What if we had to marry a fellow member

[berniec]

dont you worry about that bernie.....i like more masculine men...

Five foot two.eyes of blue--------what more do you want?

 

[Outlaw2747]

Why not save the trouble of deciding and just have one massive ********?

How about no?

 

[Anna Perenna]

Anna Perenna- Well if she was as fine as most Aussie women are, I'd take her on looks alone.

And don't forget, we already fight like a married couple!

Vortex- Hey, at least I'd get an awsome ******* out of it.

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Hahahahahaha!

p.s. I would marry none of you.

But I would consider being a highly paid 'mistress'.

 

[phreakwars]

I'll start the bidding at 2 BITS !!

And I want my change.

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[Anna Perenna]

I'll start the bidding at 2 BITS !!
And I want my change.

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2 Bits of WHAT?

I accept all minerals.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Yes, without a doubt; Skategreen although we would both ignore the "married" fact...too cumbersome a label and oh so stifeling.

I would need somebody who wouldn't bat an eyelid at my tendency to go on walk about from food market to food market, for an entire day, buying food items I have no idea how to use, and then discovering what I can use them for. Somebody who could eat Curry for breakfast, and pancakes for dinner. Somebody who could not have an alcoholic drink for months, and then in one afternoon, polish off a bottle of wine for no particular reason at all other than to get "fuzzy" for the moment.

I would need somebody who could be like 2 boats on a bay, sailing around each other, waving at each other from a distance, and occassionally, passing close by so that they could tether together, and walk around as a guest on the other's vessel and tell the other skipper personally, "nice boat! Thanks for sharing it with me!".

With Skategreen however, kitchen antics would be at an all time high....as would fingerpainting, and beachcombing, talking to strangers, and overtly colorful clothing, and hats- lots of hats - different kinds...

And food! At least we would know which of us is "Julia Child" and who is "Betty Crocker"! I cook, I DON'T BAKE! (except Canadian shortbread cookies)

 

[phreakwars]

Another ******* eHarmony moment....

If I were single.... I would not NEED at all, I would like to have around some chick who is pretty quiet for the most part, but can carry an interesting conversation. Ability to tolerate a very sarcastic speaking, but never serious about life person who lives for the next day in a very practical non conformist existence and is happy just being alive...non pot smokers need not apply..

Also preferred is a non party girl type drinking buddy who drinks in moderation on very rare occasions just for ***** and giggles, and loves to socialize with a crowd.

Our incomes MUST be moderate, yet somewhat conservative. We won't live for a big house and a dog and a mini-van and 2.3 kids, but we will accept them as they come by our own hard work as a joint effort of fair bill distributions. Financial security will come from high $$ 401k contributions from each of us, and solid investments through a reputable brokerage house. My mate is also NOT allowed to carry a credit card, as I do not believe in spending money I don't have. I find those extra wants and needs in life that one has not worked for, are just material possessions and therefore, not needed for us to be happy... SHALL I GO ON ??

Well anyways, if I sound like you ideal mate, well, your **** out of luck for now, I don't care how ******* hot you are or how ugly you are, you'll get your shot after my wife expires under natural conditions of old age. Cuz I gots my ***** already !!

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[Cogito Ergo Sum]

...Cuz I gots my ***** already !!...

True love reigns supreme in the Phreakwars residence...

He's going to NEED another place to sleep if the wife ever reads that!

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

CES-nice guy but NAH.

Phreak-If you asked,it would be a Yes.Can't we have fun without damaging our internal organs?

Hugh E. Rection-Iam furious at the thought.

Outlaw- He looks like 50 cent.And where is he from?

Royal Orleans- What a weird combination it would be.

Vortex- I wish I was good enough.Something's missing.

Builder- Love him.But he is too hang up on angie at the moment.

MRIH- Next!

KVH- Good guy.Hates my religion. sigh

Fullauto- Nice eyes.Our kids would be cute for sure.But ''hail enki'' would drive me mad.

Spleefman-Bad role model.

R&E- No way.

Tonon- Who?

Snafu- Apprently I'm like a daughter to him.Marriege is not an option.

Johny 5- You're in my top 3.

WYPO- Hardly say a word to each other.

 

[ToriAllen]

Vortex- I wish I was good enough.Something's missing.

Hmmmm.

LOL

 

[phreakwars]

I also neglected to mention that I also cook. Not counting behind the pizza counter, I am the chef and kitchen supervisor for a club in town and I have competed in many cooking competitions. I was taught by the best of the best (my grandma's) and I have a huge culinary arsenal of good eats memorized in my mind of every ethnic type available. My specialty is authentic mexican, and mid western American meals. I even figured out KFC's secret recipie !!

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[TheJenn88]

I even figured out KFC's secret recipie !!
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To bad their chicken tastes like ****

 

[ToriAllen]

Well anyways, if I sound like you ideal mate, well, your **** out of luck for now, I don't care how ******* hot you are or how ugly you are, you'll get your shot after my wife expires under natural conditions of old age. Cuz I gots my ***** already !!.

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I thought we were married for a short while...

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:24 PM: And how has your day been hon? The kids are being monsters again.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:26 PM: The school called me about your daughter, she was hitting some kids on the playground

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:28 PM: We will have to figure out a tougher for of punishment.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:28 PM: I say YOUR daughter because I don't claim her

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: Today has been hectic. How are you

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: She takes after your dad and you know it

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: Your ******* mother has been ragging today too, seems your dad is not letting her have the car again.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:30 PM: No TV for a week?

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:30 PM: I'm fine, just a bit sleepy...last night wore me out.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:31 PM: You've seen her drive...

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:31 PM: Just tell her to go take her meds

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:32 PM: Bad! You shouldn't talk about our private time on a public forum!

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:32 PM: I ain't talking to the *****, shes a ******* rag

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:33 PM: Maybe we should get her one of those lip hair removers for her birthday

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:33 PM: Ha Ha Ha

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:34 PM: You better be careful little man. People say I look like mom.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:34 PM: I'm sorry but its just starting to **** me off, your ******* brother was drunk as **** last night, should have seen this porker he was hitting on.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:35 PM: That could be me in twenty years...

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:35 PM: I told you, you start looking like that *****, I'll divorce your ***, I ain't bullshitting

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Don't get me started on siblings or I'll have to bring up your brother Joe and his boyfriend Gary

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Get a better job and I can afford plastic surgery

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Oh darn, hes gone now

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: we'll have to continue this discussion later

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: Too bad

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: Lol

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: I told you you DON'T need new breats, I like them the way they are.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: yeah but Double D's would just round me off so nicely

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: The strech marks could use some work though

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: Just incase anyone is wondering, lancer sent me a message wondering if Tori is my wife

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:44 PM: I tell ya what, I think I might just have to start a ToriAllen fan site.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:44 PM: I get so many **** messages..."**** SHES HOT"

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:48 PM: As long as it's a pay site.

What ever happened to the ToriAllen Fan Club? Nobody wuvs me. cry

 

[fullauto]

Here goes....

If I had to I would probably marry anyone of you for different reasons!

Tori: Hot... very hot.... after children... That's dicipline... I like that... That's very attractive..

Tizz: We would have some GREAT arguments!

SD87: sure, why not... we'd have to hold off on the *** till ya hit 18 but why not...

TheJenn88: same deal as SD... But she's got a great smile and looks like a very appreciative girl... very nice...

Chartuesechick: Little scarey to tell ya the truth... I'd do it, but You'd need to drop the 'my sould is as black as charcoal' thing

Skategreen: Older woman... Never had one... I'd try it... even if the *** is not too often, at least she'd be interesting to BS with...

AIG: Yeah... Ok... I'm not even sure what to say... She might be hot, I don't know... But that Islam **** has got to go!

DizzyMe: Dizzy is cute... really cute... I'd do it...

Angie: Seems pretty pleasant and witty... I'd do it...

Anna: I don't know, but for some reason I think we would make some pretty good music together... But what does she look like?

 

[Anna Perenna]

I'll start the bidding at 2 BITS !!
And I want my change.

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As insulting as this is, it did inspire a wonderful new pet name:

Anna Pennyho.

 

[Anna Perenna]

Anna: I don't know, but for some reason I think we would make some pretty good music together... But what does she look like?

Thank you.

But the only person who has proven he is worthy of seeing my picture is Builder.

And he's such a gentleman, he hasn't even asked to see it!

 

[tizz]

OK I think I would have to MARRY CES and SkATE (I need a good *** around and skate and I could pair up and go skating while CES mows the lawn(s) But then I would need things to be open for as we all know I am a slave to Phreak, would hop down my favorite drunk Aussies pants in a minute (I would go for outlaw but he has this odd thing about kids and since I am one it would never work) Fallauto you just scare me sometimes LOL (hhmm I will NEVER go for someone younger so who is OVER 30 anyway?) PJ knows I would marry him if just to learn how to make my legs look as good as his!!

HHMMM I think my age limitations leaves out most of the morons.... OK RO would be interesting, but we would beat the **** out of eachother LOL Hugh is too obsessed with his own falice and I would probably never get him out of the bathroom and I KNOW he would never share the Playboys...

**** it, I will stick to whoring myself out (I like variety)

 

[skategreen]

I thought we were married for a short while...
phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:24 PM: And how has your day been hon? The kids are being monsters again.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:26 PM: The school called me about your daughter, she was hitting some kids on the playground

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:28 PM: We will have to figure out a tougher for of punishment.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:28 PM: I say YOUR daughter because I don't claim her

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: Today has been hectic. How are you

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: She takes after your dad and you know it

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:29 PM: Your ******* mother has been ragging today too, seems your dad is not letting her have the car again.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:30 PM: No TV for a week?

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:30 PM: I'm fine, just a bit sleepy...last night wore me out.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:31 PM: You've seen her drive...

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:31 PM: Just tell her to go take her meds

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:32 PM: Bad! You shouldn't talk about our private time on a public forum!

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:32 PM: I ain't talking to the *****, shes a ******* rag

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:33 PM: Maybe we should get her one of those lip hair removers for her birthday

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:33 PM: Ha Ha Ha

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:34 PM: You better be careful little man. People say I look like mom.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:34 PM: I'm sorry but its just starting to **** me off, your ******* brother was drunk as **** last night, should have seen this porker he was hitting on.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:35 PM: That could be me in twenty years...

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:35 PM: I told you, you start looking like that *****, I'll divorce your ***, I ain't bullshitting

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Don't get me started on siblings or I'll have to bring up your brother Joe and his boyfriend Gary

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Get a better job and I can afford plastic surgery

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: Oh darn, hes gone now

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:36 PM: we'll have to continue this discussion later

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: Too bad

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: Lol

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:37 PM: I told you you DON'T need new breats, I like them the way they are.

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: yeah but Double D's would just round me off so nicely

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: The strech marks could use some work though

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:38 PM: Just incase anyone is wondering, lancer sent me a message wondering if Tori is my wife

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:44 PM: I tell ya what, I think I might just have to start a ToriAllen fan site.

phreakwars 05-02-2005 at 01:44 PM: I get so many **** messages..."**** SHES HOT"

ToriAllen 05-02-2005 at 01:48 PM: As long as it's a pay site.

What ever happened to the ToriAllen Fan Club? Nobody wuvs me. cry

This was beautiful. I hope it's on again. I forgot to TiVo it. ****!

 

[skategreen]

Yes, without a doubt; Skategreen although we would both ignore the "married" fact...too cumbersome a label and oh so stifeling.
I would need somebody who wouldn't bat an eyelid at my tendency to go on walk about from food market to food market, for an entire day, buying food items I have no idea how to use, and then discovering what I can use them for. Somebody who could eat Curry for breakfast, and pancakes for dinner. Somebody who could not have an alcoholic drink for months, and then in one afternoon, polish off a bottle of wine for no particular reason at all other than to get "fuzzy" for the moment.

I would need somebody who could be like 2 boats on a bay, sailing around each other, waving at each other from a distance, and occassionally, passing close by so that they could tether together, and walk around as a guest on the other's vessel and tell the other skipper personally, "nice boat! Thanks for sharing it with me!".

With Skategreen however, kitchen antics would be at an all time high....as would fingerpainting, and beachcombing, talking to strangers, and overtly colorful clothing, and hats- lots of hats - different kinds...

And food! At least we would know which of us is "Julia Child" and who is "Betty Crocker"! I cook, I DON'T BAKE! (except Canadian shortbread cookies)

SEEE WYPO? THIS is why I love CES.

and in addition to all this....

He's got the kids

I got the toys

Let the Party Begin!

Oh Big Wide Cheesey Grins!

 

[skategreen]

I