Where are the Idiots?

ToriAllen

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I totally agree with snafu.
and where is the "I'm a Super Genius" option for the poll?
A "Super Genius" would hack into the system and add that **** option himself.

Highly intelligent. Argue all you want (I'm aware of the fact I purposely act like an asshat on here) but challenge me and quickly seal your fate.
Oh, and on the ego spectrum, I would be right at the top as well. I esteem and adore myself. Self esteem is something I am never lacking. ;)
And so modest...can't forget modest.

Tori, nothing is original under this sun and nothing is sound...
Yeah, but mine sounds better.

Ooh, I'm elusive...
I knew there had to be one on here...

Simple answer for who:
hole and his **** (Cheney)

and where:

Oval office
Can you say...One Track? At least this somewhat fits the topic of the thread

 

Anna Perenna

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Tori, where do you place yourself?

I consider myself to be of average intelligence, average intelligence augmented with a considerably higher drive in life then most people, I am regimented & methodical and have a unique ability to see things differently... thats my edge, the reason why people much smarter then me are not in charge of me.
A simple idiot test:

1. Do you owe more money then you make in 1 year?

2. Do you have a TV in your bedroom

3. Can you run 1 mile without collapsing

4. Do you take drugs as an adult i.e. weed, cocaine etc..

5. Do you engage in "swinger" sexual activities

6. Do your children call you by your first name

7. Do you work in a cubicle & have been for more then 1-2 years
I don't agree that highly intelligent people would waste time over-analysing things and not getting anything done - Da Vinci was the classic renaissance man, an accomplished polymath who got an amazing amount of things done. He is what I would consider highly intelligent - perhaps even a genius.

Truly highly intelligent people certainly wouldn't waste their lives on the internet, tooting their own horns.

I don't think I am exceptionally intelligent (I will probably never understand quantum physics) but I am discerning, practical, organised, hard working, and I am very good at making money. I also don't waste a lot of time online, like a lot of the idiots on here. I tend to spend my time very wisely, which I suppose makes me smart.

As for the Idiot Test:

1. No.

2. No

3. Yes, but I run every morning for personal reasons. Can you swim for 5km without collapsing? I can, but I swim almost every day, and this is only because I really like swimming. Busy single mothers probably don't have the time or energy for fitness regimes but that doesn't mean they aren't intelligent.

4. Yes - but I don't see how this makes me an 'idiot' considering I only do these things very infrequently. It's not escapism or delinquency, I just like to relax and have fun with my friends. And enjoying myself is at the very top of my list of priorities in life. Life is too short to take it too seriously, Nazz - so your explanations are a little too "black and white", and severe, for my liking.

5. **** No

6. No, I haven't had children yet

7. No. I own two businesses and I manage a local bank so I have three offices, plus a home office.

 

phreakwars

New member
1. Do you owe more money then you make in 1 year?
Unless you count my mortgage, no, but I would like to meet the idiot that does so I can laugh at him.

2. Do you have a TV in your bedroom
The one in the ******* living room already annoys me, why the **** would I want one in the bedroom?

3. Can you run 1 mile without collapsing
Good question.. after much analysis, and actually seeing if I could, I am happy to report, yes, yes I can. I was so proud of myself, I did 2 more. That hurt.

4. Do you take drugs as an adult i.e. weed, cocaine etc..
Is this a ******* trick question? It should read, Do you NOW take drugs...blah, blah, blah..
Uhm, no?

5. Do you engage in "swinger" sexual activities
I wish, and tell me this question wasn't directed at Phantom :rolleyes:


6. Do your children call you by your first name
I'd pop them in the mouth !!

7. Do you work in a cubicle & have been for more then 1-2 years
Hey, you know me.. I'm all over this biiaattcchh... uhm locally anyway. :D .

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ToriAllen

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Tori, where do you place yourself?
I'm in the "Too smart to answer this poll" category.

No, just kidding. I figured I'd sit back and observe for a while, but I will answer it. I'm sure you, and several others on here that know me, already know where I place myself.

 

Anna Perenna

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I'm in the "Too smart to answer this poll" category.
****. That makes you smarter than me already.

No, just kidding. I figured I'd sit back and observe for a while, but I will answer it. I'm sure you, and several others on here that know me, already know where I place myself.
Well, that depends.

I think you are too clever to claim to be "highly intelligent" (if your idea of highly intelligent is the same as mine) yet obviously you know you are smarter than the average Joe. But then, sometimes you are given to the whims of egotism, while at other times you are surprisingly humble.

And we mustn't forget that the truly clever never really let anyone know just know smart they truly are.

So while I can't be 100% sure, I'm going to guess that you'll publicly consider yourself to be "smart".

 

phreakwars

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I'm so intelligent, that I figured out it's more fun to waste your talents. And that's all the smarter I could ever hope to be.

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Then watch TV and ********, all losers do that.
So maybe I should go out and chase *****. Oh wait, that makes you an idiot.

The point is obviously lost on you because your an Idiot
The point wasn't lost. You made yourself clear that anyone who can't run a mile is an idiot. It was a pretty simple black and white concept my friend.

And one day a judge will tell you that you are an idiot... If one has not already told you.
Is he going to call me a fart face or a poopyhead too? Now if you'd excuse me, I have a big fat spliffer to light up and some cold beer to swill. The things in life that I enjoy.

Self control... It could save your life.
Once again, if you don't get laid you're a loser according to you, but if you do go out and get ***** then you're an idiot. Explain yourself please.

 

Outlaw2747

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The idiots are breeding faster than the supposed intelligent ones. You want to find one? Go to the city. Tons of them walking around.
 

Anna Perenna

New member
I guess you should go change your polling choice as well.
I can swim for as long as it takes or until hypothermia gets me. As far as the "busy single mothers" well there you have it.... not to intelligent right there.

Then come up with your own litmus test, no one said you have to use mine, you and Husker-Poo should Philosophize about it for awhile, think it over some, smoke a bong and see what you can dream up, I will keep on going.

You forgot the bar thing.
Nazz,

I enjoyed your quiz and I wanted to discuss it further with you. Pardon me for actually trying to enter into a debate with you, and on a debate forum no less

 
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