The Oracle ! !
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fullauto
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Enki is 6'1" blonde hair and blue eyes... Don't know what he's like naked but see below... there is an ancient bust of him in black and white...
Superman stand still for bullets and ducks when people throw **** at him because the bullets are fake, but if a real lamp hit him, it would be hard to pull off the "that doesn't hurt' look with blood running down your lip!
Any fantasy is OK, as long as it doesn't involve my mother!
Cogito Ergo Sum
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Umm, with regards to that "wind"...have you ever tried Beano?
Sounds like you have a problem with intestinal gas. It's okay. It's not your fault.
Squirts GF air freshner at computer monitor
tiredofwhiners
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I work with a beano oh wait maybe it a beaner...humm
Cogito Ergo Sum
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Come on Oracle...lay it down for us...
Is the Bible true?
Will all mankind eventually be saved?
Where did Cain get his wife?
Why do innocents suffer?
Am I good enough to go to Heaven?
Does archaeology verify the Bible?
How do dinosaurs fit with the Bible?
Biblically, how can stars be millions of light-years away?
How can I deal with sexual addictions?
How can I experience forgiveness?
Can I lose my salvation?
Can I find my virginity?
Is the Bible true?
Will all mankind eventually be saved?
Where did Cain get his wife?
Why do innocents suffer?
Am I good enough to go to Heaven?
Does archaeology verify the Bible?
How do dinosaurs fit with the Bible?
Biblically, how can stars be millions of light-years away?
How can I deal with sexual addictions?
How can I experience forgiveness?
Can I lose my salvation?
Can I find my virginity?
fullauto
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The bible is not truth per se... It is a very loose interpretation of many much older texts translated and abridged to benefit those in power at the time of its many reinterpretations...
Probably not... we are much to stupid to save ourselves... And any '***' that claims to want to save us, has only our destruction in mind..
Cain (Scion,Kayne,Kay'in) Was not the only Adapite to be expelled from the garden in E.din... This truth was one of the casualties of the rewritten books...
The innocent suffer because Yahweh is an absentee landlord... He has tried to destroy man 3 times in the past and failed because Enki (Satan) foiled his plans each time... He eventually gave up and left earth after setting in motion a constant struggle for the hearts and minds of men and nobles, that would perpetuate his plans in his absents... He will be back...
Going to heaven is not something there are rules about... Being good or bad has nothing to do with it... It's basically political... The gods who occupy heaven are no more moral than we are as a whole... Even if they see the 'divine spark' in you, your entrance into heaven can be either met with heavenly light, or you can be herded into an oven and burned for being 'partially divine'... depending on which *** you talk to...
Modern archaeology confirms that the bible,Torah,Qu'ran,Rig Veda, etc... are loosely based on something we can't understand in modern times based on a rather severe case of planetary amnesia... Many findings in other fields of science however are beginning to confirm much of the original texts, but even then, their facts are disputed by both religious zealots, and science as a whole due to the filter modern science has on it but claims it doesn't... They are both wrong...
They don't... everything described in the bible are based on things that happened between 450,000 BC and 3,760 BC... Dinosaurs did not exist then...
The bible was misinterpreted... The earth is MUCH older than it claims... and the universe was not made in 6 days... The first city on earth by the gods was built in 6 days by Enki, but even then, that was six of there days (9.9 years each to us)... The first city was built in about 60 years to us, with a 10 year break...
Satisfy them... MOST humans are half man, half divine... or a mix of the two depending on breeding... Sexual desire is a large part of both halves... Just make sure to find a willing partner... Yahweh raped a woman once, and was put on trial for it... So it is both a godly problem, and a punishable one... by both man and gods...
First... Admit your transgressions and forgive yourself... But be careful about forgiving others...
NO one is saved... During the rapture, we will all die a horrible death... THEN, supposedly, the saved souls will rise to heaven... But that's just a ruse... Yahweh just wants his planet back...
Die, go to the guff, and come back... But you won't remember it...Most people don't anyways....
fullauto
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Actually... Women are a complete mystery... EVEN TO THE ORACLE ! ! ! (whoosh!)
Men is western society have lost all respect due to them... We cause all problems, Fix nothing, are no more useful than **** on a bull... well according to our culture that is... For further understanding read this
It is a plan hatched by communist to create a society of young people with absolutely no respect for any kind of authority... Once this is achieved (almost done), Western society will be overthrown and all differences in people and culture will be erased and everyone will be thrown into the collective **** storm as a number... All individuality will be erased, and you will realize after it is too late that your culture has fallen victim to the greatest plot ever to be hatched by one civilization against another... Listen to George Lincoln Rockwell's speech at Brown University... Many of the plot's intricacies are spelled out in it, even if it's mired with BS... 1st Part/2nd Part(whoosh!)
OmegaManiac
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Can the oracle suck my *****?
ToriAllen
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I'll take this one...
There are several reasons for this...
Women experience longer ******* that are less intense than those of a man.
There is also the fact that men reach ****** every time they have intercourse, where as women sometimes don't. It evens things out a bit.
Men also have more sensation during the actual act than women, due to a larger surface area of nerves.
And finally...
When faking an ****** it is really difficult to judge how long we should 'hold it out for', so it is sometimes exaggerated.
Seriously, I haven't noticed 'that big' of a time difference. If you are referring to multiple *******, men can have them, too.
fullauto
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because we allow it to happen... Our society has been funneled into a minority rule camp... it's the first stage of What Churchill called the great Communist conspiracy... (1st Part/2nd Part)
Edit: btw... you can say ****** here... I say it all the time...
EG: "****** ******s!"
WHOOOOooooooosh.......
Tex
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Very true. Why do people waste so much money on these so-called technological advances that the media has convinced us we need?
It's simplicity itself to boil an egg to perfection without costly eggtimers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, you just phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
Piece of ****.