Timmay is literally Burnore's bitch.

[mariposas rand mair fheal greykitt]

In article <nn9sh3dch9hj651al9jvgja8laq629qm0r@4ax.com>,
Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:52:58 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
> <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
> >Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
> >writing:
> >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> >>> >On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:53:21 +0100, in
> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
> >>> ><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
> >>> >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>> >> >Timmay! wrote:
> >>> >> >>Timmay! wrote:
> >>> >> >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>> >> >>> >Timmay! wrote:
> >>> >> >>> >>>Timmay! wrote:
> >>> >> >>> >>>>>Timmay! wrote:
> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>Timmay! wrote:

> Its very obsessive of you to have followed up your own post ten times.
> But then, spankards do the strangest things. Has your backside healed
> so that you can sit down comfortably yet?

gosh youre clever

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
i am an etruscan dancer

 

[Daedalus]

On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:53:21 +0100, Timmay!
<timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>[...] (RatGirl tries to break BI=20)
>
>Its very obsessive of you to have followed up your own post ten times.
>But then, spankards do the strangest things. Has your backside healed
>so that you can sit down comfortably yet?

Has your ego been patched so you can bounce in here and conduct
another hilarious poll?

Jade

 

[Meat Plow]

On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:52:30 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>You're a dumb American. You wouldn't know irony if it hijacked a plane
>>>>>>>>>and crashed it into your house.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I am in complete control of your impotent snip and run ****wittery.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Writes everyone's favourite
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I am a favorite of many but probably not everyone. But thank you anyway, ****wit.
>>>>>
>>>>>You don't meet too many people
>>>>
>>>>That whine, bawl and run like you? There's a few but you're right up there
>>>>near the top.
>>>
>>>Well lookey here
>>
>>Yeh, lookey here, you're back with a note on your back that says "Kick Me".
>
> You don't

Yeh yeh I know, I don't need to kick you while you lay bleeding on the
ground but I do.

 

[Meat Plow]

On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:52:19 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>Timmay! wrote:
>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I really am having fun slapping you around.
>>>>>
>>>>>Please
>>>>
>>>>Begging me to stop you beat and broken ****wit?
>>>
>>> I'd
>>
>>Yo
>
> Isn't

LooK! it's Timmay! "Kick Me" Thorne!

 

[Meat Plow]

On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:53:21 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> [...] (RatGirl tries to break BI=20)

When all else fails, fail even more by being a netkkkop.

> Its very obsessive of you to have followed up your own post ten times.
> But then, spankards do the strangest things. Has your backside healed
> so that you can sit down comfortably yet?

More bloviated I WIN!! from Usenet's punching bag.

 

[Aratzio]

On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:43:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:05:53 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>writing:
>
>>On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:16:27 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>
>>>On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:47:12 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>writing:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:16:07 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:18:52 GMT, in the land of alt.aratzio, Aratzio
>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:27:04 GMT, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
>>>>>>>>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
>>>>>>>>>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
>>>>>>>>>>>>lamery to agree with you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Seven ****ing Days
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 short days have expired since Dimmy
>>>>>>>>>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Yep, same thing.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Dimmy will return shortly to expound how a daily post to describe
>>>>>>>>>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>That is all.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
>>>>>>>>>after day.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
>>>>>>>>>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his situation .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Day Eleven.
>>>>>>>>The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
>>>>>>>>droning.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
>>>>>>>bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
>>>>>>>pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
>>>>>>>but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
>>>>>>>something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
>>>>>>>associated with you plea for help.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>YAY FOR DIMMY! HE HAS FWEINDS!
>>>>>>Not one but TWO posters came out and supported you. One is being
>>>>>>nice the other, well, anonymous sockpuppets are just so passe.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So you can do your offishul "I WEEN!" dance (please no video) and all
>>>>>>the various and assorted parties here , well, most if not all will
>>>>>>continue to laugh at your failure.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Looks like I was a bit premature with the congrats thing. Seems you
>>>>>were trolled.
>>>>>
>>>>>By the by, did you notice it has been 2 ****ing weeks.
>>>>>
>>>>>Squat
>>>>>Zip
>>>>>Nada
>>>>
>>>>What will you do Dimmy? Claim victory because "it's only been 1/2 of a
>>>>month" since you begged for help?
>>>>
>>>>Squat
>>>>Zip
>>>>Nada
>>>
>>>Dimmy has taken another break. He neededo reinvigorate himself prior
>>>to once more charging forth into the guns screaming "I WIN!"
>>>
>>>Squat
>>>Zip
>>>Nada
>>
>>So much for excitement.
>>
>>Squat
>>Zip
>>Nada
>
>Do you feel all warm and fuzzy, Jasey came to your rescue. It was so
>sweet to see him try to pull yer lil nuts outta the fire.
>
>One
>retarded
>flamer-wannabe.
>
>No more Squat, Zip, Nada.
>
>Does lil Dimmy, feel vindicated?

Still just the one supportive statement Dimmy. After 20 days you think
someone other than a moron would have come to your defense?

I think you should start a new poll. Something on the lines of:

"Did Dimmy forego his usual 'up to his neck in ****' routine and dive
head first into the pool of diarrhea?"

Results at the end of Day 20:
One
Retarded
flamer-wannabe

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

 

[Meat Plow]

On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:14:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:43:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
>>On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:05:53 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>
>>>On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:16:27 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>writing:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:47:12 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:16:07 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:18:52 GMT, in the land of alt.aratzio, Aratzio
>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:27:04 GMT, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
>>>>>>>>>>>>>lamery to agree with you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Seven ****ing Days
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 short days have expired since Dimmy
>>>>>>>>>>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Yep, same thing.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Dimmy will return shortly to expound how a daily post to describe
>>>>>>>>>>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>That is all.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
>>>>>>>>>>after day.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
>>>>>>>>>>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his situation .
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Day Eleven.
>>>>>>>>>The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
>>>>>>>>>droning.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
>>>>>>>>bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
>>>>>>>>pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
>>>>>>>>but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
>>>>>>>>something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
>>>>>>>>associated with you plea for help.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>YAY FOR DIMMY! HE HAS FWEINDS!
>>>>>>>Not one but TWO posters came out and supported you. One is being
>>>>>>>nice the other, well, anonymous sockpuppets are just so passe.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So you can do your offishul "I WEEN!" dance (please no video) and all
>>>>>>>the various and assorted parties here , well, most if not all will
>>>>>>>continue to laugh at your failure.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Looks like I was a bit premature with the congrats thing. Seems you
>>>>>>were trolled.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>By the by, did you notice it has been 2 ****ing weeks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Squat
>>>>>>Zip
>>>>>>Nada
>>>>>
>>>>>What will you do Dimmy? Claim victory because "it's only been 1/2 of a
>>>>>month" since you begged for help?
>>>>>
>>>>>Squat
>>>>>Zip
>>>>>Nada
>>>>
>>>>Dimmy has taken another break. He neededo reinvigorate himself prior
>>>>to once more charging forth into the guns screaming "I WIN!"
>>>>
>>>>Squat
>>>>Zip
>>>>Nada
>>>
>>>So much for excitement.
>>>
>>>Squat
>>>Zip
>>>Nada
>>
>>Do you feel all warm and fuzzy, Jasey came to your rescue. It was so
>>sweet to see him try to pull yer lil nuts outta the fire.
>>
>>One
>>retarded
>>flamer-wannabe.
>>
>>No more Squat, Zip, Nada.
>>
>>Does lil Dimmy, feel vindicated?
>
> Still just the one supportive statement Dimmy. After 20 days you think
> someone other than a moron would have come to your defense?
>
> I think you should start a new poll. Something on the lines of:
>
> "Did Dimmy forego his usual 'up to his neck in ****' routine and dive
> head first into the pool of diarrhea?"
>
> Results at the end of Day 20:
> One
> Retarded
> flamer-wannabe

Tomorrow it will be "THREE ****ING WEEKS"!

heh

 

[The 2-Belo]

We sadly announce the death of Suzieflame on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:55:58 +0200
after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

>Say, do you a have to stand on a bar stool to order drinks?

Do you have to lift all your material from Tim Thorne?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
All-Seeing All-Knowing Glorious Emperor for Life, Meow [Ret.]
The alt.fan.karl-malden.nose Webcenter Museum:
http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
aavf3: mhm21x20
Top Usenet Asshole #16
Lits Slut #4

"Bocce, mother****er! Do you speak it?!"
-- Uncle Owen, _Star Pulp_

 

[Zippy]

On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:52:49 +0100 Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net>
wrote in Message id: <gm9sh3pmbv7e5ipgtbpn22nn69ht2vr7aa@4ax.com>:

>Flying **** <rob.wolfe@gmail.com> wrote:
>>

 

On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:06:41 -0400
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:53:21 +0100, Timmay! wrote:
>
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
> >for writing:>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double
> >secret probation for writing:>>>Aratzio
> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >writing:>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret
> >probation for writing:>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >bloviated:>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret
> >probation for writing:>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >got double secret probation for writing:>>>>>>>>>Aratzio
> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >writing:>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double
> >secret probation for writing:
> >
> > [...] (RatGirl tries to break BI=20)
>
> When all else fails, fail even more by being a netkkkop.
>
> > Its very obsessive of you to have followed up your own post ten
> > times. But then, spankards do the strangest things. Has your
> > backside healed so that you can sit down comfortably yet?
>
> More bloviated I WIN!! from Usenet's punching bag.
>

Kick that marinol addiction, yet?

 

On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:41:18 -0400
Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:14:33 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:43:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> > Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
> > for writing:
> >
> >>On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:05:53 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
> >for>writing:
> >>
> >>>On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:16:27 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
> >for>>writing:
> >>>
> >>>>On Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:47:12 -0700, in the land of
> >alt.aratzio,>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double
> >secret probation for>>>writing:
> >>>>
> >>>>>On Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:16:07 -0700, in the land of
> >alt.aratzio,>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double
> >secret probation for>>>>writing:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:18:52 GMT, in the land of
> >alt.aratzio, Aratzio>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double
> >secret probation for writing:>>>>>
> >>>>>>>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:27:04 GMT, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
> >>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio,
> >Aratzio>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of
> >alt.aratzio,>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double
> >secret probation for>>>>>>>>writing:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of
> >alt.aratzio,>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got
> >double secret probation for>>>>>>>>>writing:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of
> >alt.aratzio,>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got
> >double secret probation for>>>>>>>>>>writing:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of
> >alt.usenet.kooks,>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >got double secret probation for>>>>>>>>>>>writing:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in
> >alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!>>>>>>>>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net>
> >bloviated:>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double
> >secret probation for writing:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio
> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
> >writing:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy>
> >got double secret probation for
> >writing:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >posted:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
> >bloviated:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
> >wrote:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[...]
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where
> >after yet another>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe.
> >Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paranoia is so
> >bad its causing her to see me following her all
> >over>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her
> >tinfoil hat. It looks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so
> >effectively you're on your own.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your
> >usenet time knowing>>>>>>>>>>>>that not even one of your fellow
> >kooks thought enough of your repetive>>>>>>>>>>>>lamery to agree
> >with you.>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Seven ****ing Days
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 short days have
> >expired since Dimmy>>>>>>>>>>>mewled for his adoring fans to
> >rescue him.>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Nada
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Yep, same thing.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>>>Nada
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>Dimmy will return shortly to expound how a daily post
> >to describe>>>>>>>>>>his complete and utter failure is also a
> >spank.>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>That is all.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing
> >day after day>>>>>>>>>after day.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>>Nada
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was
> >rebuffed. No one>>>>>>>>>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his
> > situation .>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Day Eleven.
> >>>>>>>>>The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt
> >their>>>>>>>>droning.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>>Nada
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can
> >find a drunken>>>>>>>bum willing to work for the peanuts (real
> >ones) that you are able to>>>>>>>pay we may be able to buy you a
> >friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD>>>>>>>but when contacted the
> >dog rolled over and played dead. But until>>>>>>>something can be
> >arranged you will have to accept the current
> >numbers>>>>>>>associated with you plea for help.>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>>>Nada
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>YAY FOR DIMMY! HE HAS FWEINDS!
> >>>>>>>Not one but TWO posters came out and supported you. One
> >is being>>>>>>nice the other, well, anonymous sockpuppets are
> >just so passe.>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>So you can do your offishul "I WEEN!" dance (please no
> >video) and all>>>>>>the various and assorted parties here ,
> >well, most if not all will>>>>>>continue to laugh at your
> >failure.>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Looks like I was a bit premature with the congrats thing.
> >Seems you>>>>>were trolled.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>By the by, did you notice it has been 2 ****ing weeks.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Squat
> >>>>>>Zip
> >>>>>>Nada
> >>>>>
> >>>>>What will you do Dimmy? Claim victory because "it's only been
> >1/2 of a>>>>month" since you begged for help?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Squat
> >>>>>Zip
> >>>>>Nada
> >>>>
> >>>>Dimmy has taken another break. He neededo reinvigorate himself
> >prior>>>to once more charging forth into the guns screaming "I
> >WIN!">>>
> >>>>Squat
> >>>>Zip
> >>>>Nada
> >>>
> >>>So much for excitement.
> >>>
> >>>Squat
> >>>Zip
> >>>Nada
> >>
> >>Do you feel all warm and fuzzy, Jasey came to your rescue. It
> >was so>sweet to see him try to pull yer lil nuts outta the fire.
> >>
> >>One
> >>retarded
> >>flamer-wannabe.
> >>
> >>No more Squat, Zip, Nada.
> >>
> >>Does lil Dimmy, feel vindicated?
> >
> > Still just the one supportive statement Dimmy. After 20 days you
> > think someone other than a moron would have come to your
> > defense?
> >
> > I think you should start a new poll. Something on the lines of:
> >
> > "Did Dimmy forego his usual 'up to his neck in ****' routine and
> > dive head first into the pool of diarrhea?"
> >
> > Results at the end of Day 20:
> > One
> > Retarded
> > flamer-wannabe
>
> Tomorrow it will be "THREE ****ING WEEKS"!
>
> heh
>
Since youve touched marinol?

GOOD for you!

--
www.smirkingchimp.com

 

[Meat Plow]

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:27:44 -0400, Zippy wrote:

> On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:52:49 +0100 Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net>
> wrote in Message id: <gm9sh3pmbv7e5ipgtbpn22nn69ht2vr7aa@4ax.com>:
>
>>Flying **** <rob.wolfe@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>

 

[Timmay!]

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Zippy wrote:
>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
[...]
>>>I thought MP was older, perhaps approaching sixty, with dementia
>>>having set in a couple of years previously. MP's yarn about being in
>>>the music business is amusing. I remember him spinning other yarns
>>>about being an oil magnate, then he said he was an IT consultant
>>>despite being technically illiterate. Given his astouding lack of
>>>intelligence and his most treasured possession is his SUV, I figured
>>>he was a professional redneck.
>>
>> "I've been prescribed Marinol. Best my doc can do in OH. Does help with my
>> chronic pain as an alternative to opiate narcotics that I have been on
>> forever. My doc said if he could scribe the real thing he would."
>>
>> http://www.marinol.com/
>>
>> So, cancer or Aids? Hmmm...
>
>Yeh that's it, imbecile.

How did the gastric bypass go?

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>

 

[Timmay!]

Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>Timmay! wrote:
>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>Timmay! wrote:
>>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I really am having fun slapping you around.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Please
>>>>>
>>>>>Begging me to stop you beat and broken ****wit?
>>>>
>>>> I'd
>>>
>>>Yo
>>
>> Isn't
>
>Loo

Hope you make it in time and don't make another mess in your pants!

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>

 

[Timmay!]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
[...]
>>>>Your performance was amusing in that it reminded me of the Black
>>>>Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The Black Knight defends
>>>>a bridge and makes it clear to King Arthur that he will not yield. A
>>>>sword fight takes place and Arthur slowly decapitates the Black Knight
>>>>until the Knight no longer has any limbs left. During the fight, as
>>>>the Knight's limbs are hacked off, the Knight utters such amusing
>>>>lines as "'tis but a scratch", "I've had worse" and "The Black Knight
>>>>always triumphs". In the end the head and torso of the Black Knight
>>>>fall upright on the ground and Arthur leaves while the Black Knight
>>>>yells "Come back you yellow *******, I'll bite your legs off!"
>>>>
>>>>You're in much the same position as the Black Knight right now. I've
>>>>hacked off your dignity, your pride, ridiculed you and made you a
>>>>laughing stock. What are you going to do me? Bleed on me?
>>>
>>>Is all you have, yes. I know. You can't get out, you begged for help,
>>>you have to pary someone will come along and answer your mewl.
>>
>>What are you going to do, RatGirl? Bleed on me?
>
>Laugh at your failure, flailing and impotence, just like always.

I'm still laughing at the way you dropped that 517 line post, soiled
your pants and did your RoadRunner impression.

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>

 

[Timmay!]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@all.null> wrote:
>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>[...]
>>>>>>Was there a reason for you to continue? There is nothing new in
>>>>>>anything you write.
>>>>>
>>>>>Perhaps if you'd take a moment and sack-up enough to answer the original
>>>>>517 line post in question, things might move along a bit quicker?
>>>>
>>>>Ratgirl will piss herself if she even contemplates answering that
>>>>post. She can't bring herself to say "I made a mistake". Goodness
>>>>knows what sort of disfunctional individual she is in meat space.
>>>
>>> SNICKER
>>
>>Your clothes are steaming
>
>And Dimmy once mre goes for his fantasy of "I WIN!".

Its no fantasy. You dropped the large post with all those difficult to
answer questions, fled the scene and you're still running from the
content of that post.

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>

 

[Timmay!]

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
[...]
>Does your failure, day after day after day, bother you?

The only failure I see is your failure to address those difficult to
answer questions in the 517 line post you dropped. It doesn't take a
poll to work out that you're a spankard.

--
Timmay!

"6 toes down, 7 to go." Aratzio, AUK genetic freak counts his toes in
<aq0og3hrqc4a93pb7ak91invc6vv8tktic@4ax.com>

 

[John \C\]

"Timmay!" <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote in message
news:hvbvh3h60nuriuckdi224d0dv3bla3ptif@4ax.com...
> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
> >Zippy wrote:
> >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> [...]
> >>>I thought MP was older, perhaps approaching sixty, with dementia
> >>>having set in a couple of years previously. MP's yarn about being in
> >>>the music business is amusing. I remember him spinning other yarns
> >>>about being an oil magnate, then he said he was an IT consultant
> >>>despite being technically illiterate. Given his astouding lack of
> >>>intelligence and his most treasured possession is his SUV, I figured
> >>>he was a professional redneck.
> >>
> >> "I've been prescribed Marinol. Best my doc can do in OH. Does help with
my
> >> chronic pain as an alternative to opiate narcotics that I have been on
> >> forever. My doc said if he could scribe the real thing he would."
> >>
> >> http://www.marinol.com/
> >>
> >> So, cancer or Aids? Hmmm...
> >
> >Yeh that's it, imbecile.
>
> How did the gastric bypass go?

LOL !

 

[Meat Plow]

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:50:14 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Hope

Is something you'll never have.

heh

 

[Meat Plow]

On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:50:05 +0100, Timmay! wrote:

> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>Zippy wrote:
>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
> [...]
>>>>I thought MP was older, perhaps approaching sixty, with dementia
>>>>having set in a couple of years previously. MP's yarn about being in
>>>>the music business is amusing. I remember him spinning other yarns
>>>>about being an oil magnate, then he said he was an IT consultant
>>>>despite being technically illiterate. Given his astouding lack of
>>>>intelligence and his most treasured possession is his SUV, I figured
>>>>he was a professional redneck.
>>>
>>> "I've been prescribed Marinol. Best my doc can do in OH. Does help with my
>>> chronic pain as an alternative to opiate narcotics that I have been on
>>> forever. My doc said if he could scribe the real thing he would."
>>>
>>> http://www.marinol.com/
>>>
>>> So, cancer or Aids? Hmmm...
>>
>>Yeh that's it, imbecile.
>
> How

Q.How do you stop the beatings you're getting?
A.You can't.

heh