THE DAEDALUS MAD HATTER FAQ

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"Read the FAQ? **** I AM the FAQ!"
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This FAQ is not merely a collection of vague questions about Daedalus
Mad Hatter, but a gateway to incoherent ranting and werd vegetable
fantasies


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Contents
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1x1 - Farfoos
1x2 - What The Hell Is A 'Farfoos'?
1x3 - Just Who IS Daedalus Mad Hatter, Anyhow?
1x4 - Where Is The Daedalus Mad Hatter Fan Club now?


2x2 - Onideus Mad Hatter's Favorite Quotes About Him
2x3 - Daedalus Mad Hatter Fan Club Information
2x4 - Obligatory Top Ten List
2x5 - Ways Daedalus Mad Hatter Has Been "Insulted"


3x3 - An AOL IM Chat Room Excerpt With Daedalus Mad Hatter
3x4 - Interview With The Now Net.Dead Loser Matt Molten...Er I Mean
Moulten


4x4 - The End
4x5 - Closing Notes


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1x1 - Farfoos
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Daedalus Mad Hatter's friends, as a species, are a very odd and
interesting group. However, being friends with a person of such fame,
power and raw sexuality can be bothersome to say the least.
Continually being pestered for information, personal items, pictures
or any Daedalus Mad Hatter artifact is just a happy blessing that is
counted each day with the sunrise. Here is the FAQ


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1x2 - What The Hell Is A 'Farfoos'?
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An immature and stupid preoccupation of that other Mad Hatter poser.


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1x3 - Just Who IS Daedalus Mad Hatter, Anyhow?
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Daedalus Mad Hatter is part go cart, part hamster wheel and part lite
brite. DMH sneers at meenness from behind its keyboard and puts extra
quarters in your parking meter. DMH thinks it is hilariously stupid
that the other Mad Hatter wrote this cartoonish ego trip about himself
in his FAQ:


"Onideus Mad Hatter lives in the interstice between reality and
oblivion. He spends most of his time terrorizing communities, bragging
about his incredible greatness, socially engineering the masses and
starting giant projects that currently require more starting capital
than he's willing to invest.

Onideus Mad Hatter works in strange and questionable ways, but we are
convinced that if not an actual deity he is at least entertaining
(especially when he talks about himself in the third person) and of
course, as they say in French, "Tres mal, non?" "

Hahahahahahaha! is he not silly? - DMH

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1x4 - Where Is The Daedalus Mad Hatter Fan Club Now?
==========================================================================

We don't need one! We're part of the fanclub of life. We're happy to
be your friend. Only that other hatter poser would worry about such
things and that is only because he knows his **** doesn't measure up
to that of the legacy of the real Mad Hatter, whose fan club numbered
in the millions without one ounce of pandering to get there. I keep
saying "we" because I am all of you in spirit and love.


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2x2 - Onideus Mad Hatter's Favorite Quotes About Him
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"take it from me, God is one mean sumbitch. But just admit it, you're
scared like a girlscout in a thunderstorm."


"Retards. Can't even hold a candle to Mad Hatter, especially that Matt
Moulton idiot"


"Funny, ****eyed BUT funny..."


"Because I followed him from elsewhere and don't want him to keep
screwing the farm animals."


"He'll continue to be a flame-festing dillhole, because he can't find
a real job."


"This guy trolls the internet for "fights" and entertains himself by
running scams, creating controversy and starting/fanning flame wars."



"Your principle form of communication seems to be k00kfarting."




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2x2 - Daedalus Mad Hatter Fan Club Information
==========================================================================

Tell me you wuv me and you're in!


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2x3 - Obligatory Top Ten List
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The Top Ten Things That Distinguish Onideus Mad Hatter
From Brad Turcotte


10. Onideus has crabs.


9. Brad is not obsessed with OMH.


8. Onideus is a white bread cracker American slob who likes boys,
bear movies, greasy hair, relentlessly attacking his betters, and
'wankin stuff'. Brad is a fun guy.


7. Brad is a 10 and a half year obsession of OMH. Brad doesn't know
OMH exists.


6. Onideus has got teh juiceboxes. Brad has got teh beer.


5. Brad is old, OMH acts a lot younger than he is.


4. Onideus Mad Hatter is nobody.


3. OMH can't reproduce a decent flame, even when ripping off others.


2. OMHhas a bigger ego than god and nobody can figure out what gave
it to him.


1. OMH wrote the ridiculous ly arrogant FAQ that DMH is hijacking
now.


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2x4 - Ways Daedalus Mad Hatter Has Been "Insulted"
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"You're stealing my material."

<****SLAP>

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3x3 - An AOL IM Chat Excerpt With Daedalus Mad Hatter
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DMH: Hi!

othrpersn: Hi!

DMH: I like your nym!

othrpersn: Thx! I made it up myself.

DMH: You seem like the creative type. Are you an artist?

othrpersn: I've dabbled in watercolor before, but I haven't done that
in a long time. Right now I'm just trying to pay the rent and write my
memoirs about growing up Canadian.

DMH: That sounds exciting! I love you!

othrpersn: I wuv U2!!!!!!!!!



==========================================================================
3x4 - Interview With The Now Net.Dead Brad Turncoat...Er I Mean
Tercotte
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BT: Butthurtz?

OMH: Boy Howdy!


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4x4 - THE END
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I wuv you!!!!


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4x5 - Closing Notes
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Much like Onideus Mad Hatter's ability to be an utterly ****ing
stupid moron, this FAQ is still under construction. If you have any
burning questions then you've been trolled.


Jade
 
On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought that
every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:

> ==========================================================================
> THE... <snip>

How utterly boring...


--
Hans

"Forty-two!"
"Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years of
work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly", said the computer...
 
On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter
<jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:

<****SLAP>

>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.

Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning?
and the itching too?

--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
 
Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>
>>
==========================================================================
>> THE... <snip>
>
> How utterly boring...

Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that trouble to
write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves he's a H.A, or Hatter
Addict.

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a ****?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster
 
On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
and foamed wildly:
> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
> <****SLAP>
>
>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>
> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
> itching too?

I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER -- June 2008
"Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!"

"Folklore is a 19th century Romanticist movement based on
contemporary popular northern European music."

"The entire concept was concocted by the Brothers Grimm during the
Romanticist literary period and entered the discipline of music in the
following century with the Romanticist musical period after Beethoven."
-- Please send medical bills for any damage to your health caused by the
above two quotes to Agamemnon-Skopianosfaktis. Message-ID:
<UNGdnZVRnLb0fwXVRVnyigA@eclipse.net.uk>

"Kolofilia between a human and another human is as depraved as ****ing
animals." -- Agamemnon, poutso kelftis, just plain doesn't like sex,
apparently. Message-ID:
<asqdneLCt_DZ6e_VnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@eclipse.net.uk>

"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net>

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.19933@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>

"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
******ISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1871@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
wrote:

> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
> and foamed wildly:
>
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>> <****SLAP>
>>
>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>
>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>> itching too?
>
> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.

Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?

--
tinmimus99@hotmail.com

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

I'll tell you what I hate, though. I hate those
commercials where you have to eat something.

< _Thirty Seconds_
 
On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
foamed wildly:
> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
> wrote:
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>> <****SLAP>
>>>
>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>
>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>> itching too?
>>
>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>
> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?

Here's what I mean:

http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton

--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER -- June 2008
"Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!"

"Folklore is a 19th century Romanticist movement based on
contemporary popular northern European music."

"The entire concept was concocted by the Brothers Grimm during the
Romanticist literary period and entered the discipline of music in the
following century with the Romanticist musical period after Beethoven."
-- Please send medical bills for any damage to your health caused by the
above two quotes to Agamemnon-Skopianosfaktis. Message-ID:
<UNGdnZVRnLb0fwXVRVnyigA@eclipse.net.uk>

"Kolofilia between a human and another human is as depraved as ****ing
animals." -- Agamemnon, poutso kelftis, just plain doesn't like sex,
apparently. Message-ID:
<asqdneLCt_DZ6e_VnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@eclipse.net.uk>

"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net>

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.19933@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>

"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
******ISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1871@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
 
dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
slobbered:

> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>
>>>
> ==========================================================================
>>> THE... <snip>
>>
>> How utterly boring...
>
> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that trouble to
> write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves he's a H.A, or
> Hatter
> Addict.


You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim that
you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?

--
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
<ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>foamed wildly:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>
>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>> itching too?
>>>
>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>
>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>
>Here's what I mean:
>
>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton

....boy that is just incredibly ****ing lame right there. Honestly, is
that REALLY all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:26:28 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:

>dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>slobbered:
>
>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>> ==========================================================================
>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>
>>> How utterly boring...
>>
>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that trouble to
>> write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves he's a H.A, or
>> Hatter
>> Addict.
>
>
>You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim that
>you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?

....uh, hello, earth calling Hatter Addict, how many OTHER people do
you know of who spent THEIR WHOLE ****ING DAY running all over Usenet
in a spastic, foaming, meltdown of forge-posting idiocy, taking all
the bother and effort to come up with a WHOLE FAQ about their online
idol (as well as a parody .sig and other gems you've offered up in my
name).

You're as Hatter Addict as they come, Froth Gurl, but I think in your
case it might be more of an infantile crush, like the way little girls
will try and tease the little boys that they like. Yeah, that's what
you remind me of, when I was like five and all the pretty girls would
always try dragging me into the girls bathroom, or take my crayons and
then run around the room getting me chase them...followed of course by
hand holding and on occasion kissing...got in trouble for the later
though, apparently kissing girls at age 5 isn't kosher with most
Christian conservative types, even if it's the girl who initiates the
kiss. In your case though, since we're both adults...well, mostly me
anyway, you can go ahead and get the **** down on all fours and just
give me a blow job to make up for all your infantile attempts to tease
me.

unzips

Get to work, Sweety.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye beggarly roast meat for worms, it is certain that
when ye make water, thy urine is congealed ice, ye disclosed:

> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:26:28 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>slobbered:
>>
>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>
>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>
>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that trouble to
>>> write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves he's a H.A, or
>>> Hatter
>>> Addict.
>>
>>
>>You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim that
>>you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>
> ...uh, hello, earth calling Hatter Addict, how many OTHER people do
> you know of who spent THEIR WHOLE ****ING DAY running all over Usenet
> in a spastic, foaming, meltdown of forge-posting idiocy, taking all
> the bother and effort to come up with a WHOLE FAQ about their online
> idol (as well as a parody .sig and other gems you've offered up in my
> name).


Only you, AFAIK.

HTH

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On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
<ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>and foamed wildly:
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>> <****SLAP>
>>
>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>
>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>> itching too?
>
>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.

OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one
written by tardboy himself -

http://groups.google.com/group/alt....flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source

Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.

Jade
 
On Thu, 7 Aug 2008 22:38:36 +0200, Hans van Eynsbergen
<strangeways@FSCKSPAMplanet.nl> wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought that
>every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>
>> ==========================================================================
>> THE... <snip>
>
>How utterly boring...

You should have read his version.

Jade
 
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
> slobbered:
>
>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>
==========================================================================
>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>
>>> How utterly boring...
>>
>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>
> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?

Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a tactic
that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector of
attack.

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a ****?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:44:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly state:
> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
> wrote:
>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>foamed wildly:
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand
>>> Young wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>> itching too?
>>>>
>>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>
>>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>>
>>Here's what I mean:
>>
>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>
> ...boy that is just incredibly ****ing lame right there. Honestly, is
> that REALLY all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
> very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
> Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!

That would presume a degree of interest which simply doesn't exist. Mind
you, a link to the ED page was provided.

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"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02>

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"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous

"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
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"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'

"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt

"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
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"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
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"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
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block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
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The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
posted
<pan.2008.08.08.03.46.27.81224@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT:

>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>and foamed wildly:
>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>> <****SLAP>
>>
>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>
>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>> itching too?
>
>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.


Go ahead and link to it...and the original Hatter FAQ mentioned in
this thread.

If you put every instance of Hatter idiocy on that web page I will
have to add more drives to the server.


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(change the orgy to org to reply)

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It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>> slobbered:
>>
>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>
> ==========================================================================
>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>
>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>
>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>
>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>
> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a tactic
> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector of
> attack.


Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
slurpboi?

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On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
state:
> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
> wrote:
>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>and foamed wildly:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>> <****SLAP>
>>>
>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>
>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>> itching too?
>>
>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>
> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
> tardboy himself -
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt....flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>
> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>
> Jade

OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}

http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton

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"He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms
because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and
tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad
for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all
tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot,
TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among
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"Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring,
and well-read?
A: A tourist." -- Anonymous

"It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I
have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool
of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the
group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has
bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine..
'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur
reached new heights, in Message-ID:
<Xns98355D29419B9HHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121>
"Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H.
L. Mencken

"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'

"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt

"It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American
people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the
president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq,
and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections,
the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly
worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect,
declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales
http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark

"Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building
relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral.
I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being
'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not
targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait.
Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope
that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my
retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas
it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a
little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
Message-ID: <ochc3.ag0.17.1@news.alt.net>

"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM>
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:

>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>> slobbered:
>>>
>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>> ==========================================================================
>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>
>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>
>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>
>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a tactic
>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector of
>> attack.
>
>
>Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
>slurpboi?

You certainly are a whiney little ****, aren't you? It's pretty silly
of you to run around trying to play pretend troll though, I mean
considering I didn't really have to lift one ****in finger to get you
frothing off like a pack of Mentos dumped into a liter of diet Coke.
Hell I'm so the **** far up in yer head space I'm practically sellin
REAL ESTATE! Yer pwn3d, bitch...don't like it...and then post angry.
LOL

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"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:56:16 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
wrote:

>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:44:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly state:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>>foamed wildly:
>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand
>>>> Young wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>>> itching too?
>>>>>
>>>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>>
>>>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>>>
>>>Here's what I mean:
>>>
>>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>>
>> ...boy that is just incredibly ****ing lame right there. Honestly, is
>> that REALLY all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
>> very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
>> Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!
>
>That would presume a degree of interest which simply doesn't exist. Mind
>you, a link to the ED page was provided.

Why don't you get Kabitchy to do it? Hell that drooling bitch frothed
off a whole gawd damn FAQ for me as well as devoted her ENTIRE
Thursday to forging my posting style (after running it through her
personal retard filter). Seems she's got all the interest you need to
make that slop worth talking about. If she needs any motivation just
create three or four obvious forgeries of her, she'll go COMPLETELY
spastic afterwards, trust me, I speak from experience here.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 

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