The Oracle ! !

[fullauto]

Yes my children... Ask me anything! I will consult Enki and get right back to you...

(Whoosh)

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Why is there interstate highways in Hawaii?

 

[ToriAllen]

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

That's an easy one. That is just in case they ever decide to build a bridge from Hawaii to California.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

That's an easy one. That is just in case they ever decide to build a bridge from Hawaii to California.

You're delirious.

 

[ToriAllen]

You're delirious.

You asked...

 

[RoyalOrleans]

You asked...

I didn't ask you.

 

[ToriAllen]

I didn't ask you.

Too bad. The Oracle is on vacation, so now you are dealing with me.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Too bad. The Oracle is on vacation, so now you are dealing with me.

But, you don't have an oracle?!?!

 

[ToriAllen]

But, you don't have an oracle?!?!

Are you kidding? I'm a woman. I have an innate Oracle.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Are you kidding? I'm a woman. I have an innate Oracle.

So you're a she-male? I'd be cool with it, but so long as I have the fatter *****.

 

[fullauto]

Why is there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Enki says because people are inherently stupid and conformist... They know it sounds stupid, and makes little sense, but "that's what we called all those other really big roads!"

Avoid these People!

 

[fullauto]

Too bad. The Oracle is on vacation, so now you are dealing with me.

The Oracle is NEVER on vacation! (Whirling wind picks up)

But He has to pay his bills until the rest of the world realizes he's really smart and elects him supreme chancellor of the world...

ASK AWAY ! ! ! (Whoosh!)

 

[ToriAllen]

So you're a she-male? I'd be cool with it, but so long as I have the fatter *****.

You are so cheesy.

 

[ToriAllen]

The Oracle is NEVER on vacation! (Whirling wind picks up)
But He has to pay his bills until the rest of the world realizes he's really smart and elects him supreme chancellor of the world...

ASK AWAY ! ! ! (Whoosh!)

Why has this 'all seeing eye' not given you the lotto numbers?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

You are so cheesy.

If that's what you kids are calling it these days, I'm cool with it.

 

[fullauto]

Why has this 'all seeing eye' not given you the lotto numbers?

The all seeing eye cannot observe the future, but instead it gives you a complete and clear view of the past and present, which can guide you in the future!

Besides, the lotto is rigged! lol

 

[Komrade Vostok Hazard]

What does Enki look like naked?

why does Superman stand still when people shoot him but yet he ducks when people throw stuff at him?

Is it ok to have a fantasy that involves a German sheppard, a thai ladyboy, roofies and a bottle of ripple '89?

 

[smutt butt]

Why am i so **** good-looking when there are so many ugly *** people walking around?

 

[smutt butt]

What does Enki look like naked?
why does Superman stand still when people shoot him but yet he ducks when people throw stuff at him?

Is it ok to have a fantasy that involves a German sheppard, a thai ladyboy, roofies and a bottle of ripple '89?

that superman question is a good one.

as for the other one, just go for it and then post about how it was.