LMFAO!!!! OMFG all of them were funny.
Ok i think a friend of mine did this one joke where he dropped this small pack sugar infront of me and told me
"Hey you dropped your I.D."
Then from their he started say
"I'm the sugar to your coffee"
"I'm the katchup to your Polish"
"I'm the cheese to your burger"
"I'm the beef to your taco"
Oh and i got this from a show
When you go to school, put on strap of your bookbag over one shoulder then walk like you limping. Then when you get to the girl you like lean against the wall and look straight. Why? So that one eye can look at her and the other can look for something better.
And if a girl says "I love you" just say"...a..I'm here am I?"
Ok i think a friend of mine did this one joke where he dropped this small pack sugar infront of me and told me
"Hey you dropped your I.D."
Then from their he started say
"I'm the sugar to your coffee"
"I'm the katchup to your Polish"
"I'm the cheese to your burger"
"I'm the beef to your taco"
Oh and i got this from a show
When you go to school, put on strap of your bookbag over one shoulder then walk like you limping. Then when you get to the girl you like lean against the wall and look straight. Why? So that one eye can look at her and the other can look for something better.
And if a girl says "I love you" just say"...a..I'm here am I?"