What is the point of this sub-forum?

Big deal if she is heavy, she can always lose weight and turn out to be one hell of a hotty, you on the other hand, will always be ugly. Can't fix that by diet and exercise.

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HAHA
Yeah thats whats funny...I know this OFF The subject but ever realize how UGLY people like to CALL OUT fat people. Do they not realize, those FAT PEOPLE can be skinny but UGLYINESS....well that cant be fixed. I dont care how much you try to PAY to fix ur ugly face u'd still be MORE ****ed up ;)
 
phreakwars said:
Big deal if she is heavy, she can always lose weight and turn out to be one hell of a hotty, you on the other hand, will always be ugly. Can't fix that by diet and exercise.

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The ironic thing:

A. She probably would look hot if she lost weight...

B. I am 5'6" and 210 with very little muscle.

Go figure...
 
jokersarewild said:
The ironic thing:

A. She probably would look hot if she lost weight...

B. I am 5'6" and 210 with very little muscle.

Go figure...
Do I see a potential PROM couple here or what ??
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No, we're just good friends.

I have a crush on a chick who is(I am not kidding):

About 5'2", 110lbs, and well, you get the picture...
 
I seen fat people with a significant other. Us short people? Psh, some of us are more likely to find a giant squid in our backyard.
 
Good God there's a girl for everybody. Ya just gotta be patient. An self confident.
I learent this!

Old age has it's benefits.

I'm 5'4 and 215. I'm by no means a good looker but I've managed to have a lot of nice and pretty girl fiends. Married twice.
The key is CONFIDENCE.
It's to late for me for this wisdom so I pass it to you grasshopper.
 
I was fortunate enough to get my fair share of ***** in my days, and only 1 of them was ugly... well 2 now, the one chick has gotten a few years older and has turned into a NASTY looking bitch... no way I'd even think of ****ing her again...eeeww.

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The way I see it, if I was to make some kind of comment about having a HUGE type of tool, and repeatedly made that claim, then the only way anybody would know for sure, is if they saw it.


Now, perhaps the day would come, say my wife died in a car accident, or some other unfortunate mishap, and I eventually found another female to procreate with... etc...

If I made this claim of being HUGE and then they saw it and discovered it's not what they were expecting, I would look like a fool, and then get the laugh over it...

I say, it's better to give the impression it's tiny, get the laugh now, then when they actually see it, they won't be disappointed, possibly even pleasantly surprised.:D
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The gist of it all, phreak, is that the average depth of a woman's vagina is five and a half inches, or 13.7 centimetres.

Having a **** that could be used to hang your washing off is fine for porno movies or entertaining the inane members of society.

Short and thick does the trick. :D
 
builder said:
The gist of it all, phreak, is that the average depth of a woman's vagina is five and a half inches, or 13.7 centimetres.

Having a **** that could be used to hang your washing off is fine for porno movies or entertaining the inane members of society.

Short and thick does the trick. :D

I am cursed...if I want to get it all the way in I have to screw enormously fat broads.
 
phreakwars said:
The way I see it, if I was to make some kind of comment about having a HUGE type of tool, and repeatedly made that claim, then the only way anybody would know for sure, is if they saw it.


Now, perhaps the day would come, say my wife died in a car accident, or some other unfortunate mishap, and I eventually found another female to procreate with... etc...

If I made this claim of being HUGE and then they saw it and discovered it's not what they were expecting, I would look like a fool, and then get the laugh over it...

I say, it's better to give the impression it's tiny, get the laugh now, then when they actually see it, they won't be disappointed, possibly even pleasantly surprised.:D
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Then again....

"DAMN! I've been using Way To Hot water...it must have shrunk in the wash."

or...

hook up with a farsighted gal. Don't they wear those glasses that make everything look large?

Then again.... using the tool properly is pretty much of equal importance. :D
 
HAHA
There aint nothing like giving the tongue a little work out if the "twig and berries" dont work
 
Outlaw2747 said:
I seen fat people with a significant other. Us short people? Psh, some of us are more likely to find a giant squid in our backyard.

Awww that isn't true at all.

Look at Tom Cruise. He gets all the best women.

And Dudley Moore got all the play back in his day.
 
for me it is an excuse to reach 25 posts

Why thank you... yes I thought it was clever too. 30 seconds between posts no less.
 
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