkins didn't, either.

> The USA ****ed up and you continue to **** up.

Your KFC is getting cold. Can we have your slaw if you
don't want it?

 

[Parsons]

"Richard Catto" <rrcatto@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Father Haskell wrote:
>> On Jul 31, 10:30 pm, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > lab~rat > wrote:
>> > > On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:10:59 -0000, Richard Catto <rrca...@gmail.com>
>> > > >So I was in KFC
>> > > And you're bitching about McDonalds? LOL@ your fat ass.
>> > KFC is better than McD.
>> KY Jelly Chicken is arguably the greasiest fast food on the
>> face of god's gray Earth. We've actually had several here
>> in Bawlamer, USA catch fire from spontaneous combustion
>> of trash barrel contents. Someone needs to do an alternative
>> energy study of how many BTUs heat you can generate by setting
>> a drumstick on fire.
>> As for it being better than McDonalds, unfortunately, you're
>> right.
>
> I'm right very often. That should really scare you.

And that's only by accident porky.
>