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RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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No, it is the tiny little tight thing behind him I like the best, but his tiny package does make it easier to do the "tuck".....ever see that from the silence of the lambs? RO looks way better when he does it ;)

When I think about what turns me on the most about RO, I just keep thinking back to the first time I saw him standing on the chair in the bathroom so he could see what he was doing while shaving his ***.........man, that just cranks my motor......and I thought women shaving their legs was sexy ;)
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Awwwww.... you have such a way with words, little swimmer!

 
RoyalOrleans

RoyalOrleans

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What do you expect, snaf? Now that TJ has turned his man crush on RO up to 11, I'm worried that I'm going to get tossed aside like a pair of ripped skivvies!
Sure, TJ is cuter than me, he can Rumba, he's a World of Warcraft level 8 Demon Master, he can afford to take RO to ritzy places like the Outback, he'll never berate him for leaving the cupboard door open, he thinks thumbtacks are the greatest invention since fire on a stick and his doughnut smile makes RO feel like the King of the world....but I was hoping my folksy accent, vacuum cleaning skills and zesty country ham would grant me a bit of an edge! It's not looking good.

I'm doomed. DOOOOOOOMED!!!!! :(
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I much prefer your cleaning accent and folksy vacuuming skills.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Well I'm starting to feel a little left out around here.
I guess I'll have to start wooing him too. :p
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I kind of enjoy it. It's a great way to pass time between meth hits and giving $20 ******** in the back alley.

I much prefer your cleaning accent and folksy vacuuming skills.
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My cleaning accent?

We need more Lemon Pledge.

(eddo will catch that one...lol. And, AND...I can do that voice in person! Along with Lois saying, "Peter, get on!", the Wisconsin nymphomaniac of course, Bruce the gay guy with the moustache, greased up deaf guy and once in awhile Chris!

HOW AM I STILL SINGLE??????????)

 
eddo

eddo

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We need more Lemon Pledge.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!

.I can do that voice in person! Along with Lois saying, "Peter, get on!", the Wisconsin nymphomaniac of course, Bruce the gay guy with the moustache, greased up deaf guy and once in awhile Chris!
HOW AM I STILL SINGLE??????????)
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Don't forget your Sarah Pailn!!! hoooooo weeeee!!!!! :D

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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You are still single, because the typical man fears a gutsy broad.
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Awww...true dat, sugar pie!

Plus I'm too tall, my unibrow is a bit overwhelming, I pronounce Missouri "Muh-zer-ree", I don't know how to drive a stick and, of course, I'm a huge pain in the ***.

 
Old Salt

Old Salt

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Awww...true dat, sugar pie!
Plus I'm too tall, my unibrow is a bit overwhelming, I pronounce Missouri "Muh-zer-ree", I don't know how to drive a stick and, of course, I'm a huge pain in the ***.
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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK? :eek:
 
timesjoke

timesjoke

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What do you expect, snaf? Now that TJ has turned his man crush on RO up to 11, I'm worried that I'm going to get tossed aside like a pair of ripped skivvies!

Sure, TJ is cuter than me, he can Rumba, he's a World of Warcraft level 8 Demon Master, he can afford to take RO to ritzy places like the Outback, he'll never berate him for leaving the cupboard door open, he thinks thumbtacks are the greatest invention since fire on a stick and his doughnut smile makes RO feel like the King of the world....but I was hoping my folksy accent, vacuum cleaning skills and zesty country ham would grant me a bit of an edge! It's not looking good.

I'm doomed. DOOOOOOOMED!!!!! :(
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Level 8 demon master?????

Anyway, my deal with RO is potential, if I were interested in men, RO would be the king of Queens, lol.

But, I am still hooked on girls, I have tried to tell RO that if he ever tries a woman, he will never go back to men but I just can't seem to get through to him :(

You my Lady have big hooters, and you know how much I like big hooters :)

I have tried to buy RO some hooters but he won't let me so there really is no future between me and RO till then ;)

I have been reading that nude maids have become very popular, you say you have vacuuming skills, wanna be my maid?

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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I have been reading that nude maids have become very popular, you say you have vacuuming skills, wanna be my maid?
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Hmmmm....would you be able to put up with my smart mouth and sassy ways? Also, I want to be paid in meth and you must, and I mean MUST, have enough Lemon Pledge on hand at all times.

Fake hooters? No fukken way! Elective surgery is evil!
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I love elective surgery!!!!

In fact, I have my unibrow separation procedure scheduled for October and next spring, I'm hoping to get me a pair of the biggest, fluffiest, Dolly Partoniest **** that TJ's money can buy! :D

 
timesjoke

timesjoke

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Hmmmm....would you be able to put up with my smart mouth and sassy ways? Also, I want to be paid in meth and you must, and I mean MUST, have enough Lemon Pledge on hand at all times.
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I do believe the only challenge will be to keep something in your mouth at all times, I will see what I can do about that ;)

I love elective surgery!!!!

In fact, I have my unibrow separation procedure scheduled for October and next spring, I'm hoping to get me a pair of the biggest, fluffiest, Dolly Partoniest **** that TJ's money can buy! :D
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Wait a minute, you already have big fluffy boobies.......you want to scoop out the natural stuff and put back in the fake stuff? :(

No way!!!

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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I do believe the only challenge will be to keep something in your mouth at all times, I will see what I can do about that ;)
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Oh, like Brach's butterscotch hard candy? Yum!

Wait a minute, you already have big fluffy boobies.......you want to scoop out the natural stuff and put back in the fake stuff? :(
No way!!!
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I was thinking it would be fun to fill them up with jingle bells and silly putty.

Don't let her fool ya. I hear she drives a pretty mean stick. ;)
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You must have heard the rumor wrong. I'm mean and was beat with an ugly stick.

Get it right, eddo!!!!

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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That's my favorite hard candy.
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Mine too! When I was a little girl, my grandpa always had that candy with him and he would give each of us kids a piece whenever we saw him. I rarely eat it now, but when I do I think of him.

I really miss him. :(

Some might say you are half right, but if they know what's good for them, they won't say which half. :D
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No, no....both are true. I used to cry myself to sleep about it every night.

Now that I'm older and have spent thousands of dollars on therapy, I only cry about it every other night.

On a side note: Waterproof pillowcases are a great investment.

 
timesjoke

timesjoke

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Oh, like Brach's butterscotch hard candy? Yum!

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I like this candy too, but I don't do candy very much.

If this does not work I can think of some other things I could try, ;)

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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Another reason to get to know me? I'm a triple threat Aquarius. Seriously, I'm like a regular Aquarius cubed.

So if you like quirky, freedom fighting, opinionated, brash, emotionally constipated people who have an incessant need to shake up their lives and everything in it about once every 5 years.....then call me! I'll drive you fukking crazy but I can promise you that you won't be bored. :D

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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I like this candy too, but I don't do candy very much.
If this does not work I can think of some other things I could try, ;)
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Like mothballs? Aluminum foil? My own panties? Errrrrr.....?

 
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