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i think im going to pee my pants that was the funnyest thing ive ever read i need more now i must have an other fix!!!!
wow an old fanfic, no wonder it sux!
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Kelly was sitting watching T.V when ravyn came down the stairs
"d'ya think the guys are awake yet..." she grinned
"don't worry..." kelly said lazily "i set up a webcam...just to see the adorable shocked look on chester's face...." she smirked slightly
"YOU are just like HIM!" ravyn acccused
'BANG!' 'BANG!' 'BANG!'
the girls grinned at eachother
Kelly looked through the letter box "password?"
"Um...how's about HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US!?" Mike yelled
"erm...no that's not the password...." kelly said easily
Chester came in front of the letter box
"let us in!" Chester scowled
"awww chessy you look so cute when you're ****** off...." kelly grinned
"Don't let her **** with you chaz...she'll play mind games with you....mind games GODDAMNIT!" Joe wailed, the joe said lightly "i mean i should know you and mike are so ******' easy!"
"HEY!" chester sulked
"we ain't that easy!" Mike protested
"er...guys....?" kelly frowned
"mikey!" Ravyn smiled
"ravvy....aw...i missed you!" mike sighed
"uh...aren't we supposed to be ****** with them....?" chester frowned
"I knoww...but ches look how cute and adoring they are...." mike smiled
"well...yeah...but..." chester kneeled down to the letter box, "i can't just forgive her...she'll think she can get away with anythin'...."
kelly did a sulky face
"aww...but that is so **** cute..." chester sighed
"password?" kelly caught his hand as he put it through the letter box to stroke her face
"uh....the password....um....stone temple piolets!" chester grinned
"no...that's your password chester!" kelly argued
"it could work both ways, right?" chester frowned, chester smiled "i know guns n roses!"
"close...." kelly teased
"axl w rose!" mike burst out
"And the winner is micheal shinoda!" kelly cheered
"i could take your prize..." chester smirked
"who says there was a prize!" kelly argued
"make one up..." chester smiled "i can think of a few...."
"i bet you can..." kelly rolled her eyes
"Look legally i could have you sued....but instead i want ***...that's not so bad...i mean...i could ask for worse...and plus you're gettin' somethin' outta this too...." chester grinned
"and what would that be?" kelly frowned
"well....the best night of your life...." chester shrugged
Kelly burst out laughing
"you think a lot of yourself don't you...."
"um...well mike said i was good" chester joked
"CHESTER!" mike protested
"yes loverboy?" chester grinned
"you're sick" mike groaned
"that's not what you were sayin'..." chester began
"CHESTER!" mike glared
"ah....sexual insecurity...." chester patted mike shoulder
"ches...i could kill you with my bare hands..." mike scowled "so **** you twig boy!"
"i love it when you talk dirty to me..." Chester grinned
mike shoved chester away
"Ravvy?, you coming out, it's the weekend...there's been a fresh fall of snow and i was thinkin' we could take a walk in the park...and maybe go for somethin' to eat...." mike smiled
"great!, you get romantic...I get *** driven maniac!" kelly protested
"I can be romantic!" Chester argued "...sorta..."
ravyn opened the door and hugged mike "okay...let me get changed...."
mike went to follow her upstairs
"quick ravvy in the bathroom!" chester called "mike's got that chaz-look in his eyes...hahahaha!...i knew you were human...."
Mike ran back down the stairs "we're not all like you chaz....we nookie in moderation..."
"whereas i like nookie at all the major times in the day!" chester grinned
"breakfast,brunch,lunch,dinner and supper...then i have seconds...." chester looked at his watch "well....it's 11 o clock...." he hinted "brunch time!"
"d'ya think the guys are awake yet..." she grinned
"don't worry..." kelly said lazily "i set up a webcam...just to see the adorable shocked look on chester's face...." she smirked slightly
"YOU are just like HIM!" ravyn acccused
'BANG!' 'BANG!' 'BANG!'
the girls grinned at eachother
Kelly looked through the letter box "password?"
"Um...how's about HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US!?" Mike yelled
"erm...no that's not the password...." kelly said easily
Chester came in front of the letter box
"let us in!" Chester scowled
"awww chessy you look so cute when you're ****** off...." kelly grinned
"Don't let her **** with you chaz...she'll play mind games with you....mind games GODDAMNIT!" Joe wailed, the joe said lightly "i mean i should know you and mike are so ******' easy!"
"HEY!" chester sulked
"we ain't that easy!" Mike protested
"er...guys....?" kelly frowned
"mikey!" Ravyn smiled
"ravvy....aw...i missed you!" mike sighed
"uh...aren't we supposed to be ****** with them....?" chester frowned
"I knoww...but ches look how cute and adoring they are...." mike smiled
"well...yeah...but..." chester kneeled down to the letter box, "i can't just forgive her...she'll think she can get away with anythin'...."
kelly did a sulky face
"aww...but that is so **** cute..." chester sighed
"password?" kelly caught his hand as he put it through the letter box to stroke her face
"uh....the password....um....stone temple piolets!" chester grinned
"no...that's your password chester!" kelly argued
"it could work both ways, right?" chester frowned, chester smiled "i know guns n roses!"
"close...." kelly teased
"axl w rose!" mike burst out
"And the winner is micheal shinoda!" kelly cheered
"i could take your prize..." chester smirked
"who says there was a prize!" kelly argued
"make one up..." chester smiled "i can think of a few...."
"i bet you can..." kelly rolled her eyes
"Look legally i could have you sued....but instead i want ***...that's not so bad...i mean...i could ask for worse...and plus you're gettin' somethin' outta this too...." chester grinned
"and what would that be?" kelly frowned
"well....the best night of your life...." chester shrugged
Kelly burst out laughing
"you think a lot of yourself don't you...."
"um...well mike said i was good" chester joked
"CHESTER!" mike protested
"yes loverboy?" chester grinned
"you're sick" mike groaned
"that's not what you were sayin'..." chester began
"CHESTER!" mike glared
"ah....sexual insecurity...." chester patted mike shoulder
"ches...i could kill you with my bare hands..." mike scowled "so **** you twig boy!"
"i love it when you talk dirty to me..." Chester grinned
mike shoved chester away
"Ravvy?, you coming out, it's the weekend...there's been a fresh fall of snow and i was thinkin' we could take a walk in the park...and maybe go for somethin' to eat...." mike smiled
"great!, you get romantic...I get *** driven maniac!" kelly protested
"I can be romantic!" Chester argued "...sorta..."
ravyn opened the door and hugged mike "okay...let me get changed...."
mike went to follow her upstairs
"quick ravvy in the bathroom!" chester called "mike's got that chaz-look in his eyes...hahahaha!...i knew you were human...."
Mike ran back down the stairs "we're not all like you chaz....we nookie in moderation..."
"whereas i like nookie at all the major times in the day!" chester grinned
"breakfast,brunch,lunch,dinner and supper...then i have seconds...." chester looked at his watch "well....it's 11 o clock...." he hinted "brunch time!"
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his hands becoming reaqquinted with kelly's backside
she slapped his hand
"OI!"
"Owwww!" he moaned
"behave yourself!" she scoulded
"and why should i..." he grinned
"because you're chester" she said firmly
"all the more reason for me to misbehave" he smirked mischeiviously, kissing her mouth lightly, his mouth delightly smiling againist hers
"RAVVY, PLEASE HURRY! CHAZ IS IN THE MOOD!" mike called
she smiled back againist his lips
"RAVVY HURRY UP I THINK KELS IS IN THE MOOD TOO!" mike yelped
"chester...now why should i put up with you..." she giggled
"cos you love me..." chester smiled nuzzling into her neck
"Prob'ly" she sighed, enjoying every second of his affection
"and i'm irresistable...."
"mmm..."
"and romantic?" he asked hopefully
"you were doin' well until you said that!" she laughed
"i could prove it to you" he sulked
"you don't have to" she smiled
"oh thank *** for that!" chester exclaimed
"so you're not going to do it just because you love me?" she pouted
"but you just said..." chester stuttered
"you don't get hints do you?" she frowned
"i like hints..." chester grinned mischeiviously
"not THOSE sort of hints!" she protested "for godsakes chester is your ***** your brain as well?"
"well that's worryin' cos he hadn't got very big *****" mike grinned
"hahahaa! you're gay, you looked!" chester teased
"it was a joke!" mike argued
"i am pretty okay in that department i''ll have you know!" chester sulked
ravyn came down the stairs
"oh thank ***!" mike yelped "ravvy let's go out quick...chester's started talkin' about his *****!"
ravyn opened her mouth to reply in agast...then closed it again,
"if you try to put sense into chester's brain it's wasted...." ravyn sighed
"oh well one day he'll have kids and then he'll truely know the pain and torture he put people through with his immaturity!"
"I'm gonna have loads of kids....and ones going to be called chazy, one gonna be called mikey and ones gonna be called kels...." chester smiled lightly
"ARRHHH!" kelly screamed
"what's up?" asked chester
"NO KIDS....PLEASE NO TALK...BRAIN...HURTS...." kelly wailed
"not now...." chester laughed stroking her face lightly, his lips meeting her's for a second, and kissing her, once twice, then they got carried away
"OK-AY time for us to leave!" mike winced "you gonna be ok for me to borrow the car?...it doesn't look like you're goin anywhere..."
"mmm..." chester wasn't paying attetion "mmm-hmmm"
"Okay...uh...seeya guys later...." mike said quickly, taking ravyn's hand stepping out and slamming out the door "a lot later" he muttered
she slapped his hand
"OI!"
"Owwww!" he moaned
"behave yourself!" she scoulded
"and why should i..." he grinned
"because you're chester" she said firmly
"all the more reason for me to misbehave" he smirked mischeiviously, kissing her mouth lightly, his mouth delightly smiling againist hers
"RAVVY, PLEASE HURRY! CHAZ IS IN THE MOOD!" mike called
she smiled back againist his lips
"RAVVY HURRY UP I THINK KELS IS IN THE MOOD TOO!" mike yelped
"chester...now why should i put up with you..." she giggled
"cos you love me..." chester smiled nuzzling into her neck
"Prob'ly" she sighed, enjoying every second of his affection
"and i'm irresistable...."
"mmm..."
"and romantic?" he asked hopefully
"you were doin' well until you said that!" she laughed
"i could prove it to you" he sulked
"you don't have to" she smiled
"oh thank *** for that!" chester exclaimed
"so you're not going to do it just because you love me?" she pouted
"but you just said..." chester stuttered
"you don't get hints do you?" she frowned
"i like hints..." chester grinned mischeiviously
"not THOSE sort of hints!" she protested "for godsakes chester is your ***** your brain as well?"
"well that's worryin' cos he hadn't got very big *****" mike grinned
"hahahaa! you're gay, you looked!" chester teased
"it was a joke!" mike argued
"i am pretty okay in that department i''ll have you know!" chester sulked
ravyn came down the stairs
"oh thank ***!" mike yelped "ravvy let's go out quick...chester's started talkin' about his *****!"
ravyn opened her mouth to reply in agast...then closed it again,
"if you try to put sense into chester's brain it's wasted...." ravyn sighed
"oh well one day he'll have kids and then he'll truely know the pain and torture he put people through with his immaturity!"
"I'm gonna have loads of kids....and ones going to be called chazy, one gonna be called mikey and ones gonna be called kels...." chester smiled lightly
"ARRHHH!" kelly screamed
"what's up?" asked chester
"NO KIDS....PLEASE NO TALK...BRAIN...HURTS...." kelly wailed
"not now...." chester laughed stroking her face lightly, his lips meeting her's for a second, and kissing her, once twice, then they got carried away
"OK-AY time for us to leave!" mike winced "you gonna be ok for me to borrow the car?...it doesn't look like you're goin anywhere..."
"mmm..." chester wasn't paying attetion "mmm-hmmm"
"Okay...uh...seeya guys later...." mike said quickly, taking ravyn's hand stepping out and slamming out the door "a lot later" he muttered
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Ravyn and mike walked side by side, holding hands walking into the park suddenly they heard a wail, and chester running out of the dorm in his underwear
"Arrrh!"
"STAY OUT!" Markus roared, throwing out chester's clothes
"Oh come on man...." Chester complained, he banged on the door "I'm missin' a sneaker!"
Mike rolled his eyes, watching chester desperately trying to scale the dorm in his underwear and socks
Markus made a grab for him
chester jumped up
"KELS!"
Then suddenly Markus caught sight of mike and ravyn
"SHINODA!"
Chester sighed in relief as markus charged towards the couple
"YOU STA AWAY FROM MY SISTER!"
the suddenly he heard the door of the dorm slam
Chester grinned waving from the window
"Hi Marky...hey i bet you're ****** now, huh?!"
Markus scrambled desperately in his pockets, no key
"****!" He banged furiously at the door "BENNINGTON! BENNINGTONNNNNN!"
chester opened the letter box with a grin
"password?"
Markus went to grab him through the letter box
"I'LL GIVE YOU PASSWORD!"
Chester smirked
Then suddenly he pulled his underwear down, he **** pressed against the window
"BENNINGTON! BENNINGTON I'LL KILL YOU!"
"neh, i'm of the age...." Chester shrugged "all rockstars die young these days...."
"CHES YOU'RE NOT A ROCKSTAR, YOU'RE A STUDENT!" yelled kelly
"Yeah...but it's an inenvitablity..." chester smiled "i mean look at me...i'm adorable...."
"Yes you are!" Ravyn agreed
"HEY!" Mike sulked
Joe, brad and rob ran over
"Holy **** chaz!" Joes eyes where wide
Dove smiled
"Wow...what a dare devil..."
"He's pshycotic if he thinks he's gonna get away with this..." a girl sighed next to dove
"Hey who are you?" brad grinned
"Imogen Davies....Emcee....rythum guitar...Kels's, ravvy and doves very good friend..." she introduced
"Hi...i'm brad delson!" Brad replied
"AND I'M JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Joe cheered
"That's chester..." Rob rolled his eyes at the mooning, blonde peroxide spiked indivual
"NA NA NA NA, LA LA LA....HEYYYYYYYYYYYY....GOODBYEEEE!" Chester sang as markus paced the front door furiously
"Oh man...he just loves to push it...." Mike groaned
"Marky...you love me really....Look at my pretty booty...." Chester grinned
"BENNINGTON! I SWEAR IT! I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A HUNTING TROPHY!" markus snarled
"OH I love it when you talk all dirty to me...." Chester smirked
"Imogen notte....hi I'm spike shinizzle...." Mike grinned "actually i'm mike shinoda...hey!"
Chester kissed kelly passionately in the window, he waved smugly and closed the blind
"YOU GET OUT HERE SO I CAN POUND YOU!" Markus yelled
"Um...i think they're busy...." mike winced
"SHINODA!"
"ARRH!"
"how do you feel about false security..." Markus smirked
"WHAT?! NO WAY MAN!" Mike protested "he's my best friend!"
"You'll do it....YOU'll DO AS YOU'RE TOLD IF YOU WANT YOUR NOSE TO STAY WHERE IT IS!" Markus snarled
"MARKUS!" Ravyn snapped
"Don't worry...empty threat...." markus smiled lightly
"Okay..." ravyn smiled back, once ravyn had turned, markus gestured the cut-throat sign, he dragged mike away
"you're going to wait here and knock on the door..." Markus warned
Chester heard the door knock
"**** off markus...i'm busy...!"
"It's me, mike..." mike whimpered
"Same goes...when i'm all busy..." chester called
"Ches...um....YOUR DOGS BEEN RUN OVER!" Mike yelled
Chester yelped and jumped "Oh my ***..."
"Your dad just called and he wants to know if you want to go over to arizona and pay your respects...." mike winced
Markus gripped harder on mikes throat
"AND HE'S ON THE PHONE NOW!" Mike yelped
"BECCA! NOOOOOO!" Chester sobbed and ran out, he saw markus "oh ****..."
"CHAZ RUNNNNN!!!!" mike yelled
"You lier!" Chester yelled "Becca isn't Dead!"
"BUT YOU WILL BE!" snarled markus
chester and mike where hang up on a tree, by their shirt and underwear
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Chester snapped
"DON'T WORRY YOU GUYS WE'LL GET YOU DOWN, WHEN MARKUS GOES TO BED!" Kelly called
"Whens that?" mike gasped
"in about 3 hours...he has work in the morning...so it isn't all bad...." Ravyn chirped
"I have splinters in places i don't even wanna think about! PLEASE! don't tell me it's not bad!" chester protested
"Oh no.. wait...today is a thurday....sorry markus hasn't got work!" Ravyn called
"So how long are we stuck here?" Chester wailed
"About 6 hours!" kelly called
"AWWW MAN!" they chorused
"Arrrh!"
"STAY OUT!" Markus roared, throwing out chester's clothes
"Oh come on man...." Chester complained, he banged on the door "I'm missin' a sneaker!"
Mike rolled his eyes, watching chester desperately trying to scale the dorm in his underwear and socks
Markus made a grab for him
chester jumped up
"KELS!"
Then suddenly Markus caught sight of mike and ravyn
"SHINODA!"
Chester sighed in relief as markus charged towards the couple
"YOU STA AWAY FROM MY SISTER!"
the suddenly he heard the door of the dorm slam
Chester grinned waving from the window
"Hi Marky...hey i bet you're ****** now, huh?!"
Markus scrambled desperately in his pockets, no key
"****!" He banged furiously at the door "BENNINGTON! BENNINGTONNNNNN!"
chester opened the letter box with a grin
"password?"
Markus went to grab him through the letter box
"I'LL GIVE YOU PASSWORD!"
Chester smirked
Then suddenly he pulled his underwear down, he **** pressed against the window
"BENNINGTON! BENNINGTON I'LL KILL YOU!"
"neh, i'm of the age...." Chester shrugged "all rockstars die young these days...."
"CHES YOU'RE NOT A ROCKSTAR, YOU'RE A STUDENT!" yelled kelly
"Yeah...but it's an inenvitablity..." chester smiled "i mean look at me...i'm adorable...."
"Yes you are!" Ravyn agreed
"HEY!" Mike sulked
Joe, brad and rob ran over
"Holy **** chaz!" Joes eyes where wide
Dove smiled
"Wow...what a dare devil..."
"He's pshycotic if he thinks he's gonna get away with this..." a girl sighed next to dove
"Hey who are you?" brad grinned
"Imogen Davies....Emcee....rythum guitar...Kels's, ravvy and doves very good friend..." she introduced
"Hi...i'm brad delson!" Brad replied
"AND I'M JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Joe cheered
"That's chester..." Rob rolled his eyes at the mooning, blonde peroxide spiked indivual
"NA NA NA NA, LA LA LA....HEYYYYYYYYYYYY....GOODBYEEEE!" Chester sang as markus paced the front door furiously
"Oh man...he just loves to push it...." Mike groaned
"Marky...you love me really....Look at my pretty booty...." Chester grinned
"BENNINGTON! I SWEAR IT! I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A HUNTING TROPHY!" markus snarled
"OH I love it when you talk all dirty to me...." Chester smirked
"Imogen notte....hi I'm spike shinizzle...." Mike grinned "actually i'm mike shinoda...hey!"
Chester kissed kelly passionately in the window, he waved smugly and closed the blind
"YOU GET OUT HERE SO I CAN POUND YOU!" Markus yelled
"Um...i think they're busy...." mike winced
"SHINODA!"
"ARRH!"
"how do you feel about false security..." Markus smirked
"WHAT?! NO WAY MAN!" Mike protested "he's my best friend!"
"You'll do it....YOU'll DO AS YOU'RE TOLD IF YOU WANT YOUR NOSE TO STAY WHERE IT IS!" Markus snarled
"MARKUS!" Ravyn snapped
"Don't worry...empty threat...." markus smiled lightly
"Okay..." ravyn smiled back, once ravyn had turned, markus gestured the cut-throat sign, he dragged mike away
"you're going to wait here and knock on the door..." Markus warned
Chester heard the door knock
"**** off markus...i'm busy...!"
"It's me, mike..." mike whimpered
"Same goes...when i'm all busy..." chester called
"Ches...um....YOUR DOGS BEEN RUN OVER!" Mike yelled
Chester yelped and jumped "Oh my ***..."
"Your dad just called and he wants to know if you want to go over to arizona and pay your respects...." mike winced
Markus gripped harder on mikes throat
"AND HE'S ON THE PHONE NOW!" Mike yelped
"BECCA! NOOOOOO!" Chester sobbed and ran out, he saw markus "oh ****..."
"CHAZ RUNNNNN!!!!" mike yelled
"You lier!" Chester yelled "Becca isn't Dead!"
"BUT YOU WILL BE!" snarled markus
chester and mike where hang up on a tree, by their shirt and underwear
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Chester snapped
"DON'T WORRY YOU GUYS WE'LL GET YOU DOWN, WHEN MARKUS GOES TO BED!" Kelly called
"Whens that?" mike gasped
"in about 3 hours...he has work in the morning...so it isn't all bad...." Ravyn chirped
"I have splinters in places i don't even wanna think about! PLEASE! don't tell me it's not bad!" chester protested
"Oh no.. wait...today is a thurday....sorry markus hasn't got work!" Ravyn called
"So how long are we stuck here?" Chester wailed
"About 6 hours!" kelly called
"AWWW MAN!" they chorused
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Brad gasped when he saw chester and mike made there way into their drom...chester walking in complete agony
"Dude, my ***** are killin' me..."
Brad pulled a face
"Ches..."
"don't ask..." Chester groaned "Wow, goin' out with kels is more damagin' to my health than i thought it'd be..."
"Hey Ches, by the way, you're dad called!" Brad yelled after chester as he limped into his room
"Becca?!" Chester wimpered
"for the last time ches, you're dog isn't dead!" Mike protested
"Whoa...what happened to you..." Asked Phoenix
"we got strung up on a tree, and used as punchin' bags...." Mike winced "i've never been in so much blindin' pain....but i'm never changin' places with chaz...he got wedgified..."
Chester came back in the room, he sat down slowly wincing
"Brad...i can use your sperm right? cause i think i've lost the ability to have childern..."
"No ches...there's sperm banks...." Brad smiled
The phone rang
"hello?" Brad smiled at chester "it's kels..."
"FOR GODSAKE WOMAN...I'M ONLY HUMAN!" chester protested
Brad grinned "you usually jump at a booty call!"
"i can't exactly jump when i've just had to surgergly remove my pants!" Chester yelled
"Ches...you know that little filter in your brain...that lets you keep things to yourself...." phoenix frowned
"Phi...just..no...there's no point....chester wasn't aided with that part of his brain...." Brad sighed
"YOU GUYS SUCK DONKEY ****!" Chester sulked, he grabbed the phone "Yello?"
"Hey chaz! you know you said Markus has givin' you the most blindin' pain you've ever experienced..." kelly said
"yeah...i seem to recollet that sensetence..." Chester smiled
"well, he's found out what you put in his bed...you'd better run!" Kelly yelped
"Awwww man..." Chester moaned
"Chester! WHAT DID YOU DO?" growled mike
"Dude, my ***** are killin' me..."
Brad pulled a face
"Ches..."
"don't ask..." Chester groaned "Wow, goin' out with kels is more damagin' to my health than i thought it'd be..."
"Hey Ches, by the way, you're dad called!" Brad yelled after chester as he limped into his room
"Becca?!" Chester wimpered
"for the last time ches, you're dog isn't dead!" Mike protested
"Whoa...what happened to you..." Asked Phoenix
"we got strung up on a tree, and used as punchin' bags...." Mike winced "i've never been in so much blindin' pain....but i'm never changin' places with chaz...he got wedgified..."
Chester came back in the room, he sat down slowly wincing
"Brad...i can use your sperm right? cause i think i've lost the ability to have childern..."
"No ches...there's sperm banks...." Brad smiled
The phone rang
"hello?" Brad smiled at chester "it's kels..."
"FOR GODSAKE WOMAN...I'M ONLY HUMAN!" chester protested
Brad grinned "you usually jump at a booty call!"
"i can't exactly jump when i've just had to surgergly remove my pants!" Chester yelled
"Ches...you know that little filter in your brain...that lets you keep things to yourself...." phoenix frowned
"Phi...just..no...there's no point....chester wasn't aided with that part of his brain...." Brad sighed
"YOU GUYS SUCK DONKEY ****!" Chester sulked, he grabbed the phone "Yello?"
"Hey chaz! you know you said Markus has givin' you the most blindin' pain you've ever experienced..." kelly said
"yeah...i seem to recollet that sensetence..." Chester smiled
"well, he's found out what you put in his bed...you'd better run!" Kelly yelped
"Awwww man..." Chester moaned
"Chester! WHAT DID YOU DO?" growled mike
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"dead bennington walkin'..." Brad sighed
There was banging on the door
"oh noooo!" chester whimpered
"what have we learned?" mike questioned
Then someone knocked at the window, striking brown eyes....tall....skinny...
"JESSIE!" Chester grinned
"Hi, are you gonna let me in...or are you goin' to sit there scatchin' your ***?" She grinned
"well...i thought you'd figure it out..." chester smirked
"Right...i'll climb though the window...." Jessica joked
Jessiac climbed through...chester hugged her...but before they could exchange greetings
"whoa....someones done a super atomic chester fart..." she winced
"awww....she's remembered...." chester got tearful "aw and look you're all grown up...mom and dad haven't been in my room have they?"
Suddenly
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"what in ****?!" Jessica protested
Chester whimpered
"what's wrong ches?" Jessica frowned
"I'm a total dead man..." chester groaned
"OH ! are you now?" Jessiac began, scowling, she stompted out of the dorm dragging chester behind her
"Excuse me!" She protested "will you quit bangin' my brother's door down!?"
"w-who are you?" Markus stuttered
"Jess bennington!" Jessica said firmly "now you have been giving my brother trouble...haven't you?!"
"Y-y-n-no" markus spluttered
chester grinned
"oh this is perfect....beautiful jess....just beautiful..."
"yes...she...is..." Markus sighed
"what are you talkin' about spazoid?!" |Jess protested
Chester smirked
"lummox features has a crush on you!" Chester grinned "Now he's defenseless!...i can do...anythin' MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Jessica slapped him
"Shut up chaz the spaz!""
Chester pouted, then he nudged markus as jessica walked away
"i could get her to like you...."
"Y-you could?" markus smiled after her
"ofcourse i can dude...i'm her baby brother...." Chester grinned
"Oh thank you...." Markus gasped
"but i've decided i'm not goin' too!" Chester chirped and walked off
For once markus was silent
There was banging on the door
"oh noooo!" chester whimpered
"what have we learned?" mike questioned
Then someone knocked at the window, striking brown eyes....tall....skinny...
"JESSIE!" Chester grinned
"Hi, are you gonna let me in...or are you goin' to sit there scatchin' your ***?" She grinned
"well...i thought you'd figure it out..." chester smirked
"Right...i'll climb though the window...." Jessica joked
Jessiac climbed through...chester hugged her...but before they could exchange greetings
"whoa....someones done a super atomic chester fart..." she winced
"awww....she's remembered...." chester got tearful "aw and look you're all grown up...mom and dad haven't been in my room have they?"
Suddenly
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"what in ****?!" Jessica protested
Chester whimpered
"what's wrong ches?" Jessica frowned
"I'm a total dead man..." chester groaned
"OH ! are you now?" Jessiac began, scowling, she stompted out of the dorm dragging chester behind her
"Excuse me!" She protested "will you quit bangin' my brother's door down!?"
"w-who are you?" Markus stuttered
"Jess bennington!" Jessica said firmly "now you have been giving my brother trouble...haven't you?!"
"Y-y-n-no" markus spluttered
chester grinned
"oh this is perfect....beautiful jess....just beautiful..."
"yes...she...is..." Markus sighed
"what are you talkin' about spazoid?!" |Jess protested
Chester smirked
"lummox features has a crush on you!" Chester grinned "Now he's defenseless!...i can do...anythin' MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Jessica slapped him
"Shut up chaz the spaz!""
Chester pouted, then he nudged markus as jessica walked away
"i could get her to like you...."
"Y-you could?" markus smiled after her
"ofcourse i can dude...i'm her baby brother...." Chester grinned
"Oh thank you...." Markus gasped
"but i've decided i'm not goin' too!" Chester chirped and walked off
For once markus was silent
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Jessica smiled as the door knocked again
"YAY! we have more visitors!" She cheered, and jumping around in the exact mannerisms of her brother, she went to the door
"hello?" she grinned eagerly
"Hi...erm...you're...new..." ravvy said nervously
"HI! JESS BENNINGTON!" jessica shook her hand, ravvy shook her head surprised, her hand jolted back,jessica had shook her hand with the force of a very excited and over eager, over friendly....
"sorry what's your name again?" ravyn asked quietly
"JESS BENNINGTON! it's great to meet you....how are youuu!"
"ah...that makes sense...you're related to chaz" Ravyn smiled "you're really loud and..."
"WHAT!? CHAZ?! LOUD!? our chaz is the quiet one!!!!!" Jessica laughed
Mike came behind Jessica "She's right...if you think chaz is bad you should meet his family....crazy bunch..."
"AWWWW...MIKE YOU ARE SOOOOOO NICE!" Jessica giggled hugging mike tightly, leaving his internal organs squished
"c'mon jess you're scaring the customers..." chester grinned
"ches! you are so dirty minded!" jessica exclaimed
"thank you" chester smiled
markus smiled quietly in the corner
"wait is that my brother....not killing you!" Ravyn protested
chester shrugged
Kelly jumped on chester's back
"HA! HORSEY CHAZ!"
"HEY....I'M A HORSEY!...DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO RIDE YOU?" chester smirked
"YOU'RE RUDE!" Kelly declared
"i know...it's fun!" chester smiled
"WOW CHAZ IS THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!" jessica asked
"well...girlfriend...*** toy....a bundle of fun....mischeif...there a lot of ways to describe kels....." Chester smiled
"*** TOY!?" kelly scowled
"he hee heee! rude aren't i?!" chester giggled
"come here you!" She smirked
chester jumped next to her
"BED....BED...BED!!" She grinned,pushed him upstairs
"seeya later jess!" chester smiled, waving
Markus smiled at jesssica
"what ya starin' at?!" Jessica laughed
"Nothing!" markus blushed
"isn't my brother a really ***** dude?" jessica grinned
"yeah...." markus nodded quickly agreeing
"he's a lovely guy though..." Jessica smiled
"Yeah....he's a great guy!" Markus agreed
"i remember in high school, chester was a nerd...now he looks much better..." jessica grinned "i have no need to call him 'chaz the spaz' but i will anyway...cos i'm his sister and that's what i'm here for!"
"you're a great sister" markus sighed
"aww thank you!" Jessiac cheered, then she shivvered "i'm real cold"
"w-would you like my coat..." markus stutterd
"okay!" Jessica chirped
Markus put his coat over Jessica's shoulders
"wow you're real nice! chaz told me you were a real ****!"
markus bit his lip "um....well...."
"don't worry chaz if a real drama queen...bennington genes, he can't help himself!" Jessica smiled "chaz thinks it isn't a show unless he's invovled...he loves creatin' mischeif and bein' part of everythin'....and he's such a cutie when he sulks!"
markus listened to jessica attentively, nodding dreamily to her every word
"i come from arizona and it's real hot there...but it's real cold here! is it always this cold here...?" jessica didn't even wait for an answer "i bet it is...and i guess it just feels cold to me cos i live in a hot place....d'ya reckon chaz feels this cold...i guess he'd wear a coat...and you know...it's kinda cold even inside....i'm sorta tired d'ya mind if i just rest my head on you? oh there...that's better...anyway...as i was sayin' chaz is the quiet one...and i'm like the real example of how loud our family is...and you're listenin' to me blabber on...oh ***....i must be borin' you...oh look! it's snowin'! CHAZ IT'S SNOWIN'!!!!...wow it's so pretty....cold though...very cold...."
mike nodded at ravyn
ravyn smiled back, it didn't look like markus was going to be on chester's or mikes back anymore...he was more than preoccupied....
"and y'know it's like icing...it kinda looks like the top of a cupcake, huh?, anyway it's cool, chester will probably write his name in the snow later, he never could resist an opprtunity to have his pants down...like now...oh my listen to that! aww **** i was on the plane and this woman wouldn't stop snorin' and snorin' she sounded like a wounded buffleo!" jessica exclaimed
"YAY! we have more visitors!" She cheered, and jumping around in the exact mannerisms of her brother, she went to the door
"hello?" she grinned eagerly
"Hi...erm...you're...new..." ravvy said nervously
"HI! JESS BENNINGTON!" jessica shook her hand, ravvy shook her head surprised, her hand jolted back,jessica had shook her hand with the force of a very excited and over eager, over friendly....
"sorry what's your name again?" ravyn asked quietly
"JESS BENNINGTON! it's great to meet you....how are youuu!"
"ah...that makes sense...you're related to chaz" Ravyn smiled "you're really loud and..."
"WHAT!? CHAZ?! LOUD!? our chaz is the quiet one!!!!!" Jessica laughed
Mike came behind Jessica "She's right...if you think chaz is bad you should meet his family....crazy bunch..."
"AWWWW...MIKE YOU ARE SOOOOOO NICE!" Jessica giggled hugging mike tightly, leaving his internal organs squished
"c'mon jess you're scaring the customers..." chester grinned
"ches! you are so dirty minded!" jessica exclaimed
"thank you" chester smiled
markus smiled quietly in the corner
"wait is that my brother....not killing you!" Ravyn protested
chester shrugged
Kelly jumped on chester's back
"HA! HORSEY CHAZ!"
"HEY....I'M A HORSEY!...DOES THAT MEAN I GET TO RIDE YOU?" chester smirked
"YOU'RE RUDE!" Kelly declared
"i know...it's fun!" chester smiled
"WOW CHAZ IS THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!" jessica asked
"well...girlfriend...*** toy....a bundle of fun....mischeif...there a lot of ways to describe kels....." Chester smiled
"*** TOY!?" kelly scowled
"he hee heee! rude aren't i?!" chester giggled
"come here you!" She smirked
chester jumped next to her
"BED....BED...BED!!" She grinned,pushed him upstairs
"seeya later jess!" chester smiled, waving
Markus smiled at jesssica
"what ya starin' at?!" Jessica laughed
"Nothing!" markus blushed
"isn't my brother a really ***** dude?" jessica grinned
"yeah...." markus nodded quickly agreeing
"he's a lovely guy though..." Jessica smiled
"Yeah....he's a great guy!" Markus agreed
"i remember in high school, chester was a nerd...now he looks much better..." jessica grinned "i have no need to call him 'chaz the spaz' but i will anyway...cos i'm his sister and that's what i'm here for!"
"you're a great sister" markus sighed
"aww thank you!" Jessiac cheered, then she shivvered "i'm real cold"
"w-would you like my coat..." markus stutterd
"okay!" Jessica chirped
Markus put his coat over Jessica's shoulders
"wow you're real nice! chaz told me you were a real ****!"
markus bit his lip "um....well...."
"don't worry chaz if a real drama queen...bennington genes, he can't help himself!" Jessica smiled "chaz thinks it isn't a show unless he's invovled...he loves creatin' mischeif and bein' part of everythin'....and he's such a cutie when he sulks!"
markus listened to jessica attentively, nodding dreamily to her every word
"i come from arizona and it's real hot there...but it's real cold here! is it always this cold here...?" jessica didn't even wait for an answer "i bet it is...and i guess it just feels cold to me cos i live in a hot place....d'ya reckon chaz feels this cold...i guess he'd wear a coat...and you know...it's kinda cold even inside....i'm sorta tired d'ya mind if i just rest my head on you? oh there...that's better...anyway...as i was sayin' chaz is the quiet one...and i'm like the real example of how loud our family is...and you're listenin' to me blabber on...oh ***....i must be borin' you...oh look! it's snowin'! CHAZ IT'S SNOWIN'!!!!...wow it's so pretty....cold though...very cold...."
mike nodded at ravyn
ravyn smiled back, it didn't look like markus was going to be on chester's or mikes back anymore...he was more than preoccupied....
"and y'know it's like icing...it kinda looks like the top of a cupcake, huh?, anyway it's cool, chester will probably write his name in the snow later, he never could resist an opprtunity to have his pants down...like now...oh my listen to that! aww **** i was on the plane and this woman wouldn't stop snorin' and snorin' she sounded like a wounded buffleo!" jessica exclaimed
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"CHESTER, GET YOUR SKINNY *** DOWN HERE!" jessica yelled
"make me, MWHAHAHA!" Chester cried
"oh don't you dare get the evil chemist out!" Jessica protested
"OH trust me i've got more than the evil chemist out!" Chester s******ed
"what? like a second personality...i mean third...wow..."
jessica asked
"he means his pet iguana" Brad grinned
"wow ches has an iguana?" frowned jessica
"Oh my...***...i know i'm gonna regret gettin' in to this conversation..." mike sighed "he means chaz's chaz..."
"AW chaz is pregnant!?" Jessica exclaimed
"CHAZ'S ****!" phoenix protested
"lovely" jessica winced "i thought chaz was a virgin..."
the guys burst out laughing
"oh my *** chester lost his virginity at 15!" Mike stuttered "i should know..."
"What you were the de-virginiser...wow...mike...i always thought..." Joe began
"I meant he wouldn't shut up about it!" mike growled
Jessica got a shocked look on her face
"15? he said..."
"don't take chaz's word for anythin'...." mike groaned "i should know, chaz's the biggest **** out...he's always gotta girl over...the noise is disgraceful...."
Jessica grinned evily and yelled up the stairs
"I'M TELLIN' MOM!"
Chester came running down the stairs jumping in to his boxers
"i'm bein' good!"
he fell in a heap at the bottom of the stairs
Mike kicked him for extra effect
"ouff!" Chester complained "you dickweed!"
Mike smiled "aren't i gorgeous? don't you just love me....y'know there gonna be a band called 'gay for mike shinoda...'"
"Oh yes lover..." chester began
"shut up you twisted indivdual!" Mike sulked "ravvy...aw it was awful...chester called me names...and said he'd be gay for me...."
Ravyn cuddled mike "aw poor mikey..."
"I need love........." he moaned
"i need wooohoo!" Chester ran back upstairs, there was a 'thud' and then the most awful noise
mike winced "ouch...my innoenece..."
Jessiac smiled at mike "y'know mike you've become a very hot dude...."
"thanks" mike smiled "at least i'm not like chester and boast 'I KNOW'!"
Jessica grin got 'bennington-flirtatous'
Mike shrunk back
"hello...jessica..." Ravyn said coldly, tightening her grip around mikes waist
"HI!" Jessica smiled
"mikey....do you wanna go some where...without anyone else!" ravyn glared
"um...uh...but i have to..." mike stuttered
"NOW MICHEAL!" ravyn sighed impatiently
"seeya soon,huh? mike?" Jessica grinned
"OH! well they'll be a probelm!" ravyn smiled sweetly "mike's staying over at mine!"
"Am i?" mike frowned
"yes micheal!" Ravyn answered primly
"can i go get some clothes and maybe a tooth brush..." mike began
"MICHEAL KENJI SHINODA! NOW MEANS NOW!" Ravyn ranted
"okay...chill..." mike winced
"byeee mikey...." jessica waved "remember that time when we kissed in chester's room?"
ravyn grit her teeth
"n-no...." mike said nervously
"i was your first kiss..." jessica giggled "you are so cute was you blush....and then chaz came in and accused us of 'bangin' in his room'"
"oh ****..." mike breathed "ravvy...i was 11...."
"it doesn't matter....not at all...." ravyn said sweetly, her smile forced, her eyes narrowed fiecrely
then chester's laugh came down the stairs "BUSTED!", he jumped off the last step "and you guys were bangin'!"
ravyn from lack of doing anything else, grabbed chester by the throat
"MIKE, we're leaving!"
"YES RAVVY!" mike whimpered and he was out the door
"isn't mike a great kisser?" jessica chirped "he's so gentle...and when he tickles you...it's so funny..."
Ravyn shook chester
"woah, woah, WOAH!" chester protested "let go you're hurtin' me! OUCH...MAN...JEEZ!"
Ravyn let go of chester
"remember the thime when my brother kicked your brain out!"
"yes m'am!" chester whimpered
"well....tell your sister to stop flirting with MY BOYFRIEND!" ravyn yelled
"hey...it's the bennington way chickadee...chill...." chester grinned
"MY MIKEY IS NOT GETTING TAKEN AWAY FROM ME!" ravyn scowled
"o-ofcourse not!" chester laughed easily "jess quit it before she cuts my ***** off"
"just harmless fun..." jessica laughed
ravyn stompted out
chester sank down on a chair
"holy shitt....i'd hate to be mike on her period" chester gasped
Markus smiled at jessica
"so...you are always this cute or did it develop..."
"OH! i've always been this cute!" Jessica giggled "how sweet of you to notice!"
Chester fluttered his eyelashes at markus "tell me how cute i am!"
Markus smiled lovingly at jessica "you are so hot..."
"i know" Jessica agreed
"will you go out with me..." markus sighed
"nope!" Jessica chirped
markus's face fell
"oh....ok..." he squeked
"Oh i'm sorry markus..." chester mumbled his sympathy genuine "but look on the bright side....when jess gets *****....you can get in the way...but as for me, i have to finish my desert!" chester jumped back up the stairs "byes!!"
"make me, MWHAHAHA!" Chester cried
"oh don't you dare get the evil chemist out!" Jessica protested
"OH trust me i've got more than the evil chemist out!" Chester s******ed
"what? like a second personality...i mean third...wow..."
jessica asked
"he means his pet iguana" Brad grinned
"wow ches has an iguana?" frowned jessica
"Oh my...***...i know i'm gonna regret gettin' in to this conversation..." mike sighed "he means chaz's chaz..."
"AW chaz is pregnant!?" Jessica exclaimed
"CHAZ'S ****!" phoenix protested
"lovely" jessica winced "i thought chaz was a virgin..."
the guys burst out laughing
"oh my *** chester lost his virginity at 15!" Mike stuttered "i should know..."
"What you were the de-virginiser...wow...mike...i always thought..." Joe began
"I meant he wouldn't shut up about it!" mike growled
Jessica got a shocked look on her face
"15? he said..."
"don't take chaz's word for anythin'...." mike groaned "i should know, chaz's the biggest **** out...he's always gotta girl over...the noise is disgraceful...."
Jessica grinned evily and yelled up the stairs
"I'M TELLIN' MOM!"
Chester came running down the stairs jumping in to his boxers
"i'm bein' good!"
he fell in a heap at the bottom of the stairs
Mike kicked him for extra effect
"ouff!" Chester complained "you dickweed!"
Mike smiled "aren't i gorgeous? don't you just love me....y'know there gonna be a band called 'gay for mike shinoda...'"
"Oh yes lover..." chester began
"shut up you twisted indivdual!" Mike sulked "ravvy...aw it was awful...chester called me names...and said he'd be gay for me...."
Ravyn cuddled mike "aw poor mikey..."
"I need love........." he moaned
"i need wooohoo!" Chester ran back upstairs, there was a 'thud' and then the most awful noise
mike winced "ouch...my innoenece..."
Jessiac smiled at mike "y'know mike you've become a very hot dude...."
"thanks" mike smiled "at least i'm not like chester and boast 'I KNOW'!"
Jessica grin got 'bennington-flirtatous'
Mike shrunk back
"hello...jessica..." Ravyn said coldly, tightening her grip around mikes waist
"HI!" Jessica smiled
"mikey....do you wanna go some where...without anyone else!" ravyn glared
"um...uh...but i have to..." mike stuttered
"NOW MICHEAL!" ravyn sighed impatiently
"seeya soon,huh? mike?" Jessica grinned
"OH! well they'll be a probelm!" ravyn smiled sweetly "mike's staying over at mine!"
"Am i?" mike frowned
"yes micheal!" Ravyn answered primly
"can i go get some clothes and maybe a tooth brush..." mike began
"MICHEAL KENJI SHINODA! NOW MEANS NOW!" Ravyn ranted
"okay...chill..." mike winced
"byeee mikey...." jessica waved "remember that time when we kissed in chester's room?"
ravyn grit her teeth
"n-no...." mike said nervously
"i was your first kiss..." jessica giggled "you are so cute was you blush....and then chaz came in and accused us of 'bangin' in his room'"
"oh ****..." mike breathed "ravvy...i was 11...."
"it doesn't matter....not at all...." ravyn said sweetly, her smile forced, her eyes narrowed fiecrely
then chester's laugh came down the stairs "BUSTED!", he jumped off the last step "and you guys were bangin'!"
ravyn from lack of doing anything else, grabbed chester by the throat
"MIKE, we're leaving!"
"YES RAVVY!" mike whimpered and he was out the door
"isn't mike a great kisser?" jessica chirped "he's so gentle...and when he tickles you...it's so funny..."
Ravyn shook chester
"woah, woah, WOAH!" chester protested "let go you're hurtin' me! OUCH...MAN...JEEZ!"
Ravyn let go of chester
"remember the thime when my brother kicked your brain out!"
"yes m'am!" chester whimpered
"well....tell your sister to stop flirting with MY BOYFRIEND!" ravyn yelled
"hey...it's the bennington way chickadee...chill...." chester grinned
"MY MIKEY IS NOT GETTING TAKEN AWAY FROM ME!" ravyn scowled
"o-ofcourse not!" chester laughed easily "jess quit it before she cuts my ***** off"
"just harmless fun..." jessica laughed
ravyn stompted out
chester sank down on a chair
"holy shitt....i'd hate to be mike on her period" chester gasped
Markus smiled at jessica
"so...you are always this cute or did it develop..."
"OH! i've always been this cute!" Jessica giggled "how sweet of you to notice!"
Chester fluttered his eyelashes at markus "tell me how cute i am!"
Markus smiled lovingly at jessica "you are so hot..."
"i know" Jessica agreed
"will you go out with me..." markus sighed
"nope!" Jessica chirped
markus's face fell
"oh....ok..." he squeked
"Oh i'm sorry markus..." chester mumbled his sympathy genuine "but look on the bright side....when jess gets *****....you can get in the way...but as for me, i have to finish my desert!" chester jumped back up the stairs "byes!!"
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The next day college was on and mike was dancing around the dorm trying to wake up the stubborn chester
"NEH!"
"wake up chaz, wakey wakey bennington...college timeeee!" Mike bounded up and down "isn't it great, we've got a music exam!"
"yeah...great!" came the mutter from underneath the pillow
"chester! get up you lazy ****!" mike sulked
"oh man...i thought you were stayin' at ravi's dorm!" Chester protested
"it's only next door pencial ****!" mike argued "GUYS HELP!"
Soon a whole crowd form around the lump of duvet, in attempt to get chester up
Joe poked at chester
"ow! ow! ow! ow! **** OFF!"
"GET UP CHES IT'S A BEEEAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUTIFL DAY....!" Joe chirped "the hills are alive with the sound of music....lalalaaallaaaalaa!"
a shoe got thrown at him
"GET ******!" Chester yelled bad temperedly "i need my sleep *****, don't you understand that!?! CHES NEED SLEEP, CHES LOVES BED! CHES + BED = HAPPINESS!"
"chester get up you're gonna be late..." mike moaned
"look guys chester is 18 years old, he's not a child anymore..." rob began
"he sure acts like one!" Phoenix interjected
"no wait, watch this..." joe grinned "oh man...i really need the bathroom...."
chester jumped up, slam! disappeared into the bathroom
soon this wore thin on the guys
"Chester! i need to take a ****!"
"too bad *****...i'm doin' somethin'!"
"are you *********in'!"
a long pause followed "no"
"don't get it all over the seat!"
"dude you have a sick mind..."
"then what are you doin'?"
"he's a peacock...he likes to preen his feathers..." came a laugh
"i'm not sure about the 'pea' but you got the last bit right..." joe smirked
"hey!" the wail came from the bathroom "that's not very nice! i bet that was joseph!...joseph....joseph....joey....joe..."
"don't call me joseph!" joe snapped "chester charles bennington!"
"get ******...oh yeah joe...your mom was good!" chester call came "Oh joe's mom....OH JOEY'S MOM!"
"SHUT UP!" joe yelled
Chester finally came out the bathroom, looking immaculate as usual
Mike wedgied chester on his way past
"******!" chester sulked fixing his underwear "my appearence is everythin' man..."
"yeah...cos it's all you have your brain stopped functioning years ago..." mike teased
"your ***** stopped functioning years ago!" chester shot back
""your ***** is the only thing that works and it doesn't work very well!" mike argued
"oh yeah...you'd know lover boy!" chester smirked
"i dumped you cos you were ****!" mike laughed
"NOBODY DOWNS MY PERFORMANCE!" chester yelled "ARRRH!"
"bring it chazy wus!" mike grinned
They wreastled accros the floor
"oh get a room!" brad laughed
"arh! you messed up my hair!" chester screamed "oh you're gonna get it!"
"hahaha what you gonna do, scatch me to death?!" mike smirked
chester held mike in a head lock, mike flipped over and pulled him on the floor
"AHEM!" the girls stood in front of them
"H-hey honey..." chester smiled weakly
"mikey where you fighting?!" ravyn frowned
"only a little..." mike pouted
"hey!, hey! did ya see me in the head lock, i was all like bang! and he was all like arrh! and i was all like you'ere mine *****! and he was all noooo! and i was all like i'm sooo cool!...." chester chatted entustically to kelly
she waved her hand "okay...okay...chaz...."
Ravyn sat mike up
"mikey need love?"
mike nodded eagerly
"mikey needs love!"
they kissed rolling around on the floor
"OUH mikes gettin' some..." chester grinned "GO MIKE GO! YOU THE MAN!"
"we're going to be late for college!" kelly pointed out
Chester smirked "does it matter?"
"NEH!"
"wake up chaz, wakey wakey bennington...college timeeee!" Mike bounded up and down "isn't it great, we've got a music exam!"
"yeah...great!" came the mutter from underneath the pillow
"chester! get up you lazy ****!" mike sulked
"oh man...i thought you were stayin' at ravi's dorm!" Chester protested
"it's only next door pencial ****!" mike argued "GUYS HELP!"
Soon a whole crowd form around the lump of duvet, in attempt to get chester up
Joe poked at chester
"ow! ow! ow! ow! **** OFF!"
"GET UP CHES IT'S A BEEEAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUTIFL DAY....!" Joe chirped "the hills are alive with the sound of music....lalalaaallaaaalaa!"
a shoe got thrown at him
"GET ******!" Chester yelled bad temperedly "i need my sleep *****, don't you understand that!?! CHES NEED SLEEP, CHES LOVES BED! CHES + BED = HAPPINESS!"
"chester get up you're gonna be late..." mike moaned
"look guys chester is 18 years old, he's not a child anymore..." rob began
"he sure acts like one!" Phoenix interjected
"no wait, watch this..." joe grinned "oh man...i really need the bathroom...."
chester jumped up, slam! disappeared into the bathroom
soon this wore thin on the guys
"Chester! i need to take a ****!"
"too bad *****...i'm doin' somethin'!"
"are you *********in'!"
a long pause followed "no"
"don't get it all over the seat!"
"dude you have a sick mind..."
"then what are you doin'?"
"he's a peacock...he likes to preen his feathers..." came a laugh
"i'm not sure about the 'pea' but you got the last bit right..." joe smirked
"hey!" the wail came from the bathroom "that's not very nice! i bet that was joseph!...joseph....joseph....joey....joe..."
"don't call me joseph!" joe snapped "chester charles bennington!"
"get ******...oh yeah joe...your mom was good!" chester call came "Oh joe's mom....OH JOEY'S MOM!"
"SHUT UP!" joe yelled
Chester finally came out the bathroom, looking immaculate as usual
Mike wedgied chester on his way past
"******!" chester sulked fixing his underwear "my appearence is everythin' man..."
"yeah...cos it's all you have your brain stopped functioning years ago..." mike teased
"your ***** stopped functioning years ago!" chester shot back
""your ***** is the only thing that works and it doesn't work very well!" mike argued
"oh yeah...you'd know lover boy!" chester smirked
"i dumped you cos you were ****!" mike laughed
"NOBODY DOWNS MY PERFORMANCE!" chester yelled "ARRRH!"
"bring it chazy wus!" mike grinned
They wreastled accros the floor
"oh get a room!" brad laughed
"arh! you messed up my hair!" chester screamed "oh you're gonna get it!"
"hahaha what you gonna do, scatch me to death?!" mike smirked
chester held mike in a head lock, mike flipped over and pulled him on the floor
"AHEM!" the girls stood in front of them
"H-hey honey..." chester smiled weakly
"mikey where you fighting?!" ravyn frowned
"only a little..." mike pouted
"hey!, hey! did ya see me in the head lock, i was all like bang! and he was all like arrh! and i was all like you'ere mine *****! and he was all noooo! and i was all like i'm sooo cool!...." chester chatted entustically to kelly
she waved her hand "okay...okay...chaz...."
Ravyn sat mike up
"mikey need love?"
mike nodded eagerly
"mikey needs love!"
they kissed rolling around on the floor
"OUH mikes gettin' some..." chester grinned "GO MIKE GO! YOU THE MAN!"
"we're going to be late for college!" kelly pointed out
Chester smirked "does it matter?"
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in college chester, mike and brad hung out in the cafeteria,
"hey..." chester grinned at some girls
"get ****** chaz!" The girl growled
"Y'know you want me...now i'm unaviable....YOU CAN'T AFFORD ME!" Chester called
"who'd want to...." brad muttered
"well...she would...and her....and that girl...and the lunch lady....hey gorgeous...." Chester smiled
The lunch lady put up the middle finger
"hey...woah...commitment isn't my thing...maybe in a coupla years...." Chester giggled "everyone wants a piece...."
a sharp grab for behind rendered chester in pain
"ow.....!....man that hurt....Aw hey kels...."
"you are so full of your self!" kelly scowled
"yeah and last night..." chester began
"DON'T!" she scowled
"aw...but i gotta get you some compition, you'll wanna work hard for my affections!" Chester chirped
He got a sharp belt over the head, with her hand
"the hair!" chester protested
Kelly stompted off
"Honey....!" chester moaned
"Ravyn!" Mike called
"Hey mikey!" Ravyn smiled
"hey i see you got the patatoes...we are so like on the wave length of soulmates...." mike smiled back
they nuzzled noses affectionately
"HEY! how come you guys are actin' like a honeymoonin' couple!" Chester sulked "and my ***** wants to kill me!"
"for a start you don't call her your '*****'" mike began "and secondly stop oglin' other girls...."
"she knows i love her the most..." chester smiled
"yes but i'd never want to replace ravvy she's my cute little ravvy-cuteness..." mike sighed
"and you're my sexy-little mikers...." ravyn smiled
"and you are makin' me ill...." Chester pulled a face
"see what's kels...?" Mike frowned
"um...i dunno...i guess she's the oil in my engeiene!" Chester grinned
"yes...well...there's that...and..." ravyn urged
"my um....My...." chester stuttered
"dig deep chaz...if you can...." Mike groaned
"she's my....significant next female!" Chester grinned
"you what?!" Mike protested
"Well...it goes kels...mom....jess....and all my precious gals out there...." Chester smiled
""chester this isn't a joke!" Mike protested "if you keep goin' this way you could lose her!"
Chester's face fell "just a joke y'know....she knows right....?"
"you're takin' it too far...sure a little joke never hurt...but chaz...you're sabotargin' your relationship..." ravyn patted chester shoulder
"i'm not...it's just a little disagreement..." chester mumbled, acting very unlike himself
"you go and you fix it, now!" Mike ordered
"ouh...mikey...you're so cute when you go all bossy!" Ravyn smiled
"yeah...well ches go sort it man!" Mike said
"He did it again!" ravyn grinned "awww...he's adorable!"
"cuddle me!" Mike smiled
"Awww little mikers!" Ravyn sighed
Chester ran to meet kelly
"Kels..."
"what chester?!"
"Kelly don't ignore me!"
"well you're now used to what i have to put up with everyday!"
"I'm sorry..."
"good for you!"
"i can change!"
"so can i!...from attached to single and pretty quick!"
"please don't break up with me..." chester sighed
"you deserve it ches!"
"okay...okay...hit me....yell at me...do anythin'...just take me back..."
"okay!" She slapped him in the face and walked off
Chester felt his cheek "i deserved that" he admitted, he looked like a puppy that'd just been kicked
Kelly walked away
Ravyn ran to chester
"ches are you okay....that looked painful...."
"it was...." chester sighed looking to the ground, his eyes watering
"i mean...that was a hard slap..." ravyn mumbled
"no...it was the things she said that hurt the most...." Chester murmured
Markus walked determinedly into college...towards chester
"uh-oh...what have i done now...?" chester sighed
"BENNINGTON!"
"yes your holyness?"
"Get your sister to like me!"
"haven't i got enough probelms...?"
"DO IT!"
Chester shrunk back fearfully, then stood still
"NO!"
"what did you say?!"
"i said i'm sicka bein' your *****!" Chester snapped
"wanna fight about it!?"
"NO...i'm afraid you'd kill me!" Chester said quickily "but i'm not bein' your ***** so quit botherin' me...you *******!"
"you *******!"
"you're a handsome *******!"
Markus glared at chester
"i can't make you..."
"oh thank g..."
"but i can pound your *** to the ground!"
"MARKUS!" Ravyn's eyes flashed angerily "leave chester alone! he's having a rough time!"
Markus went to say something
"markus!" Kelly came to chester's aid "what have me and ravvy told you about picking on the guys....not that chester's a honourable guy!"
"hey..." chester grinned at some girls
"get ****** chaz!" The girl growled
"Y'know you want me...now i'm unaviable....YOU CAN'T AFFORD ME!" Chester called
"who'd want to...." brad muttered
"well...she would...and her....and that girl...and the lunch lady....hey gorgeous...." Chester smiled
The lunch lady put up the middle finger
"hey...woah...commitment isn't my thing...maybe in a coupla years...." Chester giggled "everyone wants a piece...."
a sharp grab for behind rendered chester in pain
"ow.....!....man that hurt....Aw hey kels...."
"you are so full of your self!" kelly scowled
"yeah and last night..." chester began
"DON'T!" she scowled
"aw...but i gotta get you some compition, you'll wanna work hard for my affections!" Chester chirped
He got a sharp belt over the head, with her hand
"the hair!" chester protested
Kelly stompted off
"Honey....!" chester moaned
"Ravyn!" Mike called
"Hey mikey!" Ravyn smiled
"hey i see you got the patatoes...we are so like on the wave length of soulmates...." mike smiled back
they nuzzled noses affectionately
"HEY! how come you guys are actin' like a honeymoonin' couple!" Chester sulked "and my ***** wants to kill me!"
"for a start you don't call her your '*****'" mike began "and secondly stop oglin' other girls...."
"she knows i love her the most..." chester smiled
"yes but i'd never want to replace ravvy she's my cute little ravvy-cuteness..." mike sighed
"and you're my sexy-little mikers...." ravyn smiled
"and you are makin' me ill...." Chester pulled a face
"see what's kels...?" Mike frowned
"um...i dunno...i guess she's the oil in my engeiene!" Chester grinned
"yes...well...there's that...and..." ravyn urged
"my um....My...." chester stuttered
"dig deep chaz...if you can...." Mike groaned
"she's my....significant next female!" Chester grinned
"you what?!" Mike protested
"Well...it goes kels...mom....jess....and all my precious gals out there...." Chester smiled
""chester this isn't a joke!" Mike protested "if you keep goin' this way you could lose her!"
Chester's face fell "just a joke y'know....she knows right....?"
"you're takin' it too far...sure a little joke never hurt...but chaz...you're sabotargin' your relationship..." ravyn patted chester shoulder
"i'm not...it's just a little disagreement..." chester mumbled, acting very unlike himself
"you go and you fix it, now!" Mike ordered
"ouh...mikey...you're so cute when you go all bossy!" Ravyn smiled
"yeah...well ches go sort it man!" Mike said
"He did it again!" ravyn grinned "awww...he's adorable!"
"cuddle me!" Mike smiled
"Awww little mikers!" Ravyn sighed
Chester ran to meet kelly
"Kels..."
"what chester?!"
"Kelly don't ignore me!"
"well you're now used to what i have to put up with everyday!"
"I'm sorry..."
"good for you!"
"i can change!"
"so can i!...from attached to single and pretty quick!"
"please don't break up with me..." chester sighed
"you deserve it ches!"
"okay...okay...hit me....yell at me...do anythin'...just take me back..."
"okay!" She slapped him in the face and walked off
Chester felt his cheek "i deserved that" he admitted, he looked like a puppy that'd just been kicked
Kelly walked away
Ravyn ran to chester
"ches are you okay....that looked painful...."
"it was...." chester sighed looking to the ground, his eyes watering
"i mean...that was a hard slap..." ravyn mumbled
"no...it was the things she said that hurt the most...." Chester murmured
Markus walked determinedly into college...towards chester
"uh-oh...what have i done now...?" chester sighed
"BENNINGTON!"
"yes your holyness?"
"Get your sister to like me!"
"haven't i got enough probelms...?"
"DO IT!"
Chester shrunk back fearfully, then stood still
"NO!"
"what did you say?!"
"i said i'm sicka bein' your *****!" Chester snapped
"wanna fight about it!?"
"NO...i'm afraid you'd kill me!" Chester said quickily "but i'm not bein' your ***** so quit botherin' me...you *******!"
"you *******!"
"you're a handsome *******!"
Markus glared at chester
"i can't make you..."
"oh thank g..."
"but i can pound your *** to the ground!"
"MARKUS!" Ravyn's eyes flashed angerily "leave chester alone! he's having a rough time!"
Markus went to say something
"markus!" Kelly came to chester's aid "what have me and ravvy told you about picking on the guys....not that chester's a honourable guy!"
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"k-kels..."
"button it bennington!"
"okay...i'm your *****..."
"nicely put" she frowned
"and i'll be yours forever and ever...if you want me...." chester mumbled
Her cheeks flushed in colour
"way to go ches!" Mike called "you're sayin' all the right things!"
"Aw knarley!" chester exclaimed "okay...um..." he frowned in thought
"don't hurt yourself now..." kelly smiled slightly
Ravyn giggled "C'mon chester! say something intelligent!"
"HEY!" Chester wailed, he sighed "i guess i just got ****** with you because of that night you tattoed 'kels's *****' on my back..."
"Yeah...that was funny wasn't it?" Kelly s******ed
"NO! but i know you're meanin' that in a 'lovin'' kinda way...." chester smiled
"no i just thought it'd be fun to do!" Kelly grinned
"OH I GIVE UP!" Chester protested "see you are as bad as me!"
Ravyn cheered "HE FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!!"
"Wow, really?" Chester asked
"Yes!" they all chroused
"YEAH!" chester cheered
"come on shamone....yer....yer...let's..go....do...the robot dance like you just wanna know....BREAK IT DOWN NOW!" Kelly danced around in her victory dance
"Umm....i'm slightly wary of what i might've got myself into....is that normal?" chester frowned
"it is in the land of kelly kels" ravyn sighed
"wooH! YEAH do the chemist!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!" Chester grinned
"um is that normal?" frowned ravyn
"it is in the land of chazy chaz...." Mike groaned "let's leave them to it!"
"they are a pair of freaks..." brad complained
"Hey chazy chaz!" Kelly grinned
"huh?"
"WEDGIE!"
"oh man...sexual intercourse...must be...um...different..." Brad winced
"hmmm....well thanks brad for that nice image in my head...." mike pulled a face of disgust
"y'welcome!" Brad chriped
"OH ***! there they go!" Mike backed away
"ewwww! tongue!" Brad winced "hey mike d'ya reckon...EWWW! mike? MIKE!?"
"come back later...." Mike sighed
"RAV?!"
"ME and mikey are in love..."
"Congrats the hall way is starin' at you..." brad patted mike's back
"Busy..." Mike mumbled
Phoenix glanced at brad
"NO WAY!" Brad backed away
"i was jokin'!" Phoenix moaned
"sure you were...i don't bend that way!" brad sulked
"i do!" Chester joked
"HE'S COME UP FOR AIR!" brad grinned
"oh ****....i need to deoxygenate!"
"wow chaz...a big word!" Kelly teased
"quiet you!" Chester pouted
"hey ches...we've got a music exam!" Brad called
"awww...what now?!" Chester moaned "i was enjoyin' myself!"
"we're not enjoyin' lookin' at it!" Phoenix exclaimed
"you know you wanna sneaky peek!" Chester smirked
"only you,chaz bennington...could turn that dirty!" Brad protested
"Heheheeheee...turn..." Chester grinned
"oh for godsakes...."
"OH! hehehehe as in OH CHAZY!" Chester giggled
"**** you!" Brad protested
"you're makin' this too easy!" Chester sang "hey where have rav and mike gone?"
"i hate to tell you this...but...there's a quiet place..." phoenix began
"i bet it ain't quiet no more!" Chester grinned "GO MIKE! ALL the way...all night long...shinoda style..." Chester did a thrust
"MY EYES!" Phoenix wailed
"i have that effect on most people" chester smirked
"what nausea?" Brad questioned
"i was gonna say...aw...never mind!" Chester sulked, they made their way to class
"hey shinny!" Chester yelled
"SHINNY?!" mike frowned
"well...your names shinoda..." Chester explained
"man, that name sucks...." Mike replied
"hey...you can't help it....don't blame yourself...it's a family name....aw poor mikey....Hahahaha your name sucks!" Chester teased
"your name sucks, what kinda name is chester?!" MIke grinned
"a very nice name!" Chester pouted "very sexual...and orgy producin'....the reputation speaks for it's self...."
"what the reputation that you suck ***!" Mike smirked
"i do not suck ***!" Chester swiped at mike bad temperedly
"okay class get out your instruments..." The leturer began
"wow?! right here?" Chester laughed "well you're the boss...." Chester unzipped his pants
"MR BENNINGTON! HOW MANY TIME THIS SEMEASTER HAVE YOU DONE THIS?!" protested the lecturer
"well...um...about 3...."
"and the rest..." sighed the lecturer
"you never let me finish i was about to say 'hundred'!" chester sulked
"kindly zip up your trousers...and keep your...'opinions' to your self!" The lecturer protested
"hey...have you lost weight....don't tell the pricipal..." Chester said quickly
"now class...this is a piece of music your going to study...can i please have your opnions..."
chester put up his hand
"yes mr bennington?"
"now...when you say...opinions......"
"NO!"
Kelly rolled her eyes
Mike punched chester's crotch under the table
"ouff!"
"what now mr bennington!?"
"i've lost my opinoin"
"and i've lost my sanity....teaching you..."
"Oh okay! are you gonna look for it?"
"MR BENNINGTON, SETTLE DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION!"
"sorry m'am...."
"now class....due to the interruption! mr bennington can go first!"
"Okay!"
"and your piece is...?"
"my own written piece"
"chester...i thought i said stick to the piece i've given you!"
"but that's borin'...." Chester moaned
"well since you think you're a little more qualified...maybe you'd like to teach the class!"
"okay....do i get paid?"
"SIT DOWN!"
"i just wanna say...my piece woulda blown the *** offa that crappy assigned one...."
"look...fine! you perform it!"
"I WILL!"
"good!"
"FINE!"
chester stood up in the middle of class, pulling his guitar along with him
he struck a few chord, the tuned slightly, then began to play
"this is my december....this is my time of the year....this is my december...this is all so clear..."
when he finshed the piece, he grinned and bowed, as the class gave him a standing ovation
the lecturer frowned slightly
"that's all i need the inflation of your already blown up ego..." The lecturer sighed
"so it was good, right?" Chester asked
"well for once i've not wanted to gag you!" The lecturer agreed
"wow, kinky..." chester grinned
"i knew it couldn't last!" The lecturer groaned
"nah...i last for a very long time, I'm good at what i do" chester smirked
"i don't even want to fantom what you may have interrpeated my meaning but i'm very sure with you it'll be absolute filth..." the lecturer sighed
"huh?"
"Do you ever learn?"
"yeah...i love bein' teached things....kels taught me somethin'...."
"is it savoury?"
"doubt it" mike sighed
"well actually it invovles me,kels and a..."
"DON'T GO ON!" kelly yelled
"awww...." chester sulked
"oh for godsakes...i turned down becoming a doctor for this!" The lecturer groaned
Chester sat down
"button it bennington!"
"okay...i'm your *****..."
"nicely put" she frowned
"and i'll be yours forever and ever...if you want me...." chester mumbled
Her cheeks flushed in colour
"way to go ches!" Mike called "you're sayin' all the right things!"
"Aw knarley!" chester exclaimed "okay...um..." he frowned in thought
"don't hurt yourself now..." kelly smiled slightly
Ravyn giggled "C'mon chester! say something intelligent!"
"HEY!" Chester wailed, he sighed "i guess i just got ****** with you because of that night you tattoed 'kels's *****' on my back..."
"Yeah...that was funny wasn't it?" Kelly s******ed
"NO! but i know you're meanin' that in a 'lovin'' kinda way...." chester smiled
"no i just thought it'd be fun to do!" Kelly grinned
"OH I GIVE UP!" Chester protested "see you are as bad as me!"
Ravyn cheered "HE FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!!"
"Wow, really?" Chester asked
"Yes!" they all chroused
"YEAH!" chester cheered
"come on shamone....yer....yer...let's..go....do...the robot dance like you just wanna know....BREAK IT DOWN NOW!" Kelly danced around in her victory dance
"Umm....i'm slightly wary of what i might've got myself into....is that normal?" chester frowned
"it is in the land of kelly kels" ravyn sighed
"wooH! YEAH do the chemist!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!" Chester grinned
"um is that normal?" frowned ravyn
"it is in the land of chazy chaz...." Mike groaned "let's leave them to it!"
"they are a pair of freaks..." brad complained
"Hey chazy chaz!" Kelly grinned
"huh?"
"WEDGIE!"
"oh man...sexual intercourse...must be...um...different..." Brad winced
"hmmm....well thanks brad for that nice image in my head...." mike pulled a face of disgust
"y'welcome!" Brad chriped
"OH ***! there they go!" Mike backed away
"ewwww! tongue!" Brad winced "hey mike d'ya reckon...EWWW! mike? MIKE!?"
"come back later...." Mike sighed
"RAV?!"
"ME and mikey are in love..."
"Congrats the hall way is starin' at you..." brad patted mike's back
"Busy..." Mike mumbled
Phoenix glanced at brad
"NO WAY!" Brad backed away
"i was jokin'!" Phoenix moaned
"sure you were...i don't bend that way!" brad sulked
"i do!" Chester joked
"HE'S COME UP FOR AIR!" brad grinned
"oh ****....i need to deoxygenate!"
"wow chaz...a big word!" Kelly teased
"quiet you!" Chester pouted
"hey ches...we've got a music exam!" Brad called
"awww...what now?!" Chester moaned "i was enjoyin' myself!"
"we're not enjoyin' lookin' at it!" Phoenix exclaimed
"you know you wanna sneaky peek!" Chester smirked
"only you,chaz bennington...could turn that dirty!" Brad protested
"Heheheeheee...turn..." Chester grinned
"oh for godsakes...."
"OH! hehehehe as in OH CHAZY!" Chester giggled
"**** you!" Brad protested
"you're makin' this too easy!" Chester sang "hey where have rav and mike gone?"
"i hate to tell you this...but...there's a quiet place..." phoenix began
"i bet it ain't quiet no more!" Chester grinned "GO MIKE! ALL the way...all night long...shinoda style..." Chester did a thrust
"MY EYES!" Phoenix wailed
"i have that effect on most people" chester smirked
"what nausea?" Brad questioned
"i was gonna say...aw...never mind!" Chester sulked, they made their way to class
"hey shinny!" Chester yelled
"SHINNY?!" mike frowned
"well...your names shinoda..." Chester explained
"man, that name sucks...." Mike replied
"hey...you can't help it....don't blame yourself...it's a family name....aw poor mikey....Hahahaha your name sucks!" Chester teased
"your name sucks, what kinda name is chester?!" MIke grinned
"a very nice name!" Chester pouted "very sexual...and orgy producin'....the reputation speaks for it's self...."
"what the reputation that you suck ***!" Mike smirked
"i do not suck ***!" Chester swiped at mike bad temperedly
"okay class get out your instruments..." The leturer began
"wow?! right here?" Chester laughed "well you're the boss...." Chester unzipped his pants
"MR BENNINGTON! HOW MANY TIME THIS SEMEASTER HAVE YOU DONE THIS?!" protested the lecturer
"well...um...about 3...."
"and the rest..." sighed the lecturer
"you never let me finish i was about to say 'hundred'!" chester sulked
"kindly zip up your trousers...and keep your...'opinions' to your self!" The lecturer protested
"hey...have you lost weight....don't tell the pricipal..." Chester said quickly
"now class...this is a piece of music your going to study...can i please have your opnions..."
chester put up his hand
"yes mr bennington?"
"now...when you say...opinions......"
"NO!"
Kelly rolled her eyes
Mike punched chester's crotch under the table
"ouff!"
"what now mr bennington!?"
"i've lost my opinoin"
"and i've lost my sanity....teaching you..."
"Oh okay! are you gonna look for it?"
"MR BENNINGTON, SETTLE DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION!"
"sorry m'am...."
"now class....due to the interruption! mr bennington can go first!"
"Okay!"
"and your piece is...?"
"my own written piece"
"chester...i thought i said stick to the piece i've given you!"
"but that's borin'...." Chester moaned
"well since you think you're a little more qualified...maybe you'd like to teach the class!"
"okay....do i get paid?"
"SIT DOWN!"
"i just wanna say...my piece woulda blown the *** offa that crappy assigned one...."
"look...fine! you perform it!"
"I WILL!"
"good!"
"FINE!"
chester stood up in the middle of class, pulling his guitar along with him
he struck a few chord, the tuned slightly, then began to play
"this is my december....this is my time of the year....this is my december...this is all so clear..."
when he finshed the piece, he grinned and bowed, as the class gave him a standing ovation
the lecturer frowned slightly
"that's all i need the inflation of your already blown up ego..." The lecturer sighed
"so it was good, right?" Chester asked
"well for once i've not wanted to gag you!" The lecturer agreed
"wow, kinky..." chester grinned
"i knew it couldn't last!" The lecturer groaned
"nah...i last for a very long time, I'm good at what i do" chester smirked
"i don't even want to fantom what you may have interrpeated my meaning but i'm very sure with you it'll be absolute filth..." the lecturer sighed
"huh?"
"Do you ever learn?"
"yeah...i love bein' teached things....kels taught me somethin'...."
"is it savoury?"
"doubt it" mike sighed
"well actually it invovles me,kels and a..."
"DON'T GO ON!" kelly yelled
"awww...." chester sulked
"oh for godsakes...i turned down becoming a doctor for this!" The lecturer groaned
Chester sat down
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Markus banged in chester's bedroom bad temperedly, and grabbed him under the cover
"arhh! WHAT THE ****!"
"Bennington you ****** with me for the last time!!" Markus snarled
Chester grinned and went to answer with a inapproaite joke, then realised that was a bad idea and kept his mouth shut for a change.
"DO Something to get your sister to like me!" Markus protested
"I stand by my decision" chester said firmly "i no longer want to be subjected to your bitchery! Now get lost, i need my beauty sleep!"
Markus threw him back on the bed with an angered growl
"Hey what's goin' on?" It was Jessica Bennington
Markus smiled "Hi!"
"were you pickin' on chaz again?!" Jessica frowned
"Yes!" Came chester's wimper
"aw markus...what have i told you...you need to express yourself in different ways than anger....like ***....or somthin'!" Jessica smirked
"OH YER! I'M VERY 'EXPRESSIVE'" Chester's comment came
"shut up spaz features!" Jessica snapped
"don't call me Spaz features!" Chester moaned
Chester sat up "hey do you guys mind gettin' out my room...Hey where's mike...ohhh...never mind i think i've figured it out..."
Mike's bed was empty and unsleept in, as was Joe's
"HEY ANPHIBI-BRAIN GOT SOME?! NO WAY!" Chester laughed "who'd sleep with a freak like him?!"
" I WOULD!" Jessiica chirped
"YEAH...well you'd sleep with anythin'..." Chester smirked
"Joe's cute! and you're any better, huh? it's not like you're the most innocent in the world..." Jessica snorted
"I HAVE STANDARDS!" Chester ranted
"Yeah but only one...it has to have *****" Jessica teased
"any way i've started behavin' myself i'm in a serious relationship...." Chester said firmly
Jessica snorted then burst out laughing
"AWWW Chaz...you're killin' me!"
"IT'S TRUE!" Chester wailed
"Yeah....RIGHT!" She giggled, kneeling over, she walking out the room "spin me another fiary tale..."
"**** YOU!" Chester yelled
Markus folowed jessica in a day dream out of the room
"Wow chaz....you're sicker than i thought!" She called
"GET LOST!" Chester protested "GO BACK TO ARIZONA BEFORE YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!"
"Byeeee Chaz....." she teased "i'll seeya later....and for godsake get outta bed you lazy *******!"
"arhh! WHAT THE ****!"
"Bennington you ****** with me for the last time!!" Markus snarled
Chester grinned and went to answer with a inapproaite joke, then realised that was a bad idea and kept his mouth shut for a change.
"DO Something to get your sister to like me!" Markus protested
"I stand by my decision" chester said firmly "i no longer want to be subjected to your bitchery! Now get lost, i need my beauty sleep!"
Markus threw him back on the bed with an angered growl
"Hey what's goin' on?" It was Jessica Bennington
Markus smiled "Hi!"
"were you pickin' on chaz again?!" Jessica frowned
"Yes!" Came chester's wimper
"aw markus...what have i told you...you need to express yourself in different ways than anger....like ***....or somthin'!" Jessica smirked
"OH YER! I'M VERY 'EXPRESSIVE'" Chester's comment came
"shut up spaz features!" Jessica snapped
"don't call me Spaz features!" Chester moaned
Chester sat up "hey do you guys mind gettin' out my room...Hey where's mike...ohhh...never mind i think i've figured it out..."
Mike's bed was empty and unsleept in, as was Joe's
"HEY ANPHIBI-BRAIN GOT SOME?! NO WAY!" Chester laughed "who'd sleep with a freak like him?!"
" I WOULD!" Jessiica chirped
"YEAH...well you'd sleep with anythin'..." Chester smirked
"Joe's cute! and you're any better, huh? it's not like you're the most innocent in the world..." Jessica snorted
"I HAVE STANDARDS!" Chester ranted
"Yeah but only one...it has to have *****" Jessica teased
"any way i've started behavin' myself i'm in a serious relationship...." Chester said firmly
Jessica snorted then burst out laughing
"AWWW Chaz...you're killin' me!"
"IT'S TRUE!" Chester wailed
"Yeah....RIGHT!" She giggled, kneeling over, she walking out the room "spin me another fiary tale..."
"**** YOU!" Chester yelled
Markus folowed jessica in a day dream out of the room
"Wow chaz....you're sicker than i thought!" She called
"GET LOST!" Chester protested "GO BACK TO ARIZONA BEFORE YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY!"
"Byeeee Chaz....." she teased "i'll seeya later....and for godsake get outta bed you lazy *******!"
psychobunnyyel-yor
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aww wow your sig is knarley!
I love nemesis he rocks but alice is my favourite charater
can you beliee she becomes a weapon for the umbrella corporation at the end?
****! dude!
I love nemesis he rocks but alice is my favourite charater
can you beliee she becomes a weapon for the umbrella corporation at the end?
****! dude!
psychobunnyyel-yor
New member
Mike walked into chester's bedroom, Chester diappeared under the cover again
"Chester it's college time!" Mike yelled
"i'm not goin'...i want bed!" Chester Sulked "i feel like ****, tell kels...she'll give me attention and then chazy will pine no more...."
"KELS!" Mike called
"what!?" kelly asked
"CHESTER'S NOT GOIN' TO COLLEGE HE'S FEELIN' LIKE ****!" mike answered
"screw him!" Came kelly reply
Chester whimpered "I'm an invalid! you're surposed to give me love and attention and kisses....and ***...."
"you're not exactly sick if you want ***!" Mike protested
"I dunno..." Phoenix's voice came from the door " remember the time he had the flu and man how ***** was he!? he was still humpin' like a rabbit on ******!"
Chester's head peeped up from under the cover, he was smirking
Kelly ran up the stairs
"he looks fine to me!" she said
Chester put on a pathetic, sorrowful face, he coughed feebly
Kelly tried different tactics
"awww poor chaz..." she stroked his face
"poor me..." Chester agreed sulkily
"you're so ill...and tired...and you won't be able to go to college...aw you poor thing...." Kelly murmured "what do you have?"
"well it's sore here....and here...and all here....and my head hurts and my tummy aches...." Chester moaned
"maybe it's your acid reflux" Phoenix said knowledgeably
Kelly sat on the edge of the bed
"can you stay here and take extra-special care of me....? Chester mumbled, he clung on to her, his face resting against her back "please....peesseeeeeee.....pweeeeesssseeeee...pwwweesseeee...." he did his famous 'puppy-dog look' chester felt trimphant...noone could ever resist that look! it always worked
"Well ravvy is off today i'm sure she'll take care of you...." kelly said lightly
"I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!!!" chester wailed
"well chester i have a module due in..." kelly sighed "and you'd hate me to fail..."
"i would...." chester agreed
"And you're very sick and contagious...." Kelly nodded seriously
"ABSOLUTELY!" chester confirmed
"then you wouldn't want your poor little kelly kels to get all sick would you..." She pouted
"ofcourse not!" Chester sighed " i'd hate to see you unhappy!"
"and i hate to see you unhappy, so i'm really doing this for both of us! I love you chazy! seeya tonight!" Kelly smiled
"What!? NO! LOVE NOW!" chester sulked
as she walked away chester dragged on her arm
"aw chazy don't make this differcult!" Kelly sighed
Chester sat arms folded in bed, ravyn came in with soup
"nice hot soup!"Ravyn smiled "good for you!"
"no it's not! kelly is good for me!" chester sulked
"aw chaz....you can understand why she didn't believe you..." ravyn mumbled
"no i can't!" Chester sulked
"now you have been grumpy all day young man! you stop this behavoir and be happy that kelly cares!" ravyn protested "drink you soup! i made that specially for you!"
"aww you did?" Chester looked touched
"yes! now tell me how decilious it is!" Ravyn instructed
Chester sipped it
"yummy!"
"good man!" Ravyn ruffled his hair
Ravyn smiled "do you want anything else?!"
"um...just wanna enjoy my soup and sleep!" Chester grinned
ravyn left
Chester pulled a face and spat the soup back into the bowl
ravyn walked back in
Chester quickly gulped out of the bowl "YUM!"
"do you want the tv on?" asked ravyn
"okay!" Chester agreed
"Chester it's college time!" Mike yelled
"i'm not goin'...i want bed!" Chester Sulked "i feel like ****, tell kels...she'll give me attention and then chazy will pine no more...."
"KELS!" Mike called
"what!?" kelly asked
"CHESTER'S NOT GOIN' TO COLLEGE HE'S FEELIN' LIKE ****!" mike answered
"screw him!" Came kelly reply
Chester whimpered "I'm an invalid! you're surposed to give me love and attention and kisses....and ***...."
"you're not exactly sick if you want ***!" Mike protested
"I dunno..." Phoenix's voice came from the door " remember the time he had the flu and man how ***** was he!? he was still humpin' like a rabbit on ******!"
Chester's head peeped up from under the cover, he was smirking
Kelly ran up the stairs
"he looks fine to me!" she said
Chester put on a pathetic, sorrowful face, he coughed feebly
Kelly tried different tactics
"awww poor chaz..." she stroked his face
"poor me..." Chester agreed sulkily
"you're so ill...and tired...and you won't be able to go to college...aw you poor thing...." Kelly murmured "what do you have?"
"well it's sore here....and here...and all here....and my head hurts and my tummy aches...." Chester moaned
"maybe it's your acid reflux" Phoenix said knowledgeably
Kelly sat on the edge of the bed
"can you stay here and take extra-special care of me....? Chester mumbled, he clung on to her, his face resting against her back "please....peesseeeeeee.....pweeeeesssseeeee...pwwweesseeee...." he did his famous 'puppy-dog look' chester felt trimphant...noone could ever resist that look! it always worked
"Well ravvy is off today i'm sure she'll take care of you...." kelly said lightly
"I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!!!" chester wailed
"well chester i have a module due in..." kelly sighed "and you'd hate me to fail..."
"i would...." chester agreed
"And you're very sick and contagious...." Kelly nodded seriously
"ABSOLUTELY!" chester confirmed
"then you wouldn't want your poor little kelly kels to get all sick would you..." She pouted
"ofcourse not!" Chester sighed " i'd hate to see you unhappy!"
"and i hate to see you unhappy, so i'm really doing this for both of us! I love you chazy! seeya tonight!" Kelly smiled
"What!? NO! LOVE NOW!" chester sulked
as she walked away chester dragged on her arm
"aw chazy don't make this differcult!" Kelly sighed
Chester sat arms folded in bed, ravyn came in with soup
"nice hot soup!"Ravyn smiled "good for you!"
"no it's not! kelly is good for me!" chester sulked
"aw chaz....you can understand why she didn't believe you..." ravyn mumbled
"no i can't!" Chester sulked
"now you have been grumpy all day young man! you stop this behavoir and be happy that kelly cares!" ravyn protested "drink you soup! i made that specially for you!"
"aww you did?" Chester looked touched
"yes! now tell me how decilious it is!" Ravyn instructed
Chester sipped it
"yummy!"
"good man!" Ravyn ruffled his hair
Ravyn smiled "do you want anything else?!"
"um...just wanna enjoy my soup and sleep!" Chester grinned
ravyn left
Chester pulled a face and spat the soup back into the bowl
ravyn walked back in
Chester quickly gulped out of the bowl "YUM!"
"do you want the tv on?" asked ravyn
"okay!" Chester agreed
Ravynlee
New member
Holy ****! How long have I been in this?!? *gasps*
Just joking really... but still was a kick to see my name in there... even if it was someone else! XD
(Hmm. Sorry DarknessRavyn
)
Man... need to go read this I think from the start. ****, a girl can dream, can't she? 0_o But Mike... *shrugs* I guess.
*starts scrolling down again... down... further...*
Funny stuff. Man... talk about a dysfunctional bunch! Good for a laugh. Thanks for the read! Quite uplifting.
Just joking really... but still was a kick to see my name in there... even if it was someone else! XD
(Hmm. Sorry DarknessRavyn
)Man... need to go read this I think from the start. ****, a girl can dream, can't she? 0_o But Mike... *shrugs* I guess.
*starts scrolling down again... down... further...*
Funny stuff. Man... talk about a dysfunctional bunch! Good for a laugh. Thanks for the read! Quite uplifting.
psychobunnyyel-yor
New member
i could write you in if you like just tell me what your overall personality is...and stuff....and what you'd like to be
thank for reading
much love
Kelly kels!
thank for reading
much love
Kelly kels!
psychobunnyyel-yor
New member
Kelly sighed heavily as she walked in at the end of the day
"How the little invalid....!" She rolled her eyes, then she was quiet "awwwww!"
Chester was curled up on the couch, sleeping like a baby "he looks so innocent...." chester's smile twitched at his face, he looked like a naive little boy lost in a happy dream....
Ravyn stood at the door
"he's only just went off....he's been complainin' all day, i guess i tired him out...."
Mike walked in after kelly
"Hey y'know who joe's been ******'!?" He exclaimed
"SHUSH!" The girls chorused irritatibly
"but d'ya know?!" Mike persisted
"what?" asked kelly
"about joe!" Mike laughed "and jessica!"
"Jessica....JESSICA!?" Frowned Ravyn
"oh yerr! Jessica as in Jessy Bennington!" Mike nodded eagerly
"uh-oh! Markus is gonna be ******!" Came brad's protest
"SHUSH!" Mike, kelly and ravyn gestured towards chester
Brad sat next to chester's sleeping form
"so joe and jess got it on!?"
"Pretty much! in the bathroom!" smirked mike
"eww! i'm cleanin' everythin'!" Brad winced
"HELLO!!!!" Joe burst in cheerfully
"SHUSH!" The group protested, they all pointed to sleeping chester
"How the little invalid....!" She rolled her eyes, then she was quiet "awwwww!"
Chester was curled up on the couch, sleeping like a baby "he looks so innocent...." chester's smile twitched at his face, he looked like a naive little boy lost in a happy dream....
Ravyn stood at the door
"he's only just went off....he's been complainin' all day, i guess i tired him out...."
Mike walked in after kelly
"Hey y'know who joe's been ******'!?" He exclaimed
"SHUSH!" The girls chorused irritatibly
"but d'ya know?!" Mike persisted
"what?" asked kelly
"about joe!" Mike laughed "and jessica!"
"Jessica....JESSICA!?" Frowned Ravyn
"oh yerr! Jessica as in Jessy Bennington!" Mike nodded eagerly
"uh-oh! Markus is gonna be ******!" Came brad's protest
"SHUSH!" Mike, kelly and ravyn gestured towards chester
Brad sat next to chester's sleeping form
"so joe and jess got it on!?"
"Pretty much! in the bathroom!" smirked mike
"eww! i'm cleanin' everythin'!" Brad winced
"HELLO!!!!" Joe burst in cheerfully
"SHUSH!" The group protested, they all pointed to sleeping chester