Twilight's *gasp* Journal! Read at your own risk

[twilightcrimson7]

I'm an addict. *sigh*

 

[Sygy]

i knwo the feeling.

hows alex, i feel like nosing in some ones life. Ohio sounds dandy!

 

[twilightcrimson7]

How's alex?? ; Fine I guess xD
NOOO OHIO IS SO BORING. gah... ;O;
Not that Illinois is any better.... (without chicago IL would be cornfields and prairies.)

 

[Sygy]

alex is like ur bf right? are the cornfields filled with rednecks?

 

[twilightcrimson7]

bf as in best friend? xD
No... you have to go south for that xD... though you get the occasional redneck here. I have family from kentucky though... they're...interesting... xD

 

[Sygy]

oh right, it just how you said i had breakfast with alex in the morning, i just assumed!

rednecks are an interesting species, i am ashamed that some of my family are the britsh equivalent of them!

 

[twilightcrimson7]

Lol it's okay, besides its impossible for alex to be a boyfriend unless she got a sex change xD

lmao... yeah, well I haven't seen my redneck family in years, so I can safely disassociate myself with them

 

[Sygy]

alex is a girl, i feel like a twat!
you should embrace it, i came into contact with a redus necus once, i asked him ifi could possibly borrow his hat. he told to **** off then commented on my british accent!

 

[twilightcrimson7]

Lol it's okay, that was cute xD do not be ashamed!

Omg, dude DON'T WEAR THE HAT. My cousin from Kentucky gave me lice when i was a kid because we slept in the same bed.
but yeah... My family isn't that bad I guess. I have some neat memories.

 

[Sygy]

luckly, it is practically impossible for me to get them so meh!!!

my 'red neck' ones live in wales and are actually imbred, seriously, my unlce phil marryed my aunt berny. !! and my cousin just married my other cousin and once my family tried to set me up with one of my cousins!!!!111!!!! also if they see a person from another race there heads like implode, i am the main cause of many deaths in my family!

*nods*

 

[twilightcrimson7]

NO WAY... really? wow.
That's way more dramatic than my family. though my aunt (who we haven't heard from in years) is suppposedly a drug addict with many children living in a trailer and marries old guys. Yeah.
Yeah rednecks are really racist... and generally closed-minded.

 

[Sygy]

yeah, i know what you mean, well mine dont live in caravans but theylive in house which theyve build without permisson on ppls land so they are always on the verge of getting thrown out! she maried an old guy? no offense but why?

yeah, they are, you should see my family. my aunt may doenst even acknolegde me! atleat you family dont have flags saying 'keep wales white'. hahaha

 

[Jeezy]

so rednecks are really that bad?...

I always thought that was just made up by tv and stuff..

 

[twilightcrimson7]

atleat you family dont have flags saying 'keep wales white'. hahaha

That's not funny... That's horrible
But who knows, maybe they do -_- *is clueless about them.
I dunno why, it's a mystery. Maybe she likes the wrinkles

Jeezy: Yeah, a lot of it's made up, like, they stereotypes and such. there's a lot of weirdness that does go on though. It's really messed up.

 

[Sygy]

o right, no its funny, bc my dads family are part chinese. you should see m dads eyes and one of my cousins looks completely chinese but just with ginger hair.

oh racists are so funny!

 

[twilightcrimson7]

they're funny in that they're pathetic....

 

[Sygy]

*nods*


omg u r sexing my pillow?

 

[twilightcrimson7]

*shifty eyes* MAYBE. Maybe your pillow wasn't being satisfied and had to employ me to sex it up

Ahh I have to go now and clean the filthy apartment...
did i mention how much my ASS hurts?
Stupid bike.

 

[Sygy]

are you implying that i cant even fulfil my own pillow sexually?

have fun cleaning the crackhead apartment! it is the crackhead one right?

 

[twilightcrimson7]

I MIGHT BE.... HMMMM.... I wonders. *waggles brow*

Gee thanks. I already cleaned the godawful bathroom though, so its all downhill from here. Yes, crackheads. And who knows what else they were taking.