Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.

Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>[...]
>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>
>>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years you have never been
>>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.
>
>I only brought up your height during the l









dial tone


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Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"
 
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:47:17 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:

> Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>[...]
>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>
>>>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years you have never been
>>>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.
>>
>>I only brought up your height during the l
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> dial tone

I suggest Caller ID, meself.

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smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

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United States of America meow Kitty?

--Matt
 
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:15:55 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Suzieflame <suzieflame@yachtmail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>[...]
>>>I look down the entirety of this thread and I don't see any thought
>>>from you at all. Its just a monotonous pile of recycled drivel. Your
>>>entire Usenet posting history is replete with such gems. You seem to
>>>be content with trying to match what has been posted.
>>
>>If I could match your talent in these matters, the world would be a
>>much shittier place. Hence, I don't stoop to conquer.
>
>You're just slumming it for a few rounds, eh?

I've been bored of you for more than a few years, Timbo, along with
almost all of Usenet.

>You <halt>

Why did you snip this?

"It is like watching a mentally defective 40 year old headbanging to
AC/DC on an airplane entertainment system, thrashing against his
restraints."

A little too close to the bone?

>poke your face in alt.flame, shuffle around in your size twelve high
>heels, turning sharply to waft the hem of your ill-fitting dress up,
>occasionally glancing in your mirror to see if your beard growth is
>noticable, dreaming of what it'd be like to be comfortable with your
>own body. So what are you? Post-op transsexual? Pre-op? Hermaphrodite?

Which combo would make your early hours fantasies more replete?

>>>I'm probably guilty of that too, but I thought you'd picked up the
>>>thread because you something new to say. Clearly not. You're just an
>>>echo from 1999.
>>
>>It is tragically funny to watch you in self-denial about being
>>arse-kicked across Usenet for about 1/4 of your life.
>
>So you haven't got anything new to say. Fair enough.

So you don't deny that you've been kicked across Usenet for a quarter
of your life? Fair enough, kook.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame
 
mimus totally sneezed all over alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk with a
withering cloud of snot:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:47:17 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:
>
>> Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>
>>>The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>>[...]
>>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you
>>>>
>>>>Rather, you are ashamed that for the past nine ****ing years you have never been
>>>>able to come up with anything more interesting than this dead horse.
>>>
>>>I only brought up your height during the l
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> dial tone
>
>I suggest Caller ID, meself.

forwards all calls from Thorne to the pre-recorded 120dB Scream Unit


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Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"
 
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 17:38:12 -0000
Bill Cleere <bcleere@gmail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Oct 9, 7:43 am, ___hw__f <snuhw...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> > Think Kim Jong Il with sideburns :)
>
> Yes!
>
> Arways must think of the Dear Reader!
>
> K to the J to the I to the L!!!!
>
He's too sexy for his missles...

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On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:21:38 -0400
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000, Jason Gortician - Libertarian
> for President 2012 wrote:
>
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> > news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
> >
> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
 
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:17:45 -0700
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:02:44 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, "Jason Gortician -
> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> got double
> secret probation for writing:
>
> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> >news:4d5ng314lir0pj5dpkn60qpb74r5eevpq5@4ax.com:
> >
> >> On Tue, 9 Oct 2007 08:43:37 -0600, in
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
 
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:45:11 GMT
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:16:20 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>
> >K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
> >>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
> >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
> >[...]
> >>>>>You're ashamed of being short, aren't you?
> >>>>
> >>>>Yep...it's easy to tell how tall or short you are on UseNet.
> >>>
> >>>"STFU Fat Boi."
> >>><f7eg1v$64p$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
> >>
> >>A thorne-ism:
> >>
> >>Repetition is the soul of flaming and originality should be
> >ignored.
> >
> >I've never seen anyone whine so loudly about making themselves an
> >easy target before.
>
> I suggest a tape recorder.

If this is the "lets revive alt.flame thread", y'alls failin :)

~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^----------------------
 
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
 
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:30:32 -0400, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
bloviated:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
 
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:45:11 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:30:32 -0400, in
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
>bloviated:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:47:57 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:08:22 -0600, in
>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
 
On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:44:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>><wikipedia>
>>>Napoleon [...] led the French army, modernized and reformed, to score several
>>>major victories. His campaigns are studied at military academies all over the
>>>world and he is widely regarded as one of history's greatest commanders. [...]
>>>Napoleon was hated by his many enemies, but respected by them at the same time.
>>>[Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of] Wellington [whom defeated Napoleon's army at
>>>Waterloo], when asked who he thought was the greatest general of the day,
>>>answered: "In this age, in past ages, in any age, Napoleon."
>>></wikipedia>
>>
>><same wikipedia article>
>>"A disastrous invasion of Russia in 1812 marked a turning point in
>>Napoleon's fortunes. The campaign left his Grande Armee severely
>>depleted in number and it never regained its previous strength. In
>[...]
>>(les Cent Jours), ended quickly with his defeat at Waterloo on 18 June
>>1815. Napoleon spent the remaining six years of his life under British
>>supervision on the island of St. Helena in the Atlantic Ocean.Napoleon
>>developed relatively few military innovations."
>></same wikipedia article>
>>
>>Nice job selectively quoting
>
><same wikipedia article>
>"Napoleon developed relatively few military innovations [begin restore](though
>his placement of artillery into batteries and replacing the division with the
>army corps as the standard all-arms unit have become standard doctrine in
>virtually all large modern armies)[end restore]."
></same wikipedia article>
>
>Nice job selectively quoting.

He is remembered just as much for losing in Russia and at Waterloo.
Wellington was being magnanimous (and self-congratulatory) in victory.
And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
what is your point?

>> you ****ing dwarfen idiot.
>
>The great General Napoleon once said, "Je peux etre court, mais vous etes
>l'derriere de la horseage, et je peux porter des chaussures de plume de la
>tante." ("I may be short, but you are ugly as the reverse end of ze horse, and I
>can wear ze platorm shoes.")

<looks around>
Who said that? Stand up, whoever you are.

>>>What have you done lately, ya ****in' walrus?
>>
>>Made you all angry, that's for sure, Shorty.
>
>Any time you want to stop siphoning Thorne's tactics, go right ahead.

Anytime you want to just stop foaming at being called a Hobbit, let me
know.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame
 
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
>>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>[...]
>>>>
>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
>>>
>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
>
>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
>
>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
>lamery to agree with you.
>
>Squat
>Zip
>Nada
>
>Seven ****ing Days

Incredible as it seems, only 8 short days have expired since Dimmy
mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

Squat
Zip
Nada


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
>what is your point?

I asked this to Thorne what, eight years ago. What was his ****ing point? He
didn't have an answer to that. And neither, apparently, do you.

>>The great General Napoleon once said, "Je peux etre court, mais vous etes
>>l'derriere de la horseage, et je peux porter des chaussures de plume de la
>>tante." ("I may be short, but you are ugly as the reverse end of ze horse, and I
>>can wear ze platorm shoes.")
>
><looks around>
>Who said that? Stand up, whoever you are.

Someone with a sense of humor, you hosebag.


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Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"
 
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:24:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
>>what is your point?
>
>I asked this to Thorne what, eight years ago. What was his ****ing point? He
>didn't have an answer to that. And neither, apparently, do you.

Look, you raised (raised, geddit?) the subject of Napoleon of Titchy,
presumably with some kind of point to doing so.

So are you suggesting all Hobbit-sized people are egomaniacal military
geniuses in their early careers but ultimately fail miserably and kill
gazillions of normal sized people in the process, and that this also
applies to you? Presumably you had in mind some kind of comparison, so
what was your point in bringing him into the debate, apart from being
ridiculed for comparing yourself to less-than-full-sized people like
Napoleon and Adolf?

>>>The great General Napoleon once said, "Je peux etre court, mais vous etes
>>>l'derriere de la horseage, et je peux porter des chaussures de plume de la
>>>tante." ("I may be short, but you are ugly as the reverse end of ze horse, and I
>>>can wear ze platorm shoes.")
>>
>><looks around>
>>Who said that? Stand up, whoever you are.
>
>Someone with a sense of humor, you hosebag.

You little people are famously lacking in humor, so it can't have been
one of your pygmy tribe.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame
 
Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:

>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:24:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>
>>>And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
>>>what is your point?
>>
>>I asked this to Thorne what, eight years ago. What was his ****ing point? He
>>didn't have an answer to that. And neither, apparently, do you.
>
>Look, you raised (raised, geddit?) the subject of Napoleon of Titchy,
>presumably with some kind of point to doing so.
>
>So are you suggesting all Hobbit-sized people are egomaniacal military
>geniuses in their early careers but ultimately fail miserably and kill
>gazillions of normal sized people in the process, and that this also
>applies to you? Presumably you had in mind some kind of comparison, so
>what was your point in bringing him into the debate, apart from being
>ridiculed for comparing yourself to less-than-full-sized people like
>Napoleon and Adolf

PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Godwin. You lose, ****.


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Lits Slut #4

"I ask for 'fal tor pan'! The restore from backup!"
 
On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:42:09 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:24:10 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>Suzieflame totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>>>
>>>>And anyway, even if he was good at his job, he was still a runt, so
>>>>what is your point?
>>>
>>>I asked this to Thorne what, eight years ago. What was his ****ing point? He
>>>didn't have an answer to that. And neither, apparently, do you.
>>
>>Look, you raised (raised, geddit?) the subject of Napoleon of Titchy,
>>presumably with some kind of point to doing so.
>>
>>So are you suggesting all Hobbit-sized people are egomaniacal military
>>geniuses in their early careers but ultimately fail miserably and kill
>>gazillions of normal sized people in the process, and that this also
>>applies to you? Presumably you had in mind some kind of comparison, so
>>what was your point in bringing him into the debate, apart from being
>>ridiculed for comparing yourself to less-than-full-sized people like
>>Napoleon and Adolf
>
>PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
>
>Godwin. You lose, ****.

Not at all. I suggest you take a closer look at Godwin's Lw; it is
often deliberately misinterpreted by those seeking to waddle away from
a debate they are losing miserably.

Now, you brought up the subject of egomaniacal halfling military
leaders who ultimately fail, presumably to compare yourself to them.
What was your point again? Please be precise.

Of course, if you can't answer, I'm sure most people will understand
and sympathize with your midget plight.

Suzie
--
Suzieflame
 
The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> Avoid normal situations. totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
> cloud of snot:
>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:

[..]

>>> If you were actually literate enough to read your history, you'll soon know that
>>> Napoleon was actually taller than average for the era; the misconception was
>>> borne from the fact that the length of the foot used in France at that time was
>>> a different length from the English Imperial measurement.
>>
>> Proof, please.

> I read about it on the internet.

notquitespank

--
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"Human kind
Cannot bear very much reality."
-- T. S. Eliot
 

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