The Internet is For ****?!?!

Look again. Deeper. Deeper. Okay, that's good. Now when you feel the need to make a bowel movement, you'll have your scat pix.

I know how to make home made scat.

In your previous post you stated that computer chips are made from scat pix. And as much as I like scat, my computer isn't made of them (yet)

 

snafu

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CES, CES, CES....
There is much more to **** besides sexual arousal and masturbation. **** is also about AMUSEMENT.

For example the idea of shoving a gerbil into one's rectal cavity is probably the most hilarious thing one can think of. And then there's the scat pics. Who the **** doesn't get their kicks from grossing people out? And then there's some people on this site that are comparable to fecal matter oh wait...I wouldn't want to belittle my poor little feces THAT badly

But hey, if the chick who's getting gerbiled is hot enough and is writhing the right way as the gerbil thrashes around in her tight little ***, making her moan in absolute passion -- ARRRGH! getting carried away. Need to snap out of it!! Shouldn't be pulling it while using my computer....

And while arousal and **** aren't all that **** is about, it is still a part of it.

And who the **** would want to see the same old ditzy-bleach-headed-bimbo-suck-****-for-college(code word for "crack"-money schtick that's dime a ****** dozen in the **** world? It's always good to mix it up with some bizarre ***********.

Masturbating to ***********? I may not do that (often) but There are MANY people out there that will (I'm sure some users on here - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - would FLIP over the site of a horse ****)
I had to laugh my *** off just reading about the gerbil thing. :D Your totally right on that one.

I didn't know there were *********** fetishes. You learn something gross just about everyday around here. :D

 

TommyGun1928

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I had to laugh my *** off just reading about the gerbil thing. :D Your totally right on that one. I didn't know there were *********** fetishes. You learn something gross just about everyday around here. :D
You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the ****** of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far:

-An octapus

-A gerbil

-A 2-foot *****

-A myriad of cartoon tentacles

-Their brother's *****

-Half an orange

-Several (chicken) eggs

-A (Japanese) newspaper

-A fist

-A flagpole

-If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention

 
You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the ****** of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far:
-An octapus

-A gerbil

-A 2-foot *****

-A myriad of cartoon tentacles

-Their brother's *****

-Half an orange

-Several (chicken) eggs

-A (Japanese) newspaper

-A fist

-A flagpole

-If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention
A light bulb

A glass jar

A nailfile

A cellphone

A jeweler's drill

 

TommyGun1928

New member
A light bulbA glass jar

A nailfile

A cellphone

A jeweler's drill
Oh, come on! Now you're just making this up as you go along!

But I am intruiged by the cellphone idea. Like, what if you're at a movie where you're not allowed one, but are expecting an urgent phonecall... you can stick it up your behind, and the vibrations will cause a bowel movement, causing you to **** it out and respond!

Genious.

 

Cogito Ergo Sum

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Oh, come on! Now you're just making this up as you go along!
But I am intruiged by the cellphone idea. Like, what if you're at a movie where you're not allowed one, but are expecting an urgent phonecall... you can stick it up your behind, and the vibrations will cause a bowel movement, causing you to **** it out and respond!

Genious.
(Obviously, this post was spelled by one.) :rolleyes:

Well I can't hold it too much against him, afterall he is just another Canuk. It's not his fault he grew up that way. :eek:

 

ImWithStupid

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You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the ****** of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far:
-An octapus

-A gerbil

-A 2-foot *****

-A myriad of cartoon tentacles

-Their brother's *****

-Half an orange

-Several (chicken) eggs

-A (Japanese) newspaper

-A fist

-A flagpole

-If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention
I saw a video with one Japanese chick loading another one's *** with little minnow sized fish, with a funnel. She then shot them out into a cup.

 

Cogito Ergo Sum

New member
I saw a video with one Japanese chick loading another one's *** with little minnow sized fish, with a funnel. She then shot them out into a cup.
Must be the after effects of the 2 nuclear bombs detonated over Japan. Long term radiation poisoning is a terrible thing. :rolleyes:

 

TommyGun1928

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(Obviously, this post was spelled by one.) :rolleyes:
Well I can't hold it too much against him, afterall he is just another Canuk. It's not his fault he grew up that way. :eek:
You can't flame me just because of country from which I came. That's just stereotyping, which is not far from racism. You confuse 'spelling' with 'typing', and so help me *** if I am human and make typos. You make them all the time, and out of common courtesy, the real members of this forum dismiss this as being simply human error and don't flame you because of it. Had they done so, it would be simply moronic.

Must be the after effects of the 2 nuclear bombs detonated over Japan. Long term radiation poisoning is a terrible thing.
Not true. The places bombed in Japan are not facing any negative after-effects from the nuclear explosions. Some say that they are actually living longer and better. That's a different argument, though.

 

Cogito Ergo Sum

New member
You can't flame me just because of country from which I came. That's just stereotyping, which is not far from racism.
Sure I can. I just did. Racist? Me? Sometimes, yes.

Not true. The places bombed in Japan are not facing any negative after-effects from the nuclear explosions. Some say that they are actually living longer and better. That's a different argument, though.
Sarcasam and tongue in cheek is unfortunately, wasted on you.

 

RoyalOrleans

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You can't flame me just because of country from which I came. That's just stereotyping, which is not far from racism. You confuse 'spelling' with 'typing', and so help me *** if I am human and make typos. You make them all the time, and out of common courtesy, the real members of this forum dismiss this as being simply human error and don't flame you because of it. Had they done so, it would be simply moronic.
So I take it, you don't get out too often?

By the way, **********, CES is a real member. He's a sponser and a moderator. So don't you go calling him anything other than "sir".

 
Oh, come on! Now you're just making this up as you go along!
But I am intruiged by the cellphone idea. Like, what if you're at a movie where you're not allowed one, but are expecting an urgent phonecall... you can stick it up your behind, and the vibrations will cause a bowel movement, causing you to **** it out and respond!

Genious.

Actually I'm not making that up at all.

The lightbulb incident happened quite recently. It should be somewhere in the daily rotten.

I read an article in some magazine about an elderly man who stuffed a glass jar in there to relieve constipation or some **** (no pun intended) like that. I read about the jeweler's drill and the nailfile in the same one. (the article was about weird things removed from the human body)

The cellphone incident happened a few years back, and I guess some fat woman had a small one and she sat on it and got it lodged in her *** without knowing. She found the phone by calling it.

 

phreakwars

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The cellphone incident happened a few years back, and I guess some fat woman had a small one and she sat on it and got it lodged in her *** without knowing. She found the phone by calling it.
Did she have ****** reception ??.

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TommyGun1928

New member
Actually I'm not making that up at all.
The lightbulb incident happened quite recently. It should be somewhere in the daily rotten.

I read an article in some magazine about an elderly man who stuffed a glass jar in there to relieve constipation or some **** (no pun intended) like that. I read about the jeweler's drill and the nailfile in the same one. (the article was about weird things removed from the human body)

The cellphone incident happened a few years back, and I guess some fat woman had a small one and she sat on it and got it lodged in her *** without knowing. She found the phone by calling it.
Well, that might have been possible assuming she was wearing no undergarments at the time, which for a large woman... tends to be a little on the disturbing side

 

ImWithStupid

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Well, that might have been possible assuming she was wearing no undergarments at the time, which for a large woman... tends to be a little on the disturbing side
Or exciting if you happen to be a "chubby chaser" like Cool_Dude. :D

 

kokorosenshi

New member
You don't even have to go to Japan to know about the other things that have managed to be inserted (very painfully, albeit) into the ****** of countless women. To my knowledge, they are so far:
-An octapus

-A gerbil

-A 2-foot *****

-A myriad of cartoon tentacles

-Their brother's *****

-Half an orange

-Several (chicken) eggs

-A (Japanese) newspaper

-A fist

-A flagpole

-If you can think of anything else, you are more disturbed than I, and must seek medical attention
umm, out of curiosity, you wouldnt know where that video of a woman with a 2 foot ***** is at

and i honestly wont belive that someone have been able to put any of that, unless its something small

 

Vortex

New member
Did she have ****** reception ??.

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AHAHAhhhhh!! Nice one!

backtracking phreak...and not to dreail the thread...

Your from nebraska and were on bbs systems...were you on Mages Inn back in the day? (13 line bbs out of omaha)?

curious cuz i was on that...and was a lol...remember this term.."sygop" **** i may even have that term spelled incorrectly..but i thinkts thats what it was called...

 
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