The internet police arrived, and rounded us all up, trucked us to a remote island not yet discovered by the world at large and ordered us to marry each other.......because we've each in turn been ********, and this is now our punishment?
I'm trying to think of why the **** we'd ever be "forced" to marry one another. It has to be real, see... in some way it has to at least be enough of an idea for an ABC Movie Of the Week.....
But I think, even without a gun to my head, I'd choose CES.
I'd marry him for his recipes.
(he wouldn't regret it, my baking skills could bring World Peace)