Verbal masturbation.. wez style..

[emkay64]

LMAO! No man can resist a pair of slippery wet jugs.

You could have moved over a little...you can't even see me in the picture. Attention *****!

 

[Ahhlee]

You could have moved over a little...you can't even see me in the picture. Attention *****!

I COULDN'T move. Not until the aid of the Crisco, anyway.

 

[emkay64]

I COULDN'T move. Not until the aid of the Crisco, anyway.

Yah whatever...*****!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

LMAO! No man can resist a pair of slippery wet jugs.

Depends on what they look like slippery wet.

 

[Ahhlee]

Depends on what they look like slippery wet.

I take it you are a breast connoisseur.

What would be some examples of acceptable and unacceptable *******?

(emkay - grab some pen and paper. We should take notes!)

 

[snafu]

Depends on what they look like slippery wet.

I take it you are a breast connoisseur.
What would be some examples of acceptable and unacceptable *******?

(emkay - grab some pen and paper. We should take notes!)

You didn't know? RO is a **** man and he knows how to pick the ripe ones!

Now see in this day and age I'm not so picky.

 

[emkay64]

You didn't know? RO is a **** man and he knows how to pick the ripe ones!
Now see in this day and age I'm not so picky.

Awww Snaf...you're an absolute sweetheart! I'm flashing you right now

 

[Ahhlee]

Awww Snaf...you're an absolute sweetheart! I'm flashing you right now

Me too! I hope you don't mind inverted nipples and sporadic patches of chest hair.

 

[emkay64]

Me too! I hope you don't mind inverted nipples and sporadic patches of chest hair.

You're such a show off!

 

[Ahhlee]

You're such a show off!

Hey, when you got it going on like I do, it's a crime not to flaunt it.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I take it you are a breast connoisseur.
What would be some examples of acceptable and unacceptable *******?

(emkay - grab some pen and paper. We should take notes!)

I would love to crack open that treasure trove of knowledge, but I would rather you judge for yourself.

Do or do not. There is no try.

RateMyBoobs - RateMyBoobs

 

[Ahhlee]

I would love to crack open that treasure trove of knowledge, but I would rather you judge for yourself.
Do or do not. There is no try.

RateMyBoobs - RateMyBoobs

I think we are about to be taken on a very bizarre journey....

Don't faint, eddo!!!!

 

[wez]

I just got my *** kicked by anna in scrabble! yay me!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Don't faint, eddo!!!!

With all those wangs to be critiqued, we may never hear from eddo again.

If I were to find a Rate-My-Livestock site and post it here, we could say "adios" to wez, too.

Hey eddo... I rated your mom a "6" over at Rate-a-MILF.com

 

[wez]

With all those wangs to be critiqued, we may never hear from eddo again.
If I were to find a Rate-My-Livestock site and post it here, we could say "adios" to wez, too.

Hey eddo... I rated your mom a "6" over at Rate-a-MILF.com

What the **** are you blithering on about now?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

What the **** are you blithering on about now?

This is verbal masturbation, right?

Just trying to fit in and/or keep up.

 

[eddo]

With all those wangs to be critiqued, we may never hear from eddo again.
If I were to find a Rate-My-Livestock site and post it here, we could say "adios" to wez, too.

Hey eddo... I rated your mom a "6" over at Rate-a-MILF.com

ahh, so you are the one that screwed with the curve!

Ma hasn't felt this good about herself since she got her bottom teeth back!

 

[Ahhlee]

ahh, so you are the one that screwed with the curve!

Ma hasn't felt this good about herself since she got her bottom teeth back!

I wonder if there's a Rate-a-Single ***** with a **** Poor Attitude site? I'd probably score quite high.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

ahh, so you are the one that screwed with the curve!

Ma hasn't felt this good about herself since she got her bottom teeth back!

Yeah... the average score was 3.

Your mom is a solid 6, but an 11 in bed.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I wonder if there's a Rate-a-Single ***** with a **** Poor Attitude site? I'd probably score quite high.

I believe that this has the market cornered.

AMY WINEHOUSE