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mercury

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cleaned the kitchen

cleaned the 1/2 bath

mopped kitchen, diningroom 1/2 bath and entry floors

vacuumed the living room

put all my junk that was laying around the living room away

ran the dishwasher

watered the plants

disussed/lectured Daniel about last nights neighborhood rumble.

Off now to gather laundry, wait for the older 2 to get home from school and go to the laundromat.

 
eddo

eddo

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Off now to gather laundry, wait for the older 2 to get home from school and go to the laundromat.
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I would so let you do your laundry at my house in exchange for some of that there house cleaning. :)

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Just got home from shopping and now I'm chilling out in my pj's, drinking some ice water and watching "Hour of the Gun"...an old western with James Garner - DA MAN!!!

And I had thee best experience at Best Buy tonight. I went in hoping to buy some memory for my piece of **** laptop. I had all my information with me and was trying to figure out what I needed when a gorgeous young man came up and asked if he could help. Naturally I didn't say no!!!

So young, adorable, must be a college student Jake helped me look for some memory. He even took a moment to research what I needed and came back with some sad news....they didn't carry that size card. He teased me a bit about having such an old computer (which I do!) and we talked a bit about upgrades but I told him I was moving and it probably wasn't a good time to bother. We chatted some more and I left the store.

But on the drive home I thought, why WOULDN'T I buy a computer now? Mine is ready to be retired and if I buy one this year I can still write it off as a business expense. It's stupid not to!

So I'm going to look through the Best Buy ad in the Sunday paper and find a new computer....which I'm going to buy specifically from young, adorable, outstanding customer service provider, dark hair and stunning dark eyes Jake. :D

Ohhhh, and I also rated this thread as excellent because this tweeting is fun!

 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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Oooooh la la, IWS has a man crush on Simon Baker! :p
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I always tell my GF this and it drives her nuts. :D

That or, when she talks about some guy being hot, I just say, "Yea, I'd do him", and it ends the conversation immediately.

 
eddo

eddo

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Just got home from shopping and now I'm chilling out in my pj's, drinking some ice water and watching "Hour of the Gun"...an old western with James Garner - DA MAN!!!
And I had thee best experience at Best Buy tonight. I went in hoping to buy some memory for my piece of **** laptop. I had all my information with me and was trying to figure out what I needed when a gorgeous young man came up and asked if he could help. Naturally I didn't say no!!!

So young, adorable, must be a college student Jake helped me look for some memory. He even took a moment to research what I needed and came back with some sad news....they didn't carry that size card. He teased me a bit about having such an old computer (which I do!) and we talked a bit about upgrades but I told him I was moving and it probably wasn't a good time to bother. We chatted some more and I left the store.

But on the drive home I thought, why WOULDN'T I buy a computer now? Mine is ready to be retired and if I buy one this year I can still write it off as a business expense. It's stupid not to!

So I'm going to look through the Best Buy ad in the Sunday paper and find a new computer....which I'm going to buy specifically from young, adorable, outstanding customer service provider, dark hair and stunning dark eyes Jake. :D

Ohhhh, and I also rated this thread as excellent because this tweeting is fun!
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I so expected that to turn into a Penthouse letter....

dammit...

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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I so expected that to turn into a Penthouse letter....

dammit...
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Maybe when I go back to buy the new computer? Cougar alert! Rawr!!!!

I'd think YOU would be the one writing Penthouse letters, eddo. Especially since I just heard you have a 10" *****! :eek: :D :eek: (Rounded up, of course...hehe!)

 
eddo

eddo

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Today is "BYOB Friday", I brought Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA.
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I've got the Diet Dr Pepper!

Maybe when I go back to buy the new computer? Cougar alert! Rawr!!!!
I'd think YOU would be the one writing Penthouse letters, eddo. Especially since I just heard you have a 10" *****! :eek: :D :eek: (Rounded up, of course...hehe!)
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LMAO!!!

 
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mercury

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I have a couple Sierra Nevadas in the frige, along with some Michelob Honey Lager... One of these days, I'm going to actually drink them.
 
Ahhlee

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I'm having dayquil and water.
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Still feeling crummy, IWS? :(

Poor baby.

I have a couple Sierra Nevadas in the frige, along with some Michelob Honey Lager... One of these days, I'm going to actually drink them.
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I really do miss beer. Every once in awhile I'll drink a little just to enjoy the taste, but after about 3-4 sips I can totally feel it fill me up because of the carbonation so I have to stop.

Oh well. The trade off is worth it!

 
snafu

snafu

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I really do miss beer. Every once in awhile I'll drink a little just to enjoy the taste, but after about 3-4 sips I can totally feel it fill me up because of the carbonation so I have to stop.

Oh well. The trade off is worth it!
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I need to start missing the beer. I can't seem to lose anymore weight and the old lady is on my ***. But I cut everything else out. What's a guy gotta do to catch a buzz?

 
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