{Wood'z Journal Act 2}

woodyloveslinkin

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Weiry, tired, cold, and about to go to bed with the clock strikes ten. How's T Land going for you, let alone how's life?

Wagga is extremely cold tonight, but not as cold to where I was staying before (on the mountains *shivers with coldness*). Seriously you could not leave the living room, which we had the heater and the fire going at the same time and not freeze your *** off. **** Rosewood.

 

woodyloveslinkin

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It wasn't....

Holy ****, my brother in law just added me on facebook, better change that display pic of me showing the world my tongue piercing before he tells my sister before I do! Haha, got a comment from heather on one of the drunk photos from my 19th.

Caption - Am I wasted?

Heather's comment - No you weren't.... I just hit you over the head with a chair that's why you can't remember the night.

Hahaha, I love Heather's smart *** comments on my photos on facebook. Anywho, I'm off to bed now got a class at 11 with the oh-so-hot tutor Chris. I can't help it........heavy/death metal singer and an excellent photographer/photoshopper and his long hair and labret piercing...I should stop dreaming!! I'm not even asleep yet!! *waves*

 

woodyloveslinkin

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I'm up now :D

Okay I have uni today 11 am - 1 pm in a workshop that I missed out last week....I didn't want to the subject but I had to take it because it was complusory that double degs take it. Am flat broke at the moment. I'm going to be behind rent this week, for the first time ever, but the landlady isn't here anyway, so let's hope I can get away with it or this week and just double it next payday. There's talk of ma coming up, in about a month's time. When I saw her in Sydney I was like "Mummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!" I totally didn't see that reaction coming. Her reaction was "***, child, what did you do to your hair? It actually looks nice!"

Ran into Christan and Ned at Maccas last night and there's talk of him moving in with us, but we're going to put Christan on the lease because he's the only one outta us three that has a job. If my stepdad doesn't pay my internet I won't be on for a while cos it's going to be cut off in two days if he hasn't paid it.

 

woodyloveslinkin

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ROFL! My sister, Becky, has added me on facebook. That's hilarious. Her profile is sooo disturbing. Like "What is your stripper name?" thing on her profile....my perverted 30 yr old sister...is it just a thing the older you get the more perverted you are? Liam who's 20, is an example and my sister, 30, is another example.

Well what was today like? Well another bullshit assignment, let's photograph and portray homonyms! Like mail>male. Shithouse. And we were learning how to use the good scanners and all, so we learnt various things today ...

> YES! Photoshop actually lets you scan money in and with our transparent scanner we an have a ring of forged money notes. We did with a Ukranian bank note, courtesy of Alex, a $50 note and my now non-existent-in-my-wallet $10 note.

> Never let me scan my tongue in. It looked like I was a vampire.

> Alex, my Russian friend, has got to learn to stop saying to people "the only reason why I'm going to her lectures because I think the lecturer is hot!"

> Never say to Aaron again "suck my ****". Nasty habit of mine.

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I'm curious, why the **** does Scully have long hair?Defeats the purpose of the 90s haircut and why do the previews look so good for this movie (despite the fact that Billy Connolly is playing a serious role in this movie) and yet I've been told different? And is it just me but does Scully have BROWN hair?? *faints* And **** they have aged !!!! I wonder if they bring it another X-Files season they are gonna get rid of Doggett and Monica? They were **** stock characters...

Now I wanna see Fight The Future, the 1st movie again, just so the only memory of it isn't the part were Scully gets stung by that bee that had that alien virus in it.

 

woodyloveslinkin

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my net has been cut off at home and i am forced to go to uni to get net access :( I am very angry because my stepfather lied about paying the bill!!!!
 

woodyloveslinkin

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Yep in the Mac Labs, even to **** me off even more because all of the PCs are taken by classes.

Well I spoke to my mum for the first time ever getting my tongue piercing. She didn't suspect a thing. My lisp has gone. The bar is getting too big for my tongue because I heal magically from piercings, lol, jk, I heal pretty well from piercings, no infection or whatever, no more swelling, and now next week I have to get a smaller bar for my tongue because this large bar is ******* me off. I hate these freaking Macs they've got spell check on them and little squiggly red lines are under words, ****** me off. Even more Illustrator doesn't work on the PCs and I've gotta use that program a lot in Graphics. I've got Graphic Theory in an hour, I'm not looking forward to another workshop of it.

 

woodyloveslinkin

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Omg, LPF is dead....I just did my negatives in the Dark Room for my PHT115 assignment and my hands still reek of chemistry. Gotta pick up the dried ones later on this afternoon.

Well this is my assignment for photography, digital imaging, PHT114. We're supposed to use three homonyms and make a narrative out of using pictures and chosen homonyms. I made this up last night.

The Attack of Centrelink





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One day I opened my mail to discover it was from Centrelink. They had cut my payment off, forcing me to walk down to their office. The light at the end of the tunnel started to fade away and they eventually closed the door on me, like the had done to many other university students. So I gave them a dose of my foul language.

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My shoes were taken off me by Centrelink as a payback for not understanding their confusing forms and for abusing staff members. So I had to tip toe back with nothing on my feet. My faith in Centrelink had darkened.

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And now since that day Centrelink has forced me to blind myself permanently, so I cannot see their letters telling me that they are cutting off my payments. The government looks after blind people better than people that can see….don’t they?

And this are my suggestions for Part 1 - "Photograph a Spot"

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woodyloveslinkin

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yee.

so drunk on straight goon right now....i've promised myself i have to drink all 4 litres by the time al arrives here at 10. at dans place btw n findin it hard to retain coordination.....lol we r blarin points of authprity by lp in the livin room now!!

 

woodyloveslinkin

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Okay do not laugh!! The goon got the better of me and I didn't manage to finish it!!! But instead, I threw up several times in the sink.

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Me and Al

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Me and Dan

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Me and Hannah

 

woodyloveslinkin

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Haha today was awesome, I went for a driving lesson off track and I drove the car into a ditch and then I nearly drove the car into a tree. I thought at one stage i was going to hit kangaroos today because it was near dusk and a whole bunch of them, just appeared out of nowhere and started to hop in front of the car. I feared for my life. It's not easy trying to drive off track, when I have to avoid logs and puddles. At one stage I tried driving over a log at full speed but then I realised half way there I realised I was going to get bogged because there was a ditch at the otherside of it. I got myself stuck and had to crank down the accelerator in reverse. I'm uploading the drunken photos right now, and I was going to get stuck into the goon tonight again but decided not to.

One more thing...

Happy 19th Birthday Rissa !!! If I lived in Dubbo I would buy you a drink best friend =)

 

woodyloveslinkin

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I'm drinking goon, yet again. Been in contact a lot with mum via email telling me about her new man and how she's soo love with this Tony fella. She cracked the ***** with my stepdad, and then proceeded to crack the ***** with dad...interesting reading that. she told me that she wasn't so impressed my tongue piercing, i mean, i had to tell her didn't i? and she told me stop putting holes in my body. it's gonna be a case of MUM I AM 19 I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. she ain't gonna be happy when that outburst comes along.

Hannah and Margaret went home today and Margaret's gonna give some children's books for Huon, in which i know Huon adores books, (he should be able to read and he'll love the **** that i write but sadly he likes picture books)...it's cold and windy today so i couldn't go out for my driving lesson. Hannah was being difficult and chucked a skitz and me and daniel because we told her that she was lighting the gas heater wrong and then we both gave her a lecture about respecting her elders. May sound old fashioned of me but that kid needs to be owned one day badly and one day she ain't gonna get away with the **** that she does.

Other than that, Liam commented on one of my facebook photos :D

 
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