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Actually... it's called the Woodshed of Lost Souls and Pancakes.

Check your email for a plane ticket that you can print out. Classes start July 29th.

Those men are living proof that anyone, and I mean ANYONE, has an opportunity in this country. There's a catch... They wanted it.

Absolutely. The sooner the better. It's a gradual, painstaking process, however we must do it. The naysayers think it should happen over night.

Barack Obama's campaign is all about "change." Thomas Sowell explains how his policies aren't really considered "change" at all. Are Facts Obsolete by Thomas Sowell

They must've screamed their hands off.

Another boorish, sophmoric reply: Nanabooboo stick your head in doo doo.

Make sure they are made out of rubber.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Yes, I do. I'd rather have it on me and not need it than need it and not have it on me. If you follow. Also, I'm at a point in my life where fist-fighting does not solve anything. Aside from that, I hate getting punched in the face. I'd rather shoot the dumb bastard.

Honey... there are all kinds of things on all kinds of subjects that I can teach you. That is, if you're willing to learn.

Another boorish, sophmoric reply... My mom is dead.

My boorish, sophmoric reply... Your mom told me.

If I'm woke in the middle of the night by banging on my front door, I will answer it with a gun in my hand. The chances of a mishap are slim, fore my arm is steady and my aim is true. Never underestimate a man who loves his gun as much as his family.

I would say, shoot 'em, but it'd be a waste of a good bullet.

If I had kept a GPA that high, I would never have had time for getting laid, smoking pot, drinking beer, and other partying related activities.

I, for one, never liked Cracked. It was a poor man's Mad.

I was let go because, I have literally known the second officer all my life, attended the same high school, and he married my ex-wife. Small towns, man. Small towns.

Mad Magazine's version of Corey Haim is Corey Ham and Corey Feldman is Corey Smelledman. I still like the Mad's version of Basic Instinct, entitled Basically It Stinks.

I got a speeding ticket two days ago. I showed the cop my NRA card and my weapon registration. He was nervous about my revolver in the holster, in plain view, and unloaded.He asked if he could walk around and hold my revolver until the end of the stop and ticket writing process. I answered, "Yes, you can. If I can hold your LOADED 9mm on your side until I am released.". He didn't think it was that funny. His partner did as he strode up to the passenger side of my truck. Luckily, being in a small town I knew both of them. I was let go about fifteen seconds later.

Was that fukken necessary??? Oh... man... I'm pissed now. When is an old lady threatening to a couple, as she put it, "linebacker" sized cops carrying weapons of their own? I respect my bros-in-blue, but not those who would bully an old woman in her own damn house. s.

In comparison, the "effects" of the movie pale in comparison to what can be done now.

I can't believe someone already made a video game of my vacation. I figured I'd get a "movie of the week" or a "theatrical release" first.

So you don't matter to you? Come on, snaffy! You should take yourself a little more seriously.