phreakwars
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- Joined
- Feb 8, 2005
Big deal if she is heavy, she can always lose weight and turn out to be one hell of a hotty, you on the other hand, will always be ugly. Can't fix that by diet and exercise.
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phreakwars said:Big deal if she is heavy, she can always lose weight and turn out to be one hell of a hotty, you on the other hand, will always be ugly. Can't fix that by diet and exercise.
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Do I see a potential PROM couple here or what ??jokersarewild said:The ironic thing:
A. She probably would look hot if she lost weight...
B. I am 5'6" and 210 with very little muscle.
Go figure...
phreakwars said:Well, she's in for a disappointment, I'm hung like a hampster.
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builder said:The gist of it all, phreak, is that the average depth of a woman's vagina is five and a half inches, or 13.7 centimetres.
Having a **** that could be used to hang your washing off is fine for porno movies or entertaining the inane members of society.
Short and thick does the trick.
phreakwars said:The way I see it, if I was to make some kind of comment about having a HUGE type of tool, and repeatedly made that claim, then the only way anybody would know for sure, is if they saw it.
Now, perhaps the day would come, say my wife died in a car accident, or some other unfortunate mishap, and I eventually found another female to procreate with... etc...
If I made this claim of being HUGE and then they saw it and discovered it's not what they were expecting, I would look like a fool, and then get the laugh over it...
I say, it's better to give the impression it's tiny, get the laugh now, then when they actually see it, they won't be disappointed, possibly even pleasantly surprised.
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Outlaw2747 said:I seen fat people with a significant other. Us short people? Psh, some of us are more likely to find a giant squid in our backyard.
hugo said:I am cursed...if I want to get it all the way in I have to screw enormously fat broads.