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Women.... can't live with em, can't bring em out back and do em 'ole yeller style'!
The human woman is a model of inconsistency... On one hand they like a clean man, but usually aren't clean themsleves... They call men dogs for wanting to **** many women, and then become the neighborhood sperm bank as soon as the men go to work... They cry about everything under the sun to get thier way and then scoff at the man for getting emotional... They clean you up... cut your hair, make you shave, and buy you clothes, and then get ****** when other women show interest in you... They want a house with a white pickett fence, but never clean it, and flat out refuse to paint the fence once in a while!
They suck your **** like they are auditioning untill they marry you, then the barely look at it, and then get ****** when you get someone else to do it!
They want children but won't diciplin them!
They want more money but get ****** when you work so late!
They make you not buy that router you need because it's expensive, then go out and buy 3 pairs of ******* black shoes!
They complain they are getting fat, then eat an entire box of chocolate cherries while sitting on the couch watching jerry springer!
they tell you to shovel the driveway, then get ****** when your boots track in some snow!
They ***** and complain about EVERYTHING you do then go on to ***** about you not wanting to talk anymore!
:: Side note:: Then they ***** that you spend so much time with the dog
They want an expensive car, but never think to tell you when the oil light has been on for 20k miles
They tell you to paint the shed, then they tell you to take out the trash, then they ***** at you for not finishing the shed, then they tell you you never finish what you started!
They ***** beause you want to have ***, then complain that you finish to quick!
They complain because you watch the history chanel for 2 hours a night, then turn on Lifetime for Women and proceed to drool from all the brain inactivity!
The human woman is a model of inconsistency... On one hand they like a clean man, but usually aren't clean themsleves... They call men dogs for wanting to **** many women, and then become the neighborhood sperm bank as soon as the men go to work... They cry about everything under the sun to get thier way and then scoff at the man for getting emotional... They clean you up... cut your hair, make you shave, and buy you clothes, and then get ****** when other women show interest in you... They want a house with a white pickett fence, but never clean it, and flat out refuse to paint the fence once in a while!
They suck your **** like they are auditioning untill they marry you, then the barely look at it, and then get ****** when you get someone else to do it!
They want children but won't diciplin them!
They want more money but get ****** when you work so late!
They make you not buy that router you need because it's expensive, then go out and buy 3 pairs of ******* black shoes!
They complain they are getting fat, then eat an entire box of chocolate cherries while sitting on the couch watching jerry springer!
they tell you to shovel the driveway, then get ****** when your boots track in some snow!
They ***** and complain about EVERYTHING you do then go on to ***** about you not wanting to talk anymore!
:: Side note:: Then they ***** that you spend so much time with the dog
They want an expensive car, but never think to tell you when the oil light has been on for 20k miles
They tell you to paint the shed, then they tell you to take out the trash, then they ***** at you for not finishing the shed, then they tell you you never finish what you started!
They ***** beause you want to have ***, then complain that you finish to quick!
They complain because you watch the history chanel for 2 hours a night, then turn on Lifetime for Women and proceed to drool from all the brain inactivity!
