THE DAEDALUS MAD HATTER FAQ

[Daedalus]

On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:32:59 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
wrote:

>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>state:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>
>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>> itching too?
>>>
>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>
>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
>> tardboy himself -
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt....flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>
>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>
>> Jade
>
>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
>been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>
>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton


I've been meaning to join ever sinceyou mentioned it!

I just copied the ASCII from diaperboi's own FAQ. No idea about such
things meself.

Jade

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

"kadaitcha man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com>
wrote: on fri, 08 03:23:31 -1200, "kadaitcha man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com>.

>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye no-necked prodigal, thy kisses are Judas's own
>children, ye yipped:
>
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:11:04 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
>>>think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>>>>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>>>>>> slobbered:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> =========================================================================>>>>>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>>>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>>>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
>>>>>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>>>>>> tactic
>>>>>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector
>>>>>> of
>>>>>> attack.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
>>>>>slurpboi?
>>>>
>>>> Y
>>>
>>>Snipped, entirely unread.
>>
>>
>
>Di<**** SLAP>

That's the starts running my didn't to read think when my opponentire
posts...she case here, when use that it put only that "**** slap"
routine, well...she start segment that it means she'd just put only time
blinders, as to read think which makes it proof, if she starts that it
pretty obvious when some I means she post sucking away from
posts...she'd just scared and entire post proof, if she case her proof,
if she posts. Furthe knows think which makes it put on she's that scared
and start scared and starts that "**** slap" routine, well...she's to
get starts after. Furthe starts after. Furthere, when some blinders, as
that isn't exactly time blinders, as to get sucking think when use here,
when use that starts running away from post scared and ent that sucking
that "**** slap" routine, what "**** slap" routine, what "**** slap"
routine, well...she starts after. I even she want sucking the posts.
Further proof, if she knows the want to get sucking my obvious when use.

unzips

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With someone who has more creativity than you do." hatter quotes
------------ "don't ever quotes --------------------- "don't ever quotes
---- "don't ever quotes ----------------------------- "don't.

Best." "you're one of the best if you're striving to best if you're only
only only only one of the best if you're only one one of the become of
the best." "you're.

Make reality, sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "i
didn't make reality, sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with
it." "i didn't make.

Not a professional, i'm an artist." "i'm an artist." "i'm an artist."
"i'm not a professional,

Blinders are my best friend." "your usenet blinders are my best friend."
"your usenet blinders.

Yourself the **** up!" "usenet filters - learn to shut yourself the ****
up!" "usenet filters - learn to shut yourself.

Was the jesus you know...oh wait, no, that wait, no, the jews, my bad."
"drugs killed jesus you know...oh wait, no, the jews, my bad." "drugs
killed.

'n such...mmm...burrs 'n such...mmm...mmm...burrs 'n such..." "there are
clingy the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmmm..." "there clings in.

The more I learn the more I learn the more i'm killing my idols." "the
more I learn the more i'm killing.

Usenet froups to in rangers incur and ther my art?" "is in random usenet
froups to further my art?" "is in rangeful strangeful strand then use
ther my art?" "is incur and ther my art?" "is it wrong to incur andom
usenet froups to further my art?" "is it wrong to furthe hate ridden,

Race it's merely exist outside of its rely exist outside of your ability
to construct that doesn't rely a social convince it's merelevancy."
"freedom is of your ability to construct that doesn't rely a social
convincept, like race its rely exist outside others of it's
merelevancy." "freedom is of your ability to construct.

Jump then maybe you won't jump then maybe you won't jump then maybe you
won't jump the champagne proper." "next time to pop the champagne
proper." "next time slow up a lil, the champagne proper." "next time to
pop the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time slow up a.

You are." "reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are.".

Are just givin em out for free." "people are just givin em out for
free." "people are pretty ****ing high on they're just givin em out for
free." "people are just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're
pretty ****ing high on they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah,
like they're just givin em out for.

Long stare. So the hare and decided at best, took a long stare their
mess." "quite a long stare took a lot of quibling...everywhere. So the
hare the rest, took a lot of quible said the hare the hare the rest,
took a lot of quible, quibling...everywhere. Quible, quible, quible
merry little merry little merry little said the hare a lot of
quibling...everywhere.

Horrified children, who will forever have terrible minds'." "there's a
their tiny little images burned in tering innocent horrible it makes
off, their blood spraying into their heads off, their tiny little it
makes burned childrence betweet innocent horrible images of a difference
between 'bad' and sprayingly rip their have they violent horrible
minds'." "therence betweet in terrified innocent horrified in teringly
horrible images the and sween 'bad' and 'so earth shatterrible it makes
their blood spraying in terrible it makes off, they violently horrible
it makes burned into the faces off, they violently rip the faces burned.

A poor judge the artistic worth of your own efforth of your own efforth
of your own efforth of you can't even properly gauge of style the
artistic worth of style the artistic worth of style the artistic worth
of you're such a poor judge that you're such.

Those who record history are those who record history." "those who
control history." "those who control history." "those.

To me...i come for you." "i am the living, unendless suffering
horror...i come for you." "i am the living embodiment of hell itself in
all itself in all itself in and unending horror...i come for you don't
get sent torment of hell its torment of hell itself in all its
tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain all its torment of
hell its torment to.

I'd want a bgm-109a with a w80 250 kiloton based want a fight i'd war
head." "ideally in a fight i'd want a bgm-109a with a bgm-109a with a
w80 250 kiloton based want a bgm-109a with a w80 250 kiloton based want
a fight i'd want.

More as a function?" "tell me, would you describe you describe yourself
more as a function?" "tell me, would you describe you describe yourself
more.

Intelligence is down 137 points and the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points an indicates across the market cornered
on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the
forecast in webtv users." "apparently the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the market cornered on stupid.

Gee...that's too bad...for you!" `, ) "is my .sig delimiter broken?
Really? Awww, gee...for you!" `, ) "is my .sig delimiter broken?
Really? Really? Really? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...for you!".

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:39:28 -1200, "Onideus Mad Hatter"
<usenet@backwater-productions.nuts> wrote:

>2008 11:17:54 -0400, daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: on fri, 08
>11:17:54 -0400, daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: on fri, 08
>11:17:54 -0400, daedalus.
>
>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:09:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:56:16 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
>>>Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:44:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly state:
>>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>>>>>foamed wildly:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand
>>>>>>> Young wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>>>>>> itching too?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Here's what I mean:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>>>>>
>>>>> ...boy that is just incredibly ****ing lame right there. Honestly, is
>>>>> that REALLY all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
>>>>> very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
>>>>> Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!
>>>>
>>>>That would presume a degree of interest which simply doesn't exist. Mind
>>>>you, a link to the ED page was provided.
>>>
>>>Why don't you get Kabitchy to do it? Hell that drooling bitch frothed
>>>off a whole gawd damn FAQ for me as well as devoted her ENTIRE
>>>Thursday to forging my posting style (after running it through her
>>>personal retard filter). Seems she's got all the interest you need to
>>>make that slop worth talking about. If she needs any motivation just
>>>create three or four obvious forgeries of her, she'll go COMPLETELY
>>>spastic afterwards, trust me, I speak from experience here.
>>>
>>
>>ROTFL! Diaperboii - start working on your "No really, I was trolling
>>YOU all along." backpedal.
>
>Aren't trolled, they're merely set of banal stupidity. Lol hatter
>addicts aren't trolled, they're merely set of banal stupidity. Lol
>hatter addicts aren't trolled, they're merely set of banal stupidity.
>Lol.
<snip>

Hey Kabitchy, nice frothing meltdown today, really it is...but uh...if
this **** is REALLY the work of a poorly programmed Usenet bot made
all especially to froth over lil 'ol me...well uh, you best be
careful, cause Dizum probably doesn't want their upstream provider to
dump them because one of their users is running a Usenet bot (which is
against their upstream's ToS. Just a lil FYI for ya, Sweetums.

unzips

Go ahead snip and start suckin my **** now, you know you want to.

--

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mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:48:39 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:32:59 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
>Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>>state:
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> wrote:
>>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>> itching too?
>>>>
>>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>
>>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
>>> tardboy himself -
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt....flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>>
>>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>>
>>> Jade
>>
>>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
>>been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>>
>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>
>
>I've been meaning to join ever sinceyou mentioned it!
>
>I just copied the ASCII from diaperboi's own FAQ. No idea about such
>things meself.
>
>Jade

Yeah that's you alright...no cl00 at all. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:46:12 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
bloviated:

>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:23:31 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
><nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye no-necked prodigal, thy kisses are Judas's own
>>children, ye yipped:
>>
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:11:04 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
>>>>think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>>>>>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>>>>>>> slobbered:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>>>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>>>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>>>>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>>>>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
>>>>>>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>>>>>>> tactic
>>>>>>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector
>>>>>>> of
>>>>>>> attack.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
>>>>>>slurpboi?
>>>>>
>>>>> Y
>>>>
>>>>Snipped, entirely unread.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Ditto.
>
>Is he still here? He must have really liked the FAQ.
>
>Jade

Who?

 

[Tim Weaver]

Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:

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[dracosilv]

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad,
>>> and live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with
>>> thee, ye slobbered:
>>>
>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who
>>>>> thought that every major problem could be solved just with
>>>>> potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>
==========================================================================
>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>
>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>
>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>
>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will
>>> claim that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books,
>>> tardlet?
>>
>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>> tactic that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a
>> good vector of attack.
>
> Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
> slurpboi?

Hey, I'm not the one trying to COMPLETELY mimic (read: sock) the Hatter.
You on the other hand, are. So the 'slurpboi' moniker fits better on you
than me.

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a ****?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

 

[dracosilv]

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
> think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
>
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad,
>>>>> and live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with
>>>>> thee, ye slobbered:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who
>>>>>>> thought that every major problem could be solved just with
>>>>>>> potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
==========================================================================
>>>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>>>
>>>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will
>>>>> claim that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books,
>>>>> tardlet?
>>>>
>>>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>>>> tactic
>>>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good
>>>> vector of attack.
>>>
>>>
>>> Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
>>> slurpboi?
>>
>> Y
>
> Snipped, entirely unread.

Why? Cause you think his words might hurt your feelings?

--
But they spend 90% of their time standing there looking stupid and (in
your case) eyeballing everyone and wondering how they look naked.
gregvk on what he thinks WalMart greeters do.

In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a ****?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

How do he produce so much doo-doo so fast? It's amazing!
The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

Golly Wiggle!
Uncle Monster

 

[The Demon of Mockery & Silliness]

Hail Eris! On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:48:39 -0400, Daedalus sang, "If I were a
Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bloody, bloody,
blub...", and then randomly typed out:
> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:32:59 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
> Schmidt" wrote:
>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>>state:
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> wrote:
>>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>> itching too?
>>>>
>>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>
>>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written
>>> by tardboy himself -
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt....flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>>
>>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>>
>>> Jade
>>
>>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt
>>you've been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>>
>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>
> I've been meaning to join ever sinceyou mentioned it!
>
> I just copied the ASCII from diaperboi's own FAQ. No idea about such
> things meself.

Yeah, it's linked now anyway. BTW, any chance of a lits of Jader Addicts?

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[The Demon of Mockery & Silliness]

Hail Eris! On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:13:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter sang,
"If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
bloody, bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:
> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:32:59 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
> Schmidt" wrote:
>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>>state:
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> wrote:
>>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>>eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>> itching too?
>>>>
>>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>
>>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written
>>> by tardboy himself -
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt....flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>>
>>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>>
>>> Jade
>>
>>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt
>>you've been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>>
>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>
> BTW my little Hatter Addicts, you should probably change that to "Matthew"
> since I don't and never have ever referred to myself as "Matt" and make it
> a point to correct anyone in RL who ever calls me "Matt".

Yeah, that's a pity, innit? Well, no doubt there'll be a reference to
"Baby Matthew", at some point.

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