Hey, here's an idea lol. I got this from somewhere:
Why giving a potato is better than a rose eh?
I mean, roses only last like a couple weeks and that's if you leave them in water and they really only exist to be pretty so that's like saying :
"My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
But a potato!!! Potatos last for ever, man in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow stuff even if you just leave them in the sack that part alone makes it a good symbol but there's more! There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! and that's like saying:
"I have many ways in which I show my love for you"
And potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome so that's like saying:
"It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
Lol, it's kinda sweet isn't it? Although the look on your gf's face if you told her you loved her and gave her a sack of potatoes haha
. Even so, I'll still say you should give her a single rose.
Wait no! Even better, give her a bunch of roses ; 11 real ones and 1 plastic / fake rose. Then tell her "I'll love you till the very last one dies". <3 That'll be so sweet!
Sorry I'm a sucker for sweet things like that. Probably why I'm single haha