The Internet is For ****?!?!

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TommyGun1928

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We really didn't need to know that. Note: This quote has been edited to save space.
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I just wanted to show my good friend that I'm not the kind of guy who frowns on jerking off in general. Still, Internet **** is the lowest form of ****.

 
jokersarewild

jokersarewild

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I just wanted to show my good friend that I'm not the kind of guy who frowns on jerking off in general. Still, Internet **** is the lowest form of ****.
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What exactly is the highest form of ****? In this ****, do they politely ask for certain things to happen, like "My dear Lady, would you mind if I put my man-stick in your taco?"

I mean, seriously.

 
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TommyGun1928

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What exactly is the highest form of ****? In this ****, do they politely ask for certain things to happen, like "My dear Lady, would you mind if I put my man-stick in your taco?"
I mean, seriously.
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And what's wrong with that? They do call it a "gentleman's" club for a reason. What kind of an idiot wouldn't ask before they blindly inserted into a woman? THAT'S the kind of thing they have to show in ****!

 
Cogito Ergo Sum

Cogito Ergo Sum

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You don't have to be a complete ********/idiot just because you disagree with me. FYI -- I ********** twice a day.
P.S. Dubious Online practices are those things that you do that contradict your morally superior concience -- somethink you clearly need
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Strike a raw nerve did I?

Don't like being referred to as a dolt? Tough. It's MY opinion and based upon your dribble.

You're new here so I'll tell you how it works. Don't think that you can make wild blanket statements and just have it be accepted as fact and get a pat on the back. At least, not from me.

I noticed that you didn't even refute or discuss what I said to you. Where's your argument?

You're not very good at this are you?

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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Really?
Then perhaps you can enlighten us with your wisdom and give us the hierarchy of ****... :eek:

I'm waiting on bated breath for this one... :rolleyes:
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I've never thought about a "**** hierachy" before.

Although I've never seen one. I'd have to imagine that, kiddie rape snuff films, would be on the lowest level of my list.

 
Komrade Vostok Hazard

Komrade Vostok Hazard

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If he won't make a **** Hierarchy, then I will. Here it is (in order from reverse engorgement to wanktastic):

1. Gay/Lesbien

2. Hentai

3.crappy sample vids where some stupid **** sucks some dude off and that's it

4. two idiots doing it missionary

5. Flab fetish

6. Extreme BDSM

7. Insertion of weird objects

8. Bukake

9. Not-so-extreme BDSM

10. Golden showers

11. Gerbiling

12. ***********

and the lucky 13.......

DIE SCHEISSE!!!!!

 
Cogito Ergo Sum

Cogito Ergo Sum

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If he won't make a **** Hierarchy, then I will. Here it is (in order from reverse engorgement to wanktastic):
1. Gay/Lesbien

2. Hentai

3.crappy sample vids where some stupid **** sucks some dude off and that's it

4. two idiots doing it missionary

5. Flab fetish

6. Extreme BDSM

7. Insertion of weird objects

8. Bukake

9. Not-so-extreme BDSM

10. Golden showers

11. Gerbiling

12. ***********

and the lucky 13.......

DIE SCHEISSE!!!!!
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Really? Honestly? You get highly sexually aroused and can easily and succesfully ********** to Gerbiling, ***********, and Scat? Really? Are you serious or just bullshitting? :confused:

 
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TommyGun1928

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Really? Honestly? You get highly sexually aroused and can easily and succesfully ********** to Gerbiling, ***********, and Scat? Really? Are you serious or just bullshitting? :confused:
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I wonder why the ******* who sarcastically remarked that due to what I had said, there was an implied hierarchy involved regarding **** and did not expect to be answered. Huh.

 
Komrade Vostok Hazard

Komrade Vostok Hazard

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Really? Honestly? You get highly sexually aroused and can easily and succesfully ********** to Gerbiling, ***********, and Scat? Really? Are you serious or just bullshitting? :confused:
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CES, CES, CES....

There is much more to **** besides sexual arousal and masturbation. **** is also about AMUSEMENT.

For example the idea of shoving a gerbil into one's rectal cavity is probably the most hilarious thing one can think of. And then there's the scat pics. Who the **** doesn't get their kicks from grossing people out? And then there's some people on this site that are comparable to fecal matter oh wait...I wouldn't want to belittle my poor little feces THAT badly

But hey, if the chick who's getting gerbiled is hot enough and is writhing the right way as the gerbil thrashes around in her tight little ***, making her moan in absolute passion -- ARRRGH! getting carried away. Need to snap out of it!! Shouldn't be pulling it while using my computer....

And while arousal and **** aren't all that **** is about, it is still a part of it.

And who the **** would want to see the same old ditzy-bleach-headed-bimbo-suck-****-for-college(code word for "crack"-money schtick that's dime a ****** dozen in the **** world? It's always good to mix it up with some bizarre ***********.

Masturbating to ***********? I may not do that (often) but There are MANY people out there that will (I'm sure some users on here - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - would FLIP over the site of a horse ****)

 
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