Why should we get to know you?

[Ahhlee]

Such as driving, for instance, Ali can tell you that I suddenly turn into a barking drill instructor cutting down other drivers.

Hahahaha! It's true! Woe is the elderly Vietnamese woman who cuts Neal off. I'd hate to be the recipient of one of his tongue lashings.....or wouldn't I? heh.

(PS: To Wez and Ali --- Vikes suck!)

YOU SUCK!

Care to make a friendly wager this season? Hmmmmmm?

...........

Wow, some of you got really candid. That is just so cool.

TJ and Bender - I can relate to loving a substance abuser. My ex husband got into drugs when we moved to Minneapolis and it completely changed him and our relationship. All he wanted to do was go out, party with his new druggie friends and ***** around. I stayed at home trying to make some semblance out of our lives, but I just couldn't make it work all by myself.

So many fights, so many tears....it was horrible. He grew progressively more belligerant and abusive and I knew it was going to be over soon. I tried to get him to go to counseling, church...anything with me. He didn't want to change. The last straw came when he was served paternity papers for a baby boy he'd had with another woman and the date of conception was MY FUKKING BIRTHDAY. I told him it was over and to get out.....the evening wrapped up with him shoving me into a wall and choking me. He finally came to his senses, stopped and I fell to the floor. He gathered his personal effects and left. I'm convinced he was strung out on coke that night.

During the divorce, I found out that bills I wasn't aware of and other things had been racked up in my name. There was no way I was going to get a red cent out of him for it so I wound up declaring bankruptcy. I still hate, hate, HATE that I had to do it!

I've had other boyfriends since and I had boyfriends before him, too. My usual pattern is I break up with them when they get too close to me. I am absolutely NOTORIOUS for pushing people away. I've had other ones that were verbally, mentally and physically abusive as well...they don't last long. I was also date raped in college and caved into his threats if I told, so I never told anyone in real life about it....not a soul. My own mother doesn't even know it happened to me.

So yeah, I have trust issues galore. When I say I'm not good for anyone, I REALLY mean that I'm not good for anyone. There isn't a man out there patient enough to put up with likes of me.

But I still love men!!!!....lol.

Well. This was cathartic!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I have finally found (what I believe to be) love, and it is a feeling I really never knew before meeting her, ya I know that sounds silly and even stupid to some, but that is how I feel, I hope I never lose touch with this this magic.

Give it some time.

Over time, some **** is best passed through alone.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

So yeah, I have trust issues galore. When I say I'm not good for anyone, I REALLY mean that I'm not good for anyone. There isn't a man out there patient enough to put up with likes of me.

Ali, you'd be surprised what a man would put up with to make a woman understand that he loves her.

 

[Ahhlee]

Ali, you'd be surprised what a man would put up with to make a woman understand that he loves her.

That is a sweet sentiment and for some, it must be true. ****, how many billions of dollars a year do we willingly hand over to Hollywood to watch stories about such things? How many books are written geared towards people still clinging to that tiny shred of hope that the ultimate Fairy Tale can still happen for them?

I don't mean to trivialize your comment, RO. Not at all, because you are 100% on the mark! It's just that I'm simply too old, tired and busy to believe in Fairy Tales anymore. I do still believe that love exists, that it can change people for the good and that it's a true gift from ***...and for that, I hold it sacred. Love is a beautiful, precious thing and when it's found, it should be nurtured, protected and enjoyed to its fullest extent. Yes, love exists and it is out there just waiting to be found by those who seek its warm, blissful embrace....

...but not by me.

 

[ImWithStupid]

That is a sweet sentiment and for some, it must be true. ****, how many billions of dollars a year do we willingly hand over to Hollywood to watch stories about such things? How many books are written geared towards people still clinging to that tiny shred of hope that the ultimate Fairy Tale can still happen for them?
I don't mean to trivialize your comment, RO. Not at all, because you are 100% on the mark! It's just that I'm simply too old, tired and busy to believe in Fairy Tales anymore. I do still believe that love exists, that it can change people for the good and that it's a true gift from ***...and for that, I hold it sacred. Love is a beautiful, precious thing and when it's found, it should be nurtured, protected and enjoyed to its fullest extent. Yes, love exists and it is out there just waiting to be found by those who seek its warm, blissful embrace....

...but not by me.

I say, fukk all you bitchez!!!

 

[atlantic]

You'd want to get to know me because I am not like my internet alter ego Phreakwars. I'm one of those who has a mightier pen then sword. long before I became used to typing, I did alot of writing by hand in notebooks. I actually still do alot of writing in my spare time, just on a keyboard. I've written many novels (mainly fiction adventure) and have them stored in my internet locker, but I don't let people read them, maybe someday..... I have an awkward fear of people reading my fictional work, always have since about jr high. But I HAVE had one of my stories published in a book back when I was in High School.
Don't ask me to tell you the name of the book, I don't want people to really know, my English teacher is the one who kinda pushed it on me and got it published for me. Only my brother, my mom, and a few close friends and classmates know of it's existence, but here's a hint, it wasn't credited to the name I go by now, Eric Clark, it's published using the last name I used to carry. If you know about my personal life and what that used to be, you could probably find it on Amazon.

I'm one of those, that if I were to publish a book, I'd use an alternative author name so people wouldn't know it was me. It's not that I fear being criticized for my efforts, I oddly, have a fear of being praised. Writing is my secret passion, cooking is my public passion.

You'd also want to meet me to see for yourself the quite humble temperament I carry. I've never thought of myself as being better then anybody or expected to have a material lifestyle. After over 13 years of marriage, that's still kind of hard for my wife to accept, but she's learning to understand. I'm not exactly an extremely sociable friendly person, kind of a grouch at times, but on the other hand, there is not a hateful bone in my body. I don't consider grouchiness a sign of being hateful.

I think I'm acceptable of anybody because I came from a humble lifestyle. My dad worked hard all his life, and literally beat it into mine and my brothers heads that we need to work hard too, no matter what the pay is.

It kind of drives my wife nuts that I would feel comfortable living in a tiny trailer house, drive the cheapest car I can find, and ware clothing and shoes till there are holes in them and worn, not because I can't afford these things, but because I am frugal by nature.

You'd also find that the best way to get a conversation out of me face to face would be to chill out with me on my porch where I spend alot of time just enjoying nature. My wife has picked up this habit from me as well, so it's not uncommon to find her and I sitting together out on the porch engaging in our usual carefree chatter.

I enjoy the simple things in life that money doesn't buy, in my mind, having my wife, my kids, and my cat makes me feel like the richest person in the world.

Losing any of those things would bring my world crumbling down. Not having 3 of my kids at home has already done a number on me, I couldn't handle any more hurt, I'd snap and go on a shooting spree.

.

.

Life is too short, you should publish your stories.

 

[atlantic]

Hahahaha! It's true! Woe is the elderly Vietnamese woman who cuts Neal off. I'd hate to be the recipient of one of his tongue lashings.....or wouldn't I? heh.



YOU SUCK!

Care to make a friendly wager this season? Hmmmmmm?

...........

Wow, some of you got really candid. That is just so cool.

TJ and Bender - I can relate to loving a substance abuser. My ex husband got into drugs when we moved to Minneapolis and it completely changed him and our relationship. All he wanted to do was go out, party with his new druggie friends and ***** around. I stayed at home trying to make some semblance out of our lives, but I just couldn't make it work all by myself.

So many fights, so many tears....it was horrible. He grew progressively more belligerant and abusive and I knew it was going to be over soon. I tried to get him to go to counseling, church...anything with me. He didn't want to change. The last straw came when he was served paternity papers for a baby boy he'd had with another woman and the date of conception was MY FUKKING BIRTHDAY. I told him it was over and to get out.....the evening wrapped up with him shoving me into a wall and choking me. He finally came to his senses, stopped and I fell to the floor. He gathered his personal effects and left. I'm convinced he was strung out on coke that night.

During the divorce, I found out that bills I wasn't aware of and other things had been racked up in my name. There was no way I was going to get a red cent out of him for it so I wound up declaring bankruptcy. I still hate, hate, HATE that I had to do it!

I've had other boyfriends since and I had boyfriends before him, too. My usual pattern is I break up with them when they get too close to me. I am absolutely NOTORIOUS for pushing people away. I've had other ones that were verbally, mentally and physically abusive as well...they don't last long. I was also date raped in college and caved into his threats if I told, so I never told anyone in real life about it....not a soul. My own mother doesn't even know it happened to me.

So yeah, I have trust issues galore. When I say I'm not good for anyone, I REALLY mean that I'm not good for anyone. There isn't a man out there patient enough to put up with likes of me.

But I still love men!!!!....lol.

Well. This was cathartic!

**** Ali, that sucks. I've been there too. The key is to not move in with them Of course by the time we figure that out it's usually too late. Good Luck in the future.

 

[atlantic]

Why should you get to know me? No reason, but I do love the Patriots.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

That is a sweet sentiment and for some, it must be true. ****, how many billions of dollars a year do we willingly hand over to Hollywood to watch stories about such things? How many books are written geared towards people still clinging to that tiny shred of hope that the ultimate Fairy Tale can still happen for them?
I don't mean to trivialize your comment, RO. Not at all, because you are 100% on the mark! It's just that I'm simply too old, tired and busy to believe in Fairy Tales anymore. I do still believe that love exists, that it can change people for the good and that it's a true gift from ***...and for that, I hold it sacred. Love is a beautiful, precious thing and when it's found, it should be nurtured, protected and enjoyed to its fullest extent. Yes, love exists and it is out there just waiting to be found by those who seek its warm, blissful embrace....

...but not by me.

And love stinks. Yeah... yeah! Love stinks!

I love a different woman every night!

 

[Ahhlee]

And love stinks. Yeah... yeah! Love stinks!

Love doesn't stink....unless you're taking it up the ***, I suppose.

I love a different woman every night!

It's good of you to spread the love, RO! Me, I'd rather concentrate on spreading my legs and then getting the **** out of there.

........

Another reason to get to know me? I do a kick *** Wisconsin nymphomaniac impression that's a hit at parties.

 

[timesjoke]

There isn't a man out there patient enough to put up with likes of me.

You have no idea how many times I told myself the exact same thing.......well.....not the man part, I know I will always have RO if I decide to go to men

Seriously though, I just knew my experiences with women had scarred me beyond any chance of ever finding a woman who I could trust, and who would have the ability to get past my scars..........but one day that changed for me, I met someone who was able to stand up to that challenge.

How did I get to that point?

I am sure it is different for everyone even if it is small differences but for me I had two issues. I was scared of 'new' pain/betrayal, and I was holding a lot of unrealistic self-blame for what had already happened to me.

To a certain extent, I had to forgive myself before I could move foward.

Is it possible your doing the same thing I did? Are you blaming yourself?

 

[Ahhlee]

You have no idea how many times I told myself the exact same thing.......well.....not the man part, I know I will always have RO if I decide to go to men

Yeah? What is it exactly that you like about RO?

His dashing good looks?

His Southern charm?

His perfect hair?

That he's the Grill Fukken Master?

Is it possible your doing the same thing I did? Are you blaming yourself?

Maybe. Maybe not. I don't really know. I'm great at helping others with their feelings, but not so much at dealing with my own.

But what I've got going now is working for me, so I don't feel a need to delve much deeper into my psychosis...lol.

 

[snafu]

Yeah? What is it exactly that you like about RO?
His dashing good looks?

His Southern charm?

His perfect hair?

That he's the Grill Fukken Master?

.

How'bout his bloated head after all that sucking up?

 

[eddo]

Yeah? What is it exactly that you like about RO?
His dashing good looks?

His Southern charm?

His perfect hair?

That he's the Grill Fukken Master?

How'bout his bloated head after all that sucking up?

I'd have to assume it's RO's tiny *****.

I mean, if I were gay, I'd go for the guys that would do as little ripping and tearing as possible back there...

 

[timesjoke]

I'd have to assume it's RO's tiny *****.
I mean, if I were gay, I'd go for the guys that would do as little ripping and tearing as possible back there...

No, it is the tiny little tight thing behind him I like the best, but his tiny package does make it easier to do the "tuck".....ever see that from the silence of the lambs? RO looks way better when he does it

When I think about what turns me on the most about RO, I just keep thinking back to the first time I saw him standing on the chair in the bathroom so he could see what he was doing while shaving his ***.........man, that just cranks my motor......and I thought women shaving their legs was sexy

 

[Chi]

No, it is the tiny little tight thing behind him I like the best, but his tiny package does make it easier to do the "tuck".....ever see that from the silence of the lambs? RO looks way better when he does it

When I think about what turns me on the most about RO, I just keep thinking back to the first time I saw him standing on the chair in the bathroom so he could see what he was doing while shaving his ***.........man, that just cranks my motor......and I thought women shaving their legs was sexy

gah, gross me out. I gotta admit TJ is good in the grossing me out dept.

 

[Ahhlee]

How'bout his bloated head after all that sucking up?

What do you expect, snaf? Now that TJ has turned his man crush on RO up to 11, I'm worried that I'm going to get tossed aside like a pair of ripped skivvies!

Sure, TJ is cuter than me, he can Rumba, he's a World of Warcraft level 8 Demon Master, he can afford to take RO to ritzy places like the Outback, he'll never berate him for leaving the cupboard door open, he thinks thumbtacks are the greatest invention since fire on a stick and his doughnut smile makes RO feel like the King of the world....but I was hoping my folksy accent, vacuum cleaning skills and zesty country ham would grant me a bit of an edge! It's not looking good.

I'm doomed. DOOOOOOOMED!!!!!

 

[snafu]

Well I'm starting to feel a little left out around here.

I guess I'll have to start wooing him too.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

How'bout his bloated head after all that sucking up?

Which head do you mean?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I'd have to assume it's RO's tiny *****.
I mean, if I were gay, I'd go for the guys that would do as little ripping and tearing as possible back there...

Hey!

I'll have you to know that my Interweb ***** is this big...

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