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  1. RoyalOrleans
    The previous owners had it custom installed. The rotisserie set up is very cool. I can cook about three fifteen pound turkeys at a time. I cooked a duck... once. It was so greasy that it fell apart on the stake.
  2. RoyalOrleans
    Everyone thinks so, but it was actually the Commodores.
  3. RoyalOrleans
    I own a rotisserie, Bender. No BS! I really do! It was built into the back of my fireplace and can be accessed via the back porch. I make the Thanksgiving turkey every year.
  4. RoyalOrleans
    Obama believes the Big Bang Theory was a hit by Earth, Wind, and Fire.
  5. RoyalOrleans
    I don't trust a man who can't stick to his guns. If he were to boast his socialist views and stand behind his statements, I might respect him. Doesn't mean I'll vote for him either, but at least he's not flip-flopping to appease fence-straddling Republicans and Democrats.
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    Oye Como Va Carlos Santana Oye como va mi ritmo Bueno pa' gozar, mulata Oye como va mi ritmo Bueno pa' gozar mulata [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=nRa6pVpKloU]YouTube - Santana - Oye Como Va[/ame]
  7. RoyalOrleans
    My wang has an elbow.
  8. RoyalOrleans
    Ever had asian cherries?
  9. RoyalOrleans
    From what I can remember, those pictures looked great! I'm bringing brutality back.
  10. RoyalOrleans
    There were two or three pictures of myself on that site, but the biggest impression I left was my utter brutality.
  11. RoyalOrleans
    So the Democrat's hierarchy can only meet with heralds of Obama? Who does he think he is? Xerxes of Persia?
  12. RoyalOrleans
    I retract my previous statement. Drones. All of them. Lining up for the slaughter.
  13. RoyalOrleans
    I never thought I'd hear myself say, "Thank God for Hillary supporters.".
  14. RoyalOrleans
    Fortunately, I grow my own tomatoes. Have been right steadily for about four years now. I love them. I pick them when there is just a little green left in the color. I put them on my windowsill to ripen. The last ten years, or so, I've seen a steady decline with the quality of tomatoes sold in grocery stores and served in restaurants. At an establishment, I always ask to "hold the 'maters" (I'm country, ya'll).
  15. RoyalOrleans
    Ok... that was badass. Glad to see Rick James get it.
  16. RoyalOrleans
    Really really yummy.
  17. RoyalOrleans
    Everything exotic or exotic sounding tastes like chicken.
  18. RoyalOrleans
    As long as they are "Great Deluge" variety or I might have to duct tape fifty "supers" together.
  19. RoyalOrleans
    Yeah... real news worthy. We all know that gas is going up. We see the signs on the way to and from work. We hear about it on our local news stations, be it radio or television! The cost of gas is not news worthy. You can compare it with violence on a street named for MLK. No need to report on happenings there, we all know its a violent place.
  20. RoyalOrleans
    Some of the trash down here tattoo their children for identification purposes. If barcoding comes to pass, these clusters of white trash might be ahead of the curve. Dang! Now we's justifcated! God bless them.
  21. RoyalOrleans
    Oh yeah... Guenevere was a hoochie-mama!
  22. RoyalOrleans
    Today, we commemorate the 64th anniversery of the D-Day invasion. Never forget! [attach=full]1975[/attach]
  23. RoyalOrleans
    Le'Morte D'Arthur Third time around.
  24. RoyalOrleans
    Despite my scholarly college career, I still do jobs relished by the average migrant worker. Well... not now... I actually own my taco stand. Kidding. It's a body and paint shop.
  25. RoyalOrleans
    You may not hit her, but you sure as hell can shake the out of her.
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