Women...

[ToriAllen]

Can we get an auction going... If I'm going to be 'valued' like this, I want to get Rep for it!
Fullauto... here we have a fine specimen of a man... Ex military, well educated, high IQ, and apparently blue eyes help too! He is a homeowner, owns several rental properties, Two vehicles that are paid for, no credit card debt, a sizable bank account, and a dog named 'bones' with a propensity to take off for days at a time... He cooks, cleans, fixes cars, build computers, plays drums, guitar, and a little trumpet...

Since he is 'used', he will come with a few issues...

He as a 2 years old child, Likes living alone, Sundays are game day, 1 metal shoulder and many scars, and he tends to speak his mind...

We're gonna start the bidding at 30,000 rep!

Do I here 30,000? 30,000? Cmon people!

Hmmm.

Ex military +2,000

Well educated +8,000

IQ:

IQ < 80 -10,000

80 < IQ < 110 +1,000

110 < IQ < 130 +5,000

IQ > 130 +10,000 (assume high IQ)

Blue eyes +3,000

Homeowner +1,000

Rental properties +3,000

Debt Free Vehicles (each)

Sports car > $40,000 + 4,000

SUV(any kind) + 2,000

Mercedes (any kind) + 6,000

Ford Pinto -2,000

Toyota Paseo(said with gay lisp) -5,000

All others +200(the assumed value)

Sizable bank account (no debt) + 8,000

Unreliable dog +2

Dog name +800

Cooks/Cleans +10,000

Fixes cars/builds computers + 3,000

Musically inclined + 5,000

If singing voice + 1,000 extra

Child + 500

Anti-social behavior - 3,000

Sports buff - 5,000

Battle scars -100

Mind of his own - 500

Lets see 2000 + 8000 + 10000 + 3000 + 1000 + 3000 + 400 + 8000 + 2 + 800 + 10000 + 3000 + 5000 + 500 - 3000 - 5000 - 100 - 500 = 46,102

I

 

[TheJenn88]

=(

I dont think I have high enough rep to bid over that!

Um.. $1!!

 

[ToriAllen]

=( I dont think I have high enough rep to bid over that!

Um.. $1!!

lol You don't want to know what you get for a dollar.

 

[fullauto]

for a buck you can hear me fart through a walkie-talkie!

(sense of humor +3000)

Cmon people.... Tori is Hot and Smart and she thinks I'm worth 40 something! Surely Someone can match that....

and oh yeah, Bones is loyal... sure he leaves for extended periods of time, but he always comes back!

EDIT: I just found out PREAK bid some rep on me! Cmon people... This is Phreak were talking about.... the peoples mod! I must be worth something!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Despite your little popularity contest, fullauto, I've got to say that I'm worth at least three more dollars than you.

Keeps gunk out of belly button = $3.00

 

[fullauto]

Use of the word cracker in his moniker +10,000... I officially bid 40,003 on Royal Orleans!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Use of the word cracker in his moniker +10,000... I officially bid 40,003 on Royal Orleans!

Ooooo.... I knew this Mod status **** would pay off!

 

[TheJenn88]

Use of the word cracker in his moniker +10,000... I officially bid 40,003 on Royal Orleans!

nyah. I just made your rep go up from 313k to 387k

 

[ToriAllen]

Wow Jenn. You've had a big jump in Rep.

 

[TheJenn88]

Despite your little popularity contest, fullauto, I've got to say that I'm worth at least three more dollars than you.
Keeps gunk out of belly button = $3.00

Finefinefine.

$3.00 on RO

There, I bid on you, too.

//edit//

$3.50

Bigger ****, apparently.

 

[ToriAllen]

Alright. Where is my rep? I'm worth at least as much as the guys combined...

 

[Outlaw2747]

You have a ton of it. In fact it is the women who are leading the way in rep.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Alright. Where is my rep? I'm worth at least as much as the guys combined...

In the woodshed. Care to make a trip out there with me?

 

[ToriAllen]

You have a ton of it. In fact it is the women who are leading the way in rep.

Doesn

 

[Anna Perenna]

Can we get an auction going... If I'm going to be 'valued' like this, I want to get Rep for it!
Fullauto... here we have a fine specimen of a man... Ex military, well educated, high IQ, and apparently blue eyes help too! He is a homeowner, owns several rental properties, Two vehicles that are paid for, no credit card debt, a sizable bank account, and a dog named 'bones' with a propensity to take off for days at a time... He cooks, cleans, fixes cars, build computers, plays drums, guitar, and a little trumpet...

Since he is 'used', he will come with a few issues...

He as a 2 years old child, Likes living alone, Sundays are game day, 1 metal shoulder and many scars, and he tends to speak his mind...

We're gonna start the bidding at 30,000 rep!

Do I here 30,000? 30,000? Cmon people!

Phew! I'm so glad you realised my post was 100% serious.

I was worried you'd think I was being sarcastic. (You'd be surprised how many people make that mistake ;p)

p.s. Got any naked pics? AIG and I both agree that you sound SUPER HOT!!!

 

[phreakwars]

And as an added bonus, he worships Satan , ENKI ( ALL HEIL ENKI !!), so you know your parents will just love him !!

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[Anna Perenna]

And as an added bonus, he worships Satan , ENKI ( ALL HEIL ENKI !!), so you know your parents will just love him !!.

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Shut up. Just shut up.

He had me at "hello"

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Wow! Look at all of you Rep "Score Whores"!

I used to be the top dog, now, I'm yesterdays newspaper...

WTF?!?

I'm so depressed...where's a tall bridge?

I need to take out my agressions...Anna, on your knees *****!

 

[builder]

And as an added bonus, he worships Satan , ENKI ( ALL HEIL ENKI !!), so you know your parents will just love him !!.

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Evil alright. Most evil rep ***** I know.

Oh, hang on. Hi CES.

 

[ALLAH IS GREAT]

And as an added bonus, he worships Satan , ENKI ( ALL HEIL ENKI !!), so you know your parents will just love him !!.

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Sorry Fullo,this takes you down to 10 pounds.

You've got the people's mod to thank.