{Wood'z Journal Act 2}

[woodyloveslinkin]

****. Why did I have to live in Australia? OH WAIT I KNOW WHY! I <3 Ravyn more.

 

[FireHawk]

That reminds me in like three years I am going to Melbourne...which sucks cause its not always warm there like it is in northern Australia

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

yeah u think its hot jeezy u should see some of the videos she sent me

You're lucky I can't reach your winky right now and twist it around 360 degs until it snapped off.

 

[FireHawk]

its okay Sarah I always knew you wanted to touch me don't lie like you want it to be violent

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Mike said he's going to bash you now.

 

[FireHawk]

Sorry I am not into gay ***

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

I didn't say rape you. He only does that to me.

 

[FireHawk]

yeah but we both know you were having some weird fantasy of me and him "bashing"

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

am i that predicitable? hahaha

 

[Jeezy]

yeah u think its hot jeezy u should see some of the videos she sent me

oh..there are videos?

didn't know that

lol

 

[Ravynlee]

That reminds me in like three years I am going to Melbourne...which sucks cause its not always warm there like it is in northern Australia

You took the quick lesson from AIM to heart. We have a saying here that says 'Melbourne - 4 seasons in 1 day' meaning the weather's unpredictable Am sure you'll enjoy it.

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Hi Rav, enjoying the weird conversation?

Great. Didn't know I was suddenly the LPF **** star....well I have to say, there's a difference between being a **** star and a whorebag. I'm only the second one.

I hate Melbourne. Cos -

a) Victorians don't know how to drive. Hook turns = the most stupidest driving maneouvre ever. Be in the left lane to turn right

b) It's toooo cold in Melbourne.

c) Their version of Luna Park, compared to Sydney's one, sucks completely.

d) I won't even advise to go to Melbourne only if you're lookin for a bunch of prositutes down at St Kilda (Melbourne's equiliviant to Sydney's Kings Cross) and looking for STI's there.

 

[Jeezy]

Hi Rav, enjoying the weird conversation?
Great. Didn't know I was suddenly the LPF **** star....well I have to say, there's a difference between being a **** star and a whorebag. I'm only the second one.

you are just sexy..that's all

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

I know Mike thinks so as well.

 

[Jeezy]

I know Mike thinks so as well.

I guess I should get myself a Mike mask

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Even with that on, no one can pull off a Mike replica and get away with it. No such thing. The man's a legend I tell you.

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

The list so far is -

Firehawk (JT)

Jeezy

Mike (look to avatar for visual reference)

 

[Jeezy]

um so i have no idea who i'm sposed to competing with nor who are all the people being mentioned


in conclusion, sarah is mine.

I disagree again

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

I dunno, when Jeezy wants someone he goes the extra length to get what he wants

 

[FireHawk]

yes the extra 1cm if you know what i mean

...wait why do I bash Jeezy me and Jeez should team up on the noob...