phreakwars
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- Feb 8, 2005
Fat chain smoker, we'll use a fictional name and call him "DAVE" gets his mind a pumping and tells himself he's gonna lose weight, quit smoking, and improve his sex drive this year....
Sorry Timmy... oops, I mean Dave... your a pathetic piece of **** loser..
If you hold a job for more then 3 months, someone should ****ing call Guinness. The only exercise your gonna ****ing do is spend $250 for a ****ing gym membership, bench 40 ****ing lbs maybe 20 times, attempt 3 sit ups, and fail, go get a drink of water, walk around the track for 10 minutes and then go to ****ing Taco Bell. Still smelling of sweat, you will proceed to order about $20 worth of food for yourself, Eat only 1/2 of this ****ing taco rama feast, and throw the rest away.
And did I mention you'll have a diet soft drink ??
Good Job Conan, you'll be impressing the lady's in no time..
Next you'll spend Jan 2-4 giving up those darn smokes.. you'll bitch and cuss and fidget, then eventually drive down to the local gas station and pick up a pack of generics... convincing yourself its a sign of quiting if you can buy the cheaper brand...
So you smoke... just one.... ahhh... that's better...
Forget the cold turkey plan, time for plan B. Slow withdrawal... yeah... that always works right ???
Meanwhile your sister has once again decided to find God in her life and send me a present with all kinds of mumbo jumbo hoopla Christian dogma jargon about Christ or some **** like that, written all over the package... Uhm.. OK... my 5 year old will just rip the ****ing paper anyway... I don't think she cares for the dogma on the wrapper..
So anyways, I'm thinking to myself again tonight, and I notice the next HOLIDAY up is New Years..
I don't know, just the thought of it makes me smirk for some evil reason..
Let's see, do I stay home this year, get trashed with the old lady and a couple neighbors... or do I go to Signature's BAR & GRILL for the party they are having ??
I guess one of the reason's it makes me smirk, is My Boss ALSO gave me a gift card for signature's, and in my mail box today, from an anonymous person, I received a greeting card, and YET ANOTHER gift card for signatures... It was signed........... Phreaks biggest fan...
A SCAN OF THE GIFT CARD I RECIEVED
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First of all, I am awestruck and somewhat emotional... I didn't know you all cared... ... either that or you guys wanna see me go flip my buddy Kara some **** in her face... Hmm... I DO have that new DVI cam, and GF does allow us to upload video....
But anyways, the gift cards got me thinking of Kara... Which in turn made me think, of sad and pathetic people in the world.... but anyways.. I wonder to myself how many of these assholes are gonna make a new year's resolution and actually stick to it..
I just find it quite funny to watch failure in action, and the temptations of the 7 deadly sins take over our will.
So with that, I wanna wish most of you an early HAPPY NEW YEAR !! And ask if any of you have a New Years resolution, and how many of ya have ****ed it all up by cheating on the promise you made to yourself...
I do maintenance on my own PC during the years end, so I probably won't be on much next week... then again... who am I kidding.. I'll probably end up ****ing tweaking out (without actually doing tweak) on my PC nonstop until it's all setup the way I want it... well anyways... later...AND I HOPE YOU SORRY ****ERS KEEP YOUR RESOLUTIONS!!!
PEACE !!
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Sorry Timmy... oops, I mean Dave... your a pathetic piece of **** loser..
If you hold a job for more then 3 months, someone should ****ing call Guinness. The only exercise your gonna ****ing do is spend $250 for a ****ing gym membership, bench 40 ****ing lbs maybe 20 times, attempt 3 sit ups, and fail, go get a drink of water, walk around the track for 10 minutes and then go to ****ing Taco Bell. Still smelling of sweat, you will proceed to order about $20 worth of food for yourself, Eat only 1/2 of this ****ing taco rama feast, and throw the rest away.
And did I mention you'll have a diet soft drink ??
Good Job Conan, you'll be impressing the lady's in no time..
Next you'll spend Jan 2-4 giving up those darn smokes.. you'll bitch and cuss and fidget, then eventually drive down to the local gas station and pick up a pack of generics... convincing yourself its a sign of quiting if you can buy the cheaper brand...
So you smoke... just one.... ahhh... that's better...
Forget the cold turkey plan, time for plan B. Slow withdrawal... yeah... that always works right ???
Meanwhile your sister has once again decided to find God in her life and send me a present with all kinds of mumbo jumbo hoopla Christian dogma jargon about Christ or some **** like that, written all over the package... Uhm.. OK... my 5 year old will just rip the ****ing paper anyway... I don't think she cares for the dogma on the wrapper..
So anyways, I'm thinking to myself again tonight, and I notice the next HOLIDAY up is New Years..
I don't know, just the thought of it makes me smirk for some evil reason..
Let's see, do I stay home this year, get trashed with the old lady and a couple neighbors... or do I go to Signature's BAR & GRILL for the party they are having ??
I guess one of the reason's it makes me smirk, is My Boss ALSO gave me a gift card for signature's, and in my mail box today, from an anonymous person, I received a greeting card, and YET ANOTHER gift card for signatures... It was signed........... Phreaks biggest fan...
A SCAN OF THE GIFT CARD I RECIEVED
.
First of all, I am awestruck and somewhat emotional... I didn't know you all cared... ... either that or you guys wanna see me go flip my buddy Kara some **** in her face... Hmm... I DO have that new DVI cam, and GF does allow us to upload video....
But anyways, the gift cards got me thinking of Kara... Which in turn made me think, of sad and pathetic people in the world.... but anyways.. I wonder to myself how many of these assholes are gonna make a new year's resolution and actually stick to it..
I just find it quite funny to watch failure in action, and the temptations of the 7 deadly sins take over our will.
So with that, I wanna wish most of you an early HAPPY NEW YEAR !! And ask if any of you have a New Years resolution, and how many of ya have ****ed it all up by cheating on the promise you made to yourself...
I do maintenance on my own PC during the years end, so I probably won't be on much next week... then again... who am I kidding.. I'll probably end up ****ing tweaking out (without actually doing tweak) on my PC nonstop until it's all setup the way I want it... well anyways... later...AND I HOPE YOU SORRY ****ERS KEEP YOUR RESOLUTIONS!!!
PEACE !!
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