Verbal masturbation.. wez style..

[RoyalOrleans]

Hee hee! No, I just like to play a game called "best and worst case scenario".For example:

Perhaps I'm a beautiful Swedish bikini model who smells like roses and money and enjoys working out 14 hours a day, auto body fellas and performing ******** at every opportunity.

Or perhaps I'm a short, squat truck driver who smells like week old cabbage and enjoys cutting himself for attention, dressing up like a wood fairy and chanting ancient Gaelic majick spells during coitus.

Or possibly I'm just a silly midwest American girl who smells of Vanilla Lace perfume from Victoria's Secret and enjoys having fun, paranormal **** and searching for a man capable of taming her wild libido so she doesn't have to spend her evenings playing lesbian strip Scrabble on the internet.

Ya just never know!

My name is Jesse and I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor, singer, dancer. They say that the Agent Morris awaits.

 

[Ahhlee]

My name is Jesse and I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor, singer, dancer. They say that the Agent Morris awaits.

Is that your best case scenario?

Is that a good flick? I've never seen it. I do own "Life of Brian" on dvd.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Is that your best case scenario?
Is that a good flick? I've never seen it. I do own "Life of Brian" on dvd.

It's from the movie Greaser's Palace and is currently my favorite movie of all time! It was directed by Robert Downey Sr.

 

[Ahhlee]

It's from the movie Greaser's Palace and is currently my favorite movie of all time! It was directed by Robert Downey Sr.

I googled your reply to see what in the **** you were talking about and saw it was from Greaser's Palace which I've heard about but have never seen. I've heard good things - I'll have to check it out.

I've been on a 70's movies kick myself. Everything now is so overloaded with action and CGI...it's nice to go back to the purity of a good plot, well rounded characters and actual dialogue.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I googled your reply to see what in the **** you were talking about and saw it was from Greaser's Palace which I've heard about but have never seen. I've heard good things - I'll have to check it out.
I've been on a 70's movies kick myself. Everything now is so overloaded with action and CGI...it's nice to go back to the purity of a good plot, well rounded characters and actual dialogue.

Will you fukken marry me?

 

[Ahhlee]

Will you fukken marry me?

If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it.

Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool.

 

[ImWithStupid]

If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it.
Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool.

You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too.

 

[Ahhlee]

You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too.

Oooh, good thinking! My parents might be a bit put off if he showed up to dinner with his junk on display.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

You realize you're talking to RO. You may want to suggest he wears pants too.

HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

That was awesome!

Yes, I would show up sans the pants. I mean, I like to make a good impression on the gal's mom.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

If you show up to meet my parents in a blazer with a crisp, clean white t-shirt underneath I will definitely consider it.
Oh, and bring along a copy of Greaser's Palace because it sounds really cool.

It's not cool. It's campy cool and fukken hilarious!

 

[Ahhlee]

It's not cool. It's campy cool and fukken hilarious!

Campy is great. I love campy films.

My friends have dubbed me as having the worst dvd collection ever because it's filled with so much weird ****. Bastards.

That's fine because I kind of enjoy being an oddball with a sense of style and humor that no one can quite grasp. It makes me feel all untouchable and stuff.

 

[emkay64]

Well if you like cult films:

In the Realm of the Senses (genital amputation, basically Japanese ****, not for sensitive types), Fritz the Cat, I Spit on Your Grave (not for feminists), Duel, Scalpel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (i love it, even if it sucks), Pink Flamingoes (*** with roosters?), Eraserhead, Delicatessen, Harold and Maude,Eating Raoul, Time Bandits, 5 Deadly Venoms, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Brazil, and Run Lola Run (I loved this one) are all really good. Most are sick, weird. depraved or politically incorrect...but really...what would you expect from me?

 

[emkay64]

ooooo This is Spinal Tap...should also be in my list.

 

[wez]

Well if you like cult films:
In the Realm of the Senses (genital amputation, basically depraved Japanese ****, not for sensitive types), Fritz the Cat, I Spit on Your Grave (not for feminists), Duel, Scalpel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (i love it, even if it sucks), Pink Flamingoes (*** with roosters?), Eraserhead, Harold and Maude,Eating Raoul, Time Bandits, 5 Deadly Venoms, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Brazil, and Run Lola Run (I loved this one) are all really good. Most are sick, weird. depraved or politically incorrect...but really...what would you expect from me?

Saw several of those.. liked em all.. texas Chainsaw, Eating Raoul, Harold and Maude, Brazil..

Gotta love a guy getting his protective suit filled with sewage.. hahaha

 

[eddo]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

One of the best movies ever made.

 

[wez]

One of the best movies ever made.

Never saw it for some stupid reason.. loved Meaning of life though.. The restaurant vomit scene.. hahaha

 

[Ahhlee]

Well if you like cult films:
In the Realm of the Senses (genital amputation, basically Japanese ****, not for sensitive types), Fritz the Cat, I Spit on Your Grave (not for feminists), Duel, Scalpel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (i love it, even if it sucks), Pink Flamingoes (*** with roosters?), Eraserhead, Delicatessen, Harold and Maude,Eating Raoul, Time Bandits, 5 Deadly Venoms, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Brazil, and Run Lola Run (I loved this one) are all really good. Most are sick, weird. depraved or politically incorrect...but really...what would you expect from me?

A movie with *********** and a cross-dresser eating actual dog ****? Are you insane????

**** yeah I've seen it...lol.

I swear you and I were separated at birth. I've seen many of those movies and love them. The ones on your list I haven't seen I will have to check out because I have this odd feeling that our tastes in the sick, twisted, humorous and depraved are eerily similar.

In fact "This is Spinal Tap" is one of the first dvd's I ever purchased.

I also have a bizarre (and possibly even unhealthy) fascination with David Lynch's "Dune" and pretty much anything starring Yul Brynner. It's crazy....the man was only 5'8" so if he were still alive I could look him straight in the eye, but his presense in movies was so commanding it made him seem larger than life.

I also love Monty Python, Caddy Shack, and pretty much any movie of the Airplane and Naked Gun genre of comedy.

Basically I like guy movies and hate chick flicks. I don't know what that says about my psyche or ability (inability?) to maintain healthy relationships, but frankly....I don't fukking care.

 

[wez]

Oh Christ.. Pink Flamingo's.. I did see parts of that.. what was the name of that cross dressing sh t eater? hahaha

That was fukking gross..

Yeah, Spinal Tap too.. great movie. Poor drummers

 

[Ahhlee]

I love Rocky Horror, too.

 

[wez]

I love Rocky Horror, too.

Wasn't a big fan of that.. Couldn't watch much of it.. To much control happening..

I do tend to like my *** and violence seperated with a thick line.. They are polar opposites after all..

I'm old fashioned like that..