Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.

On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:17:34 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone.
>>>
>>>The proof of your spank is in that 517 line post. It destroyed you and
>>>you fled. I really don't blame you for running away from it. You dug
>>>yourself into a hole and there didn't appear to be any way for you to
>>>extricate yourself from it without everyone laughing at you.
>>>
>>>I 'started' the poll because I wanted to see how many other spankards
>>>you could muster up to help you out in this difficult time.
>>
>><snip standard "I WIN!">
>
>I can see why you snipped that, you gutless coward.

Yeah, boredom from reading you bloviate the same dreck.

Your begging for help is better reading. The unintentional humor is
lost on you, I'm sure.

>
>>No one, not even a kook came to your defense, Dimmy.
>
>You're a punching bag, Sally. The only way you'd hit anyone is if they
>punched you so hard you'd swing back and hit them.

How many people came to your aid when you whined for help, Dimmy?

Not once but 3 times, Dimmy.

Sad you could not do this on your own and were reduced to such a
pitiable state.

I did like your predicted "made you post" defense.


>
>>That was just a sad, you beg for help from af twice and only Bumble
>>poked his head up that one time.
>
>Campbell's jealousy is not surprising. Seeing you getting booted
>around alt.flame by me makes his green eyes burn very bright.

So you admit you were begging for help. Sort of makes all those nice
delusions of yours, moot. Maybe if you could put them on Mute you
could get over having to beg for help.
 
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:18 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
>>>>>>
>>>>>><pats head>
>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
>>>>>
>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
>>>>
>>>>Been to the emergency room yet?
>>
>><Dimmy not realizing where an emergency room would be located declares
>>his ignorance>
>
<dimmy whining>
So Dimmy why would you imagine an Emergency room anywhere other than a
hospital?

>
>>>We call them 'hospitals' here, but thank you for your concern.
>>
>>How many stitches? Was it a through and through or did they did the
>>bullet out?
>
><watches tumbleweed roll through this part of the post>

Yeah, that famous Dimmy wit , I bet you were giggling like a little
school girl, when you saw a typo.

>
>>>Unfortunately for you I've not damaged my foot kicking you around
>>>alt.flame.
>>
>><As predicted "I WIN!">
>

<as predicted "I WIN!!!!!">

Yeah that whole "HELP ME HELP ME" thing you did, quite the stand up
and shout "WINNAH!" accomplishment.

>
>>Yes, that begging for anyone to come to your aid was painful to watch.
>

<I WIN!!!!>

Wow Dimmy, do you imagine if you scream impotently enough times it
becomes the truth?

>
>>>Maybe they can help you repair your shattered ego and leave
>>>you in a fit state to reply to that 517 line post?
>>
>>Just a bit ago it was "My 517 line post", now it is "that 517 line post"
>

<I WIN!!!!>

How did that Poll work out?
 
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:25 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>Kevin...

<Dimmy tries to change subject>

Squat
Zip
Nada

5 days and there does not appear to be anyone willing to save poor
Dimmy from the assault upon his own foot.

Is there no one willing to stand up and speak for that pathetic
creature.
OH, THE HUMANITY!
 
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:30 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>[...]
>>>Now continue to snip and run like the gutless weasel you are.
>>
>>How did your poll turn out for you? Maybe the lurkers emailed you
>>support.
>
>Well done. Keep obeying my commands, Miranda.

Wow, another "made you post" claim.

Quite the terror of the keyboard, in your own mind.

So who exactly has come out in your favor in the pathetic whine for
moral support?

Was there even a sock puppet of unknown origin? One of your fellow
kooks? Anyone from alt.flame?

What's that, no one? Not even a lurker email? Nothing.

Dayam, that is just so pathetic.
 
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:51:28 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:30 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>[...]
>>>>Now continue to snip and run like the gutless weasel you are.
>>>
>>>How did your poll turn out for you? Maybe the lurkers emailed you
>>>support.
>>
>>Well done. Keep obeying my commands, Miranda.
>
>Wow, another "made you post" claim.

It's still the best he can do.

>
>Quite the terror of the keyboard, in your own mind.
>
>So who exactly has come out in your favor in the pathetic whine for
>moral support?
>
>Was there even a sock puppet of unknown origin? One of your fellow
>kooks? Anyone from alt.flame?
>
>What's that, no one? Not even a lurker email? Nothing.
>
>Dayam, that is just so pathetic.


Poor timmy.
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On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:16:20 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>What's the phrase I'm looking for here?
>>>>>
>>>>> If it goes to form, something about irony meters.
>>>>
>>>>What page of your lame handbook did this come from?
>>>
>>>Most alt.flamers, hell, even Stevie Wonder has noticed your tendency
>>>to consistently answer posts with the oft-used irony meter line.
>>
>>That's what I thought.
>
> So why do you constantly repeat

WARNING! EXTREME LEVELS OF IRONY DETECTED! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR ALCOTROLL
LABS TURBO IRONY METER WHILE IT PROCESSES THIS ATOMIC BLAST OF TIMMAY!
IRONY! SEVER BURNS MAY RESULT!

heh
 
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:30 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
> [...]
>>>Now continue to snip and run like the gutless weasel you are.
>>
>>How did your poll turn out for you? Maybe the lurkers emailed you
>>support.
>
> Well done. Keep obeying my commands, Miranda.

Let's see, who else besides the 16 year old mental midget Perkoff posts
these "I made you post that" lames?

heh
 
Alcotroll Automated Poasting Daemon wrote:

> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:16:20 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>
>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>What's the phrase I'm looking for here?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If it goes to form, something about irony meters.
>>>>>
>>>>>What page of your lame handbook did this come from?
>>>>
>>>>Most alt.flamers, hell, even Stevie Wonder has noticed your tendency
>>>>to consistently answer posts with the oft-used irony meter line.
>>>
>>>That's what I thought.
>>
>> So why do you constantly repeat
>
> WARNING! EXTREME LEVELS OF IRONY DETECTED! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR ALCOTROLL
> LABS TURBO IRONY METER WHILE IT PROCESSES THIS ATOMIC BLAST OF TIMMAY!
> IRONY! SEVER BURNS MAY RESULT!
>
> heh

that's ironic. now hop back into your other nym.

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On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:06:02 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, Meat Plow
<meat@petitmorte.net> bloviated:

>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:30 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>> [...]
>>>>Now continue to snip and run like the gutless weasel you are.
>>>
>>>How did your poll turn out for you? Maybe the lurkers emailed you
>>>support.
>>
>> Well done. Keep obeying my commands, Miranda.
>
>Let's see, who else besides the 16 year old mental midget Perkoff posts
>these "I made you post that" lames?
>
>heh

[About Dimmy]
Dimmy, when not out begging for help, is known to spend hours each day
crafting unoriginal lames for incontinent spewing on usenet. In a
recent interview with Lamer Magazine,

Interviewer: Dimmy, where do you find time to insure your constant
lameness?
Dimmy: You wrote about me, I WIN!!!!
Interviewer: <retch> Dimmy, this is a tape recorder.
Dimmy: Made you record me, I WIN!!!!!!!!!
Interviewer: <inserts ear plugs> Dimmy, we asked you for an interview.
Dimmy: Made you look, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interviewer: <Takes drugs> Dimmy, that makes no sense.
Dimmy: I caused that, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interviewer: <shoots self>
Dimmy: I bored you to death, SPANK!!!!!!!!!
 
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:29:31 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:06:02 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, Meat Plow
> <meat@petitmorte.net> bloviated:
>
>>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:30 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>>
>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>> [...]
>>>>>Now continue to snip and run like the gutless weasel you are.
>>>>
>>>>How did your poll turn out for you? Maybe the lurkers emailed you
>>>>support.
>>>
>>> Well done. Keep obeying my commands, Miranda.
>>
>>Let's see, who else besides the 16 year old mental midget Perkoff posts
>>these "I made you post that" lames?
>>
>>heh
>
> [About Dimmy]
> Dimmy, when not out begging for help, is known to spend hours each day
> crafting unoriginal lames for incontinent spewing on usenet. In a
> recent interview with Lamer Magazine,
>
> Interviewer: Dimmy, where do you find time to insure your constant
> lameness?
> Dimmy: You wrote about me, I WIN!!!!
> Interviewer: <retch> Dimmy, this is a tape recorder.
> Dimmy: Made you record me, I WIN!!!!!!!!!
> Interviewer: <inserts ear plugs> Dimmy, we asked you for an interview.
> Dimmy: Made you look, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Interviewer: <Takes drugs> Dimmy, that makes no sense.
> Dimmy: I caused that, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Interviewer: <shoots self>
> Dimmy: I bored you to death, SPANK!!!!!!!!!

lol
 
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:46:49 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote in <o52lg3ha9pab2ma911q0svnvm9ck41brb3@4ax.com>:

>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:25 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>Kevin...
>
><Dimmy tries to change subject>
>
>Squat
>Zip
>Nada
>
>5 days and there does not appear to be anyone willing to save poor
>Dimmy from the assault upon his own foot.
>
>Is there no one willing to stand up and speak for that pathetic
>creature.
>OH, THE HUMANITY!

I'm not a big talker. But I can reload so he'll be ready to shoot the
other foot.

--
"Emmett, his name is Mark Grennan. You know where he lives. Take
your vengeance upon him for all the names he's called you. Hunt him
down and shoot him in the face. You know you want to do it. When
you're finished moping his brains off your shoes I'll give you
Sharon's address and you can do the same to her."

...Thorne advises a convicted stalker on parole...
Message-ID: <3ab644ae.4913932@news.alt.net>
 
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:21:52 -0400, Flying **** wrote:

> Alcotroll Automated Poasting Daemon wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:16:20 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>>
>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>What's the phrase I'm looking for here?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If it goes to form, something about irony meters.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What page of your lame handbook did this come from?
>>>>>
>>>>>Most alt.flamers, hell, even Stevie Wonder has noticed your tendency
>>>>>to consistently answer posts with the oft-used irony meter line.
>>>>
>>>>That's what I thought.
>>>
>>> So why do you constantly repeat
>>
>> WARNING! EXTREME LEVELS OF IRONY DETECTED! DO NOT TOUCH YOUR ALCOTROLL
>> LABS TURBO IRONY METER WHILE IT PROCESSES THIS ATOMIC BLAST OF TIMMAY!
>> IRONY! SEVER BURNS MAY RESULT!
>>
>> heh
>
> that's ironic. now hop back into your other nym.

That's my Alcotroll irony meter posting the warning, Jop Mockey. There
have been a few owners that have been burned while these things process
extreme levels of irony. Better that than the poor sot who died from
shrapnel when his inferior meter exploded. So I set mine up to warn the
public. BTW congrats on your new Kook Awards. How many did you walk off
with this month? 3?

heh
 
"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:5j7lg356eaobhl9240qaokmng02hj4uq32@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:06:02 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, Meat Plow
> <meat@petitmorte.net> bloviated:
>
> >On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:30 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
> >
> >> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
writing:
> >> [...]
> >>>>Now continue to snip and run like the gutless weasel you are.
> >>>
> >>>How did your poll turn out for you? Maybe the lurkers emailed you
> >>>support.
> >>
> >> Well done. Keep obeying my commands, Miranda.
> >
> >Let's see, who else besides the 16 year old mental midget Perkoff posts
> >these "I made you post that" lames?
> >
> >heh
>
> [About Dimmy]
> Dimmy, when not out begging for help, is known to spend hours each day
> crafting unoriginal lames for incontinent spewing on usenet. In a
> recent interview with Lamer Magazine,
>
> Interviewer: Dimmy, where do you find time to insure your constant
> lameness?
> Dimmy: You wrote about me, I WIN!!!!
> Interviewer: <retch> Dimmy, this is a tape recorder.
> Dimmy: Made you record me, I WIN!!!!!!!!!
> Interviewer: <inserts ear plugs> Dimmy, we asked you for an interview.
> Dimmy: Made you look, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Interviewer: <Takes drugs> Dimmy, that makes no sense.
> Dimmy: I caused that, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Interviewer: <shoots self>
> Dimmy: I bored you to death, SPANK!!!!!!!!!

LOL !
 
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:04:42 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio, Sharon
B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:46:49 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote in <o52lg3ha9pab2ma911q0svnvm9ck41brb3@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:25 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>Kevin...
>>
>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
>>
>>Squat
>>Zip
>>Nada
>>
>>5 days and there does not appear to be anyone willing to save poor
>>Dimmy from the assault upon his own foot.
>>
>>Is there no one willing to stand up and speak for that pathetic
>>creature.
>>OH, THE HUMANITY!
>
>I'm not a big talker. But I can reload so he'll be ready to shoot the
>other foot.

Sharon,
This is a serious issue. If Dimmy does not get someone to support
his delusional claims he may need to reevaluate his position within
the usenet community. The concept that no one takes him seriously was
not part of his world view. This may alter the fundamental thought
(head banging) processes that Dimmy appliess to usenet. His standard
claims of victory will not be enough, he will have to attach videos of
himself doing a victory dance. Do you, as a concerned netizen, wish to
be even partly responsible for an unsuspecting noob downloading and
viewing such a mind numbing display? Think of the damage that even one
viewing of Dimmy, dancing, could do. Imagine if it were to be released
on YouTube. A whole generation could be scarred for life. A lifetime
of drugs just to keep those images of Dimmy dressed in Rayon and
Double Knit from making them take hot curling irons to their eyes.

Have you no mercy woman?




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Aratzio totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>masterful stroke

puke Jesus, man, rephrase that, PLEASE.


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Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>[...]
>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah halfling.
>>
>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>
>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you

Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years you have never been
able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.

You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this insipid idea that
I fit the description, despite never having seen me; consequently you have never
been able to prove that I fit this description in the first place, and given a
sufficient explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.

So I present to you the

======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======

The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present incontrovertible proof that I
am short enough in physical stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and
this point alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.

In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between tall and short be
the classic "average height" commonly referred to in the Western world, which is
six feet (182 cm). Since you are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you
get a bee in your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this height
-- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many nines you damn well
wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.

If you are able to present data from official records that prove beyond a shadow
(a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any shorter than six feet tall, I
will formally apologize and spank out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole
victor. What a great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. ! Princess Leia will pin
a badge on your flabby chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare! You might
even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!

So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for you to post ANY
flame emitting more heat than the surface of Neptune, but especially I'm waiting
for you to quit shrieking the same thing again and again and get ON with it
already.

Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.

In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit other than
that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're ****ed. Plonk.
I don't have the time or the patience.

readies killfile

And... begin.


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The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:

> Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
> snot:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
>>>snot:
>>[...]
>>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah blah
>>>>halfling.
>>>
>>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
>>
>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>
> Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years you have
> never been able to come up with anything more interesting than this
> dead horse.
>
> You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this insipid
> idea that I fit the description, despite never having seen me;
> consequently you have never been able to prove that I fit this
> description in the first place, and given a sufficient explanation as
> to why this is a worthy flame.
>
> So I present to you the
>
> ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU SUPERCHALLENGE
> 2007======
>
> The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present incontrovertible
> proof that I am short enough in physical stature to warrant being
> yakked at on this point and this point alone, over and over, for
> nearly a decade.
>
> In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between tall and
> short be the classic "average height" commonly referred to in the
> Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you are a
> hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in your bonnet
> I will allow you to consider anything below this height -- up to and
> including 5'11.999999999999" or however many nines you damn well wish
> to tack onto the end -- as Hank the (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
>
> If you are able to present data from official records that prove
> beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
> shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank out of
> alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a great
> opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and the respect
> and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. ! Princess Leia will pin
> a badge on your flabby chest amongst a triumphant background fanfare!
> You might even get laid for the first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
>
> So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for you
> to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of Neptune, but
> especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking the same thing again
> and again and get ON with it already.
>
> Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
>
> In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual bullshit
> other than that which satisfies the terms of this SUPERCHALLENGE, and
> you're ****ed. Plonk. I don't have the time or the patience.
>
> readies killfile
>
> And... begin.
>
>

Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )

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On Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:44:32 +0900, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>Aratzio totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>masterful stroke
>
> puke Jesus, man, rephrase that, PLEASE.

Teach you to make me spew root beer, Mr. "Elephant with finger paint"
 
On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 10:02:26 +0000 (UTC)
"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
<jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote in
> news:accmg393oouc5osigrn8epf44nb17ijf1h@4ax.com:
>
> > Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
> > cloud of snot:
> >
> >>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
> >cloud of>>snot:
> >>[...]
> >>>>When I picture you I look down blah blah blah short blah blah
> >blah>>>halfling.
> >>>
> >>>Painting the same picture, over and over.
> >>
> >>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
> >
> > Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years you
> > have never been able to come up with anything more interesting
> > than this dead horse.
> >
> > You haven't ever defined what "short" is and why you have this
> > insipid idea that I fit the description, despite never having
> > seen me; consequently you have never been able to prove that I
> > fit this description in the first place, and given a sufficient
> > explanation as to why this is a worthy flame.
> >
> > So I present to you the
> >
> > ======THE 2-BELO IS SHORT? AND WHO GIVVAFOCK? PPOSTFU
> > SUPERCHALLENGE 2007======
> >
> > The rules are simple: You get one chance. Present
> > incontrovertible proof that I am short enough in physical
> > stature to warrant being yakked at on this point and this point
> > alone, over and over, for nearly a decade.
> >
> > In the interest of fairness I suggest that the "line" between
> > tall and short be the classic "average height" commonly referred
> > to in the Western world, which is six feet (182 cm). Since you
> > are a hysterically nitpicky son of a bitch when you get a bee in
> > your bonnet I will allow you to consider anything below this
> > height -- up to and including 5'11.999999999999" or however many
> > nines you damn well wish to tack onto the end -- as Hank the
> > (Late) Angry Drunken Dwarf.
> >
> > If you are able to present data from official records that prove
> > beyond a shadow (a long one, too! Har!) of a doubt that I am any
> > shorter than six feet tall, I will formally apologize and spank
> > out of alt.flame forever, with you as the sole victor. What a
> > great opportunity to gain your first real, concrete spank, and
> > the respect and admiration of newsgroups all over alt. !
> > Princess Leia will pin a badge on your flabby chest amongst a
> > triumphant background fanfare! You might even get laid for the
> > first time! You will r00L!!1!!!
> >
> > So get to it. I'm waiting. Well, I've been waiting for YEARS for
> > you to post ANY flame emitting more heat than the surface of
> > Neptune, but especially I'm waiting for you to quit shrieking
> > the same thing again and again and get ON with it already.
> >
> > Or you can shut up and go away. Your choice.
> >
> > In any case, you get one go at me; post any of the usual
> > bullshit other than that which satisfies the terms of this
> > SUPERCHALLENGE, and you're ****ed. Plonk. I don't have the time
> > or the patience.
> >
> > readies killfile
> >
> > And... begin.
> >
> >
>
> Nice rant, Billy Barty. ; )
>

Twobee is really 5'10.5" but he combs his hair real big...

Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns :)

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