{Wood'z Journal Act 2}

[woodyloveslinkin]

5. The Jersey Devil

The beginning of this was a crack up! Scully walks into Mulder's office to find him reading a ***** magazine and then he claims that one of the women that he was looking at claimed to be abducted by aliens. "The Jersery Devil" is a folklore in New Jersery, like big foot, gremlins and eskimos! Sorry Simpsons reference. The local authority does crack the ***** with Mulder for his notorious pushy personality. This is a believable episode as they discover that the thing had been eating people's limbs is a human being! I thought at first it was a man, but it was a woman that had been raised in the wild and was only trying to feed her offspring because the male one died. I felt for that woman, she was only trying to survive the wilderness by eating the legs of homeless people etc. she wasn't a murderer she was just trying to survive as her instincts as animal like, but yet so human at the same time. She responds to Mulder's whistle when they come close to meeting each other (she starts to run away, he whistles, she stops and then runs away). It's a good episode and my heart just dropped when I find out at the end that the "devil woman" is shot because she's defending herself and protecting her offspring (which the audience gets to see at the end). Good episode. Well worth the watch. Suspense and plot lines are strong and consistent. Gillian and David show good character maturity in this episode.

 

[Jeezy]

your reviews are cool

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

thank you Watching Shadows now. Good so far.

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Before I write this, I have to say one of the extras in this looks like Jojo. True story. Haha.

6. Shadows

I have to say this one of my favourites already, and it's the first time I have seen this episode. This episode deals with the ghost of Howard Graves, a president of an insurance company. The main character is a woman named Lauren who is being "looked down upon" by Howard's ghost, as she used to be his secretary before his "suicide", in other words it was looked on as a suicide by another guy which ends up being arrested. In this case, the FBI Agents have more than supernatural company on their hands, they've got that CIA on their backs as three terrorists that claimed responsibility for a ship bombing in Florida (is that even true that part by any chance?) were unusually strangled, internal damage done without leaving a single external symptom such as bruising. It's well presented in context and suspense speaking wise, and well played out, with all actors, Scully doesn't get whingey in this episode and for *** sakes Scully! Stop wearing those awful 90s suits! They make your *** look huge! I had to laugh at one part when Mulder is reading some autopsy reports, he's wearing what seems to be Scully's huge circular glasses! Haha. Made him look like a nerd. I just totally like this episode, and everything about it. I like Scully's ending. Mulder - "Do you believe in the afterlife?" Scully - "I'm just happy with the life I have right now". Touche Scully, touche.

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

7. Ghost In The Machine

What I hate about the x-files series, even though I am a fan of it, is the chunky *** technology, espcially when this episode is about how technology can override humanity. The brick mobiles, the brick computers and their bad resolution screens, and this was the FBI in 1994? This episode didn't grab me as much as the plot was out of my liking. Like the title says, there's basically a machine in a big corporation building that killed two people, one of them being an FBI agent and a friend of Mulders, first death was by electrocution. So Scully and Mulder do what they do best, **** other authorities off and get up to no good, yep, that's Scully and Mulder alright. I found myself losing my attention span in this episode, it was more of Carter's geekazoid episodes, you know the type of people that play world of warcraft and love hacking into people's computers, those types of geeks, not to be judgemental, but as an example. There was only one moment in the whole 60 minute episode that really grabbed my attention and that was when Scully decided to play hero and get into the corporation building via the airvents and soon found herself fighting for her life, as the computer had turned the fan onto full blast and she was just hanging there metres away from it, by one hand while the other hand was holding her weapon, trying to shoot out the motors, but instead kept on hitting the blades of the fan. It wasn't a strong episode in total, there was just too many underlying plots and it was just too I-don't-know-if-this-part-is-believable parts to it, some where believable but there were some that just a big fat NUH! It was worth the try Mr Carter.

 

[Blue Sky Turtles]

http://poundedink.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/corset-piercing.jpg

Got a friend with similiar piercings.

Your reviews are awesome. It's been a while for me with the x-files.

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Thanks BST

Listening to a good duet of Tarja Turunen and Martin Kesici, Leaving You For Me, so yeah it's a recommended song and it's not a love song. I can't even pronounce that guy's last name :S I think I might wanna go to bed soon...writing at ten at night takes more out of me then I realised, must be this music that I'm listening to take the energy outta me and oh! I was eating peanut butter out of the jar when I wrote the line that Sarah had a peanut butter jar next to her, I draw inspiration from SOMEONE (you know who you are) who is notorious for eating spreads outta the jar.

 

[Ravynlee]

*innocent?*

On to piercings, remember our mutual friend of yore, we shall call "J" ?

I went with her to several places to get to get quotes on corset piercings and they told her she could do it, but by the nature of the pericings they will over time grow out - that and the fact it can catch easily so you have to be careful - and clean, no getting wasted and passing out, you'll tear them... corset peircings look great but random scar tissue and missing loops in said corset aint so pretty

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Haha.

I got told by Rachel on LPA that they can reject very quickly.

I just got up and that ******* ******* of a boyfriend!!!! I went to bed arond 1 am last night and then I got a call at 4 am from Daniel's number I was like wtf? So I picked up the phone and there he was saying to me that he was right outside my house. I was like wtf? (again). I then continued to ask him if he was drunk and I got a positive answer. So he came over with Chris (I only knew him by name not by appearance before this meeting but he did recognise from a passing by once and then continued to accuse me of giving him a filthy look). So we stayed up to about 6 am having drinks, playing guitar and smoking, this was how drunk my bf was last night he drove from Narrandera (about an hour away from here) to here in the early hours of the morning DRUNK AS AN ***! I then proceeded to give him an earful of how he could've been killed, and then he burnt a hole in my year 12 jersery!!! I was so ****** off with him. Well, Chris and I seem to get along, despite how drunk he was as well, they've just gone to Maccas, I hope they come back because -

a) they said they would get me some

b) daniel left his guitar here

c) chris left his phone here - **** he just came back to pick it up, well the thought is there

I've had this stupid Avril Lavigne song (Girlfriend) stuck in my head for some unknown reason so I went and downloaded it. So I get to see daniel tomorrow to help him move and then I'm gonna have to tell mum about me moving out pretty soon. Kate's there as well, and she seems to be awesome.

Hahaha.

Okay I just found this on google, after seeing something on Facebook about Mulder and Scully.

Before -

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/21/63/0000002163_20060919153745.jpg

During - :lol:

http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/images/bios_guests_anderson.gif

< even before this x-files phase i am going through I loved this episode of the simpsons

Now -

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/5bc049920078ecdecf449c5d2d529f24.jpg

R.I.P Scully's 90s hairdo

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Read this what I got from Nailz' writing forums from a guy in a PM -

Dear Lacrymosa (concerning Tourniquet),

Awesome writing. I loved it - a lot better than most of the average stuff on this forum. You should consider posting it up on http://www.papertank.com because it would probably get a lot of good reviews.

All I can say is keep up the good work!

Where did the idea for your user name come from? Also, do you think you'll take writing up as a profession?

:yahoo: :yahoo:

(lol seeing I've only posted a quarter of the story on that boards/haven't been getting any positive feedback!!!)

 

[Peterdea]

YAY for your Success! lol

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Thanks Pete!!

Omg, I'm so suprised. I've posted more Tourniquet on here than those boards, and those boards that the guy told me to sign up to done, username, Lacrymosa < one of many other usernames I have on other boards, made the mistake of using the name Woody once and being sexually discriminated against for that nickname not doing it again, hahaha. I've just gained motivation to write Tourniquet again!!

AND he wants to see The LPFs

 

[Peterdea]

Yay for more members!

It's all posatives in this journal huh? lol

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

I'm so ******* serious when I say I've hardly posted that story, they got all **** about me not double paragraphing my story, I was like "it throws me off concertration it's not my style" and one guy gave me a C- and they continued to argue with me. I just checked and this is the last line of the last update -

“I’m getting sick of having McSpyral’s burgers all the time, they don’t have look real or taste real, so I’ll go Chinese,” answered Fox, smiling happily. Rob smiled back as they started to walk to the other side of LA to the restaurant together.

was the last line that I posted on that forums, and that's like why back right near the beginning. Oh my high school friend Bianca wrote on my facebook wall

*still is happy*

 

[Blue Sky Turtles]

lol mcspyral. what's tourniquet? as in the manson/evanescence song?

oh and any more updates for today for the lpfs woody?

 

[Jeezy]

you are a lucky girl

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

I am indeed. I am tossing up writing Tourniquet, The LPFs and watching the X-Files. I had dinner, I had six donuts, chocolote covered *drools*. I might write some Tourniquet and then watch the last episode on the second disk of the X-Files. Man, I wish Daniel was here right now so he can fix my ******* printer, I think I stuffed it already

BST - Tourniquet = a story many people have said it's my best so far. I'm too lazy to give you the link right now, it's bad enough I have to get up outta my comfy bed to turn the light on so I can see. BUT don't fear it's one the second ( ) page in the writer's corner.

*innocent?*
On to piercings, remember our mutual friend of yore, we shall call "J" ?

I went with her to several places to get to get quotes on corset piercings and they told her she could do it, but by the nature of the pericings they will over time grow out - that and the fact it can catch easily so you have to be careful - and clean, no getting wasted and passing out, you'll tear them... corset peircings look great but random scar tissue and missing loops in said corset aint so pretty

Omg. Hold on a sec, is she person you who you saw the ex hubby of when you were doing that charity thing with your other friend?

LOL. I was thinking Jojo for the entire day.:lol:

I've now concluded David Duchovny is on my hottest guys list He still looks gorgeous. But am a bigger of the 90s Mulder than Californication (when we were discussing this over over the phone Rav, when you said "Californication" I immediately thought Fornication" hahaha) but Evolution as a crack up just because the whole plot was lame but it had Mulder in it

http://www.offtopic.forum/data/MetaMirrorCache/e4e7deb0d45cb2ea8d63340b414a6c46.jpg

Him in the pilot episode of the x-files, LOL! I have two copies of this episode by luck!

(this is where someone goes "*sigh* another obsession?")

Me going to go and watch Ice now on X-Files. Smexy Mulder.

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

8. Ice

Great episode but it's a more recommended episode rather than a favourite episode. Basically, they, the two Agents along with three other people, one of them to be the pilot of the plane are stuck at a research station at the top of the Arctic to investigate the mysterious deaths of a research crew. Scully's first findings reveal that they had all killed each other but who knows what's lurking around the place for it be an X-File? A Tape Worm, that thrives in ammonium and has adapted its life to live in the ice. This worm does much damage, as it kills the pilot and comes close to killing Felicity Huffman's character, Nancy (yes you saw right, the early acting days of the Desperate Housewife actor) after everyone assumes Mulder has the worm inside of him. Good underlying plot, its strong and it brings much suspense, as it made me jump a couple of times. What I find amazing is when I turned my eyes away for a second when the credits were playing, I looked back to see the name "David Snow" haha, I thought that was funny, ice - snow...connection maybe? Like I said before, it is worth the watch. The acting at times from the actors in general seemed a bit off but the concept of having this worm inside of you frankly freaks me out, seeing it causes violent behavior and then eventually death. Nice one Mr Carter, just don't repeat the storyline again or try to expand on it, that would be stretching it the concept of this Attack of the Worm horror movie too much.

 

[Ravynlee]

Omg. Hold on a sec, is she person you who you saw the ex hubby of when you were doing that charity thing with your other friend? LOL. I was thinking Jojo for the entire day.:lol:

The answer is yes. And no, it's not Jojo :lol:
BTW I actually remember that episode, some of it anyway - judging by your description. Hmm. There ya go, who needs to watch 'em again, just read your reviews and that's it.

 

[woodyloveslinkin]

Yay I was right. Well I tried writing some more LPFs tonight but I wanna get up to one of my fav episodes on the third disc, Eve. Am now looking at the next episode's screen and it's called Space. I think I've seen this one. Remember, am doing this for $15 for the Hungappa and pleasing the editor with doing DVD reviews not movie reviews. I apparently have become a favourite writer of hers for the uni newsletter.