phreakwars
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- Feb 8, 2005
Joe gets up at 6:00 AM to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full
of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water
quality standards.
He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His
medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their
safety and that they would work as advertised.
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical
plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid
medical insurance, that Joe now gets too.
He prepares his morning breakfast-bacon and eggs today. Joe's bacon is safe
to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing
industry.
Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo. His bottle is
properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents
because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his
body and how?many chemicals it?contained.
Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is
cleaner because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries
from polluting our air.
He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work;
it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see,
some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives
everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medical
benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union
members fought and died for these working standards.
Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his
employeesto call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed
he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal
didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It's noon time. Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills.
Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted
to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking
system before the depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market
federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the
government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over
his life-time.
Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm
home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad's; his car is
among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety
standards.
He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the
house financed by Farmers Home Administration (FHA) because bankers didn't
want to make rural loans.
The house didn't have electricity until some big government liberal stuck
his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those
rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark)
He is happy to see his dad, who is now retired. His dad lives on Social
Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take
care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.
After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home. He
turns on a radio talk show. The host keeps saying that liberals are bad and
conservatives are good. (He doesn't tell Joe that his beloved Republicans
have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his
day)
Joe agrees. "We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives;
after all, I'm a self made man who believes everyone should take care of
themselves, just like I have."
.
.
of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water
quality standards.
He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His
medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their
safety and that they would work as advertised.
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical
plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid
medical insurance, that Joe now gets too.
He prepares his morning breakfast-bacon and eggs today. Joe's bacon is safe
to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing
industry.
Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo. His bottle is
properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents
because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his
body and how?many chemicals it?contained.
Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is
cleaner because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries
from polluting our air.
He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work;
it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see,
some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives
everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medical
benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union
members fought and died for these working standards.
Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his
employeesto call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed
he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal
didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It's noon time. Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills.
Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted
to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking
system before the depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market
federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the
government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over
his life-time.
Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm
home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dad's; his car is
among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety
standards.
He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the
house financed by Farmers Home Administration (FHA) because bankers didn't
want to make rural loans.
The house didn't have electricity until some big government liberal stuck
his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those
rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark)
He is happy to see his dad, who is now retired. His dad lives on Social
Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take
care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.
After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home. He
turns on a radio talk show. The host keeps saying that liberals are bad and
conservatives are good. (He doesn't tell Joe that his beloved Republicans
have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his
day)
Joe agrees. "We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives;
after all, I'm a self made man who believes everyone should take care of
themselves, just like I have."
.
.