Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:04:54 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
bloviated:

>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
>><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
>>>>>>
>>>>>><pats head>
>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>>>>>
>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
>>>>
>>>><tap tap tap>
>>>>Is this on?
>>>>
>>>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
>>>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
>>>>
>>>>Squat
>>>>Zip
>>>>Nada
>>>>
>>>>This has a plus/minus error of
>>>>
>>>>Squat
>>>>Zip
>>>>Nada
>>>>
>>>>The exit poll numbers predict:
>>>>
>>>>Squat
>>>>Zip
>>>>Nada
>>>>
>>>>This has an error rate of:
>>>>
>>>>Squat
>>>>Zip
>>>>Nada
>>>>
>>>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
>>>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
>>>>
>>>>Back pedalling may now commence.
>>>
>>> snork
>>>
>>>I demand a recount.
>>
>>+40 hours and the official count is:
>>
>>Squat
>>Zip
>>Nada
>
>Never let kook hope die.
>
>Jade

Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone. I am guessing he was not
planning on it being Dimmy.


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[K. A. Cannon]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
<fghcg31rt9ea0bignus9jris17vht647gl@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Fri, 05
Oct 2007 14:25:34 GMT:

>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:04:54 -0400, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>bloviated:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
>>><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><pats head>
>>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
>>>>>
>>>>><tap tap tap>
>>>>>Is this on?
>>>>>
>>>>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
>>>>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
>>>>>
>>>>>Squat
>>>>>Zip
>>>>>Nada
>>>>>
>>>>>This has a plus/minus error of
>>>>>
>>>>>Squat
>>>>>Zip
>>>>>Nada
>>>>>
>>>>>The exit poll numbers predict:
>>>>>
>>>>>Squat
>>>>>Zip
>>>>>Nada
>>>>>
>>>>>This has an error rate of:
>>>>>
>>>>>Squat
>>>>>Zip
>>>>>Nada
>>>>>
>>>>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
>>>>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
>>>>>
>>>>>Back pedalling may now commence.
>>>>
>>>> snork
>>>>
>>>>I demand a recount.
>>>
>>>+40 hours and the official count is:
>>>
>>>Squat
>>>Zip
>>>Nada
>>
>>Never let kook hope die.
>>
>>Jade
>
>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone. I am guessing he was not
>planning on it being Dimmy.

I think the polling organization has a hidden agenda!!

--
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kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

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It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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[bubbles]

On Oct 3, 8:48 pm, The 2-Belo <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp>
wrote:

> >Sometimes it can be hard to muster up enough bile to construct a flame.
>
> I pause here to listen to the rustling clatter of alt.flame posters rushing to
> be the first to alter their .sigs appropriately.

Clatter, rustle, SPLASH , damn. I spilled coffee all over my header/
footer.


--bubbles

"Sometimes it can be hard to muster up enough bile to construct a
flame." - some Usenet kook

 

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:51:56 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, K. A. Cannon
<kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
><fghcg31rt9ea0bignus9jris17vht647gl@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Fri, 05
>Oct 2007 14:25:34 GMT:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:04:54 -0400, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>bloviated:
>>
>>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
>>>><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>><pats head>
>>>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
>>>>>>
>>>>>><tap tap tap>
>>>>>>Is this on?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
>>>>>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This has a plus/minus error of
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The exit poll numbers predict:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This has an error rate of:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>
>>>>>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
>>>>>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Back pedalling may now commence.
>>>>>
>>>>> snork
>>>>>
>>>>>I demand a recount.
>>>>
>>>>+40 hours and the official count is:
>>>>
>>>>Squat
>>>>Zip
>>>>Nada
>>>
>>>Never let kook hope die.
>>>
>>>Jade
>>
>>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone. I am guessing he was not
>>planning on it being Dimmy.
>
>I think the polling organization has a hidden agenda!!

Same as day one.

Squat
Zip
Nada

And that is just posts by Dimmy.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Holly]

On Oct 3, 11:56 pm, Art Deco <e...@caballista.org> wrote:
> Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:06:04 -0400, K.A.Cannon wrote:
>
> >> On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:59:13 +0100, Timmay!
> >> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
> >>>Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >>>>Timmay! wrote:
> >>>>> Meat Plow <m...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>
> >>>>>><snip froth and foam>
>
> >>>>>>> Shall I write the spank claim now?
>
> >>>>>>Ruff, ruff.
>
> >>>>> [throws stick]
>
> >>>>> Fetch!
>
> >>>>Now /THAT'S/ a flame!
>
> >>>>When shall I throw in the towel?
>
> >>>If you're only wearing that over your disgusting fat body, never.
>
> >> Fat flames in a textual medium where nobody sees anybody.
> >> Whoa...witness the flaming greatness the Thorninator!
>
> >What did you expect from a text book lamer?
>
> A classic erroneous presupposition.


Hey! Where are you? Don't you be taking off for Yahweh knows where.
You have a civic duty to fulfill here. I'm counting on you.

The One and Only, Holly

PS Do you like Turkey Hill Ice Cream? Try the Duetto, Mango Venice
Ice ~

>
> --
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> as designated by Brad Guth
> COOSN-266-06-39716- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

 

[Aratzio]

On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:34:20 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:51:56 -0400, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, K. A. Cannon
><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
>><fghcg31rt9ea0bignus9jris17vht647gl@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Fri, 05
>>Oct 2007 14:25:34 GMT:
>>
>>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:04:54 -0400, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>>>bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
>>>>><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
>>>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>><pats head>
>>>>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>><tap tap tap>
>>>>>>>Is this on?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
>>>>>>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>This has a plus/minus error of
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The exit poll numbers predict:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>This has an error rate of:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
>>>>>>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Back pedalling may now commence.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> snork
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I demand a recount.
>>>>>
>>>>>+40 hours and the official count is:
>>>>>
>>>>>Squat
>>>>>Zip
>>>>>Nada
>>>>
>>>>Never let kook hope die.
>>>>
>>>>Jade
>>>
>>>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone. I am guessing he was not
>>>planning on it being Dimmy.
>>
>>I think the polling organization has a hidden agenda!!
>
>Same as day one.
>
>Squat
>Zip
>Nada
>
>And that is just posts by Dimmy.

Same as day one.

Squat
Zip
Nada

Oh where, oh where, has lil Dimmy gone.

Three whole days, not even a squeak.



--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Jason Gortician - Libertarian for]

(Directed at SuzieFlame)

Shitty abstract aside (erm, what do they call the synopsis of a business
plan, again?), I should now point out that the business model I was
pitching has been adopted by Nintendo, GameTap, and Microsoft.

And I had the pleasure of telling Trip Hawkins "I told you so!" in email.



--
http://www.bedoper.com
Nerdcore Hip-Hop | Reptilian Watch | The Revenge of BeOS?

The Nerdcore Hip-Hop Compilation CD Project
http://www.rhymetorrents.com

 

[Timmay!]

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>
>>>What's the phrase I'm looking for here?
>>
>> If it goes to form, something about irony meters.
>
>What page of your lame handbook did this come from?

Most alt.flamers, hell, even Stevie Wonder has noticed your tendency
to consistently answer posts with the oft-used irony meter line.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

Peter J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
[...]
>> You're an extremely ugly ginger Scot.
>
>Yes, that's my opinion of my looks.

<guffaw>

>It baffles me that the ladies seem to disagree.

Halloween must be the only night of the year a woman will talk to you
without you spiking her drink.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
[...]
>>>When shall I throw in the towel?
>>
>>If you're only wearing that over your disgusting fat body, never.
>
>Fat flames in a textual medium where nobody sees anybody.
>Whoa...witness the flaming greatness the Thorninator!

"STFU Fat Boi."
<f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

There must be a pile of rotting toes under your desk by now.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
[...]
>>>Really? How can you be sure? Oh, that's right, you follow people
>>>around usenet.
>>
>>Sharon said the same thing and she got spanked over it. Every time she
>>plucks up the courage to post to alt.flame, she finds me there to punt
>>her back into oblivion.
>
>Be advised I am ~not~ gonna fork over any rent money for the space I
>occupy in your head.

I've still not managed to work out whether you're comfortable with
being proven a liar or you are actually that paranoid you believe I'm
following you around Usenet. Its probably a bit of both.

--
Timmay!

"You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>

 

[Timmay!]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Haw Haw!
>>>>>
>>>>><pats head>
>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>>>>
>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
>>>
>>>2 Hours: <crickets> (maybe your fellow kooks will be along)
>>
>>You're spanked...
>
>You could not tell a spank

I can smell a spankard a continent away. You're the genuine article.
My 517 line post destroyed any credibility you had left. I picked you
apart like a buzzard does a dead impala. The content of that post has
left you with no alternative but to snip and run.

Now continue to snip and run like the gutless weasel you are.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone.

The proof of your spank is in that 517 line post. It destroyed you and
you fled. I really don't blame you for running away from it. You dug
yourself into a hole and there didn't appear to be any way for you to
extricate yourself from it without everyone laughing at you.

I 'started' the poll because I wanted to see how many other spankards
you could muster up to help you out in this difficult time.

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>>
>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>>
>>>>Haw Haw!
>>>
>>><pats head>
>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>>
>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
>
>Been to the emergency room yet?

We call them 'hospitals' here, but thank you for your concern.
Unfortunately for you I've not damaged my foot kicking you around
alt.flame. Maybe they can help you repair your shattered ego and leave
you in a fit state to reply to that 517 line post?

It is with a delicious sense of irony I note that you've been a busy
little bee the last couple of days. You seem to have posted far in
excess of 517 lines following up mine and others posts. Its nice to
have a few friends around to show support in a time of need, isn't it?

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>Three whole days, not even a squeak.

Isn't it sweet to know that loved ones devotedly count the days you
are away from them. Didya miss me, Susan?

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[Timmay!]

The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
[...]
>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>
>Painting the same picture, over and over.

You're ashamed of being short, aren't you? It must be a recurring
theme through your life. You don't get the same breaks as other people
because once they meet you in person, you'll automatically become that
angry little guy who rants and raves when people make jokes about your
height. You've gone to enormous steps to combat it. You emigrated to
Japan where your height wouldn't be big an issue, but you found they
all look down on you too. And this has brought you to alt.flame
because you think here people won't laugh at you.

<guffaw>

--
Timmay!

Kook of the Month May 1999
Golden Killfile Sept 1999
Looney Maroon Dec 1998
Looney Maroon Feb 1999
Palmjob Paddle Nov 1999
Palmjob Paddle Oct 2000
George Pickett Sept 2000
George Pickett Oct 2000
Busted Urinal Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Tar & Feathers Award
Kook Kard Deck, Three of Spades

 

[mariposas rand mair fheal greykitt]

In article <pipig3d5m4sv3gjpb3lbmv2hpm8ug0ake0@4ax.com>,
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

> Peter J Ross <pjr@example.invalid> wrote:
> >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> [...]
> >> You're an extremely ugly ginger Scot.
> >
> >Yes, that's my opinion of my looks.
>
> <guffaw>
>
> >It baffles me that the ladies seem to disagree.
>
> Halloween must be the only night of the year a woman will talk to you
> without you spiking her drink.

i thought britishers do guy fawkes instead of halloween

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world

 

[Aratzio]

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:08:15 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>[...]
>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>>
>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>
>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you? It must be a recurring
>theme through your life. You don't get the same breaks as other people
>because once they meet you in person, you'll automatically become that
>angry little guy who rants and raves when people make jokes about your
>height. You've gone to enormous steps to combat it. You emigrated to
>Japan where your height wouldn't be big an issue, but you found they
>all look down on you too. And this has brought you to alt.flame
>because you think here people won't laugh at you.
>
><guffaw>

Poor Dimmy, how did you poll go?

Still awaiting you first vote?

The run and hide for 4 days was a masterful stroke. Not that it was
unexpected.

That ego of yours just can't help but overload that less than average
IQ of yours and force you to do something stupid.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Aratzio]

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:07:13 +0100, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
>>>>>>
>>>>>><pats head>
>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>>>>>
>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
>>>>
>>>>2 Hours: <crickets> (maybe your fellow kooks will be along)
>>>
>>>You're spanked...
>>
>>You could not tell a spank
>

<after 4 days of hiding, Dimmy returns, snipping froups, delusions of
grandeur and lame as ever>

>I can smell a spankard a continent away.

The overpowering miasma of that exudes from your pores 24/7 would
indicate a more local origin.

>You're the genuine article.

>My 517 line post

<And yet he still wonders why he is seen as a frothing loon>

>destroyed any credibility you had left. I picked you
>apart like a buzzard does a dead impala. The content of that post has
>left you with no alternative but to snip and run.
>
>Now continue to snip and run like the gutless weasel you are.

How did your poll turn out for you? Maybe the lurkers emailed you
support.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Aratzio]

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:07:37 +0100, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone.
>

<snip standard "I WIN!">

Squat
Zip
Nada

No one, not even a kook came to your defense, Dimmy.

That was just a sad, you beg for help from af twice and only Bumble
poked his head up that one time. So not getting the hint, you begged
for help from usenet as a whole.

Squat
Zip
Nada

Truly ignominious, even for you.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2