Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:51:19 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:


>It doesn't take a poll to work out that you're a spankard.

Oh look, Dimmy in full back pedal.



--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:14:33 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:43:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>writing:
>
>>On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:05:53 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>
>>>On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:16:27 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>writing:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:47:12 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:16:07 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:18:52 GMT, in the land of alt.aratzio, Aratzio
>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:27:04 GMT, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
>>>>>>>>>>>>>lamery to agree with you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seven ****ing Days
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 short days have expired since Dimmy
>>>>>>>>>>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Yep, same thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Dimmy will return shortly to expound how a daily post to describe
>>>>>>>>>>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>That is all.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
>>>>>>>>>>after day.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
>>>>>>>>>>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his situation .
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Day Eleven.
>>>>>>>>>The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
>>>>>>>>>droning.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
>>>>>>>>bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
>>>>>>>>pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
>>>>>>>>but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
>>>>>>>>something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
>>>>>>>>associated with you plea for help.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>YAY FOR DIMMY! HE HAS FWEINDS!
>>>>>>>Not one but TWO posters came out and supported you. One is being
>>>>>>>nice the other, well, anonymous sockpuppets are just so passe.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So you can do your offishul "I WEEN!" dance (please no video) and all
>>>>>>>the various and assorted parties here , well, most if not all will
>>>>>>>continue to laugh at your failure.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Looks like I was a bit premature with the congrats thing. Seems you
>>>>>>were trolled.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>By the by, did you notice it has been 2 ****ing weeks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>
>>>>>What will you do Dimmy? Claim victory because "it's only been 1/2 of a
>>>>>month" since you begged for help?
>>>>>
>>>>>Squat
>>>>>Zip
>>>>>Nada
>>>>
>>>>Dimmy has taken another break. He neededo reinvigorate himself prior
>>>>to once more charging forth into the guns screaming "I WIN!"
>>>>
>>>>Squat
>>>>Zip
>>>>Nada
>>>
>>>So much for excitement.
>>>
>>>Squat
>>>Zip
>>>Nada
>>
>>Do you feel all warm and fuzzy, Jasey came to your rescue. It was so
>>sweet to see him try to pull yer lil nuts outta the fire.
>>
>>One
>>retarded
>>flamer-wannabe.
>>
>>No more Squat, Zip, Nada.
>>
>>Does lil Dimmy, feel vindicated?
>
>Still just the one supportive statement Dimmy. After 20 days you think
>someone other than a moron would have come to your defense?
>
>I think you should start a new poll. Something on the lines of:
>
>"Did Dimmy forego his usual 'up to his neck in ****' routine and dive
>head first into the pool of diarrhea?"
>
>Results at the end of Day 20:
>One
>Retarded
>flamer-wannabe

21 days
21 days of failure.
21 days of complete impotence.
21 days of waiting to be rescued.
21 days of reading the burgeoning proof of his own incompetence.
21 days of shooting off one appendage after another (count em).
21 days

Three ****ing Weeks, Dimmy.

Just think, you can look back on your proudest moment in the last 21
days, a snuhtard was on your side. Yes, a single shining moment when
one drooling snuhtard thought highly enough of you to go for his 'A'
material. I am sure it was such a proud moment for you. To realize
that no matter how delusional, ego bloated, lame and pathetic you
actually are, the snuhtards have got your back, at least for a moment.

Ah, Dimmy, good times, eh.

So has it really been over 7 years since that fateful day?

Seven ****ing years.

Amazing, in that time you still haven't learned that you, well, suck.
At pretty much everything, flaming, geography, English, truth,
marriage, net abuse and probably hygiene.

Shall we have a little visit to the past with the best retelling of
the original Three ****ing Weeks:

Message-ID: <8t2860$9qo$1@herekittykitty.databasix.com>
From: "Emperor Agente da la Cabala, Numero Uno of AHM"
:You wanna hear the egotistical yet factual version, or the not really fun,
:but completely factual although dull as hell version?
:
:What the hell, we'll do the ego version:
:
:Once upon a time, there was a net.abuser named Tim Thorne. Little Tim lived
:in a land on the other side of a big lake, where they all spoke with funny
:accents and have to pay to watch TV. Tim was constantly being made fun of by
:the mean people on the near side of the big lake, and it made Tim cry. It
:made him cry a lot. Crying made him mad, which made him cry more. One
:particular creature, the Menjy (who lived on a different part of the lake)
:was particularly troublesome to Timmy. The Menjy would go and make Tim
:madder and madder by flaming him constantly. Pointing out what a complete
:and utter ****up he was, what a poor liar he was, and how he couldn't flame
:at all. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. With a water pistol.
:
:"WAaaaaah", said Tim. "Those people over there keep making fun of me! I'm
:Tim from HFW! Don't they realize who they're dealing wif? If only I had a
:magic weapon, I'd show all those meanies!"
:
:So Tim went in search of a magic weapon that would silence all those who
:made fun of him. In his travels, he found a fakir from a faraway land named
:HipDude. HipDude had a magic sword named NewsAgent that he would give to
:Timmy if Timmy would use it for Evil Purposes to defeat the Cabal. Timmy
:agreed, and joined the Special HipClones Club. At the Special HipClones
:Club, Timmy met other people with magic swords. They talked and laughed and
:plotted against the Cabal. Oh how the plotted and talked! The HipClones
:would find an unlocked door to the places where the Cabal would hang out,
:sneak in and silence people with their magic swords.
:
:Little known to Timmy or his newfound friends, one of Cabal, Cabal Agent #1,
:managed to find where the Special HipClones Club was hanging out. Stupid
:HipClones! He saw Timmy and the Clones talking back and forth, plotting and
:talking and laughing! Cabal Agent #1 took careful notes while he listened to
:Tim and the Clones. When Cabal Agent #1 was done, he took his notes and gave
:them to the mighty SPUTUM who them rebroadcast it thoughout the land for all
:to hear. Such evil little HipClones in all their naughtiness!
:
:Around this time, people began to notice that Tim might have a magic sword.
:When he was questioned about this, Tim answered that although he had a magic
:sword, he never really had time to use it. The Menjy noticed that one of the
:messages in Cabal Agent #1's notes was from Tim, on a holiday in the country
:that Tim lives in. That message from Tim whined about there being nothing
:worse than a few spare hours to play with, and no open unlocked doors to
:abuse. Confronted with this by The Menjy, Tim quickly came up with the
:excuse that he was on 3 weeks vacation, to cover up the fact that he lied
:about not having a lot of time to play with his magic sword. Three weeks.
:The little Tim took THREE ****ING WEEKS off from work (at Tesco's) to play
:with NewsAgent.
:
:Maybe that's why his wife left him and took the kids.
:
:And so the nickname was branded and it stuck.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Oct 24, 5:28 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:14:33 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
>
>
> >On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:43:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >writing:
>
> >>On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:05:53 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >>writing:
>
> >>>On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:16:27 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >>>writing:
>
> >>>>On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:47:12 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >>>>writing:
>
> >>>>>On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:16:07 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >>>>>writing:
>
> >>>>>>On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:18:52 GMT, in the land of alt.aratzio, Aratzio
> >>>>>><a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >>>>>>>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:27:04 GMT, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
> >>>>>>><a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>
> >>>>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
> >>>>>>>><a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>
> >>>>>>>>>On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >>>>>>>>>writing:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >>>>>>>>>>writing:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >>>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[...]
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>lamery to agree with you.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Seven ****ing Days
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 short days have expired since Dimmy
> >>>>>>>>>>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Yep, same thing.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Dimmy will return shortly to expound how a daily post to describe
> >>>>>>>>>>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>>That is all.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
> >>>>>>>>>>after day.
>
> >>>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>>Nada
>
> >>>>>>>>>>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
> >>>>>>>>>>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his situation .
>
> >>>>>>>>>Day Eleven.
> >>>>>>>>>The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
> >>>>>>>>>droning.
>
> >>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>Nada
>
> >>>>>>>>Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
> >>>>>>>>bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
> >>>>>>>>pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
> >>>>>>>>but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
> >>>>>>>>something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
> >>>>>>>>associated with you plea for help.
>
> >>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>Nada
>
> >>>>>>>YAY FOR DIMMY! HE HAS FWEINDS!
> >>>>>>>Not one but TWO posters came out and supported you. One is being
> >>>>>>>nice the other, well, anonymous sockpuppets are just so passe.
>
> >>>>>>>So you can do your offishul "I WEEN!" dance (please no video) and all
> >>>>>>>the various and assorted parties here , well, most if not all will
> >>>>>>>continue to laugh at your failure.
>
> >>>>>>Looks like I was a bit premature with the congrats thing. Seems you
> >>>>>>were trolled.
>
> >>>>>>By the by, did you notice it has been 2 ****ing weeks.
>
> >>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>Nada
>
> >>>>>What will you do Dimmy? Claim victory because "it's only been 1/2 of a
> >>>>>month" since you begged for help?
>
> >>>>>Squat
> >>>>>Zip
> >>>>>Nada
>
> >>>>Dimmy has taken another break. He neededo reinvigorate himself prior
> >>>>to once more charging forth into the guns screaming "I WIN!"
>
> >>>>Squat
> >>>>Zip
> >>>>Nada
>
> >>>So much for excitement.
>
> >>>Squat
> >>>Zip
> >>>Nada
>
> >>Do you feel all warm and fuzzy, Jasey came to your rescue. It was so
> >>sweet to see him try to pull yer lil nuts outta the fire.
>
> >>One
> >>retarded
> >>flamer-wannabe.
>
> >>No more Squat, Zip, Nada.
>
> >>Does lil Dimmy, feel vindicated?
>
> >Still just the one supportive statement Dimmy. After 20 days you think
> >someone other than a moron would have come to your defense?
>
> >I think you should start a new poll. Something on the lines of:
>
> >"Did Dimmy forego his usual 'up to his neck in ****' routine and dive
> >head first into the pool of diarrhea?"
>
> >Results at the end of Day 20:
> >One
> >Retarded
> >flamer-wannabe
>
> 21 days
> 21 days of failure.
> 21 days of complete impotence.
> 21 days of waiting to be rescued.
> 21 days of reading the burgeoning proof of his own incompetence.
> 21 days of shooting off one appendage after another (count em).
> 21 days
>
> Three ****ing Weeks, Dimmy.
>
> Just think, you can look back on your proudest moment in the last 21
> days, a snuhtard was on your side. Yes, a single shining moment when
> one drooling snuhtard thought highly enough of you to go for his 'A'
> material. I am sure it was such a proud moment for you. To realize
> that no matter how delusional, ego bloated, lame and pathetic you
> actually are, the snuhtards have got your back, at least for a moment.
>
> Ah, Dimmy, good times, eh.
>
> So has it really been over 7 years since that fateful day?
>
> Seven ****ing years.
>
> Amazing, in that time you still haven't learned that you, well, suck.
> At pretty much everything, flaming, geography, English, truth,
> marriage, net abuse and probably hygiene.
>
> Shall we have a little visit to the past with the best retelling of
> the original Three ****ing Weeks:
>
> Message-ID: <8t2860$9q...@herekittykitty.databasix.com>
> From: "Emperor Agente da la Cabala, Numero Uno of AHM"
> :You wanna hear the egotistical yet factual version, or the not really fun,
> :but completely factual although dull as hell version?
> :
> :What the hell, we'll do the ego version:
> :
> :Once upon a time, there was a net.abuser named Tim Thorne. Little Tim lived
> :in a land on the other side of a big lake, where they all spoke with funny
> :accents and have to pay to watch TV. Tim was constantly being made fun of by
> :the mean people on the near side of the big lake, and it made Tim cry. It
> :made him cry a lot. Crying made him mad, which made him cry more. One
> :particular creature, the Menjy (who lived on a different part of the lake)
> :was particularly troublesome to Timmy. The Menjy would go and make Tim
> :madder and madder by flaming him constantly. Pointing out what a complete
> :and utter ****up he was, what a poor liar he was, and how he couldn't flame
> :at all. It was like shooting fish in a barrel. With a water pistol.
> :
> :"WAaaaaah", said Tim. "Those people over there keep making fun of me! I'm
> :Tim from HFW! Don't they realize who they're dealing wif? If only I had a
> :magic weapon, I'd show all those meanies!"
> :
> :So Tim went in search of a magic weapon that would silence all those who
> :made fun of him. In his travels, he found a fakir from a faraway land named
> :HipDude. HipDude had a magic sword named NewsAgent that he would give to
> :Timmy if Timmy would use it for Evil Purposes to defeat the Cabal. Timmy
> :agreed, and joined the Special HipClones Club. At the Special HipClones
> :Club, Timmy met other people with magic swords. They talked and laughed and
> :plotted against the Cabal. Oh how the plotted and talked! The HipClones
> :would find an unlocked door to the places where the Cabal would hang out,
> :sneak in and silence people with their magic swords.
> :
> :Little known to Timmy or his newfound friends, one of Cabal, Cabal Agent #1,
> :managed to find where the Special HipClones Club was hanging out. Stupid
> :HipClones! He saw Timmy and the Clones talking back and forth, plotting and
> :talking and laughing! Cabal Agent #1 took careful notes while he listened to
> :Tim and the Clones. When Cabal Agent #1 was done, he took his notes and gave
> :them to the mighty SPUTUM who them rebroadcast it thoughout the land for all
> :to hear. Such evil little HipClones in all their naughtiness!
> :
> :Around this time, people began to notice that Tim might have a magic sword.
> :When he was questioned about this, Tim answered that although he had a magic
> :sword, he never really had time to use it. The Menjy noticed that one of the
> :messages in Cabal Agent #1's notes was from Tim, on a holiday in the country
> :that Tim lives in. That message from Tim whined about there being nothing
> :worse than a few spare hours to play with, and no open unlocked doors to
> :abuse. Confronted with this by The Menjy, Tim quickly came up with the
> :excuse that he was on 3 weeks vacation, to cover up the fact that he lied
> :about not having a lot of time to play with his magic sword. Three weeks.
> :The little Tim took THREE ****ING WEEKS off from work (at Tesco's) to play
> :with NewsAgent.
> :
> :Maybe that's why his wife left him and took the kids.
> :
> :And so the nickname was branded and it stuck.
>
> --
>
> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

http://rat-hunter.com/hunting_rats_6.jpg
 
On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:48:40 -0400
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:50:05 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>
> > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >>Zippy wrote:
> >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> > [...]
> >>>>I thought MP was older, perhaps approaching sixty, with
> >dementia>>>having set in a couple of years previously. MP's yarn
> >about being in>>>the music business is amusing. I remember him
> >spinning other yarns>>>about being an oil magnate, then he said
> >he was an IT consultant>>>despite being technically illiterate.
> >Given his astouding lack of>>>intelligence and his most treasured
> >possession is his SUV, I figured>>>he was a professional redneck.
> >>>
> >>> "I've been prescribed Marinol. Best my doc can do in OH. Does
> >help with my>> chronic pain as an alternative to opiate narcotics
> >that I have been on>> forever. My doc said if he could scribe the
> >real thing he would.">>
> >>> http://www.marinol.com/
> >>>
> >>> So, cancer or Aids? Hmmm...
> >>
> >>Yeh that's it, imbecile.
> >
> > How
>
> Q.How do you stop the beatings you're getting?
> A.You can't.
>
> heh
>
No wonder you had that elaborate HYDORPONIC setup.
But you're all better now that you get the LIQUID FORM huh?
:)

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On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 17:47:06 -0400
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:50:14 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>
> > Hope
>
> Is something you'll never have.
>
> heh
>
Dope: is something you'll always smoke.

:)

--
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Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
[...]
>21 days

21 days of avoiding the tricky questions in that 517-line post.
21 days of throwing a tantrum after being spanked.
21 days of me laughing at you.

<laugh>

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
[...]
>>>> "I've been prescribed Marinol. Best my doc can do in OH. Does help with my
>>>> chronic pain as an alternative to opiate narcotics that I have been on
>>>> forever. My doc said if he could scribe the real thing he would."
>>>>
>>>> http://www.marinol.com/
>>>>
>>>> So, cancer or Aids? Hmmm...
>>>
>>>Yeh that's it, imbecile.
>>
>> How
>
>Q[Slap!]

[rides ripples]

[tailslides down a roll of fat]

[cutsback into the tube]

Woah, far out dude. Big, fat, stupid, glutonous Americans are useful
for something after all.

Heh. A gastic bypass. You fat ****.

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>
>> Hope
>
>Is something you'll never have.

As is a gastric bypass, you fleshy freak.

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>It doesn't take a poll to work out that you're a spankard.
>
>Oh look, Dimmy in full back pedal.

All it takes is a little observation, RatGirl. How do you feel about
the questions in that 517 line post now? Still afraid of them?

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
"Timmay!" <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in message
news:9nd7i3tmteet1joi1nafdq0ieva9lt6v9e@4ax.com...
> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >Timmay! wrote:
> >
> >> Hope
> >
> >Is something you'll never have.
>
> As is a gastric bypass, you fleshy freak.

Meat sure can Shake dat Stuff!!!!!!

http://www.jibjab.com/view/177496

Number One
 
On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 23:09:05 +0100, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>It doesn't take a poll to work out that you're a spankard.
>>
>>Oh look, Dimmy in full back pedal.
>
>All it takes

Is you to show up post.

Back pedal some more. Maybe you can call yourself a ****wit for
begging for help.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 23:08:24 +0100, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>[...]
>>21 days
>
>21 days of

Complete failure, Poor dimmy.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 
On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 23:08:56 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>
>>> Hope
>>
>>Is something you'll never have.
>
> As is a

As is a flame.

heh
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>21 days of avoiding the tricky questions in that 517-line post.
>>21 days of throwing a tantrum after being spanked.
>>21 days of me laughing at you.
>>
>><laugh>
>
>Complete failure, Poor dimmy.

24 days of avoiding the tricky questions in that 517-line post.
24 days of throwing a tantrum after being spanked.
24 days of me laughing at you.

<guffaw>

Keep soiling those panties in public, RatGirl.

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>21 days of avoiding the tricky questions in that 517-line post.
>>21 days of throwing a tantrum after being spanked.
>>21 days of me laughing at you.
>>
>><laugh>
>
>Complete failure, Poor dimmy.

24 days of avoiding the tricky questions in that 517-line post.
24 days of throwing a tantrum after being spanked.
24 days of me laughing at you.

<guffaw>

Keep soiling those panties in public, RatGirl.

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>It doesn't take a poll to work out that you're a spankard.
>>>
>>>Oh look, Dimmy in full back pedal.
>>
>>All it takes is a little observation, RatGirl. How do you feel about
>>the questions in that 517 line post now? Still afraid of them?
>
>Is you to show up post.

I guess the spank has left you completely unable to talk about those
oh so difficult to answer questions in that 517 line post?

>Back pedal some more. Maybe you can call yourself a ****wit for
>begging for help.

Why would I 'beg for help' after I'd already spanked you, idiot? I
don't recall there being rules about alt.flamers clearing up the
roadkill they've splattered across the digital highway?

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>It doesn't take a poll to work out that you're a spankard.
>>>
>>>Oh look, Dimmy in full back pedal.
>>
>>All it takes is a little observation, RatGirl. How do you feel about
>>the questions in that 517 line post now? Still afraid of them?
>
>Is you to show up post.

I guess the spank has left you completely unable to talk about those
oh so difficult to answer questions in that 517 line post?

>Back pedal some more. Maybe you can call yourself a ****wit for
>begging for help.

Why would I 'beg for help' after I'd already spanked you, idiot? I
don't recall there being rules about alt.flamers clearing up the
roadkill they've splattered across the digital highway?

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hope
>>>
>>>Is something you'll never have.
>>
>>As is a gastric bypass, you fleshy freak.
>
>As is a flame.

Don't you want to talk about your gastric bypass, gutbucket?

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hope
>>>
>>>Is something you'll never have.
>>
>>As is a gastric bypass, you fleshy freak.
>
>As is a flame.

Don't you want to talk about your gastric bypass, gutbucket?

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>
 
On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 14:55:17 +0000, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:

>Why would I 'beg for help'

Stupidity.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
 

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