Kelly sighed a class that day, she'd taken a creative writing course over the weekend, the class of 12 people looked at each other, the course manager hadn't turned up.
"we'll wait ten more minutes" Said Dove sighing
"aw! if she hasn't turned up now, i doubt she's gonna turn up at all!" Ravyn protested
"Ten more minutes" Imogen said firmly
Chester walked through the recreation building of the college "man, i need a ****!" Suddenly he stopped at a window, and saw Kelly, he pulled a face, she didn't notice
"I wrote this piece i wanted to show her..." Kelly held out some papers
"nothing dirty i hope?" Grinned ravyn, knowing kelly all too well
"Of course!" Kelly smirked
Chester persisted, with pulling a faces
he got ignored, this annoyed chester, someone who strived to get constant attention...if there was an audience, there was chester, chester grinned mischeivously and looked on the board
"creative writin', huh?"
MIke and Joe waited impatiently "c'mon chaz! let's get some nucho's!" Joe complained "mr hahn's tummy needs foooooood!"
"in a minute joe" Chester said
"Just go the **** toilet bennington!" Joe protested
"watch this" chester smirked
Kelly, ravyn and dove were arguing over Dove's story, when chester strode in
"HEY! s'up....i'm your subitute....i'm Chester bennington...that's spelt H-O-R-N-Y!"
"chester!" kelly hissed
"yes...you have a question?" chester smiled
"I do!" Imogen put up her hand
"Yeah?" Chester asked
"if i've been a naughty girl....are you gonna keep me after lesson...?" She grinned
"wooooooo!" Dove and ravyn chroused then giggled
"maybe" Chester grinned back "depends how bad you wanna be..."
The girls burst into giggles again
The class chattered to each other
"Now class....quiet...." chester said calmly "I SAID QUIET!" he screamed
the class fell silent
"good...now....i'm your new teacher...like it or not...." Chester said firmly
Kelly put her hand up
"yes...?" chester asked
"what exactly are you gonna teach?" she frowned
"well...that all depends, where the **** is the teaching book..." chester rummaged around the desk drawer, "ah!" he picked it up "week 17....OUH! Guess what?" he threw the teacher's manual behind his back "bor-ingggg!"
"so what's your lesson plan?" Kelly asked him, sounding serious
"well...i was thinkin'....somebody else had a surgestion..." Chester shrugged
"chester this isn't funny..." kelly rolled her eyes
"Right hey everyone, i'm your sexy teacher that has been said...look why don't we write dirty stories...i have one, there one was a man called keith who circumsised people with his teeth, he didn't do it for leisure or sexual pleasure, he did it for the cheese underneath!" Chester grinned
"ewwwwww!" the class chroused
"I've got one!" ravyn burst out, "there once was a woman from eeling, who had a pacticular feeling, she lay on her back,opened her crack and ****** all over the ceiling!"
"RAVYN!" Kelly stuttered wide eyed "stop encouraging him!"
"OH MAN! that was a good one!" Chester gasped, laughing his head off
"these aren't stories, they're dirty rymes!" Kelly protested "ok, if that's the way you want to play it!"
"you know it!" chester smirked
"there once was a guy called chester, who was known for being a molester, he was known for the games he played, the unamusing,tricks he made...but the ryme isn't finished...there's a shock instead, for where he thought he was brilliant...he was actually **** in bed!" Kelly recited
"HEY! that wasn't called for!" Chester wailed
"Sorry, what?, in denial?" Kelly grinned
"You weren't complainin' the other night!" Chester protested
"oh that...little...effort..." Kelly smirked
"LITTLE?!"" Chester Yelled "You callin' me small?!"
"only a little...." She grinned
"is your eye sight okay?" Chester argued
"no...i need a microscope!" Kelly answered, smirking widely
"you....you....that's a lie!..." Chester wailed
"mikey's great in bed..." Ravyn murmured to herself
The class stayed put watching the arguement intrestedly
"mikey's my little sexy...mikey..." Ravyn giggled, mike strode in the class room, he sighed getting the jist of the arguement
"are you insane woman?" Chester yelled "you were all over me! you wanted it! you know you wanted it!"
"Chester!" Mike yelled
"mikey!" Ravyn smiled
"Ravvy!" Mike sat down next to her "hey, d'ya miss me...?"
"every second was torture...." Ravyn mumbled
Mike kissed her affectionately, stroking her hair "so how long has this been goin' on?"
"shush!" Imogen protested to the couple "chester's gonna say the size of his ****!"
"want it in feet or inches?" Chester grinned
"Or millimetres!" Kelly added
"You lier!" Chester scowled
"macro milimetres...0.0.0.0.0000000.1" Kelly stated
"Want proof? I'll show you proof!" Chester yelled
"NO! CHAZ! NO!" Mike protested
"It has to be done mike!" Chester wailed unzipping his pants "they must know the truth!"
"NO! CHAZ!" Mike tried to pull chester's hands away from his zip "that's stuff people don't wanna see!"
"Speak for yourself!" Imogen said eagerly
"NO CHAZ NO! WE'LL REGRET!" Mike gasped
"I WON'T!" Chester said frimly
"but WE will!" Mike protested
"oh my ***, you'd actually do it!?" Dove argued
"Been there, done that, got a lay for it..." chester shrugged
"sympathy ***!" Kelly yelled out
"D'ya really think she'd be goin out with me if i had a tiny one?" Chester argued
"CHAZ! Please don't do this...for the love of all humanity!" Mike wailed, jessica walked in
"OH NO! not again!"
A older woman came in with her
"Chester Charles Bennington, what in the world do you think you're doin'!?!"
"Proving a point!" Chester protested "my Girlfriend said I had a small one!"
"CHESTER!" Her dark eyes, flashed from dark brown to black "your father is behind me! and if he catches you, *** HELP YOU!"
"This has to be done! this has to be shown!" Chester wailed "i'll do it, and then who'll be sayin' **** about me then HA! noone!"
"Chester you have 3 seconds to zip up your trousers..." She warned
"No mom....please don't do the countin' thing..." chester moaned
"ONE!" She began "Twoooo....two and a half......."
"Mom!"
"Two and three quaters....."
Mom!"
"two and TWO and eight tenths....."
"But Mom...."
"Chester..."
"Mom!"
"i'M SO CLOSE TO THREE CHESTER...I'M WARNIN' YOU YOU'LL BE SORRY!"
"OKAY, OKAY!"
"theres a good boy" she smiled
