What if we had to marry a fellow member
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Lethalfind
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If someone was holding a gun to my head, making me get married, I would seriously consider asking them to pull the trigger. At least the pain would be quick. Nothing at all like marriage where your partner gets to stick the knife in and turn it when he wants a little fun and then of course there is the pouring in a little salt when he gets bored.
EAT A BULLET or MARRIAGE, hard choice.
Is anyone on here in a coma?? I think a comatose husband would be OK, just as long as I never had to see him but then there would always be the worry he would wake up...
EAT A BULLET or MARRIAGE, hard choice.
Is anyone on here in a coma?? I think a comatose husband would be OK, just as long as I never had to see him but then there would always be the worry he would wake up...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell
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If opposites attract then I got dibs on AIG!
phreakwars
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Well, lets see:
tizz- Would turn me into an abusive spouse, I'd have to start the day out by smacking her
ToriAllen- Cute, but thinks she is smarter then me... absolute turn off
TheJenn88- Would feel like I am raising a teen all over again
SD87- Would annoy me with alleged inteluctual conversation
skategreen- cute, but too short, and too old
angie- hmm, don't really know about that one... I'd probably cheat on her
A.I.G.- couldn't handle me unless she started smoking pot with me, then we'd have some fun !!
Lethalfind- see Tori
charteusechick- Would annoy me with ****** bubbles.
Parasite ***- I'd have to put her on a diet of weed and ***.
Gray~Gal... eh.. too plain jane for me
Cynthia- Party Girl !! I likes her !!
Sonyathebitch- I love the bitchy type, I'd be ***** all the time.
Whatever- I'd probably knock her up and divorce her and leave her in the ghetto.
Anna Perenna- Well if she was as fine as most Aussie women are, I'd take her on looks alone.
ta2dgirl28- I think I picked her up at a bar in Omaha a few years ago and ****** her already... she was kinda loose.
Vortex- Hey, at least I'd get an awsome ******* out of it.
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tizz- Would turn me into an abusive spouse, I'd have to start the day out by smacking her
ToriAllen- Cute, but thinks she is smarter then me... absolute turn off
TheJenn88- Would feel like I am raising a teen all over again
SD87- Would annoy me with alleged inteluctual conversation
skategreen- cute, but too short, and too old
angie- hmm, don't really know about that one... I'd probably cheat on her
A.I.G.- couldn't handle me unless she started smoking pot with me, then we'd have some fun !!
Lethalfind- see Tori
charteusechick- Would annoy me with ****** bubbles.
Parasite ***- I'd have to put her on a diet of weed and ***.
Gray~Gal... eh.. too plain jane for me
Cynthia- Party Girl !! I likes her !!
Sonyathebitch- I love the bitchy type, I'd be ***** all the time.
Whatever- I'd probably knock her up and divorce her and leave her in the ghetto.
Anna Perenna- Well if she was as fine as most Aussie women are, I'd take her on looks alone.
ta2dgirl28- I think I picked her up at a bar in Omaha a few years ago and ****** her already... she was kinda loose.
Vortex- Hey, at least I'd get an awsome ******* out of it.
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Outlaw2747
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Outlaw2747
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But here is a synopsis of my observations of the lovely ladies here at GF:
Tori: Prejudice against short guys because we are seen as inferior and it ruins her "image" probably, has kids, taken. Attractive and intelligent though. Eliminated.
Tizz: Has kids, prefer someone around my age. Eliminated.
SD87: Too young...18 is my limit. Would make for a good conversation though we do not truly share the same interests. Eliminated.
TheJenn88: Same deal as her friend SD87. Eliminated.
Chartuesechick: Dunno much about. Plus booger bubbles are sick...lol! AHEM! Eliminated.
Skategreen: Dunno much about her either. Other than that, I don't see anything blantantly wrong with her. But due to my lack of knowledge...eliminated.
AIG: Too religious, and very much oblivious to what is going on. Eliminated. Plus I LOVE pork.
DizzyMe: So beautiful and intelligent but TAKEN!!! ELIMINATED!!!
Bec: Taken and she wouldn't tolerate my language too much (though I am trying to improve). I don't want to offend any woman like that but it cannot be helped. Eliminated.
Angie: Oh so gorgeous and oh so intelligent but TAKEN! And pregnant! ELIMINATED!!!
Anna: We'd probably **** heads alot since we are both quite smartmouthed. But I do have a thing for Aussie women... Umm...eliminated.
Here's the kicker though...MARRIAGE DESTROYS LIVES AND IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND SERVES NO PURPOSE THAN TO **** PEOPLE OVER!!! I DON'T CONSIDER GETTING MARRIED ANYWAYS SO EVERYONE IS FRIGGIN' ELIMINATED ANYWAYS!!! Thank you...
Tori: Prejudice against short guys because we are seen as inferior and it ruins her "image" probably, has kids, taken. Attractive and intelligent though. Eliminated.
Tizz: Has kids, prefer someone around my age. Eliminated.
SD87: Too young...18 is my limit. Would make for a good conversation though we do not truly share the same interests. Eliminated.
TheJenn88: Same deal as her friend SD87. Eliminated.
Chartuesechick: Dunno much about. Plus booger bubbles are sick...lol! AHEM! Eliminated.
Skategreen: Dunno much about her either. Other than that, I don't see anything blantantly wrong with her. But due to my lack of knowledge...eliminated.
AIG: Too religious, and very much oblivious to what is going on. Eliminated. Plus I LOVE pork.
DizzyMe: So beautiful and intelligent but TAKEN!!! ELIMINATED!!!
Bec: Taken and she wouldn't tolerate my language too much (though I am trying to improve). I don't want to offend any woman like that but it cannot be helped. Eliminated.
Angie: Oh so gorgeous and oh so intelligent but TAKEN! And pregnant! ELIMINATED!!!
Anna: We'd probably **** heads alot since we are both quite smartmouthed. But I do have a thing for Aussie women...
Umm...eliminated.Here's the kicker though...MARRIAGE DESTROYS LIVES AND IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND SERVES NO PURPOSE THAN TO **** PEOPLE OVER!!! I DON'T CONSIDER GETTING MARRIED ANYWAYS SO EVERYONE IS FRIGGIN' ELIMINATED ANYWAYS!!! Thank you...
Lethalfind
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Phreak, I'll take that as a compliment !!!
lol
as for becoming an abusive spouse, I fight back and I have a license to carry...
lol
as for becoming an abusive spouse, I fight back and I have a license to carry...
smutt butt
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smutt butt
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angie, but she is taken
tizz, yes but would have to have plenty of duct tape.
graygal , of course.
tizz, yes but would have to have plenty of duct tape.
graygal , of course.
ToriAllen
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I understand. Vin Diesel it is...Ill marry you babe...i could at least marry you legaly....but id have to have boyfriends and my own room...you understand
and mel gibson....hes one of those "hunks" that only straight women seem to like....(like kevin costner, stephen segal, michael douglas, and people like fabio).....Throw in the topic of Collin Ferral, VinDiesel, Nick Lachey, and Billy Zane (with hair) and ill pop the poporn and do your nails first!!
