RoyalOrleans
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I woke at four in the morning to the sound of thunder and heavy rain. My yard is officially a lake.
That dog is a dead ringer for mine that died in 2005I got me a puppy. 2 years old, pretty calm, getting along great so far with my Buddy.
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Aggie
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Buddy & Aggie
Her name was Maggie, but one of my best friends has a daughter named Maggie, so I am switching her to Aggie.
No slurpy today... come back tomorrow..I just had a strange confrontation with an Indian convenient store keep.
Here is the conversation:
RO: Good evening.
Indian: Yes. It is fine, sir.
RO: Do you think we'll see more rain this weekend?
Indian: I am happy with my location.
RO: Errr... No. I asked if YOU think we'll see more rain this weekend.
Indian: Sir. I answered your question.
RO: Huh?
Indian: Please to be paying for your merchandise and leave my store.
RO: Fine. (mumbling) I can get a nudie mag and a six pack anywhere.
Indian: $12.14 sir.
RO: Highway robbery!
Indian: Thank you. See you soon.
RO: Don't hold your breath.
Indian: Sir?
RO: It's an expression.
Indian: Are you suggesting that I kill myself?
RO (after a short pause and looking at his beady little eyes.): Are you off your meds or something, man?
Indian: No! You are off your meds, sir!
RO: WTF is your problem?
Indian: WTF is your problem, sir?
RO: I'm not playing games with you on a Wednesday night.
Indian: I do not want to play games with you, sir.
RO (confused): Fukkit. See you tomorrow, Najeeb.
Indian: Thank you, Neal.
Najeeb speaks English with a heavy Indian accent. He is also around thirty or so and will probably be my emergency heart transplant surgeon in my latter days.
He and I know each other by name, he and I have spoken on several different occasions, however I don't think he understands my English.
So you named her after my Granny instead?Her name was Maggie, but one of my best friends has a daughter named Maggie, so I am switching her to Aggie.
oh ****!!!!!!!So you named her after my Granny instead?Granny would not be pleased!
4 am the new puppy jumped up in bed and wanted to snuggle. She is still a little unsure about everything, but she really is a sweetie.And when Scratchy curled up right at my left side last night, I'll admit that I cried a little.