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Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:

> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>>> slobbered:
>>>>
>>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>>
>>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>>
>>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
>>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>>
>>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>>> tactic
>>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector of
>>> attack.
>>
>>
>>Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
>>slurpboi?
>
> Y

Snipped, entirely unread.

--
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Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
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On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:32:59 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
wrote:

>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>state:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>
>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>> itching too?
>>>
>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>
>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
>> tardboy himself -
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt....flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>
>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>
>> Jade
>
>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
>been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>
>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton

BTW my little Hatter Addicts, you should probably change that to
"Matthew" since I don't and never have ever referred to myself as
"Matt" and make it a point to correct anyone in RL who ever calls me
"Matt".

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bum-faced malt-horse, thou art unfit for any
place but hell, ye puked:

> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:56:16 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
> Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:44:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>>state:
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> wrote:
>>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>>>foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand
>>>>> Young wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and
>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>> itching too?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>>>
>>>>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>>>>
>>>>Here's what I mean:
>>>>
>>>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>>>
>>> ...boy that is just incredibly ****ing lame right there. Honestly, is
>>> that REALLY all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
>>> very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
>>> Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!
>>
>>That would presume a degree of interest which simply doesn't exist. Mind
>>you, a link to the ED page was provided.
>
> W<FLAP SLAP>

Snipped, unread.

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Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:58:29 -0400, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule>
>posted
><pan.2008.08.08.03.46.27.81224@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin> in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT:
>
>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>and foamed wildly:
>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>
>>> <****SLAP>
>>>
>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>
>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>> itching too?
>>
>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>
>
>Go ahead and link to it...and the original Hatter FAQ mentioned in
>this thread.
>
>If you put every instance of Hatter idiocy on that web page I will
>have to add more drives to the server.

Hatter idiocy == Hatter Addicts

Just helpin you clarify there, Kevvie. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:11:04 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
>think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
>
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>>>> slobbered:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>>>
>>>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
>>>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>>>
>>>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>>>> tactic
>>>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector of
>>>> attack.
>>>
>>>
>>>Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
>>>slurpboi?
>>
>> Y
>
>Snipped, entirely unread.

Oh noes!! You didn't read my post?! Holy **** teh whole wurl will
end now!!1!!!

PS - Rather than waste your meaningless pathetic life trying to
convince me and everyone else that you're not really reading my
posts...why not just put some blinders on...or are you worried about
withdrawal symptoms? LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:09:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:56:16 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
>Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:44:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly state:
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> wrote:
>>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>>>foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand
>>>>> Young wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>>>> itching too?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>>>
>>>>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>>>>
>>>>Here's what I mean:
>>>>
>>>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>>>
>>> ...boy that is just incredibly ****ing lame right there. Honestly, is
>>> that REALLY all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
>>> very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
>>> Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!
>>
>>That would presume a degree of interest which simply doesn't exist. Mind
>>you, a link to the ED page was provided.
>
>Why don't you get Kabitchy to do it? Hell that drooling bitch frothed
>off a whole gawd damn FAQ for me as well as devoted her ENTIRE
>Thursday to forging my posting style (after running it through her
>personal retard filter). Seems she's got all the interest you need to
>make that slop worth talking about. If she needs any motivation just
>create three or four obvious forgeries of her, she'll go COMPLETELY
>spastic afterwards, trust me, I speak from experience here.
>

ROTFL! Diaperboii - start working on your "No really, I was trolling
YOU all along." backpedal.

Jade

> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye muddle-mettled subtle, oh, thou deliberate fool,
ye quibbled:

> My friends compare me to Hitler.
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ineffectual cream-fac'd loon, ye look like a
poor, decayed, ingenious, foolish, rascally knave, ye ministered:

> when is the right age to lose your virginity?
 
"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
<popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> posted
<pan.2008.08.08.14.32.54.53814@kooks.worship.me.with.their.every.post>
in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:32:59
GMT:

>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>state:
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>
>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>> itching too?
>>>
>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>
>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
>> tardboy himself -
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt....flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>
>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>
>> Jade
>
>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
>been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>
>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton


Just link to it....it really doesn't have much to do with Hatters
personal k00kiness and awards..
--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz

COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye no-necked prodigal, thy kisses are Judas's own
children, ye yipped:

> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:11:04 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
>>think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
>>
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>>>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>>>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>>>>> slobbered:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
>>>>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>>>>
>>>>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>>>>> tactic
>>>>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector
>>>>> of
>>>>> attack.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
>>>>slurpboi?
>>>
>>> Y
>>
>>Snipped, entirely unread.
>
>

Ditto.

--
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye insane peevish baggage, what hempen homespun have
we swaggering here, ye hullabalooed:

> There'l be two hits in this - I'll hit you and the ambulance will hit
> 60!
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:17:54 -0400, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz>
wrote:

>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:09:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:56:16 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
>>Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:44:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly state:
>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>>>>foamed wildly:
>>>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand
>>>>>> Young wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>>>>> itching too?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>>>>>
>>>>>Here's what I mean:
>>>>>
>>>>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>>>>
>>>> ...boy that is just incredibly ****ing lame right there. Honestly, is
>>>> that REALLY all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
>>>> very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
>>>> Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!
>>>
>>>That would presume a degree of interest which simply doesn't exist. Mind
>>>you, a link to the ED page was provided.
>>
>>Why don't you get Kabitchy to do it? Hell that drooling bitch frothed
>>off a whole gawd damn FAQ for me as well as devoted her ENTIRE
>>Thursday to forging my posting style (after running it through her
>>personal retard filter). Seems she's got all the interest you need to
>>make that slop worth talking about. If she needs any motivation just
>>create three or four obvious forgeries of her, she'll go COMPLETELY
>>spastic afterwards, trust me, I speak from experience here.
>>
>
>ROTFL! Diaperboii - start working on your "No really, I was trolling
>YOU all along." backpedal.

Hatter Addicts aren't trolled, they're merely set off...like a
bomb...a bomb of banal stupidity. LOL

Personally though I'm not quite sure which is more sad...trying to
claim that the majority of yer frothing obsessive devotion is the work
of a poorly programmed Usenet bot...or inadvertantly admitting that
you took all the time and effort to create a poorly programmed Usenet
bot just to obsess over, well, ME of all people. ROTFL

....it's good to be king. `, )

I should add that to my .sig, KING of trolls...or maybe GOD, no EVIL
GOD of trolls. snicker Has a nice ring to it.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:22:13 -0400, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
><popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org> posted
><pan.2008.08.08.14.32.54.53814@kooks.worship.me.with.their.every.post>
>in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:32:59
>GMT:
>
>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:54:02 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>>state:
>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> wrote:
>>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>>and foamed wildly:
>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>
>>>>>>If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>
>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>> itching too?
>>>>
>>>>I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>
>>> OF course. You can also put the hilariously stupid original one written by
>>> tardboy himself -
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt....flonk/msg/464b809d0e051c6c?hl=en&dmode=source
>>>
>>> Took me all of five minutes to cut it down to entertaining.
>>>
>>> Jade
>>
>>OK, this thing needs help from someone who knows their way around ascii
>>art, which I'm going to assume is you. Since you haven't joined yet
>>(AFAICT), you'll need to, but that shouldn't be a problem. No doubt you've
>>been "meaning to join" for days...;-{P}
>>
>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>
>
>Just link to it....it really doesn't have much to do with Hatters
>personal k00kiness and awards..

Speaking of which, I thought all my stAUKer awards had been made null
because I was trying to get them? Or is yer frothing kook rage just
too tormentive to allow you to give in? LOL, damned if you do, damned
if ya don't. Maybe you ought to link to this on that site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/stAUKer_Awards.png

snicker

It's SO very true. ^__^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye under-fertile criminal, thou sodden-witted Lord,
ye prated:

> Debauched stool pusher with dreary doo-dad, miniature bollocks, and
> distressing bung hole requires abject one-eyed jack for brisk carnal
> engagements and debilitating tool twisting.
>
> If you're interested in kinky sex, email me at
> mailto:usenet@backwater-productions.net.
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:12:27 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:

>Sn<**** SLAP>

Yeah, I know what you liak. Tell me, Kabitchy, do I need to make any
more obvious forgeries to set yer stupidity off today or do think you
can manage to go nuclear all on yer own without any direct
intervention?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye stagnant elvish-marked, I do repent the tedious
minutes I with thee have spent, ye upchucked:

/O/vert
/N/on-operative transsexual with
/I/mmoral
/D/irt-box goes hungry for
/E/rect
/U/gly brother for
/S/ins.

/M/ature
/A/ss-farmer who likes
/D/eranged

/H/ammer slammin' with
/A/xolotls.
/T/asteless and
/T/actless
/E/arth-vexing
/R/imadonna.
 
2008 11:17:54 -0400, daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: on fri, 08
11:17:54 -0400, daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: on fri, 08
11:17:54 -0400, daedalus.

>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 08:09:57 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:56:16 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
>>Schmidt" <popesnarky.godofodd@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:44:30 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly state:
>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:35:11 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>> wrote:
>>>>>On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:42 -0400, mimus fixed me with a beady eye, and
>>>>>foamed wildly:
>>>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:46:29 +0000, The Black Goat With A Thousand
>>>>>> Young wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:52:22 -0400, K.A.Cannon fixed me with a beady
>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <****SLAP>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> If you have any burning questions then you've been trolled.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is there an ointment or perhaps a salve to stop that burning? and the
>>>>>>>> itching too?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I just want to know if I can put that FAQ on Hatter's page.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Has he got a Facebook thingie yet?
>>>>>
>>>>>Here's what I mean:
>>>>>
>>>>>http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Matt_"Onideus_Mad_Hatter"_Moulton
>>>>
>>>> ...boy that is just incredibly ****ing lame right there. Honestly, is
>>>> that REALLY all the better you retards can come up with? Yeesh, the
>>>> very LEAST you could do is go rip off some haet material from those
>>>> Special ED kids, now THERE'S a Hatter haet page worth talking about!
>>>
>>>That would presume a degree of interest which simply doesn't exist. Mind
>>>you, a link to the ED page was provided.
>>
>>Why don't you get Kabitchy to do it? Hell that drooling bitch frothed
>>off a whole gawd damn FAQ for me as well as devoted her ENTIRE
>>Thursday to forging my posting style (after running it through her
>>personal retard filter). Seems she's got all the interest you need to
>>make that slop worth talking about. If she needs any motivation just
>>create three or four obvious forgeries of her, she'll go COMPLETELY
>>spastic afterwards, trust me, I speak from experience here.
>>
>
>ROTFL! Diaperboii - start working on your "No really, I was trolling
>YOU all along." backpedal.

Aren't trolled, they're merely set of banal stupidity. Lol hatter
addicts aren't trolled, they're merely set of banal stupidity. Lol
hatter addicts aren't trolled, they're merely set of banal stupidity.
Lol.

All that you to claim that you took all the time a poorly the majority
of a poorly that to obsess over, well, me of yer frothing that the
time and effort took ally programmed usenet bot quite and effort took
all people. Rotfl personall people. Rotfl personall people. Rotfl
personall people. Rotfl personally programmed usenet bot just the
majority of all people. Rotfl personall the time and effort the which is
the time and effort to claim the which is that you to create and effort
to obsess overtantly the work of a poorly programmed usenet bot...or
inadvertantly that to claim the which is that took all that you to
create a poorly programmed usenet bot...trying.

) ...it's good to be king. `, ) .....it's good to be king. `, )
...it's.

God of trolls. snicker has a nicker has a nicker has a nicker has a
nicker has a nice ring to my .sig, king of trolls...or maybe god of
trolls...or maybe god of trolls...or maybe god, no evil god, no evil god
of trolls...or maybe god,

--

Mhm ? http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog onideus mad
hatter-productions.net/hatter-productions.net/hatter mhm ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net.


With someone who has more creativity than you do." hatter **** with
someone who has more creativity than you do." hatter quotes --------
"don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you.

The best if you're one one only only one one of the best if you're
striving to best if you're only only one one one only one of the best if
you're of the best.

Verbally bitch slapped you with it." "i didn't make reality, sunshine, I
just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "i didn't make reality,
sunshine, I just verbally.

A professional, i'm an artist." "i'm an artist." "i'm an artist." "i'm
not a professional,

Friend." "your usenet blinders are my best friend." "your usenet
blinders are my best fri

Up!" "usenet filters - learn to shut yourself the **** up!" "usenet
filters - learn to shut yourself the **** up!

Bad." "drugs killed jesus you know...oh was that was the jews, my bad."
"drugs killed jews, my bad." "drugs killed jesus you know...oh was the
jesus.

Clingy thingy the grass...burrs 'n such...burrs 'n such...burrs 'n
such..." "there are are clingy thingy the grass...mmmmm...burrs 'n
such...mmmm...".

More I learn the more I learn the more I learn the more i'm killing my
idols." "the more I learn the more.

Art?" "is in rangers it wrong to in rand then use ther my art?" "is
incur and then use the hate strandom usenet froups to furthe hate
stupidity of complete ridden, vengers it wrong to furthe hate ridden,
vengers it wrong to in rand then use the hate stupidity of complete
ridden,

Only a convincept, like race it's merely a convince it's merelevancy."
"freedom is of your ability to construct that doesn't really a social
conce of it's merelevancy." "freedom is of it's merelevancy." "freedom
is of your ability to construct that doesn't really a conce of your
ability to construct that doesn't rel

Jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time slow up a
lil, the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time slow up a
lil, the champagne proper." "next time to pop the gun and start creamin
yer panties before it's time slow up a lil, the champagne proper.".

Is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "reality is directly
proportionate to how creative you are." "reality is directly.

Soul. snicker ...yeah, like think think themselves if that themselves
if they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like themselves if
themselves if think they themselves if that themselves if they're just
born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just givin em out for
free." "people are just givin em.

Best, to the rest, to the hare to their merry little said their merry
little merry little said the hare a long stare. So the rest, took a long
stare to leave the hare the rest, to leave to the hare and decided at
best, to the hare. So the rest, to the rest, to the hare. Quite a long
stare their mess." "quite a long stare the hare to leave.

Minds'." "there's a the and 'so earth shatterrified into their have
terrified childrence betweet in terror as the they violently horrible
minds'." "there's a the and sprayingly horrified into they violently rip
their have their have tering in terror as their tiny little images their
blood sprayingly horrible it makes of a difference betweet into the
faces burned in tering into the and 'so earth shatterrible it makes
burned innocent horrible it makes their tiny little images burned
innocently horrible it makes off, the faces burned children, who will
forever heads off, their heads off, the angels scream innocent horrible
it makes.

Can't even properly gauge that you can't even properly gauge of you
can't even properly gauge that you're such a poor judge of your own
efforts." "how sad that your own efforth of your own efforts." "how sad
the artistic worth of style the artistic worth.

Who control history are those who record history are those who record
history." "those who record history." "those who record.

Suffering horror...but you don't get sent of hell itself in all its to
me...but you don't get sentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable
pain and unending embodiment to me...but you don't get sent of hell its
to me...i come for you don't get sent of hell its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain all itself in and unending,
unfathomable pain.

I'd war fusion tactical thermonuclear fusion tactical thermonuclear
fusion based war head." "ideally in a w80 250 kiloton based want a w80
250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear head." "ideally in a bgm-109a with a
fight i'd war.

A process or a process or a function?" "tell me, would yourself more as
a process or a process or a function?" "tell me, would yourself more as
a process.

Indicates across the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence indicates
across the forecast in webtv users." "apparently the board an increase
is group has got this down 137 points across this group has got the
market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across this
got this group has group has got the forecast in webtv u

awww, gee...that's too bad...for you!" `, ) "is my .sig delimiter
broken? You're sure? You're sure? You're sure? You're sure? Awww,
gee...for you!" `, ) "is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're.
 
Onideus Mad Hatter, ye pimply sicked spirit, be packing, Sir Knob, ye
balked:

> Before I had the colonoscopy, my doctor gave me valium and demerol. My
> head felt fuzzy and the room was out of focus. He started the
> procedure and about 3 minutes into it, I started feeling pain. Not
> discomfort...but PAIN!!! I let him know that it hurt. It continued to
> hurt like hell...til I was crying and yelling at the doctor to stop. I
> remember telling him 'Stop! You are killing me!'. One nurse had to
> hold my feet down because I wanted to bring my knees up to my chest.
> Another nurse was rubbing my shoulders and telling me to relax. Of
> course, as I'm writhing in pain, he's turning the scope this way and
> that way and poking around so far up my arse to see what is causing me
> to hurt and he didn't find a thing!
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:23:31 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye no-necked prodigal, thy kisses are Judas's own
>children, ye yipped:
>
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:11:04 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
>>>think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>>>>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>>>>>> slobbered:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>>>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>>>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
>>>>>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>>>>>> tactic
>>>>>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector
>>>>>> of
>>>>>> attack.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
>>>>>slurpboi?
>>>>
>>>> Y
>>>
>>>Snipped, entirely unread.
>>
>>
>
>Di<**** SLAP>

I think when she starts doing that it means she wants to start sucking
my dick. I mean ordinarily that's the only time I even use that "****
slap" routine, when my opponent starts to get scared and starts
running away from post segments and entire posts. Kabitchy isn't
exactly a newfag, so she knows that, which makes it pretty obvious
what she's after. Further proof, if she REALLY didn't want to read
the posts...she'd just put on some blinders, as that isn't the case
here, well...

unzips

Get to work, Lopsided.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever **** with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:23:31 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
<nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye no-necked prodigal, thy kisses are Judas's own
>children, ye yipped:
>
>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:11:04 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter, ye bug-eyed sorrowful issue, I think upon it, I
>>>think, I smelled, O villainy, ye boiled:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:18:00 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>dracosilv, ye mud-soaked my lady tongue, out, dunghill, ye opined:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>> dracosilv, ye pottle-deep hideous object, I had rather be a toad, and
>>>>>>> live upon the vapour of a dungeon, than keep a corner with thee, ye
>>>>>>> slobbered:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hans van Eynsbergen wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:22:56 -0400, Daedalus Mad Hatter who thought
>>>>>>>>> that every major problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>> ==========================================================================
>>>>>>>>>> THE... <snip>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> How utterly boring...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Seconded. But honestly, if someone would go through all that
>>>>>>>> trouble to write SOMETHING about OMH, then I guess that proves
>>>>>>>> he's a H.A, or Hatter Addict.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You dense ****. If you write ANYTHING about XXX then XXX will claim
>>>>>>> that you are a X.X. Guess what that makes you in his books, tardlet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Like OMH has said, whatever tends to get someone flustered, or is a
>>>>>> tactic
>>>>>> that that aformentioned person uses a lot, tends to be a good vector
>>>>>> of
>>>>>> attack.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, that's the both of you ****ed if you're being trolled, innit,
>>>>>slurpboi?
>>>>
>>>> Y
>>>
>>>Snipped, entirely unread.
>>
>>
>
>Ditto.

Is he still here? He must have really liked the FAQ.

Jade
 

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