Women...

angie

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Women.... can't live with em, can't bring em out back and do em 'ole yeller style'!

The human woman is a model of inconsistency... On one hand they like a clean man, but usually aren't clean themsleves...
I shower daily, thank you very much.

They call men dogs for wanting to **** many women, and then become the neighborhood sperm bank as soon as the men go to work...
Nope. I'm busy working while he is. Not to mention completely faithful.

They cry about everything under the sun to get thier way and then scoff at the man for getting emotional...
I only cry when the pregnancy hormones make me really rotten. Otherwise if I want something I get it my **** self. There's alot to be said for being self-sufficient.

They clean you up... cut your hair, make you shave, and buy you clothes, and then get ****** when other women show interest in you...
I don't care if they're looking at him, as long as he's not drooling all over himself like a neanderthal.

They want a house with a white pickett fence, but never clean it, and flat out refuse to paint the fence once in a while!
I do 90% of the cleaning, and I happen to ENJOY painting.

They suck your **** like they are auditioning untill they marry you, then the barely look at it, and then get ****** when you get someone else to do it!
He don't get it if I don't get it. He wants oral, he gives oral. Give and take my friend!

They want children but won't diciplin them!
I discipline children for a living. How I will be with my own...Pretty sure I will discipline just fine, but the jury is still out..

They want more money but get ****** when you work so late!
I don't want more money. And when he DOES get stuck at work late, I enjoy the peace and quiet. I only feel badly for him because he's working the hours, not me.

They make you not buy that router you need because it's expensive, then go out and buy 3 pairs of ******* black shoes!
He buys all the PC stuff he wants (within reason) and I buy my own ******* shoes. And it doesn't MATTER that they're all black..one pair of high heel sandals, one pair of combat boots, one pair of flats, one pair of *** kickin' shoes...

They complain they are getting fat, then eat an entire box of chocolate cherries while sitting on the couch watching jerry springer!
JERRY! JERRY! No, seriously...I hate Jerry. I would much rather be watching Law and Order repeats..and I can't recall the last time I said "I'm getting fat feed me chocolate!"

they tell you to shovel the driveway, then get ****** when your boots track in some snow!
If he wants to shovel the driveway, he is more than welcome to track mud in the house. I'm clumsy. I fall on the ice too much. I'm a hazard to myself.

They ***** and complain about EVERYTHING you do then go on to ***** about you not wanting to talk anymore!:: Side note:: Then they ***** that you spend so much time with the dog
I try not to complain to much, but hey-we all have bad days. Including men. You guys **** and moan just as much as we do.

They want an expensive car, but never think to tell you when the oil light has been on for 20k miles
Okay that is just annoyingly sexist. I KNOW most women are ******* idiots when it comes to cars but gimme a break. I check my own oil, change my own oil, can change hoses/belts, change a tire (did it on the side of the highway once-that was fun). **** I can even drive standard. Some of us aren't completely lost.

They tell you to paint the shed, then they tell you to take out the trash, then they ***** at you for not finishing the shed, then they tell you you never finish what you started!
I know that I am better off taking out the trash myself. And I accept that.

They ***** beause you want to have ***, then complain that you finish to quick!
Complaining about wanting too much *** simply does not happen in my household.

They complain because you watch the history chanel for 2 hours a night, then turn on Lifetime for Women and proceed to drool from all the brain inactivity!
I don't even know what number channel that is on my cable. Besides, he has no TV rights until the end of October....It's the MLB playoffs.

 
I could care less about whatever you and AIG have going on. I'm just tired of seeing relentless hating and bashing going on. It's not..pleasant :p At least make sure it's tasteful insulting dealing with the topic at hand :D
Jenn, if you don't like it, DON"T ******* READ IT! you know, you can put me on ignore, if you don't know how to NOT READ my posts.
 

TheJenn88

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...put me on ignore...
I think that's the most genius you've spoken since you registered.

****** brilliant idea!

except, aside from when you're being a total jackass, your posts can still be intelligent and good debating material.

decisions, decisions :p

 

fullauto

New member
If anyone see Vortex... ask him if I have to have *** with guys to be gay, or can I just hang with guys all the time without doing it?

aslo, ask him if there are any membership fees...

 

Outlaw2747

New member
KVH technically took most of the words right out of my mouth. But for the sake of ranting, I'm gonna quote and give my own version of these ideas. Keep in mind I don't believe ALL women are like this but those that are classified as *******, whores, *****, *****, hypocrites, and any other type of vaginal degenerate you can think of...ESPECIALLY those with mental issues.

1. They think bars were made for womenkind to make ***** of themselves
Yea really. I never understood that. All this rhetoric about being used for *** and guys staring at them and all that **** and what are they doing? Dancing on top of the ******* bar naked and letting sik ***** drag them home. LETTING THEM! And the words "I was drunk!" is not a valid excuse.

2. They crave attention that isn't due to them
Attention ***** fits quite well. The whole world doesn't revolve around you sweetheart. Give us a ******* break if we don't call every 10 seconds, or we hang out with the guys, or we play our video games, or watch football. Just like you girls demand space, we like ours too. Most of us sensible guys WILL not give you attention when you want it only for you to decide when to "summon" us or push us away.

3. They flirt their way into everything and use ***/*** appeal to get free things -- then they ***** about being treated like a *** object
The army is THE perfect example. This one girl got promoted with stripes just for sucking the **** of all the officers on post. Then you got the ones in the civilian world that kiss up to their boss just to get extra pay. Then ***** that they are being treated sexually and guys are pigs. I find that quite revolting.

4. They think men are supposed to play bodyguard and fight their battles for them.
This is true AND false. There are some women who don't want their man to fight. But for those that do...attention whores. They want to feel special that a guy will sweat and bleed for them. They want some barbaric knuckledragger to take care of them. The same jackass that will probably abuse them later. I can see if someone was threatening the girl and the guy defending her...that's fine. But sending him to beat up someone that stares at her wrong or just because some guy accidentally knocks over her ice cream? **** WITH THAT. Any girl that says "I need a man to protect me." is the one you need to stay far away from. Protect you from what? Hordes of guys that say "HELLO!" to you? Get a life or shoot yourself.

5. They think any guy who isn't Brad Pitt or doesn't own a Bently is a slimy old loser pervert person
Unless the girl has alot of money themselves. Then all guys are slimy losers. Unless she don't like paying for things on her own. Mainly with young girls looks are THE NUMBER ONE reason they want someone. Trial and error I guess. But when a girl asks me "What kind of car do I have?" or "How much do you make?" it is time to shut this goldigging predator down.

6. They think that their BF/Husband's money is for THEIR ****.
I wouldn't know but I hear stories bout stuff of this nature all the time.

Now some things I'd like to tell womankind

1. You're NOT a princess so don't act like it or expect to be treated as such
I definitely agree. I especially hate those that say..."I'm a dyme. Holla at yo girl! You know you want me." Ummm ***** please. You are NOT a dyme, you are just a used up bus token. And you are NOT my girl...I sure as **** don't want no stuck up ***** gutter **** trash heap trying to control my life and think she can get her way with a "ghetto booty" and all that. Make yourself useful and go feed a barracuda with your worthless existance.

2. Supermodels, Pro Athletes, Actors, Popstars, and Captains of Industry DATE AND HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER. They don't give a **** about some average jane/joe.
That's the entertainment industry for ya. Not to mention in America they spead this anti-male propaganda all over the **** place. Have you ever seen the commercials and movies? 9 times out of 10 when a guy and girl are competing for ANYTHING, who usually comes out on top? The woman naturally. Just another way of trying to make younger impressionalbe people pick up lousy habits like opposing the opposite ***. Pop stars included. All the teen angst of "My boyfriend sucks!" and all that ****. The "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" shirts. But as soon as something remotely against a woman pops up, all guys are automatically SEXIST. That is ******* bullshit.

3. That lonely older guy ISN'T a slimy sleezeball. He's something else. What he is is called "NORMAL". In other words, he wants human contact just like everyone else.
Well that's the one thing I can beg to differ. Not all older guys are pedos but you have a few who want a younger girl cuz she's young and dumb. Then again, not all older guys who are nice to younger girls are looking for entrance to her pants. Goes both ways.

4. Are you poor? Didn't think so. So buy your own ******* drinks at the bar.
Exactly. With that being said and done...why don't YOU buy ME a drink!?! Non-alcoholic though...I don't comsume alcohol. :)

5. Speaking of the bar, You aren't sexy when you go up there and **** out or climb onto the bar or stripper stage. You look like a drunken ***. And the strip club crowd paid 15 dollars to see the STRIPPERS, NOT SOME DRUNK *****.
I cannot further elaborate on that comment. The nail has been hit on the head.

6. I'm not fighting anyone for you. Someone staring at you? Someone flirting with you? Someone call you a name? Ex boyfriend ****** off? DEAL WITH IT!
I owe you a shitload of rep, BIG time.

I can go on and on. For years men have always been seen as the criminals. ALWAYS. If there is a divorce or a breakup it is ALWAYS the guy's fault. I don't understand that concept. If she did something wrong, it is STILL his fault. He MADE her cheat. WTF? It is perfectly okay for girls to get away with **** like this. But if ONE guy ***** up, the whole gender is tainted. It is about time the females get bashing of my own. Once again, just the ******* and ***** and so on. So if you think I am being sexist or KVH is being sexist, then you are nothing more than a product and a tool of today's society and media that taints your brain with this ridiculous propaganda that is plaguing our nation.

P.S. I still don't condone rapes and cheating and all the other **** some of us guys do. Still think I'm sexist? Well I feel very sorry for you. Seachelle (a rare member here) already got my verbal bashing and she's seen the light. A once ranting feminist turned sensible. Take notes from her.

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Kryptonite Man

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OK, these feminazis REALLY **** me the **** off! Had this one little ***** start a fight with me and I wasn't doing jack **** to her! the attention ***** just kept annoying the living **** out of me and the next minute, I finally told the sorry-*** ***** to go back to whatever rock she crawled out from under and the ***** slapped me! I slapped her back, nearly knocking her few teeth down her throat! She still kept pushing me to the limits of my patience, and finally, I punched the Jezebel right in her big mouth!!! Normally I wouldn't think of hitting a female, but in this case, I made an exception. She started treating me like ****, she should have expected to receive the same treatment. The feminazi ***** hit me again, and I finally opened a can of whoop-*** on her, and her own mother cheered me on! Her own MOTHER! Needless to say, that feminazi ***** won't be mouthing off to me ever agin, unless she wants ANOTHER free trip to the hospital. I told her "If you feminazi ho's ever try this **** with me or any member of my family, expect to get the **** kicked out of you!" All these steryotypes about Men are, for the most part, just plain BULLSHIT! If a guy enjoys cleaning his house, that fraggin' doesn't make him gay, it just means he runs a tight ship! Not all women are golddigging whores, but NOW, tv, and the ******* ACLU have put that bullshit into the heads of very impressioable kids and others. Frippin' radical left wing bastards! Here's hoping that every fraggin' one of them rots in **** along with that fat lying bastich son of a jackal ***** Michael Moore! :mad:
 

Anna Perenna

New member
Women.... can't live with em, can't bring em out back and do em 'ole yeller style'!
The human woman is a model of inconsistency... On one hand they like a clean man, but usually aren't clean themsleves... They call men dogs for wanting to **** many women, and then become the neighborhood sperm bank as soon as the men go to work... They cry about everything under the sun to get thier way and then scoff at the man for getting emotional... They clean you up... cut your hair, make you shave, and buy you clothes, and then get ****** when other women show interest in you... They want a house with a white pickett fence, but never clean it, and flat out refuse to paint the fence once in a while!

They suck your **** like they are auditioning untill they marry you, then the barely look at it, and then get ****** when you get someone else to do it!

They want children but won't diciplin them!

They want more money but get ****** when you work so late!

They make you not buy that router you need because it's expensive, then go out and buy 3 pairs of ******* black shoes!

They complain they are getting fat, then eat an entire box of chocolate cherries while sitting on the couch watching jerry springer!

they tell you to shovel the driveway, then get ****** when your boots track in some snow!

They ***** and complain about EVERYTHING you do then go on to ***** about you not wanting to talk anymore!

:: Side note:: Then they ***** that you spend so much time with the dog

They want an expensive car, but never think to tell you when the oil light has been on for 20k miles

They tell you to paint the shed, then they tell you to take out the trash, then they ***** at you for not finishing the shed, then they tell you you never finish what you started!

They ***** beause you want to have ***, then complain that you finish to quick!

They complain because you watch the history chanel for 2 hours a night, then turn on Lifetime for Women and proceed to drool from all the brain inactivity!
Wow, but you seem like such a great catch.

I'm in shock that a good woman hasn't just snatched you up!

 

Outlaw2747

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I knew there was something I missed. The whole "Since you men are stronger and should be chivalrous, we can slap the **** out of you and you cannot hit me because I have **** and a ******!" ordeal. If that isn't one of the most sexist things I have ever witnessed. Frankly no one should be hitting ANYONE unless it is self defense or something of that nature. I will put it like this...if a girl has the intestinal fortitude to attack me without any good reason (a good reason would be if I hit her or attacked her family) then she better have the intestinal fortitude to get her *** kicked. Plain and simple. Besides a few anatomical differences, she is still a human and a living thing capable of doing damage...no matter who is the stronger of the two. If I get slapped, prepare for retaliation. I won't go medival on her *** but I prefer to produce some sort of discomfort...even with a guy. If an all out attack is sensed, prepare yourself.

Women cannot get away with that **** with me in no way. Doesn't work. You know what category ANY attacker falls in? Not man, not woman, not kid. ENEMY. And they all get the same treatment. The entertainment business these days make it OKAY and even funny to slap a guy in the face, beat him with some sort of object, or kick in the *****. But if a guy is shown just PUSHING a girl...the whole **** world ends. EQUALITY MY ***!

IMO, you did the right thing and that ***** got what the **** she deserves.

 

tizz

New member
HEHE from my uncle....

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you

marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!

And the guy lived happily ever after and went

fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

 

fullauto

New member
HEHE from my uncle....

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you

marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!

And the guy lived happily ever after and went

fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
LOL.... How do I give your uncle Rep?

 

fullauto

New member
Must have had the lowest perception of him before.crank it up a notch,he has blue eyes.

That was him?
Wow, he's even more eligible than I originally thought!
Can we get an auction going... If I'm going to be 'valued' like this, I want to get Rep for it!

Fullauto... here we have a fine specimen of a man... Ex military, well educated, high IQ, and apparently blue eyes help too! He is a homeowner, owns several rental properties, Two vehicles that are paid for, no credit card debt, a sizable bank account, and a dog named 'bones' with a propensity to take off for days at a time... He cooks, cleans, fixes cars, build computers, plays drums, guitar, and a little trumpet...

Since he is 'used', he will come with a few issues...

He as a 2 years old child, Likes living alone, Sundays are game day, 1 metal shoulder and many scars, and he tends to speak his mind...

We're gonna start the bidding at 30,000 rep!

Do I here 30,000? 30,000? Cmon people!

 

TheJenn88

New member
Can we get an auction going... If I'm going to be 'valued' like this, I want to get Rep for it!
Fullauto... here we have a fine specimen of a man... Ex military, well educated, high IQ, and apparently blue eyes help too! He is a homeowner, owns several rental properties, Two vehicles that are paid for, no credit card debt, a sizable bank account, and a dog named 'bones' with a propensity to take off for days at a time... He cooks, cleans, fixes cars, build computers, plays drums, guitar, and a little trumpet...

Since he is 'used', he will come with a few issues...

He as a 2 years old child, Likes living alone, Sundays are game day, 1 metal shoulder and many scars, and he tends to speak his mind...

We're gonna start the bidding at 30,000 rep!

Do I here 30,000? 30,000? Cmon people!

I don't know how much your rep will go up, but, 30k rep!

 
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