What NOT to say on first dates

[RoyalOrleans]

I voted for Nader.

 

[Anna Perenna]

"I am a member of the criminally insane club."

That too, CES. (Thank you kindly for the edit)

But don't forget the original:

"I am a moderator on the GF forum"

 

[Outlaw2747]

That too, CES. (Thank you kindly for the edit)

But don't forget the original:

"I am a moderator on the GF forum"

So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ****ING HURT ME!!!

 

[Anna Perenna]

So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ****ING HURT ME!!!

You flatterer, you.

We all know you are dating Nicole.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

That too, CES. (Thank you kindly for the edit)

But don't forget the original:

"I am a moderator on the GF forum"

Ah Anna...

Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids?

Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts.

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ****ING HURT ME!!!

Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks...

She has a big surprise for you!

 

[builder]

Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks...

She has a big surprise for you!

You ****ing party-pooper, CES.

Just 'cause you've had the pleasure, don't spoil it for him.

 

[builder]

Ah Anna...

Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids?

Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts.

Yes. And can I sell you a pair of these ladderless stockings?

 

[SlIgHtLyOpInIoNaTeD]

NO!! I'm bilingual there's a difference!

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

Was this suposed to make sense? a brothel is a whore house.

sorry.Little girl is more suitable isn't it?

 

[fullauto]

#1 Touch my Crotch

#2 Ooh, ooh... look out for the rash

#3 My mother says you need to lose a few pounds

#4 My god is WAYYYyyyy better than your god!

 

[cool_dude]

So we cannot date because I'm a mod here Anna? I am so crushed! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ****ING HURT ME!!!

Well, I though mods don't have feelings, BUT if you put it this way I think I can fit a few living particles in you.

 

[Outlaw2747]

Well, I though mods don't have feelings, BUT if you put it this way I think I can fit a few living particles in you.

Ummm.....what???

 

[cool_dude]

Ummm.....what???

After what was said I'm assuming that mods have at least one living organ in them until I will be proven wrong. Then thats another story.

 

[Lethalfind]

One I might have heard from the guy I just got rid of...
"Hold on a moment, I need to take my Viagra"

or

"I forgot to take my psychiatric medication before we left"

Never talk about your ex when your out on a date unless you want to get rid of them quickly.

 

[Anna Perenna]

Ah Anna...

Silly girl...don't you know tricks are for Kids?

Keep one account and you can keep your unedited posts.

That's right! You still go, girl.

Reinforce the pointless rules.

And make damn sure I remember them!

 

[Anna Perenna]

Umm...Outlaw...psssst...Anna is like ummm L-O-L-A Lola, like in the song by The Kinks...

She has a big surprise for you!

Hehe. Poor ****ito Enter Sphincter.

He's always the last to know.

p.s. He only thinks my pretend virtual penis is 'big' because, in comparison to his 2 inches of purple, throbbing man love, it is.

 

[phreakwars]

Hehe. Poor ****ito Enter Sphincter..

Oh ****, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !!

We need to start another PET NAMES thread.

The other one got accidently deleted.
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[Anna Perenna]

Oh ****, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !!

We need to start another PET NAMES thread.

The other one got accidently deleted.
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Awww yeah!

 

[builder]

Oh ****, thats the best slam I've seen in a long time !!

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I thought this one was more crunching.

p.s. He only thinks my pretend virtual penis is 'big' because, in comparison to his 2 inches of purple, throbbing man love, it is.